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(Agent) Okay, cut!

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Luckiest agent in the world right here.

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Great scene, Johnny!

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I am Tonto.

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Okay, you know what, [br]let's do lunch.

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So, look, I know you told me you're part[br]Native American and all that good stuff,

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but this whole thing, it's starting [br]to rub people the wrong way.

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How?

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How like you're asking me how or[br]how like you're saying hello?

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Asking.

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Okay, you know what? It's over the top.

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Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh[br]like he smoking peace pipe.

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That's a little bit offensive.

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Stay here. Tonto will return.

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...What?

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Made trap.

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You... made a trap.[br]Okay.

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Trap.

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Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is [br]gonna have my ass for this.

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This... this is bad.

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You're right. Not good.[br]Animal not valuable.

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Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.

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What manner of beetle is this?

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Dad, are you there?

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(Depp screams)

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Speaks with voice of small boy!

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This devil jabs soul [br]of child and small insect.

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Woah! Woah, dude! [br]This is not the Wild Wild West.

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We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013! [br]Can somebody make sure he's okay?

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Listen, honestly, you gotta get this [br]through your fuckin' head.

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You're not Tonto.

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Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin' [br]Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka

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or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!

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I mean, come on, dude! [br]We've been through this a thousand times!

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Okay, now you're taking a shit, [br]that's great.

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Tonto bury five. [br]Leave grave for number six.

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Is he pooping?

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That's it! You know what, [br]I'm calling it a day.

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Okay, guys, sorry, [br]little production glitch.

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Payroll says they're gonna have to [br]delay checks by about a week. Sorry.

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Are you fucking serious!? [br]This is fucking bullshit!

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I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!

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I'm not a fucking Indian!

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I'm half-Indian! Native American!

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Shut up!

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You're all fired!

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I think this sombrero is [br]pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?