Try to Watch This Without Laughing or Grinning #43 (REACT)

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(silence)

- (FBE) So we have a challenge for you.

We've got a bunch of videos,

and you have to try
to get through them all

without smiling or laughing.
- Aw, man. You know me. I can't.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- Yes! I haven't been on an episode yet.

Now is the time to test myself
to see what's up.

- (FBE) These videos
were all chosen by viewers

all over the world
who think their submissions

will get you to lose this challenge.
- Okay.

I'll see.

- You guys are actually
really good at this.

I used to talk so much crap.

And I was like, "Yeah, I can do this."

But in reality, I can't.

- Part of me wants to say, "Bring it on."

And the other part of me is like,
"I'm gonna crash and burn,

and you all get to watch."

- Take off the top, and what will happen?

Something very dramatic.

- This looks like one of those
videos you see in school.

- (Gordon Ramsay) ...fucking...

Who's putting all this in the bin?

- The cuss words are what get me.

Like, cuss words for me
are like a sense of humor,

especially 'cause I use them
in every sentence.

Heh. So-- dang it!

(buzzer)

- (Ramsay) How many portions
are you putting in there?

- Oh.

- What are those? That's--
whoa, what the fuck?

- (Ramsay) Look! Look!

What the fuck is this?
- Done.

Who found this? Who made this?

(buzzer)

- (Ramsay) What the fuck is this?

- Fantastic.

- I don't get it.

- You motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

(gunshots, screaming)
- Oh. No.

(buzzer)

- (Patrick Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

(gunshots, screaming)

- (Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

(gunshots, screaming)

- Damn.

- I fucking hate SpongeBob.
So I'm happy that happened, okay.

- (man) Now you're holding a cube.

- (man) Oh. Wow.

- (man) What are you going for? The 6?

(man grunts)

(clattering)
- (man) Oh, Jesus.

- (chuckling)

(buzzer)

(man grunts)

(clattering)
- (man) Oh, Jesus.

- (restrained) You-- you-- okay.

Falling makes me laugh so hard.

(buzzer)

- (man) Jesus [bleep] hell.
- That's a dope game though.

- (man) Did you try to lean on the table?

- (man) Yeah.
(laughter)

- Come on, kids. Come on.

- (weatherwoman) ...from Carmel
if you're using US-31.

Southbou-- (falls)
- Oh my god.

No, I'm sorry. (laughs)

(buzzer)

- (weatherwoman) ...if you're
using US-31. Southbou--

(falls)
- (man) Whoa!

- Girl.
- (weatherwoman) ...your average speed

is 43 miles per hour.

- Nice, dude. She fought through it.

- (newsman) And, "Thought
nothing will ever be

as cool as crystal meth."

- (newswoman) Pepsi.

- (snorts)
(buzzer)

- (newsman) "Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth."

- (newswoman) Pepsi.
- Sorry?

- (newsman) "Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth."

- (newswoman) Pepsi.

- I know what he's doing every day.

- (newswoman) Do you think
Snowden's actions

were worth that risk?

- (Jon Hendren) I think they cast him out

to make him invalid in society,

uh, simply because
he has scissors for hands.

I mean, that's so strange.

Just because he was created
on top of a mountain

by Vincent Price and incomplete

with scissors for hands and no heart.

Uh, Edward Scissorhands
is a complete hero to me.

- Sorry, did he confuse Edward Snowden
with Edward Scissorhands?

- (Hendren) ...waterbed with
his scissor finger? Like, that was--

- He's definitely trolling.

- (newswoman) Well, Jon,
I appreciate you giving us your opinion.

- Yes.

- My heart rate's fast.

(quiet whirring)

- (robot) All right,
where do you want this?

Mother[bleep]. Ow!

What the [bleep], Kevin?

[Bleep] damn it.
- Freaking Kevin, man.

- What?
- (robot) Oh-h-ho.

We can move on.

- (laughs)

You know how long I was
holding in that laugh?

(buzzer)

- (robot) Oh! (chuckling)

All right. Okay.

- That's so mean.

- (robot) See you later, Kevin!
See you tomorrow, [bleep] face!

- Do you think he gets paid?
Do you think he gets paychecks?

- (robot) I hope a robot doesn't
burn your [bleep] house down!

- That one was tough.

(ding)
- (FBE) Congratulations. You won!

- Oh my god.

(ding)
- Piece of cake.

- (laughs) Did I do it? Yes!

- (shouts and laughs triumphantly)

- (FBE) So if you could talk to the fan

who suggested this video
that made you lose,

what would you say to them?

- Y'all got way too much
time on your hands.

Where do you find these?

- 80% of them are funny.

- That was a huge challenge, obviously,

'cause I lost really quickly.

But like, ah, I love videos like this.

- Thanks for watching us
try not to smile or laugh

on the React channel.

- Subscribe for new shows every week.

- See you next time, everyone. Bye!

- Hey, everybody. Derek here,
one of the React channel producers.

And don't be like Kevin.
Be nice to the robots.

I mean, they're gonna
rule us all anyways one day.

I've seen Westworld.

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