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During PSG vs Galatasaray - Neymar had a penalty… but did this!
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- Hey Edison!
- Yes Neymar!
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- You can have it!
- Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
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- Really! It’s all yours!
- Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
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A genuine bit of class or a Champions League Conspiracy?!
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The Secret Plan Theory
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- Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
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- Really! It’s all yours!
- Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
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The Season of Goodwill Theory
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Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
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Really! You see I have set up a charity.
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It’s like The Common Goal Foundation, except it is called the Cavani Goal Foundation
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What?
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And I’m calling on all the footballers around the world to donate as many penalties as possible...
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to those less fortunate, specifically, you Edison.
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- THANKS!
- Together, we can end Edison's goal famine. Thank you.
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- It’s all yours!
- Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
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The Nice Guy Theory
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- Did you see what I did there boss?
- Ja - that was very kind of you. Thanks.
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- So, erm, does that mean you’ll let me leave in January?
- No.
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F**k you Thomas! F**k you!
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Then I’ll have to go above your head and speak to the big man! ARGH!
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The Sheikh?!
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Please Santa, that's all I want, a contract I have been a really good boy. .
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And an even better brother. I even gave my worst enemy a free penalty! PLEASE!
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Sorry Neymar, I don’t really do transfer requests…
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Well f**k you Santa! F**K YOU!
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Which theory do you think is?
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