TFS Abridged Parody Episode 1

Episode 1: The Return of Raditz! ... Wait...

Cast

MasakoX - Goku, Roshi
Lanipator - Piccolo, Radditz, Krillin, Vegeta
Vegeta3986 - Radditz, Yamcha, Oolong, Gohan
Hbi2k - Farmer with Shotgun
Megami33 - Bulma, Puar
Takahata101 - Nappa
KaiserNeko - SpacePod

Songs

Morgenstemning by Edvard Hagerup Grieg
Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hiranobu

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Oh god no, my marijuana patch!

I-I I mean, uh…

my carrot patch..

Yeah!

(I better do what any sensible
middle-american would do in this situation:)

(Get mah gun!)

(Hello and welcome to Earth..)

(with open bar.)

Holy crap, it's Sonic the hedgeho—

Uh, no? I-It’s an alien!

Holy sh*t, it's an alien!

Finally on this dead plan—

w-wait..

What the crap?

Did Kakarot screw this up?

Oh goddamn it, I knew we should’ve sent Turles.

(Better think of something cool to say to make him stop!)

Hey, you!

(Heh, genius, farmer, genius! )

Ahh, look at him, he thinks he’s people.

What's your power level, little human?

Five, huh?

Protect me, gun!

Hey! No!

Bad human!

DamnitIvotedforBush!

Bad!

Now get back up and tell me you’re sorry!

Human?

H-u-u-uman?

[sigh]

So this is why dad said I couldn’t keep Appule…

Good ol’ wasteland!

Yep! Sure is some kickass training!

Damnit, I’m lonely.

Might as well check Myspace.

No new comments.

No friend requests.

Damnit.

Well at least I have you, Tom.

You’re always there for me.

- (Hey! You!)
- What the hell?

(Are you Kakarot?)

(Seriously, if you are, stay still!)

(I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet!)

It’s really important!

Oh, wait a second.

You’re not Kakarot. My bad!

I’ve got green skin, pointy ears and a turban.

Oh yeah, I must look like SO many other people!

Oh, a smartass, huh?

I don’t appreciate smartasses.

Prepare yourself for my signature attack.

DOUBLE SUN-

- (No!)
- (G-Huh?)

- (GIMME THE MIC!)
- (What- no NO! Come on man!)

- (G-GIMME THE MIC!)
- (But that's the real attack!)

- (NO, IT ISN’T!)
- (Fine!)

(Here, take it.)

(I’ll just go practice my Vegeta...)

(Ass!)

[different voice]
Then prepare yourself for my signature attack!

Keep your eye on the bir-

Oooh!

A higher power level!

(Hey, what the hell!)

(Weren’t you going to kill me?)

Ah, there we go.

Considering the average set
by this one green guy and that farmer,

the chances of this being Kakarrot are...

Dah, screw it! I’ll just go and check.

Fine! Go ahead!

I didn’t want your company anyway!

Right, Tom?

[♫~]

Hey, I’m here!

BOOBS- I mean, Bulma!...

Hi!

Oooookaaaayyyy...

How’s it going?

I’m drinking OJ!

Now, it’s applejuice!

Now, it’s beer!

Yay beer!

So where’s Yamcha?

I think the bastard’s cheating on me!

Why do you say that?

Bulma! It’s not what it looks li—

oh okay it’s totally what it looks like.

Can I still live here? Please?

Before this, I was living in the desert.

Oh, and did you change Puar’s litterbox yet?

I made boomboom!

Oh, are you serious? Yamcha?

Oh, hat is SO out of char-

so you’re single then?

Hey guys!

- Goku!
- TAIL— Wait, what?

Hahahaha!

Uh, Goku, I can’t help but notice
that five-year-old you’re carrying.

Goku, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid

doesn’t mean you can go around stealing children..

Erm, okay..

This is actually my son.

What a twist!

Oh wow!

I guess this means you finally..

-You know...
-Know what?

You know..

bow chicka wow wow~!

What are those noises you’re making?

- (Oh my God, he’s a parent!)
- (Oh my God, he’s a parent!)

So when’s the little guy gonna start training?

Actually, Chi-Chi is making him study.

She wants him to grow up and be…

what’s it called?

A productive and responsible member of society?

Yeah, "lame", that’s it!

Hey son, come here! Stop playing with the turtle.

We don’t need people saying things…

Hey, is that a Dragonball on his head?

Doesn’t that sorta makes him
a target for villains who might want them?

Oh come on, I beat Piccolo!
I’m strong enough to beat anyone who

HOLY BLACK ON A POPO, WHAT IS THAT?!

-What’s wrong?
-I just felt a power level bigger than… than…

Krillin’s losing streak!

(You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy...)

(He’s.. getting closer!)

Shouldn’t we grab Gohan and put him insi-

(Oh son of a...)

It took me a while to get here, but I finally found you…

Kakarot.

-What?
-That’s right, that’s your name.

-What?
-The name you were given
before we sent you to this planet!

-What?
-You.. hit your head as a child, didn’t you?

-What?
-Oh, for god’s sakes, listen!

You were sent here as a child to take over the planet.

You’re part of a dead race of intergalactic
super warriors called the Saiyans.

And to top off this expositional onslaught;

I..

am your brother!

So, you’re his brother, huh?

Wow, that must mean you’ll be involved
in a lot of future events, right?

Right?

What did I say?

- Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!
- Why?

Because you’re breaking Kame House!

(Yeah... stop breaking Kame House...)

So, what are you here for? The Dragonballs?

The.. the dragon’s what?

The Dragonballs, you know?

There are seven of them, they grant
you any wish you want, like immortality?

Or Bulma’s panties!

Vegeta, did you hear that?

Oh yeah, we’re totally going to Earth to get our wish!

Yeah, we’re gonna get panties!

I mean immortality.

Immortality is what I meant, right, Vegeta?

Just get in the damn pod..

No.. I’m here for you, Kakarrot

So, what are we gonna do?
See a ballgame? Catch a movie?

We're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own planet.

Oh! Well, uh,

I sorta like people here, so with all due respect...

Uhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Daddy!

I’ll be taking this!

YOINK!

Quick! Somebody stop him!

Damnit, Krillin!

Hey, I was bitch-slapped through
a house, what’s your excuse?!

I was kneed in the stomach~!

(You guys are pathetic!)

(What?)

Aw jeez... hey, look,

I know you totally want to kill me
and all, but today is kind of a bad day.

My brother just showed up, turns out
I’m an alien, he stole my kid,

Oh yeah, I was watching that, that was priceless!

Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

Ha! Haha! Ha-

Sorry for your loss.

Yeah.. anyway..

wanna help me get him back?

Whhhyyy?

I’ll friend you on Myspace.

(Tom, you’ve been replaced!)

Now it’s a Nestlé Crunch bar!

Now it’s a gummibear!

Now it’s Nappa!

Wait, what the hell?