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Johnny Depp IS Tonto [The Lone Ranger REMIX]

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    (Agent) Okay, cut!
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    Luckiest agent in the world right here.
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    Great scene, Johnny!
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    I am Tonto.
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    Okay, you know what,
    let's do lunch.
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    So, look, I know you told me you're part
    Native American and all that good stuff,
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    but this whole thing, it's starting
    to rub people the wrong way.
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    How?
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    How like you're asking me how or
    how like you're saying hello?
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    Asking.
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    Okay, you know what? It's over the top.
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    Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh
    like he smoking peace pipe.
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    That's a little bit offensive.
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    Stay here. Tonto will return.
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    ...What?
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    Made trap.
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    You... made a trap.
    Okay.
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    Trap.
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    Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is
    gonna have my ass for this.
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    This... this is bad.
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    You're right. Not good.
    Animal not valuable.
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    Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.
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    What manner of beetle is this?
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    Dad, are you there?
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    (Depp screams)
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    Speaks with voice of small boy!
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    This devil jabs soul
    of child and small insect.
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    Woah! Woah, dude!
    This is not the Wild Wild West.
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    We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013!
    Can somebody make sure he's okay?
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    Listen, honestly, you gotta get this
    through your fuckin' head.
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    You're not Tonto.
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    Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin'
    Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka
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    or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!
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    I mean, come on, dude!
    We've been through this a thousand times!
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    Okay, now you're taking a shit,
    that's great.
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    Tonto bury five.
    Leave grave for number six.
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    Is he pooping?
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    That's it! You know what,
    I'm calling it a day.
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    Okay, guys, sorry,
    little production glitch.
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    Payroll says they're gonna have to
    delay checks by about a week. Sorry.
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    Are you fucking serious!?
    This is fucking bullshit!
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    I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!
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    I'm not a fucking Indian!
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    I'm half-Indian! Native American!
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    Shut up!
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    You're all fired!
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    I think this sombrero is
    pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?
Title:
Johnny Depp IS Tonto [The Lone Ranger REMIX]
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