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The silicon chip inside her head
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Gets switched to overload
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And nobody’s gonna go to school today
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She’s gonna make them stay at home
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And daddy doesn’t understand it
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He always said she was good as gold
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And he can see no reasons
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'Cause there are no reasons
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What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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I wanna shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole day down
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The Telex machine is kept so clean
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And it types to a waiting world
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And mother feels so shocked
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Father’s world is rocked
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And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
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Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen
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Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat
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They can see no reasons
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'Cause there are no reasons
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What reasons do you need?
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Oh Oh oh whoa whoa
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-oot
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The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down
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And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
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She wants to play with the toys a while
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And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
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And the lesson today is how to die
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And then the bullhorn crackles
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And the captain tackles
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(With the problems of the how's and why's)
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And he can see no reasons
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'Cause there are no reasons
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What reason do you need to die, die?
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Oh Oh Oh
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like
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I don’t like (Tell me why)
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don’t like
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I don’t like (Tell me why)
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I don’t like Mondays
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Tell me why
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I don't like Mondays
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I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-woot the whole day down
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[oooh oooh piano fade out]