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Thats your fault!!

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getting crap all day from the managers (laughter)

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Like fire alarms, everything they do

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Fire Extinguishers kind of fire

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Oh my God this place has been broken into

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It was grim! This bitch is on her own in a haunted warehouse

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Toxic as shit!

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(Intro music playing)

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(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!

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(Laughter)

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Oh my God girl, it’s been tight

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How this ring light is working? I don’t

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even know because my niece, she

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tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as

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well have yeated it across the room

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Sent it away for seven working days

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Catipulted into the wall and it’s still alive

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I don’t know what the lighting is like

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in here, but I’ve got the curtains open at

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the moment

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I don’t know whether I’m going to shut

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the curtains and get some lighting in here

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I don’t know. So the lighting might change

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throughout the video. I have no idea no

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idea what to do, don’t know what to do

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I can do it

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moments before I started filming I had

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a gulp of coughing

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another reason I am still shocked that I

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am still alive. I literally take a gulp of

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coffee while I’m doing

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my makeup. Dilly me!

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I was about to sneeze but I

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was mid-swallow

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So I panicked and tried

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to swallow. I still got coffee up

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my nose!

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What’s up and welcome to my channel

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If you’ve never been here before please

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make sure you subscribe right down there

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And press on that bell so you know when

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This video is going to be so

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hard to do. Oh my God!

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My mates have been begging

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and dying for me to do this video

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I was supposed to have a little audience

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here but they’ve not arrived yet

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Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about

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(Effect runs across screen)

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Retail. Working in retail.

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This girl has had her fair share

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plenty of experience working in retail

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quick disclaimer

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this is not a video to go and get

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out at the managers nor the customers

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this is just about experiences that I have

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endured while working in retail

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though they might not work there

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anymore or shop there anymore

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why do I feel so nervous to do this

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I’ve recently just left one of those jobs

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that was toxic as all shit

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working in retail in the UK

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before anyone starts to work in retail

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people forget to advise you about the

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following: customers have no filter.

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whatsoever!

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they have no filter

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nor common sense

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not a percent of decent humanity

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or compassion

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managers think they rule the mini kingdom

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we got the shoplifters

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we’ve got the karens

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we’ve got all of them

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the wise people that have

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worked in retail in the past

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that have survived

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never share their experiences and wisdom

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this is going to be episode one because

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I have got like eight notebooks of all

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the weird shit I have experienced working

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multiple stores. I’m even considering

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writing a book but

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this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just

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yet. We’re just going to dive right in

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(squeals and laughs)

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I’m going to kick off this video with one

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of the most funniest fucking situations

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so this was about the job that I recently

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left. My mates will even tell you

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I don’t use my brain, ever

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they’re shocked that I’m still alive

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this is like one of the examples

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when you watch like a horror movie and

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your friend or your relative sits there

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next to you and goes

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”oh if that happened to me, if I got

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broken into, I would punch them in

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the face”

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and then when a sort of situation like

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this happens to you, you turn

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like a deer in the headlights

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I had to close down with one of

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the, two of the managers

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he’s no longer in the store anymore

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he no longer works for the company

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this was hilarious

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so, I was closing up with this

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manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor

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for some weird reason

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It’s me, muggin

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did the closing up and the cashing up with

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the manager

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99% of my shifts and it was a bitch

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I hated it

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you know when you’re just like for

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God sakes I just want

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to go home

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and especially when something goes wrong

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when cashing out

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there’s something missing in the

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Flow. You can’t go home until

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it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t

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set itself properly and it just makes

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you want to cry

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you just want to go home

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back to motherland

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sitting in meudi

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Watching Scream

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Just recovering from the trauma that

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I went through that day

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we were cashing up

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everything was going spiffingly well.

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Taylor if you’re laughing

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you’re going to hell

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me, muggins, end up having to cash up

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almost every single night of the

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week. To set the scene, we’re

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in the office right everything’s going

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spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you

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know what would make life a

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lot easier?”

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You know me, I want to get out as quick

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as I can is it going to get us out

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quicker? he gave me both out cards

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and said “clock us both out, I’ll be

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turning on the alarm system

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and then we can meet in the middle

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and then exit the store

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Brilliant!

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So this was a supermarket

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Oh yeah it was haunted as all are

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you know dead people and ghosts

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like me got a lot of uh story times to

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tell you about that one

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set back the scene, I clock uh…

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it’s already eerie

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when you are in a supermarket

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and the lights are really dim that

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it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie

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this place was haunted as all are

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we knew there was going to be a delivery

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coming in but normally a delivery guy

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would unlock the door from the outside

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himself, in the delivery, and leave

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in, late in the evening, right about

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tenish to elevenish

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well more like canter down the aisles

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to get to the back room because

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I was too fucking scared to walk

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around in the shop floor

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that’s haunted as all ass

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eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm

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so picture this, when you’re clocking

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in and clocking out

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you’re on a system against the wall

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so on the wall behind you is the fire exit

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door and the door where the deliveries

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come through (laughs)

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normally the delivery man never got there

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until way after that we left

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he forgot to give the shop the memo

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to say that he was coming a little earlIer

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didn’t give us a tip

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nay nay

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gosh shit like this has to happen to me

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so I’m clocking us out facing the back

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wall in this retail park there’s a lot of

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um shoplifting, raids, clocking out

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La-df-da ing

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going as quick as I can and

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then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond

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when you’re in that sort of situation

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you’re in an eerie large store that’s

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very dark

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and the warehouse is haunted as all ass

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already a millisecond thinking “okay,

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the ghost has thrown a box”

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happened quite often in this store

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I hear the back door boom open

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remember when I said to you if you was

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in a horror movie and some broke into

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your house like a crazy murderer broke

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into your house what would you do

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you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and

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hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the

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sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and

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throw it in their face”

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“oh I throw a hammer at their head”

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no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”

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I was triple the size at this time, so this

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bitch couldn’t run fast enough

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(laughs)

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not even a half a milliseconds I’m

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thinking oh my god this place has been

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broken into

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this bitch is on her own in the haunted

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warehouse, doors wide open, someone

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will break in and murder me

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a million ideas and a million scenarios

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were flying through my head

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come to the part of the self-defense

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mechanis my back is planted

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against this system (laughs)

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my first instinct was to put my hand

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behind… oh my God… everyone thought

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this shit was so funny they watched

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the footage from the CC TV footage

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over and over again cause they thought

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it was hilarious not funny

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cause I couldn’t see who was at the door

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because he’d opened the door

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gone behind the door to get the brick to

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keep the door open

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this bitch she’s keeping her back planted

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against this system my hands are like

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this like trying to find something lob

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and launch at this person

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i find something in my hand but at the

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same time when this situation happens

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to you you don’t think

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was it a hammer? No

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without even half a split second

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quarter of a fraction inch of a second

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thought this must be the delivery guy

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I thought I was gonna get murdered

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So I (laughs) long yeeted across the

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warehouse (laughs)

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this is one golden Chloe moment

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This is just one of the reasons that

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I would not survive if I had

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a murderer encountment

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thing in my hand that I yeeted across

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the warehouse (laughs)

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was a roll of sellotape (laughs)

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let that sink in let that sink in

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I don’t talk about this often because

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it makes me feel so silly

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my eyes were facing the floor

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not a good position to be before

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running away from some sort of

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mass murderer but alas it was not

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a mass murderer nor a burglar

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it was the delivery man it was the

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delivery man a very confused

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very offended (laughs)

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scared delivery man he just

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boomed out “oi calm down love!”

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the roll of sellotape was right at his

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feet I literally end up knees down

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to the floor with relief

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why didn’t you knock why didn’t

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you tell the manager that you were coming

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rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs

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waltz back to the office

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I’ve got a very confused manager

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going “where have you been?”

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but when he found out how I reacted to

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this situation of my near death experience

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thought it was A star fucking hilarious

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so I was off for a couple of days after

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that after that embarrassing encounter I

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come back and we close up together again

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goes “oh, I remembered to look at the

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footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious

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it was to watch that?”

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not only me and the manager saw that

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footage, a large amount of people saw that

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footage I felt more of an idiot than I

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already do I’m not gonna lie it was

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hilariously funny but at the time there

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was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like

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shoplifting, burglaries around the area

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at that time I was like a little bit on

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edge I was at the ready tape in hand

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at the ready I never thought my eyes

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could go as wide as they did

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we watch the footage and he zoomed in at

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least like 80 times my eyes were like

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this (gestures large circles with hands)

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Fuck you roll of tape

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not gonna lie that was not funny

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it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now

0:09:05.689,0:09:08.469
hilarious and slightly worrying because if

0:09:08.469,0:09:10.319
anything like that happened to me

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I would be in hot poo poo

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oh God I mean it could have been anything

0:09:14.159,0:09:15.576
it could have been a stapler it could have

0:09:15.576,0:09:17.896
been anything no I had to get a bloody

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role of tape as if that bitch was

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gonna save my life but a little bit after

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That I kind of decided not to do the

0:09:24.056,0:09:25.926
Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that

0:09:25.926,0:09:28.216
put me off, it was the ghosts actually

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this is another story that just literally

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Popped into my head so this is when

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I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s

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back when I was like part-time modeling

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because I was in college at the time

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I think I was there for quite a while

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that’s all I remember

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I remember a lot of the experiences

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but one of these experiences

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was pretty grim you know when these

0:09:44.719,0:09:47.139
retail companies they say how much they

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respect and look after their employees

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umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and

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Spark’s to be honest with you

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I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that

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shit set the scene think of like an

0:09:58.873,0:10:01.053
abandoned swimming changing room

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this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old

0:10:03.433,0:10:05.293
I would do the early morning shift

0:10:05.293,0:10:06.847
like the stacking up in the morning

0:10:06.847,0:10:09.457
the employee bathroom it was grim

0:10:09.457,0:10:11.333
mate walking through the back of the

0:10:11.333,0:10:13.963
building early in the morning was grim

0:10:13.963,0:10:15.873
you had this girl that used to go partying

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in that same area she’d go into the

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changing rooms (laughs) in the staff

0:10:21.113,0:10:22.613
room have a quick Power Nap

0:10:22.613,0:10:24.504
this girl was fresh as a daisy back there

0:10:24.504,0:10:25.924
and could like that she’d come back to

0:10:25.924,0:10:27.493
life within minutes not anymore

0:10:27.493,0:10:30.499
walking through this echoey eerie

0:10:30.499,0:10:32.461
alleyway you’ve still got people passed

0:10:32.461,0:10:33.972
out on the ground from the clubs

0:10:33.972,0:10:36.032
across the street you’ve got the crazy

0:10:36.032,0:10:37.622
guy asking you money for drugs

0:10:37.622,0:10:39.952
imagine that think of Harry Potter the

0:10:39.952,0:10:41.612
Order of the Phoenix how eerie

0:10:41.612,0:10:43.283
that alleyway was when the Dementor

0:10:43.283,0:10:44.533
come through that was the kind of

0:10:44.533,0:10:46.133
alleyway a Dementor would definitely

0:10:46.133,0:10:48.373
of fucking flown in there scared the

0:10:48.373,0:10:50.273
crap out of ya during the day fine

0:10:50.273,0:10:52.093
but in the night early in the morning

0:10:52.093,0:10:54.303
I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning

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I would literally poo myself like run you

0:10:57.333,0:10:59.013
know those moments when you’re a kid

0:10:59.013,0:11:01.385
I’m lying there I still do it to this day

0:11:01.385,0:11:02.835
when you turn the light off you

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marching half way up the stairs

0:11:04.235,0:11:05.572
you’re like I can do this I can do this

0:11:05.572,0:11:07.322
then you feel like there’s some sort of

0:11:07.322,0:11:08.972
slender man behind you you fucking canter

0:11:08.972,0:11:10.699
up the stairs that kind of feeling that

0:11:10.699,0:11:12.294
you when you were setting your ass down

0:11:12.294,0:11:14.277
this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly

0:11:14.277,0:11:16.547
the money was good everyone there was cool

0:11:16.547,0:11:19.330
we had I had some good time working in

0:11:19.330,0:11:21.420
there anyway leaving the scene of the

0:11:21.420,0:11:23.402
Dementor alleyway you went to this door

0:11:23.402,0:11:25.172
that you would lock yourself in from the

0:11:25.172,0:11:26.842
back of the door not in the office

0:11:26.842,0:11:28.562
like during that feeling when you’re

0:11:28.562,0:11:30.022
running up the stairs thinking there’s

0:11:30.022,0:11:31.565
some sort of boogeyman behind you you

0:11:31.565,0:11:33.815
start to punch in the numbers like a

0:11:33.815,0:11:36.495
freaking idiot you run up these very high

0:11:36.495,0:11:38.955
set of concrete stairs smash my knees in

0:11:38.955,0:11:41.855
every freaking morning I think I’ve still

0:11:41.855,0:11:44.185
got scars on my knees cause of that

0:11:44.185,0:11:46.305
desperate to go for a wee because this

0:11:46.305,0:11:48.231
girl drunk two red bulls while she was on

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The bus on the way there yeah this

0:11:49.811,0:11:52.249
building was haunted as well waltz to the

0:11:52.249,0:11:56.490
toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the

0:11:56.490,0:11:58.360
ceiling I shit you not there was some

0:11:58.360,0:12:00.530
girls that had to go in together because

0:12:00.530,0:12:02.610
they were too scared to go in it was

0:12:02.610,0:12:05.371
prison vibes the store was lovely but the

0:12:05.371,0:12:08.755
back well I run to the toilet sitting down

0:12:08.755,0:12:11.045
holding me leg up high because oh yes

0:12:11.045,0:12:13.705
it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was

0:12:13.705,0:12:15.045
in prison now there was no lock

0:12:15.045,0:12:17.815
on the door so my leg is out high

0:12:17.815,0:12:20.125
my leg is right out there keeping the

0:12:20.125,0:12:22.085
door shut while trying to pee at the same

0:12:22.085,0:12:23.365
time it was very hard to concentrate

0:12:23.365,0:12:26.127
I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing

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this the employee doesn’t even think

0:12:29.003,0:12:31.733
the door just swings open lo and behold

0:12:31.733,0:12:34.078
you see me naked from waist down

0:12:34.078,0:12:36.488
(laughing) swiping position

0:12:36.488,0:12:38.797
oh my God I felt so sorry for her

0:12:38.797,0:12:40.837
cause she was an older lady and I

0:12:40.837,0:12:42.532
was mortified for her shoulder have been

0:12:42.532,0:12:43.872
pissed off because she should have

0:12:43.872,0:12:45.662
thought “hmm I’ve been here for several

0:12:45.662,0:12:47.131
years now, I’ve been here for two decades

0:12:47.131,0:12:49.221
now, maybe I should knock the pissing

0:12:49.221,0:12:51.311
door nay nay course not it’s my life

0:12:51.311,0:12:53.161
isn’t it she’s standing there looking at

0:12:53.161,0:12:55.041
me naked from waist down I’m now

0:12:55.041,0:12:56.961
looking at her (laughs) with my

0:12:56.961,0:13:01.121
(inaudible) there are times people

0:13:01.121,0:13:02.510
have seen me in the worst of times that

0:13:02.510,0:13:06.050
was a moment beyond that she can see

0:13:06.050,0:13:07.813
my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no

0:13:07.813,0:13:10.423
longer here I’m joking funny enough

0:13:10.423,0:13:12.274
she was just stranding there shocked

0:13:12.274,0:13:14.494
not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel

0:13:14.494,0:13:16.674
exposed pull my leggings up and

0:13:16.674,0:13:17.794
I’m looking any myself in the mirror and

0:13:17.794,0:13:19.014
there’s a bit of mold there at least

0:13:19.014,0:13:20.524
someone saw my hoo haw

0:13:20.524,0:13:22.264
no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a

0:13:22.264,0:13:24.339
Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw

0:13:24.339,0:13:26.613
God just so happy it was her who saw my

0:13:26.613,0:13:28.273
hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve

0:13:28.273,0:13:30.443
just remembered working in that store

0:13:30.443,0:13:32.333
it was just one of those moments