TRIPLE STANDARD
Stanley, get your armpit out of my face.
He licked my armpit!
Not with my shirt, dude. Thank you!
That's my towel Crim!
Go change over there you fricking homo!
You are a piece of work, Stanley...
Why do you got to do that?
- Do what? - Egg him on like that.
I don't know why you have to be such a dick all the time?
We were having a friendly conversation after a friendly game.
I don't like that kind of gay crap is all, all right?
If you want to be gay go be gay around someone else.
He was messing with you, Crim. Just like he always messes with you.
Faggots.
You've been pretty quiet about this D. What have you got to say...
Yeah D. you've lived together for what...
Five years now...
is Crim really a fag or what?
I don't like it all right, you know?
Did you pick up the pizza?
Great.
Dinner was really good.
We're done.
What?
I said I'm done.
We're done.
This is done.
Come on man, just get under the covers...
I'm serious, Crim, just...
go sleep in your own room.
Look I told you I'm not...
I'm not into that...I just don't like it.
You've been pretty clear about that, Crim.
Very clear!
And I don't like this!
- What are you talking about? - This.
This triple standard of yours
It's like you're schizophrenic, psychotic, bipolar and all at the same time.
You know what don't start...
I'm not starting I'm stopping.
You're beginning to piss me off, D. You're really beginning to piss me off.
Great.
You're acting like a little girl!
I'm sorry.
ahhh.... I said I was sorry.
What do I gotta do, man?
look, I just...you know, I just don't like, that kind of gay faggoty crap around me
all the time.
He's just messing around, Crim.
Like he always does.
Just stop letting him inside your head.
I'm not gay.
You've been sleeping with me for three years now...
...every single night...having as much sex with me as you possibly can.
Now you tell me what could possibly be less gay.
I'm not a fag, man.
Well I am.
- No you're not. - Yes I am.
just like I always have been.
and I'm tired of your f _ _ _ ed up homophobic comments.
I'm tired of your f _ _ _ ed up homophobic life!
I have standards, you know.
And you knew that. and we talked about all of this going in.
And suddenly you changed your mind ...you're not okay with it?
You want me to go? just say so...
...just say the word and I'll leave.
Yeah...
Leave.
Look...
I get that you need to stay in the closet, Crim.
I get it.
I get that you have to fake the whole f _ _ _ ing world out
And make them thing you're Something that you're not.
But do you have to take it to such a f_ _ _ ing extreme?
I'm a business man.
I'm a contributor to my community.
I'm a great father
And I was an outstanding ball player.
One of the best.
I'm committed and I'm loyal...
-And I'm... - Gay.
You're no different than all the other faggots, Crim
I'm not a fag.
You're gay, Crim.
You're a fag and you're gay.
Bi. I'm bi.
Great.
Well it's time for you to find a bi life that you can live with your bi friends
because I'm gay.
No you're not, man.
You're bi.
Just like me.
Really
Where's the girl, Crim? Where's the girl?
You want me to get a girl? Is that what you want?
I'll go get a girl.
Don't think that I won't.
Happily! Happily!
I don't want to be a fag, D.
I don't either, Crim.
But I am one.
What do you want to do?
I want to go on, same as always.
I can live like this, you know...
Simply, as long as I've got you
I can live like this
But my kids, D...
They need those endorsements.
I didn't say you had to come out Crim.
That's not what I'm saying.
I just want you to stop all the hating.
It's got to stop.
I watch your boys...
I watch the way they look at you...
The way they look up to you.
The way they worship the ground you walk on.
Even Derek's starting to make homophobic comments now.
He's eight years old, Crim...
...he's eight.
And he's just modeling you.
Just trying to be just like his daddy.
Shelly needs those endorsements, okay?
My kids need those endorsements.
I don't do it for me, D.
I do it for them.
Listen to me, Crim.
I want you to listen closely.
Nobody needs you to come out.
but I do need you to stop making hateful comments and carrying on like some...
and I need you to know we're at a critical juncture here.
like, if you make one more homophobic comment to me...or
...over me or in front of your kids, or
anybody else for that matter...
It's over.
And I mean it.
You got that?
I need you to say yes
I need you to tell me that you understand.
Yeah, I understand.
I love you, D.
Please, please don't leave me...please don't leave me...