GAY short film TRIPLE STANDARD (GAY THEMED)

TRIPLE STANDARD

Stanley, get your armpit out of my face.

He licked my armpit!

Not with my shirt, dude. Thank you!

That's my towel Crim!

Go change over there you fricking homo!

You are a piece of work, Stanley...

Why do you got to do that?

- Do what?
- Egg him on like that.

I don't know why you have to be such a dick all the time?

We were having a friendly conversation after a friendly game.

I don't like that kind of gay crap is all, all right?

If you want to be gay
go be gay around someone else.

He was messing with you, Crim.
Just like he always messes with you.

Faggots.

You've been pretty quiet about this D.
What have you got to say...

Yeah D. you've lived together for what...

Five years now...

is Crim really a fag or what?

I don't like it all right, you know?

Did you pick up the pizza?

Great.

Dinner was really good.

We're done.

What?

I said I'm done.

We're done.

This is done.

Come on man, just get under the covers...

I'm serious, Crim, just...

go sleep in your own room.

Look I told you I'm not...

I'm not into that...I just don't like it.

You've been pretty clear about that, Crim.

Very clear!

And I don't like this!

- What are you talking about?
- This.

This triple standard of yours

It's like you're schizophrenic, psychotic,
bipolar and all at the same time.

You know what don't start...

I'm not starting I'm stopping.

You're beginning to piss me off, D.
You're really beginning to piss me off.

Great.

You're acting like a little girl!

I'm sorry.

ahhh.... I said I was sorry.

What do I gotta do, man?

look, I just...you know, I just don't like, that
kind of gay faggoty crap around me

all the time.

He's just messing around, Crim.

Like he always does.

Just stop letting him inside your head.

I'm not gay.

You've been sleeping with me for
three years now...

...every single night...having as much
sex with me as you possibly can.

Now you tell me what could possibly
be less gay.

I'm not a fag, man.

Well I am.

- No you're not.
- Yes I am.

just like I always have been.

and I'm tired of your f _ _ _ ed up
homophobic comments.

I'm tired of your f _ _ _ ed up
homophobic life!

I have standards, you know.

And you knew that.
and we talked about all of this going in.

And suddenly you changed your mind
...you're not okay with it?

You want me to go?
just say so...

...just say the word and I'll leave.

Yeah...

Leave.

Look...

I get that you need to
stay in the closet, Crim.

I get it.

I get that you have to fake the
whole f _ _ _ ing world out

And make them thing you're
Something that you're not.

But do you have to take it
to such a f_ _ _ ing extreme?

I'm a business man.

I'm a contributor to my community.

I'm a great father

And I was an outstanding ball player.

One of the best.

I'm committed and I'm loyal...

-And I'm...
- Gay.

You're no different than all
the other faggots, Crim

I'm not a fag.

You're gay, Crim.

You're a fag and you're gay.

Bi. I'm bi.

Great.

Well it's time for you to find a bi
life that you can live with your bi friends

because I'm gay.

No you're not, man.

You're bi.

Just like me.

Really

Where's the girl, Crim?
Where's the girl?

You want me to get a girl?
Is that what you want?

I'll go get a girl.

Don't think that I won't.

Happily! Happily!

I don't want to be a fag, D.

I don't either, Crim.

But I am one.

What do you want to do?

I want to go on, same as always.

I can live like this, you know...

Simply, as long as I've got you

I can live like this

But my kids, D...

They need those endorsements.

I didn't say you had to
come out Crim.

That's not what I'm saying.

I just want you to stop
all the hating.

It's got to stop.

I watch your boys...

I watch the way they look at you...

The way they look up to you.

The way they worship
the ground you walk on.

Even Derek's starting to make
homophobic comments now.

He's eight years old, Crim...

...he's eight.

And he's just modeling you.

Just trying to be just like his daddy.

Shelly needs those endorsements, okay?

My kids need those endorsements.

I don't do it for me, D.

I do it for them.

Listen to me, Crim.

I want you to listen closely.

Nobody needs you to come out.

but I do need you to stop making hateful comments and carrying on like some...

and I need you to know
we're at a critical juncture here.

like, if you make one more homophobic
comment to me...or

...over me or in front of your kids, or

anybody else for that matter...

It's over.

And I mean it.

You got that?

I need you to say yes

I need you to tell me
that you understand.

Yeah, I understand.

I love you, D.

Please, please don't leave me...please don't leave me...