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The silicon chip inside her head

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Gets switched to overload

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And nobody’s gonna go to school today

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She’s gonna make them stay at home

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And daddy doesn’t understand it

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He always said she was good as gold

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And he can see no reasons

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'Cause there are no reasons

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What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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I wanna shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole day down

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The Telex machine is kept so clean

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And it types to a waiting world

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And mother feels so shocked

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Father’s world is rocked

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And their thoughts turn to their own little girl

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Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen

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Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat

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They can see no reasons

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'Cause there are no reasons

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What reasons do you need?

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Oh Oh oh whoa whoa

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-oot

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The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down

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And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

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She wants to play with the toys a while

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And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

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And the lesson today is how to die

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And then the bullhorn crackles

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And the captain tackles

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(With the problems of the how's and why's)

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And he can see no reasons

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'Cause there are no reasons

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What reason do you need to die, die?

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Oh Oh Oh

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like

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I don’t like (Tell me why)

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don’t like

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I don’t like (Tell me why)

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I don’t like Mondays

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Tell me why

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I don't like Mondays

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I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-woot the whole day down

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[oooh oooh piano fade out]