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All right, Listen up Y’all

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I’m Y’all’s substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.

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I taught school for 20 years in the inner city

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So, don't even think about messing with me.

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Y'all feel me?

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Okay. Let's take roll here.

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Jay Quellin.

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Where's Jay Quellin at?

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No Jay Quellin here?

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Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?

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Okay, So that's how it's gonna be.

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Y'all wanna play.

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Okay then.

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I got my eye on you Jay Quellin.

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Balakay

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Where is Balakey at?

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There's no Balakey here today?

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Yes, sir.

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My name is Blake.

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Are you out of your goddamn mind?

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"Blake" What?

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Do you wanna go to war Balakey?

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'Cause we could go to war.

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I'm for real. I'm for real.

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So you better check yourself.

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Dee-Nice.

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Is there a De-Nice?

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If one of y'all says some silly-ass name...

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This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.

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Now, Dee-Nice. -Do you mean Denice?

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Son of a bitch!

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You say your name right. right now.

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Denise? -You say it right.

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Denise. -Correctly.

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Denise. -Right.

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Dee-Nice -That's better.

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Thank you.

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Now Ay-Ay-Ron.

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Where are you?

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Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?

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No Ay-Ay-Ron, huh?

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Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Ay-Ay-Ron.

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Here. -Oh man.

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Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it huh?

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Huh? --You know I'm just asking you.

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I said it like four times.

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So, why didn't you say it the first time I said "Ay-Ay-Ron?"

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Because it's pronounced Aaron.

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Son of a bitch!

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You done messed up Ay-Ay-Ron. Now take your ass on down

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to Oh-Shag-Hennesy's office. Right now and tell him

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exactly what you did!

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Who? -Oh-Shag-Hennesy!

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Principal O'Shaugnessy?

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Get out of my goddamn classroom

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before I break my foot off in your ass.

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Insubordinate.

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and churlish.

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Tym-Oh-Thee.

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Present. -Thank you