All right, Listen up Y’all
I’m Y’all’s substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.
I taught school for 20 years in the inner city
So, don't even think about messing with me.
Y'all feel me?
Okay. Let's take roll here.
Jay Quellin.
Where's Jay Quellin at?
No Jay Quellin here?
Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
Okay, So that's how it's gonna be.
Y'all wanna play.
Okay then.
I got my eye on you Jay Quellin.
Balakay
Where is Balakey at?
There's no Balakey here today?
Yes, sir.
My name is Blake.
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
"Blake" What?
Do you wanna go to war Balakey?
'Cause we could go to war.
I'm for real. I'm for real.
So you better check yourself.
Dee-Nice.
Is there a De-Nice?
If one of y'all says some silly-ass name...
This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
Now, Dee-Nice. -Do you mean Denice?
Son of a bitch!
You say your name right. right now.
Denise? -You say it right.
Denise. -Correctly.
Denise. -Right.
Dee-Nice -That's better.
Thank you.
Now Ay-Ay-Ron.
Where are you?
Where is Ay-Ay-Ron right now?
No Ay-Ay-Ron, huh?
Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Ay-Ay-Ron.
Here. -Oh man.
Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it huh?
Huh? --You know I'm just asking you.
I said it like four times.
So, why didn't you say it the first time I said "Ay-Ay-Ron?"
Because it's pronounced Aaron.
Son of a bitch!
You done messed up Ay-Ay-Ron. Now take your ass on down
to Oh-Shag-Hennesy's office. Right now and tell him
exactly what you did!
Who? -Oh-Shag-Hennesy!
Principal O'Shaugnessy?
Get out of my goddamn classroom
before I break my foot off in your ass.
Insubordinate.
and churlish.
Tym-Oh-Thee.
Present. -Thank you