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Why you should NOT work in RETAIL!

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    Thats your fault!!
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    getting crap all day from the managers (laughter)
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    Like fire alarms, everything they do
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    Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
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    Oh my God this place has been broken into
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    It was grim! This bitch is on her own in a haunted warehouse
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    Toxic as shit!
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    (Intro music playing)
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    (Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
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    (Laughter)
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    Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
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    How this ring light is working? I don’t
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    even know because my niece, she
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    tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
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    well have yeated it across the room
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    Sent it away for seven working days
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    Catipulted into the wall and it’s still alive
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    I don’t know what the lighting is like
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    in here, but I’ve got the curtains open at
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    the moment
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    I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
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    the curtains and get some lighting in here
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    I don’t know. So the lighting might change
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    throughout the video. I have no idea no
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    idea what to do, don’t know what to do
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    I can do it
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    moments before I started filming I had
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    a gulp of coughing
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    another reason I am still shocked that I
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    am still alive. I literally take a gulp of
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    coffee while I’m doing
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    my makeup. Dilly me!
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    I was about to sneeze but I
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    was mid-swallow
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    So I panicked and tried
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    to swallow. I still got coffee up
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    my nose!
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    This video is going to be so
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    hard to do. Oh my God!
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    My mates have been begging
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    and dying for me to do this video
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    I was supposed to have a little audience
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    here but they’ve not arrived yet
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    Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
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    Retail. Working in retail.
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    This girl has had her fair share
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    plenty of experience working in retail
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    quick disclaimer
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    this is not a video to go and get
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    out at the managers nor the customers
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    this is just about experiences that I have
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    endured while working in retail
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    though they might not work there
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    anymore or shop there anymore
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    why do I feel so nervous to do this
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    I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
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    that was toxic as all shit
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    working in retail in the UK
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    before anyone starts to work in retail
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    people forget to advise you about the
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    following: customers have no filter.
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    whatsoever!
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    they have no filter
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    nor common sense
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    not a percent of decent humanity
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    or compassion
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    managers think they rule the mini kingdom
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    we got the shoplifters
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    we’ve got the karens
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    we’ve got all of them
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    the wise people that have
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    worked in retail in the past
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    that have survived
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    never share their experiences and wisdom
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    this is going to be episode one because
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    I have got like eight notebooks of all
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    the weird shit I have experienced working
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    multiple stores. I’m even considering
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    writing a book but
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    this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
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    yet. We’re just going to dive right in
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    (squeals and laughs)
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    I’m going to kick off this video with one
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    of the most funniest fucking situations
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    so this was about the job that I recently
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    left. My mates will even tell you
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    I don’t use my brain, ever
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    they’re shocked that I’m still alive
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    this is like one of the examples
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    when you watch like a horror movie and
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    your friend or your relative sits there
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    next to you and goes
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    ”oh if that happened to me, if I got
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    broken into, I would punch them in
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    the face”
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    and then when a sort of situation like
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    this happens to you, you turn
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    like a deer in the headlights
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    I had to close down with one of
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    the, two of the managers
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    he’s no longer in the store anymore
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    he no longer works for the company
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    this was hilarious
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    so, I was closing up with this
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    manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
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    for some weird reason
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    It’s me, muggin
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    did the closing up and the cashing up with
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    the manager
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    99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
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    I hated it
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    you know when you’re just like for
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    God sakes I just want
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    to go home
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    and especially when something goes wrong
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    when cashing out
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    there’s something missing in the
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    Flow. You can’t go home until
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    it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
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    set itself properly and it just makes
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    you want to cry
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    you just want to go home
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    back to motherland
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    sitting in meudi
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    Watching Scream
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    Just recovering from the trauma that
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    I went through that day
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    we were cashing up
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    everything was going spiffingly well.
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    Taylor if you’re laughing
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    you’re going to hell
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    me, muggins, end up having to cash up
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    almost every single night of the
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    week. To set the scene, we’re
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    in the office right everything’s going
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    spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
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    know what would make life a
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    lot easier?”
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    You know me, I want to get out as quick
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    as I can is it going to get us out
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    quicker? he gave me both out cards
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    and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
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    turning on the alarm system
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    and then we can meet in the middle
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    and then exit the store
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    Brilliant!
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    So this was a supermarket
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    Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
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    you know dead people and ghosts
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    like me got a lot of uh story times to
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    tell you about that one
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    set back the scene, I clock uh…
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    it’s already eerie
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    when you are in a supermarket
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    and the lights are really dim that
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    it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
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    this place was haunted as all are
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    we knew there was going to be a delivery
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    coming in but normally a delivery guy
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    would unlock the door from the outside
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    himself, in the delivery, and leave
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    in, late in the evening, right about
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    tenish to elevenish
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    well more like canter down the aisles
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    to get to the back room because
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    I was too fucking scared to walk
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    around in the shop floor
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    that’s haunted as all ass
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    eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
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    so picture this, when you’re clocking
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    in and clocking out
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    you’re on a system against the wall
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    so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
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    door and the door where the deliveries
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    come through (laughs)
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    normally the delivery man never got there
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    until way after that we left
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    he forgot to give the shop the memo
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    to say that he was coming a little earlIer
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    didn’t give us a tip
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    nay nay
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    gosh shit like this has to happen to me
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    so I’m clocking us out facing the back
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    wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
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    um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
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    La-df-da ing
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    going as quick as I can and
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    then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
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    when you’re in that sort of situation
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    you’re in an eerie large store that’s
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    very dark
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    and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
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    already a millisecond thinking “okay,
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    the ghost has thrown a box”
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    happened quite often in this store
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    I hear the back door boom open
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    remember when I said to you if you was
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    in a horror movie and some broke into
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    your house like a crazy murderer broke
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    into your house what would you do
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    you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
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    hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
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    sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
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    throw it in their face”
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    “oh I throw a hammer at their head”
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    no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
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    I was triple the size at this time, so this
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    bitch couldn’t run fast enough
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    (laughs)
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    not even a half a milliseconds I’m
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    thinking oh my god this place has been
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    broken into
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    this bitch is on her own in the haunted
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    warehouse, doors wide open, someone
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    will break in and murder me
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    a million ideas and a million scenarios
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    were flying through my head
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    come to the part of the self-defense
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    mechanis my back is planted
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    against this system (laughs)
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    my first instinct was to put my hand
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    behind… oh my God… everyone thought
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    this shit was so funny they watched
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    the footage from the CC TV footage
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    over and over again cause they thought
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    it was hilarious not funny
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    cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
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    because he’d opened the door
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    gone behind the door to get the brick to
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    keep the door open
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    this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
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    against this system my hands are like
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    this like trying to find something lob
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    and launch at this person
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    i find something in my hand but at the
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    same time when this situation happens
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    to you you don’t think
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    was it a hammer? No
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    without even half a split second
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    quarter of a fraction inch of a second
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    thought this must be the delivery guy
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    I thought I was gonna get murdered
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    So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
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    warehouse (laughs)
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    this is one golden Chloe moment
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    This is just one of the reasons that
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    I would not survive if I had
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    a murderer encountment
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    thing in my hand that I yeeted across
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    the warehouse (laughs)
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    was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
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    let that sink in let that sink in
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    I don’t talk about this often because
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    it makes me feel so silly
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    my eyes were facing the floor
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    not a good position to be before
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    running away from some sort of
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    mass murderer but alas it was not
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    a mass murderer nor a burglar
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    it was the delivery man it was the
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    delivery man a very confused
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    very offended (laughs)
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    scared delivery man he just
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    boomed out “oi calm down love!”
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    the roll of sellotape was right at his
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    feet I literally end up knees down
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    to the floor with relief
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    why didn’t you knock why didn’t
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    you tell the manager that you were coming
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    rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
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    waltz back to the office
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    I’ve got a very confused manager
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    going “where have you been?”
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    but when he found out how I reacted to
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    this situation of my near death experience
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    thought it was A star fucking hilarious
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    so I was off for a couple of days after
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    that after that embarrassing encounter I
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    come back and we close up together again
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    goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
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    footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
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    it was to watch that?”
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    not only me and the manager saw that
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    footage, a large amount of people saw that
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    footage I felt more of an idiot than I
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    already do I’m not gonna lie it was
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    hilariously funny but at the time there
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    was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
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    shoplifting, burglaries around the area
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    at that time I was like a little bit on
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    edge I was at the ready tape in hand
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    at the ready I never thought my eyes
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    could go as wide as they did
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    we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
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    least like 80 times my eyes were like
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    this (gestures large circles with hands)
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    Fuck you roll of tape
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    not gonna lie that was not funny
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    it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
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    hilarious and slightly worrying because if
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    anything like that happened to me
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    I would be in hot poo poo
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    oh God I mean it could have been anything
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    it could have been a stapler it could have
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    been anything no I had to get a bloody
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    role of tape as if that bitch was
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    gonna save my life but a little bit after
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    That I kind of decided not to do the
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    Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
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    put me off, it was the ghosts actually
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    this is another story that just literally
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    Popped into my head so this is when
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    I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
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    back when I was like part-time modeling
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    because I was in college at the time
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    I think I was there for quite a while
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    that’s all I remember
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    I remember a lot of the experiences
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    but one of these experiences
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    was pretty grim you know when these
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    retail companies they say how much they
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    respect and look after their employees
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    umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
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    Spark’s to be honest with you
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    I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
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    shit set the scene think of like an
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    abandoned swimming changing room
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    this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
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    I would do the early morning shift
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    like the stacking up in the morning
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    the employee bathroom it was grim
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    mate walking through the back of the
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    building early in the morning was grim
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    you had this girl that used to go partying
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    in that same area she’d go into the
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    changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
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    room have a quick Power Nap
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    this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
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    and could like that she’d come back to
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    life within minutes not anymore
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    walking through this echoey eerie
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    alleyway you’ve still got people passed
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    out on the ground from the clubs
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    across the street you’ve got the crazy
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    guy asking you money for drugs
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    imagine that think of Harry Potter the
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    Order of the Phoenix how eerie
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    that alleyway was when the Dementor
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    come through that was the kind of
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    alleyway a Dementor would definitely
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    of fucking flown in there scared the
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    crap out of ya during the day fine
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    but in the night early in the morning
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    I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
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    I would literally poo myself like run you
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    know those moments when you’re a kid
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    I’m lying there I still do it to this day
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    when you turn the light off you
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    marching half way up the stairs
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    you’re like I can do this I can do this
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    then you feel like there’s some sort of
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    slender man behind you you fucking canter
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    up the stairs that kind of feeling that
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    you when you were setting your ass down
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    this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
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    the money was good everyone there was cool
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    we had I had some good time working in
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    there anyway leaving the scene of the
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    Dementor alleyway you went to this door
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    that you would lock yourself in from the
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    back of the door not in the office
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    like during that feeling when you’re
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    running up the stairs thinking there’s
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    some sort of boogeyman behind you you
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    start to punch in the numbers like a
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    freaking idiot you run up these very high
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    set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
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    every freaking morning I think I’ve still
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    got scars on my knees cause of that
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    desperate to go for a wee because this
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    girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
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    The bus on the way there yeah this
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    building was haunted as well waltz to the
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    toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
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    ceiling I shit you not there was some
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    girls that had to go in together because
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    they were too scared to go in it was
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    prison vibes the store was lovely but the
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    back well I run to the toilet sitting down
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    holding me leg up high because oh yes
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    it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
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    in prison now there was no lock
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    on the door so my leg is out high
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    my leg is right out there keeping the
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    door shut while trying to pee at the same
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    time it was very hard to concentrate
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    I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
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    this the employee doesn’t even think
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    the door just swings open lo and behold
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    you see me naked from waist down
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    (laughing) swiping position
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    oh my God I felt so sorry for her
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    cause she was an older lady and I
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    was mortified for her shoulder have been
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    pissed off because she should have
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    thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
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    years now, I’ve been here for two decades
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    now, maybe I should knock the pissing
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    door nay nay course not it’s my life
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    isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
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    me naked from waist down I’m now
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    looking at her (laughs) with my
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    (inaudible) there are times people
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    have seen me in the worst of times that
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    was a moment beyond that she can see
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    my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
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    longer here I’m joking funny enough
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    she was just stranding there shocked
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    not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
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    exposed pull my leggings up and
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    I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
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    there’s a bit of mold there at least
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    someone saw my hoo haw
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    no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
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    Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
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    God just so happy it was her who saw my
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    hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
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    just remembered working in that store
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    it was just one of those moments
Title:
Why you should NOT work in RETAIL!
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