During PSG vs Galatasaray - Neymar had a penalty… but did this!
- Hey Edison! - Yes Neymar!
- You can have it! - Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
- Really! It’s all yours! - Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
A genuine bit of class or a Champions League Conspiracy?!
The Secret Plan Theory
- Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
- Really! It’s all yours! - Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
The Season of Goodwill Theory
Hecky-wecky-thump - really?
Really! You see I have set up a charity.
It’s like The Common Goal Foundation, except it is called the Cavani Goal Foundation
What?
And I’m calling on all the footballers around the world to donate as many penalties as possible...
to those less fortunate, specifically, you Edison.
- THANKS! - Together, we can end Edison's goal famine. Thank you.
- It’s all yours! - Wahoo!... Wahoo x 10!
The Nice Guy Theory
- Did you see what I did there boss? - Ja - that was very kind of you. Thanks.
- So, erm, does that mean you’ll let me leave in January? - No.
F**k you Thomas! F**k you!
Then I’ll have to go above your head and speak to the big man! ARGH!
The Sheikh?!
Please Santa, that's all I want, a contract I have been a really good boy. .
And an even better brother. I even gave my worst enemy a free penalty! PLEASE!
Sorry Neymar, I don’t really do transfer requests…
Well f**k you Santa! F**K YOU!
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