Muhammad Explains the Weather (Fun Islamic Fact #12)

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and the Quran,

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According to first grade science text

books around the world,
the four seasons,

spring summer fall and winter are

caused by the earth orbiting the sun
on a tilted axis.

Different areas of the earth receive more
sunlight at different times of the year,

and are hotter during those times.

Areas that receive less sunlight are
cooler

But as we saw in fun facts ten, Allah

and Mohammed informed us that
the sun sets in a muddy pool

and is there for much smaller
than the earth

If the sun is much smaller that the earth
and sets in a pool,

it obviously can't be the
cause of changes in the weather,

So, what does cause the heat
of summer and the cold of winter?

Fortunately for us, Mohammed
has the answer.

Is Islam, hell isn't just hot

There's also a cold part of Hell called
"Zamhareer"

To torment people who don't like cold

Summer and winter, according to Mohammed
are caused by

the hot and cold parts of Hell.

Allah's messenger said
"The Hell fire complained to it's lord

Saying " oh my lord, my different
parts eat up each other!"

So, he allowed it to take two breaths

One in the winter, and
the other in summer.

and this is the reason
for the severe heat and bitter cold

you find (in weather.)

Thanks to Mohammed, we know that
summer and winter aren't caused

by the earth orbiting the sun on a
tilted axis, as scientists

and anyone who has had a
first grade education claim.

Instead, summer and winter are caused
by Hell talking to Allah

and telling him
"my cold and hot parts are

interfering with each other
so you need to let each of them

breathe once per year"

and Allah let's them breathe.

With amazing scientific insights

like this we can finally understand

why the world's most brilliant
scientists all got their educations

at Islamic schools.

By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

Due to the influence of Mohammad and
the Quran,

No one goes to Islamic
schools to learn science.