[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RHPC HEADQUARTERS\NAPRIL 1, 2014 Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.32,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (dramatic music) ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.48,0:00:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are going to find a way \Nto Rick Roll people again. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.95,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're not. Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who would actually click \Non your video and not expect it, Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.33,0:00:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially on April Fools? Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.92,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Strangers? People who don't know us? Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.52,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. \NA lot of people. Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too many have already fell for it.\NIt's not gonna work. Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.19,0:00:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love the idea, Ryan,\Nbut I think he's right this time. Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.56,0:00:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You both are just gonna give up then? Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.04,0:00:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we're not giving up. Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.42,0:00:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just don't think Rick Rolls \Nwork anymore since, you know, Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.55,0:00:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone expects it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.75,0:00:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth is, you Rick Rolled \Npeople last year too, remember? Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.56,0:00:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't the number one rule \Nof surprise to not repeat the same-- Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.21,0:00:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rules? Since when are there rules? Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.13,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, like I already said, \Nit's April Fools. Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not gonna work. Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.25,0:00:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what? Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.24,0:00:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you guys really think I\Nhaven't thought of that? Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.50,0:00:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a lead on how to find\Nthe next Rick Roll. Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans) Here we go again... Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.39,0:00:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A full, thought-out plan,\Nbut I'm still gonna need.. Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.35,0:00:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-..your guy's--\N-commitments. Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.40,0:00:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? \N-I'm just trying to help. Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.09,0:00:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I don't contribute \Nto any of these. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.45,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thinking you're right back\Non the same page, Sean. Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this started! Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:00:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course he's gonna side with you again. Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.79,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys know that in Rick Astley's song, \N{\i1}Never Gonna Give You Up{\i0}, Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.46,0:01:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he says the word "never" quite frequently. Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.10,0:01:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn't it be crazy if I told\Nyou that there's a song Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that says the word "never"\Neven more than that, Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.44,0:01:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even though the song's \Nabout never saying never? Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.62,0:01:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get this! In Rick Astley's song, \Nhe says the word 41 times exactly, Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.73,0:01:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including the title. Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Justin Beiber's song, \Nhe says the word 69 times, Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.97,0:01:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,including the title. Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.87,0:01:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From a guy who's saying \N"never to say never", Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.52,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't it a little weird that he's\Nsaying the word "never" Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,28 times more than Rick? Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.75,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone starting to see \Nthe obvious sign here? Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.08,0:01:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other than the two of them \Nsaying the word "never" a lot? Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.15,0:01:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, there's no connection. Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.42,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, it's so obvious! Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.62,0:01:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, you too, Sean? Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.72,0:01:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I...still don't get it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.90,0:01:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Justin is 20 years old. Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.60,0:01:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to take a guess \Nhow old Rick Astley is? Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.08,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tell us already!\N-You are no fun. He's 48. Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much do think the difference\Nbetween the two ages are? Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.42,0:01:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna take\Na wild guess and say 28, Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.60,0:01:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the exact difference between\Nthe number of times Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.64,0:01:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they say "never" in each of their songs. Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.86,0:01:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feeling the connection yet? Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.91,0:01:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta admit, that's a good one! Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.97,0:01:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making one connection--\Nor coincidence, I should say-- Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.67,0:01:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't mean anything. Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.78,0:01:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure about that? Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.10,0:01:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Understand this: Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.09,0:01:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Never Say Never{\i0} was \Nnot just Justin's biggest song, Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.68,0:01:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but his biggest movie. Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.74,0:01:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could be his only movie |\Nif he keeps getting arrested! Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.48,0:01:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him a break!\NHe's a kid. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.74,0:01:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said it yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.84,0:02:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He's 20 years old and he's all grown--\N-Up! Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.34,0:02:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind, I was just trying\Nto contribute again. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.10,0:02:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonna shut up now. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.93,0:02:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just get back to the topic. Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.07,0:02:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were saying? Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.06,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Down to the roots \Nof both of these guys, Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never mind what they're doing now,\Nwhat're they best known from? Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.54,0:02:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonna have to say the internet? Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.56,0:02:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run the projector. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.88,0:02:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Around 2008 is when Rick Rolling got big, Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.58,0:02:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that's about the same time \NJustin Beiber got signed and, well, Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.19,0:02:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deserted YouTube as well. Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.06,0:02:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna hold it against him, Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.74,0:02:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making way more money \Nand more famous than he could do online-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.59,0:02:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You keep going off topic. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.97,0:02:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you please just finish the damn-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.30,0:02:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cry more, why don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.40,0:02:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I'm trying to do is figure \Nout the next Rick Roll and I'm just-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.78,0:02:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna get to the end.\NI get it, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.95,0:02:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's April Fools, \Nyou're wasting everyone's time. Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.82,0:02:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah. Hah. Good one, Ryan. Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.72,0:02:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now if you guys don't mind, I'm over this. Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.46,0:02:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye. Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.31,0:02:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say it again, Greg. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.05,0:02:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye? Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.32,0:02:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What're you trying to get at?\N-Never gonna! Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.82,0:02:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what you just said! Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.03,0:02:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me you guys caught that just now. Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.02,0:02:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhh... Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.07,0:02:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lie back down for this one.\NI think I just figured it out. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.99,0:02:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think I'm still figuring\Nit out as we speak. Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.48,0:02:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hurts my brain \Njust thinking about it, Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.50,0:02:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially because I'm not\Nthe only one that figured it out. Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.96,0:02:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It was the both of--\N-You! Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.59,0:02:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just finished it, Sean! Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.72,0:03:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know! I was just trying \Nto contribute again and-- Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.53,0:03:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you guys talking about? Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.49,0:03:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next Rick Roll! It's us! Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's always been us. Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.12,0:03:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The beginning of every line \Nwe've been saying Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.60,0:03:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up until Sean just finished it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.03,0:03:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't notice it \Nuntil now, but that's it! Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.00,0:03:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the Rick Roll. Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.15,0:03:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're no strangers to love. Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.40,0:03:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the rules and so do I. Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.37,0:03:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.61,0:03:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't get this from any other guy. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.20,0:03:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.06,0:03:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta make you understand. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.53,0:03:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna give you up. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.73,0:03:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna let you down. Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.91,0:03:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna run around and desert you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.73,0:03:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna make you cry. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.94,0:03:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna say goodbye. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.16,0:03:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.85,0:03:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let me get this straight. Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.14,0:03:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You Rick Rolled people \Non a video about Rick Rolling? Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.02,0:03:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so stupid! \NYou're just gonna piss people off! Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.58,0:03:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I mean, it could've been worst. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least I didn't do the actual Rick Roll. Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.87,0:03:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ({\i1}Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up{\i0}) ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.57,0:03:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(together) April Fools! Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.95,0:03:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just kidding, everyone. Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.54,0:03:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not actually gonna Rick Roll you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.75,0:03:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just made this video \Nfor fun in the spirit of April 1st. Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.01,0:04:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you guys didn't get tricked\Ntoo many times today, Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.09,0:04:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially not with a Rick Roll \Nbecause, personally, Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.12,0:04:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't think of anything worse \Nthan getting Rick Rolled on April Fools-- Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.60,0:04:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ ({\i1}Justin Beiber: Never Say Never{\i0}) ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.59,0:04:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ {\i1}Oooh-whoa-oh-oh{\i0} ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.35,0:04:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEIBER'D! Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.79,0:04:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TEEHEE Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.38,0:04:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ryan) So thank you guys\Nso much for watching! Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.86,0:04:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see bloopers\Nand behind-the-scenes, Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.35,0:04:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the one on the left. Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.23,0:04:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see the previous video \Nthat we posted four days ago, Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.24,0:04:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the one on the right. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.18,0:04:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, that's gotta be\Nsome kind of record. Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.13,0:04:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We posted two videos in one week! Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.28,0:04:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so not like us. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.16,0:04:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are we, like, \NPewDiePie now? (nervous chuckle) Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.47,0:04:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we got way less subscribers. Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.01,0:04:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube\Nto see other videos or to make a request]