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Key & Peele: Substitute Teacher

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    All right, Listen up Y’all
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    I’m Y’all’s substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.
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    I taught school for 20 years in the inner city
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    So, don't even think about messing with me.
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    Y'all feel me?
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    Okay. Let's take roll here.
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    Jay Quellin.
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    Where's Jay Quellin at?
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    No Jay Quellin here?
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    Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
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    Okay, So that's how it's gonna be.
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    Y'all wanna play.
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    Okay then.
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    I got my eye on you Jay Quellin.
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    Balakay
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    Where is Balakey at?
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    There's no Balakey here today?
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    Yes, sir.
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    My name is Blake.
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    Are you out of your goddamn mind?
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    "Blake" What?
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    Do you wanna go to war Balakey?
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    'Cause we could go to war.
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    I'm for real. I'm for real.
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    So you better check yourself.
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    Dee-Nice.
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    Is there a De-Nice?
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    If one of y'all says some silly-ass name...
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    This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
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    Now, Dee-Nice. -Do you mean Denice?
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    Son of a bitch!
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    You say your name right. right now.
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    Denise? -You say it right.
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    Denise. -Correctly.
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    Denise. -Right.
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    Dee-Nice -That's better.
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    Thank you.
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    Now Ay-Ay-Ron.
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    Where are you?
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    Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?
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    No Ay-Ay-Ron, huh?
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    Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Ay-Ay-Ron.
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    Here. -Oh man.
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    Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it huh?
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    Huh? --You know I'm just asking you.
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    I said it like four times.
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    So, why didn't you say it the first time I said "Ay-Ay-Ron?"
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    Because it's pronounced Aaron.
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    Son of a bitch!
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    You done messed up Ay-Ay-Ron. Now take your ass on down
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    to Oh-Shag-Hennesy's office. Right now and tell him
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    exactly what you did!
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    Who? -Oh-Shag-Hennesy!
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    Principal O'Shaugnessy?
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    Get out of my goddamn classroom
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    before I break my foot off in your ass.
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    Insubordinate.
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    and churlish.
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    Tym-Oh-Thee.
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    Present. -Thank you
Title:
Key & Peele: Substitute Teacher
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:02

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