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♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

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- (FBE) So we have a challenge for you.

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We've got a bunch of videos,

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and you have to try
to get through them all

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without smiling or laughing.
- Aw, man. You know me. I can't.

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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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- Yes! I haven't been on an episode yet.

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Now is the time to test myself
to see what's up.

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- (FBE) These videos
were all chosen by viewers

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all over the world
who think their submissions

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will get you to lose this challenge.
- Okay.

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I'll see.

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- You guys are actually
really good at this.

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I used to talk so much crap.

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And I was like, "Yeah, I can do this."

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But in reality, I can't.

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- Part of me wants to say, "Bring it on."

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And the other part of me is like,
"I'm gonna crash and burn,

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and you all get to watch."

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- Take off the top, and what will happen?

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Something very dramatic.

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- This looks like one of those
videos you see in school.

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- (Gordon Ramsay) ...fucking...

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Who's putting all this in the bin?

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- The cuss words are what get me.

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Like, cuss words for me
are like a sense of humor,

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especially 'cause I use them
in every sentence.

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Heh. So-- dang it!

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(buzzer)

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- (Ramsay) How many portions
are you putting in there?

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- Oh.

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- What are those? That's--
whoa, what the fuck?

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- (Ramsay) Look! Look!

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What the fuck is this?
- Done.

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Who found this? Who made this?

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(buzzer)

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- (Ramsay) What the fuck is this?

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- Fantastic.

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- I don't get it.

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- You motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

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- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

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(gunshots, screaming)
- Oh. No.

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(buzzer)

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- (Patrick Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

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- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

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(gunshots, screaming)

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- (Stewart) Motherfuckers
are gonna kill all my lilies!

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- (SpongeBob) Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

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(gunshots, screaming)

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- Damn.

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- I fucking hate SpongeBob.
So I'm happy that happened, okay.

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- (man) Now you're holding a cube.

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- (man) Oh. Wow.

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- (man) What are you going for? The 6?

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(man grunts)

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(clattering)
- (man) Oh, Jesus.

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- (chuckling)

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(buzzer)

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(man grunts)

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(clattering)
- (man) Oh, Jesus.

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- (restrained) You-- you-- okay.

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Falling makes me laugh so hard.

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(buzzer)

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- (man) Jesus [bleep] hell.
- That's a dope game though.

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- (man) Did you try to lean on the table?

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- (man) Yeah.
(laughter)

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- Come on, kids. Come on.

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- (weatherwoman) ...from Carmel
if you're using US-31.

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Southbou-- (falls)
- Oh my god.

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No, I'm sorry. (laughs)

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(buzzer)

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- (weatherwoman) ...if you're
using US-31. Southbou--

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(falls)
- (man) Whoa!

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- Girl.
- (weatherwoman) ...your average speed

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is 43 miles per hour.

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- Nice, dude. She fought through it.

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- (newsman) And, "Thought
nothing will ever be

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as cool as crystal meth."

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- (newswoman) Pepsi.

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- (snorts)
(buzzer)

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- (newsman) "Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth."

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- (newswoman) Pepsi.
- Sorry?

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- (newsman) "Nothing will ever
be as cool as crystal meth."

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- (newswoman) Pepsi.

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- I know what he's doing every day.

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- (newswoman) Do you think
Snowden's actions

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were worth that risk?

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- (Jon Hendren) I think they cast him out

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to make him invalid in society,

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uh, simply because
he has scissors for hands.

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I mean, that's so strange.

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Just because he was created
on top of a mountain

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by Vincent Price and incomplete

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with scissors for hands and no heart.

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Uh, Edward Scissorhands
is a complete hero to me.

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- Sorry, did he confuse Edward Snowden
with Edward Scissorhands?

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- (Hendren) ...waterbed with
his scissor finger? Like, that was--

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- He's definitely trolling.

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- (newswoman) Well, Jon,
I appreciate you giving us your opinion.

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- Yes.

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- My heart rate's fast.

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(quiet whirring)

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- (robot) All right,
where do you want this?

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Mother[bleep]. Ow!

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What the [bleep], Kevin?

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[Bleep] damn it.
- Freaking Kevin, man.

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- What?
- (robot) Oh-h-ho.

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We can move on.

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- (laughs)

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You know how long I was
holding in that laugh?

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(buzzer)

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- (robot) Oh! (chuckling)

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All right. Okay.

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- That's so mean.

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- (robot) See you later, Kevin!
See you tomorrow, [bleep] face!

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- Do you think he gets paid?
Do you think he gets paychecks?

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- (robot) I hope a robot doesn't
burn your [bleep] house down!

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- That one was tough.

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(ding)
- (FBE) Congratulations. You won!

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- Oh my god.

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(ding)
- Piece of cake.

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- (laughs) Did I do it? Yes!

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- (shouts and laughs triumphantly)

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- (FBE) So if you could talk to the fan

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who suggested this video
that made you lose,

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what would you say to them?

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- Y'all got way too much
time on your hands.

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Where do you find these?

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- 80% of them are funny.

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- That was a huge challenge, obviously,

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'cause I lost really quickly.

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But like, ah, I love videos like this.

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- Thanks for watching us
try not to smile or laugh

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on the React channel.

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- Subscribe for new shows every week.

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- See you next time, everyone. Bye!

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- Hey, everybody. Derek here,
one of the React channel producers.

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And don't be like Kevin.
Be nice to the robots.

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I mean, they're gonna
rule us all anyways one day.

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I've seen Westworld.

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