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The following is a non-profit fan-based parody.
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DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama.
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Please support the official release.
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Oh god no, my marijuana patch!
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I-I I mean, uh…
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my carrot patch..
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Yeah!
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(I better do what any sensible
middle-american would do in this situation:)
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(Get mah gun!)
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(Hello and welcome to Earth..)
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(with open bar.)
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Holy crap, it's Sonic the hedgeho—
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Uh, no? I-It’s an alien!
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Holy sh*t, it's an alien!
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Finally on this dead plan—
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w-wait..
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What the crap?
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Did Kakarot screw this up?
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Oh goddamn it, I knew we should’ve sent Turles.
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(Better think of something cool to say to make him stop!)
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Hey, you!
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(Heh, genius, farmer, genius! )
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Ahh, look at him, he thinks he’s people.
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What's your power level, little human?
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Five, huh?
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Protect me, gun!
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Hey! No!
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Bad human!
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DamnitIvotedforBush!
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Bad!
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Now get back up and tell me you’re sorry!
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Human?
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H-u-u-uman?
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[sigh]
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So this is why dad said I couldn’t keep Appule…
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Good ol’ wasteland!
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Yep! Sure is some kickass training!
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Damnit, I’m lonely.
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Might as well check Myspace.
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No new comments.
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No friend requests.
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Damnit.
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Well at least I have you, Tom.
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You’re always there for me.
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- (Hey! You!)
- What the hell?
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(Are you Kakarot?)
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(Seriously, if you are, stay still!)
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(I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet!)
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It’s really important!
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Oh, wait a second.
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You’re not Kakarot. My bad!
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I’ve got green skin, pointy ears and a turban.
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Oh yeah, I must look like SO many other people!
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Oh, a smartass, huh?
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I don’t appreciate smartasses.
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Prepare yourself for my signature attack.
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DOUBLE SUN-
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- (No!)
- (G-Huh?)
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- (GIMME THE MIC!)
- (What- no NO! Come on man!)
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- (G-GIMME THE MIC!)
- (But that's the real attack!)
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- (NO, IT ISN’T!)
- (Fine!)
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(Here, take it.)
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(I’ll just go practice my Vegeta...)
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(Ass!)
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[different voice]
Then prepare yourself for my signature attack!
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Keep your eye on the bir-
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Oooh!
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A higher power level!
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(Hey, what the hell!)
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(Weren’t you going to kill me?)
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Ah, there we go.
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Considering the average set
by this one green guy and that farmer,
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the chances of this being Kakarrot are...
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Dah, screw it! I’ll just go and check.
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Fine! Go ahead!
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I didn’t want your company anyway!
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Right, Tom?
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[♫~]
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Hey, I’m here!
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BOOBS- I mean, Bulma!...
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Hi!
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Oooookaaaayyyy...
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How’s it going?
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I’m drinking OJ!
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Now, it’s applejuice!
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Now, it’s beer!
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Yay beer!
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So where’s Yamcha?
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I think the bastard’s cheating on me!
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Why do you say that?
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Bulma! It’s not what it looks li—
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oh okay it’s totally what it looks like.
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Can I still live here? Please?
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Before this, I was living in the desert.
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Oh, and did you change Puar’s litterbox yet?
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I made boomboom!
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Oh, are you serious? Yamcha?
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Oh, hat is SO out of char-
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so you’re single then?
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Hey guys!
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- Goku!
- TAIL— Wait, what?
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Hahahaha!
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Uh, Goku, I can’t help but notice
that five-year-old you’re carrying.
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Goku, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid
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doesn’t mean you can go around stealing children..
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Erm, okay..
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This is actually my son.
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What a twist!
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Oh wow!
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I guess this means you finally..
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-You know...
-Know what?
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You know..
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bow chicka wow wow~!
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What are those noises you’re making?
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- (Oh my God, he’s a parent!)
- (Oh my God, he’s a parent!)
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So when’s the little guy gonna start training?
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Actually, Chi-Chi is making him study.
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She wants him to grow up and be…
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what’s it called?
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A productive and responsible member of society?
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Yeah, "lame", that’s it!
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Hey son, come here! Stop playing with the turtle.
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We don’t need people saying things…
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Hey, is that a Dragonball on his head?
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Doesn’t that sorta makes him
a target for villains who might want them?
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Oh come on, I beat Piccolo!
I’m strong enough to beat anyone who
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HOLY BLACK ON A POPO, WHAT IS THAT?!
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-What’s wrong?
-I just felt a power level bigger than… than…
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Krillin’s losing streak!
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(You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy...)
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(He’s.. getting closer!)
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Shouldn’t we grab Gohan and put him insi-
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(Oh son of a...)
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It took me a while to get here, but I finally found you…
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Kakarot.
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-What?
-That’s right, that’s your name.
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-What?
-The name you were given
before we sent you to this planet!
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-What?
-You.. hit your head as a child, didn’t you?
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-What?
-Oh, for god’s sakes, listen!
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You were sent here as a child to take over the planet.
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You’re part of a dead race of intergalactic
super warriors called the Saiyans.
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And to top off this expositional onslaught;
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I..
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am your brother!
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So, you’re his brother, huh?
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Wow, that must mean you’ll be involved
in a lot of future events, right?
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Right?
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What did I say?
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- Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!
- Why?
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Because you’re breaking Kame House!
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(Yeah... stop breaking Kame House...)
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So, what are you here for? The Dragonballs?
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The.. the dragon’s what?
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The Dragonballs, you know?
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There are seven of them, they grant
you any wish you want, like immortality?
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Or Bulma’s panties!
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Vegeta, did you hear that?
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Oh yeah, we’re totally going to Earth to get our wish!
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Yeah, we’re gonna get panties!
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I mean immortality.
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Immortality is what I meant, right, Vegeta?
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Just get in the damn pod..
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No.. I’m here for you, Kakarrot
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So, what are we gonna do?
See a ballgame? Catch a movie?
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We're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own planet.
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Oh! Well, uh,
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I sorta like people here, so with all due respect...
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Uhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Daddy!
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I’ll be taking this!
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YOINK!
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Quick! Somebody stop him!
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Damnit, Krillin!
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Hey, I was bitch-slapped through
a house, what’s your excuse?!
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I was kneed in the stomach~!
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(You guys are pathetic!)
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(What?)
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Aw jeez... hey, look,
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I know you totally want to kill me
and all, but today is kind of a bad day.
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My brother just showed up, turns out
I’m an alien, he stole my kid,
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Oh yeah, I was watching that, that was priceless!
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Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
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Ha! Haha! Ha-
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Sorry for your loss.
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Yeah.. anyway..
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wanna help me get him back?
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Whhhyyy?
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I’ll friend you on Myspace.
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(Tom, you’ve been replaced!)
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Now it’s a Nestlé Crunch bar!
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Now it’s a gummibear!
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Now it’s Nappa!
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Wait, what the hell?