Naked 1993 - Mike Leigh
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1:08 - 1:09I'm gonna tell my Bernard of you!!
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1:10 - 1:11You fuckin' dead!
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1:50 - 1:53Oi! Come back 'ere, you!
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1:54 - 1:55Ronnie !
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1:56 - 1:59Geroff that couch and come out 'ere!
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4:32 - 4:35Oh, shit!
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4:36 - 4:38Do you live 'ere?
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4:38 - 4:40Yeah, I do unfortunately.
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4:40 - 4:42Do you know Louise Clancy ?
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4:42 - 4:44Yeah. Are you friend of hers?
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4:44 - 4:45Know where she is?
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4:46 - 4:47She's at work
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4:49 - 4:50What time does she get back?
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4:50 - 4:52Dunno. About seven or something
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4:53 - 4:54Fuckin' hell !
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4:59 - 5:01D'you wanna come in for a cuppa tea?
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5:03 - 5:04Is it alright with you, love?
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5:05 - 5:07It's just, you know, cold
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5:07 - 5:09Listen, have you got anything for a headache?
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5:10 - 5:12Ah, yeah, we 'ave as it 'appens
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5:12 - 5:14You know, like a monkey-wrench or somethin'
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5:16 - 5:17What's all this about?
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5:18 - 5:19Oh yeah, that's Sandra, that is
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5:20 - 5:21Hallo, Sandra.
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5:22 - 5:23This is 'er place
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5:23 - 5:25She's a fuckin' nurse
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5:25 - 5:27That's 'er idea of interior design
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5:28 - 5:29Oh yeah - it's a skeletion
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5:29 - 5:32And this is 'er cocktail cabinet, an' all
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5:33 - 5:35There you go, that should do it
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5:36 - 5:37No, it's too big
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5:39 - 5:40D'you want a cuppa tea?
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5:42 - 5:44So are you Louise's boyfriend?
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5:45 - 5:46No.
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5:48 - 5:49Oh, right. What, you're just like a mate?
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5:49 - 5:50Primate
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5:50 - 5:52You must be the missing link then
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5:52 - 5:54Yeah, that's me
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5:55 - 5:57You're not gonna tell me your name?
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5:57 - 5:58No.
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5:59 - 6:00I'm not gonna tell you mine neither
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6:00 - 6:02All right, we'll be strangers
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6:03 - 6:07- I see your boomerang came back then, love
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6:07 - 6:09What about the old diminishing pachyderm formation there?
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6:09 - 6:12No, that's all Sandra's collection
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6:12 - 6:13She's in Zimbabwe at the moment.
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6:14 - 6:17And fuck knows what she's gonna bring back from there
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6:17 - 6:20Pellagra or hepatitis B or something.
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6:20 - 6:22She's with her boyfriend
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6:31 - 6:32So how is Louise?
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6:34 - 6:36I dunno.
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6:37 - 6:38D'you get on with 'er?
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6:38 - 6:40We've been out a couple o' times.
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6:41 - 6:42Does she like you?
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6:42 - 6:44I dunno - you'd better ask 'er.
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6:46 - 6:47Most people don't.
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6:48 - 6:50Do you find she's at all jealous of you?
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6:59 - 7:02So, I dunno, would you describe yourself as a happy little person?
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7:03 - 7:05Yeah, I'm the life and soul
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7:08 - 7:09Have you ever thought, right
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7:09 - 7:11I mean, you don't know,
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7:11 - 7:13but you may already 'ave had
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7:13 - 7:15the happiest moment in your whole fuckin' life
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7:15 - 7:18and all you've got to look forward to is sickness
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7:18 - 7:19and purgatory?
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7:21 - 7:22Oh, shit!
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7:24 - 7:28Well, I just live from day to day, meself.
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7:28 - 7:30I tend to skip a day now and again - you know what I mean?
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7:31 - 7:32I used to be a werewolf,
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7:32 - 7:35- But I'm all right noowwww!!
- Oh, fuckin' 'ell !! -
7:36 - 7:38I bet they're 'appy, eh?
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7:38 - 7:41All they gotta do is sit round, howlin' at the moon.
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7:41 - 7:44It's better than standin' on the cheesy fuckin' thing. Know what I mean?
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7:45 - 7:47I mean, tossin' all these satellites and shuttles out into the cosmos -
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7:47 - 7:50what do they think they're gonna find up there that they can't find down 'ere?
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7:50 - 7:52They think if they piss high enough,
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7:52 - 7:55they're gonna come across the monkey with the beard and the crap ideas,
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7:55 - 7:57and it's like, 'Oh! There you are Captain!
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7:58 - 8:01I mean , are you busy, because I've got a few fundamental questions for you!'
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8:01 - 8:02Are you with me?
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8:03 - 8:07Yeah, 'cos let's face it, right, what are rockets?
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8:08 - 8:11I mean, they're just , big metal pricks!
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8:11 - 8:15You know, I mean, the bastards aren't satisfied with fuckin' the earth up -
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8:15 - 8:18they've gotta fuck space an' all.
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8:18 - 8:19Will you tell me something, love?
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8:21 - 8:25Are you aware of the effect you have on the average
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8:25 - 8:27mammalian, Mancunian,
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8:28 - 8:31X-Y-ly-chromosome, slavering, lusty male member
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8:31 - 8:33of the species?
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8:34 - 8:37- Yeah
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8:51 - 8:53Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
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8:53 - 8:54No !
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8:56 - 8:58Do you think women like being raped?
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8:58 - 9:00You talk a lot, don't you?
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9:01 - 9:03Do you like japanese food?
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9:03 - 9:05Look, I've told you - I'm not interested.
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9:05 - 9:06All right?
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9:06 - 9:08Could I have that a touch harder, please?
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9:32 - 9:34All right? Enjoyin' yourself, are you?
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9:35 - 9:37I'm 'aving a great time, actually
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9:44 - 9:44Bloody 'ell
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9:45 - 9:46Oh, friendly!
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9:47 - 9:49What are you doin' 'ere? You look like shit.
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9:49 - 9:50Just trying to blend in
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9:51 - 9:52with the surroundings
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9:56 - 9:58Halitosis, halitosis, halitosis!
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10:02 - 10:03Can't believe you're 'ere
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10:04 - 10:05I'm not 'ere.
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10:07 - 10:09I'll tell you what, it's a crackin' place you've got, love.
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10:10 - 10:11Good. I'm glad you like it.
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10:11 - 10:13No, I was been sarcastic.
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10:14 - 10:16Why didn't you tell me you were comin'? I would a' met you off the train.
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10:17 - 10:18I didn't come on the fuckin' train.
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10:18 - 10:19- Off the bus, then.
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10:20 - 10:21So 'ow did you get 'ere then?
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10:22 - 10:26Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang,
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10:26 - 10:27and the bang expanded,
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10:27 - 10:31energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl, the fowl to frog, the frog to mammal
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10:32 - 10:34the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
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10:34 - 10:35Amo, amas, amat, quid pro quo, memento mori,
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10:36 - 10:40ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
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10:41 - 10:42I see you 'aven't changed.
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10:42 - 10:44'e's a fuckin' genius, this geezer!
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10:45 - 10:47I take it you've met my wicky-wacky friend Sophie?
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10:49 - 10:51No, actually, we 'aven't been formally introduced, 'ave we, love?
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10:51 - 10:52No, we've been sat 'ere in
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10:52 - 10:54embarassin' silence all afternoon.
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10:57 - 10:59So , 'ow are you?
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10:59 - 11:00Peachy-creamy.
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11:03 - 11:06Are you really? I'm very pleased.
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11:07 - 11:10So how's, um, work?
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11:11 - 11:13It's all right.
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11:14 - 11:15Is it everything you hoped it would be?
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11:16 - 11:18What did you hope it would be?
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11:24 - 11:25I'm sorry - did you get that?
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11:26 - 11:28It's everything she hoped it would be,
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11:28 - 11:30but she doesn't fuckin' know what she hoped it would be!
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11:30 - 11:34Oh, and by the way. Thank you for this!
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11:34 - 11:36I mean, are you tekkin' the piss,
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11:36 - 11:37or what?
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11:39 - 11:42'So, Johnny... My address is'
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11:48 - 11:49I'm touched.
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11:53 - 11:55- Why 'ave you come?
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11:58 - 11:59D'you want a cup o'tea?
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11:59 - 12:01I'd love a cup o'tea. You're fuckin'
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12:01 - 12:02generous, you cockerneys, aren't yer?
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12:04 - 12:04Yeah. Ta.
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12:38 - 12:39'ow's yer mam?
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12:39 - 12:41Fine. 'ow's yours? Still pullin' pints?
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12:41 - 12:44She's dead. She's still a good fuck, though.
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12:46 - 12:49I mean the rates are a bit extortionate, but I do get a discount, what with being the son and everything.
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12:50 - 12:51Apparently, right, you shouldn't stick
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12:51 - 12:53anything up your cunt
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12:53 - 12:55you can't put in your mouth.
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12:55 - 12:56Give us that mug.
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13:00 - 13:01Can I try your coat on, Johnny?
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13:06 - 13:08So what you've been up to? 'ave you seen anybody?
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13:08 - 13:10Have you seen anybody?
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13:12 - 13:14Have you spoken to anybody from Manchester?
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13:14 - 13:16Yeah, I've phoned June a couple o' times.
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13:16 - 13:18And was June interested in what you had to say?
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13:21 - 13:25Fuckin' hell. I've seen more life in an open grave. Come on!!
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13:24 - 13:27- What?
- What?! I mean, you don't not seem very pleased to see me. -
13:27 - 13:29I am pleased to see you!
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13:29 - 13:32Are you too good for us? Now you've got yourself a posh job in a big 'shitty'?
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13:32 - 13:33I mean, me an''her
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13:33 - 13:35- are on the fuckin' dole, aren't we?
- Right! -
13:35 - 13:38And you're a carrier girl - are you happy with that?
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13:38 - 13:39I'm delighted
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13:45 - 13:47D'you want some o' this,
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13:47 - 13:48Johnny ?
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13:49 - 13:53Fuckin' 'ell love, what're you trying to do to me?
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13:59 - 14:00Right, well,
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14:00 - 14:02I'm going up to me room. D'you want to see it, Johnny?
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14:02 - 14:03Is it worth the bother?
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14:03 - 14:04Is there anything worth seein'?
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14:05 - 14:07Why don't you come and find out? It's not very far.
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14:19 - 14:20I'm sorry about this.
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14:34 - 14:36Move! Move!
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14:44 - 14:45Where are you?
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14:45 - 14:46I'm in 'ere.
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14:50 - 14:51Oh, it's de-lovely.
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14:52 - 14:54I see you've got a ceiling at the top with a floor on the lower level,
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14:54 - 14:56and a wall at either side.
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14:57 - 14:59And only a single bed. Sad, really
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15:11 - 15:13You've got wonderful breasts
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15:13 - 15:14Don't you mean tits?
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15:15 - 15:16Are they both of the same size,
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15:16 - 15:18or is one bigger than the other?
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15:19 - 15:21I don't know. Do you want to weigh them?
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15:23 - 15:24Is that a proposition?
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15:24 - 15:25No, it's a threat.
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15:34 - 15:35Are you rich?
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15:37 - 15:40- Life is for enjoying.
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15:40 - 15:41have you got any brothers or sisters?
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15:41 - 15:43I try not to remember.
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15:46 - 15:47You are sexually
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15:47 - 15:48frustrated, aren't you?
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15:49 - 15:51- What's funny?
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15:53 - 15:55- Do you like fucking?
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15:55 - 15:56Not on my own, no.
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16:04 - 16:07That's a very ornithological mutilation you've got here, love.
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16:07 - 16:09That's my tribal initiation
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16:11 - 16:12It is really?
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16:21 - 16:22That was fuckin' athletic, that was.
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16:23 - 16:24I think I've ruptured my chakras.
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16:27 - 16:28Is there an instruction manual for this garb?
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16:29 - 16:31No, it's an intelligence test.
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16:31 - 16:34Well what is this? A granny, a sheepshank,
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16:34 - 16:37or the infamous round-turn and two half-hitches,
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16:37 - 16:39as mentioned in the Book of Ezekiel?
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16:39 - 16:40Have you finished?
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16:41 - 16:42I've hardly fuckin' begun.
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16:42 - 16:46It's just that I think I'm gonna get into difficulties when I read the hippy-shit up here, you know what I mean?
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16:47 - 16:49Yeah, well, you've tried the stairs.
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16:50 - 16:51I think we should take the escalator.
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16:52 - 16:55Simple really. So's this.
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16:57 - 16:58Oh. Thanks for the mammaries.
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17:00 - 17:01Could you ask her to order me a taxi,
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17:01 - 17:02please?
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17:02 - 17:04This is terribly disappointing
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17:04 - 17:06You don't like rejection, do you,
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17:06 - 17:08- Jeremy?
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17:08 - 17:10No problem, sir.
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18:58 - 18:59It's really cozy, this.
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19:03 - 19:04Will you let me come again, Jerry?
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19:08 - 19:09You're dead handsome, you know.
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19:14 - 19:15What work d'you do?
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19:19 - 19:21I'm a dancer, actually.
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19:23 - 19:25Do you want to know me name?
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19:26 - 19:27It's Giselle.
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19:30 - 19:32Are you married?
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19:38 - 19:39Wha' ?
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19:41 - 19:42Kiss me.
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20:01 - 20:04Don't, it's yucky! Get it off!
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20:09 - 20:10Are you glad I came?
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20:12 - 20:14What are you doin'? Get off me!!
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20:19 - 20:20You're hurting me!
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20:21 - 20:22Have you ever thought of committing
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20:22 - 20:23suicide?
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20:23 - 20:25I'm going to commit suicide.
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20:25 - 20:27on my fortieth birthday.
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20:28 - 20:29If I'm still around.
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20:30 - 20:31- Why?
- I don't want to be old. -
20:31 - 20:32Do you?
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21:30 - 21:32Oh. 'Ave a fag
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21:32 - 21:33Yeah. Thanks, I will
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21:44 - 21:45What you're readin'?
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21:58 - 22:00Would you stop fuckin' about and fidgetin' in my peripherals -
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22:00 - 22:01I'm trying to concentrate.
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22:02 - 22:03She's got a very little waist, Sophie, an't she?
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22:06 - 22:08She's got little tits an' all
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22:12 - 22:13Are you not cold?
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22:14 - 22:17- I'm reading about the Butterfly Effect.
- What's the Butterfly Effect? -
22:18 - 22:20Every time a butterfly flaps its wings in Tokyo,
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22:20 - 22:23this old granny in Salford gets a bilious attack..
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22:23 - 22:25What happens if a butterfly flaps it's wings in Salford?
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22:27 - 22:28That's not the point.
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22:28 - 22:29Oh, is it not?
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22:32 - 22:33What are you doin' in London, Johnny?
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22:34 - 22:35What are you doin' in London?
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22:35 - 22:37I've told you what I'm doin' in London.
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22:37 - 22:38You've told me nothing.
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22:40 - 22:42The last time I saw you,
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22:42 - 22:44- I told you -
- Fuckin' hell! Were you born irritatin'? -
22:45 - 22:47What you came downstairs for anyway?
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22:47 - 22:50I fell asleep with the window open. I was cold. I came down.
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22:50 - 22:53I 'ad to pee, I've made some tea, I'm 'ere, all right?
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22:53 - 22:54What's that? The greatest story ever told?
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22:55 - 22:56I live 'ere
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23:00 - 23:02So what 'appened? Were you bored
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23:02 - 23:03in Manchester?
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23:04 - 23:08Was I bored? No I wasn't fuckin' bored.
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23:08 - 23:10I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored.
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23:11 - 23:13You've 'ad nature explained to you and you're bored with it.
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23:13 - 23:16You've 'ad the living body explained to you and you're bored with it,
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23:16 - 23:18You've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it.
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23:19 - 23:22So now you just want cheap thrills and like plenty of 'em and it dun't matter
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23:22 - 23:24'ow tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new, as long as it's new,
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23:25 - 23:27as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors.
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23:28 - 23:31Well, whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored!
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23:31 - 23:32Yeah, all right.
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23:34 - 23:35So 'ow's it all goin' for you?
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23:37 - 23:38It's a bit borin', actually.
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23:39 - 23:40Are you not enjoyin' yourself?
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23:44 - 23:45Have you made many friends?
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23:47 - 23:48No
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23:48 - 23:51'Ave you got, erm, a goblet or something, because me heart's bleedin'.
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23:55 - 23:57When you goin' back to Manchester?
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23:57 - 23:58When you goin' back to Manchester?
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23:58 - 24:00I'm not going back
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24:00 - 24:02- Why not?
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24:02 - 24:02Do I?
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24:05 - 24:08I thought you said you never wanted to see me again
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24:08 - 24:10I don't want to ever see you again, so why you just don't fuck off back upstairs?
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24:10 - 24:12Why are you such a bastard, Johnny?
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24:13 - 24:16- Monkey see, monkey do.
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24:21 - 24:22Oh, this fuckin' cough.
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24:22 - 24:25A butterfly must'ave flapped it's wings.
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24:29 - 24:31So, have you got to get up for work now, yeah?
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24:33 - 24:35No. It's too early.
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24:37 - 24:39I'm going back to bed.
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24:52 - 24:55So is she a - a Buddhist or something, this nurse?
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24:56 - 24:57No, she's a Catholic.
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24:58 - 25:00What's she doin' with the old fat chap in the house, then?
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25:01 - 25:03Dunno, I think she fancies him or somethin'.
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25:04 - 25:06Louise is a Catholic, did you know that?
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25:06 - 25:07She's not, is she?
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25:08 - 25:09Oh, fuckin' hell!
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25:18 - 25:21You know what frightens me about the human body?
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25:21 - 25:22What?
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25:23 - 25:27Well, it's like the most sophisticated mechanism in the entire universe,
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25:27 - 25:29and yet it's so fuckin' quiet, in't it?
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25:29 - 25:30know what I mean?
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25:30 - 25:33Dunno... Mine makes enough noise.
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25:34 - 25:37It's like this wet, pink factory.
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25:37 - 25:39What the fuck are they makin' in there? I mean what's the product?
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25:39 - 25:42You never see no delivery trucks comin' or goin', do you?
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25:44 - 25:46I could've been a doctor.
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25:46 - 25:47D'you wanna examine me?
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25:48 - 25:49You don't believe me, do you?
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25:49 - 25:51I believe everything you say.
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25:51 - 25:53I've got A-level Psychology.
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25:53 - 25:54You 'aven't!
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25:56 - 25:58"Resolve is never stronger
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25:58 - 26:00than in the morning after the night it was never weaker".
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26:00 - 26:01What d'you think of that?
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26:01 - 26:03It's a load of bollocks.
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26:04 - 26:06I thought of that.
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26:07 - 26:09D'you not agree with it?
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26:10 - 26:11Dunno
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26:11 - 26:13Yeah, well, that's 'cos you weren't fuckin' listening, were you?
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26:14 - 26:16What's this? A test or somethin'?
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26:30 - 26:31Don't! Stop it!
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26:32 - 26:34Just pack it in! Stop it!
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26:35 - 26:36Stop buggering about!
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26:40 - 26:41You could get me a watch, Johnny
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26:42 - 26:43Will you just keep still?!
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26:43 - 26:44Look, you could get me a watch
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26:45 - 26:46I'm not gonna get you a watch - you don't want a fuckin' watch!!
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26:58 - 27:00I really like you, Johnny.
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27:02 - 27:03You don't know me.
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27:05 - 27:06I think I do.
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27:07 - 27:08You don't fuckin' -
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27:08 - 27:10- ..know me!
- Oh, shit! -
27:12 - 27:14- D'you still like me?
- I love you. -
27:14 - 27:15- What?
- I'm in love with you, Johnny. -
27:16 - 27:18Don't laught - I'm serious, uh!
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27:27 - 27:30I understand you Johnny, I do.
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27:53 - 27:55Ta-ra, Mr. Halpern.
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28:29 - 28:30What's the matter? What's going on?
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28:31 - 28:32Fucked if I know.
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28:43 - 28:45I'm too old for all this.
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28:47 - 28:49Why don't we go out ?
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28:50 - 28:52Why don't you fuckin' go out?
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28:53 - 28:54'Cos I wanna go with you!
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28:56 - 28:57Is this good?
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29:05 - 29:08What are you doin'?
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29:08 - 29:09I'm cold!
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29:09 - 29:11- Johnny, I just -
- Fuck off! -
29:20 - 29:23Fuckin' hell! D'you ever get the feelin' that you're bein' followed?
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29:24 - 29:27Look, will you just leave me alone - give me a bit of room or somethin'?
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29:52 - 29:54Fuckin' hell!
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30:00 - 30:03What's all that about? What you're playing at?
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30:07 - 30:09- Where are you going, Johnny?
- Off my head. -
30:09 - 30:10- I'm comin' with you.
- No, you're not. -
30:11 - 30:13- I wanna come with you!
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30:15 - 30:16Are you coming back?
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30:16 - 30:17What the fuck for?
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31:12 - 31:13Maggie !
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31:25 - 31:26Maggie !
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31:30 - 31:31You all right there, chief?
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31:37 - 31:39'Ave you lost somebody?
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31:40 - 31:41Are you looking for somebody?
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31:42 - 31:44Fuck off, cunt!!
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31:56 - 31:57Got a fag?
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31:57 - 31:58- Yes, thanks.
- Uh? -
31:58 - 32:00- Yes, I've got one.
- Giz one. -
32:00 - 32:02- Please.
- Wha'? -
32:02 - 32:03Say please.
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32:03 - 32:04Just fuckin' giz one. Come on, mister!
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32:05 - 32:07You've got a lovely way about you - 'as anybody ever told you that?
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32:09 - 32:11'Thank you. That's all right.'
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32:22 - 32:23Maggie !
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32:24 - 32:25She's gone, mate!
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32:26 - 32:28Those days are over.
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32:29 - 32:31Have you seen a lassie wanderin' aboot here?
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32:32 - 32:33What?
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32:33 - 32:35A lassie. Black hair, blue jeans.
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32:35 - 32:39I saw a little Border collie padding off down there towards a fire.
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32:39 - 32:39Where?
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32:42 - 32:43'Ave you lost your bird or somethin'?
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32:43 - 32:46Aye. Have you've seen her? Black hair?
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32:47 - 32:50- No
- Fuckin' hell! Stupid fuckin' cunt's gone -
32:50 - 32:51and got lost.
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32:52 - 32:54- You're from Scotland?
- Uh? -
32:54 - 32:55- Are you scots?
- Aye. -
32:56 - 32:57What's it like up there?
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32:57 - 32:59Fuckin' shite! I'll kick her fanny in.
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33:00 - 33:03- D'you dream in Scotch?
- Uh? -
33:03 - 33:05Like, dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossin'
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33:05 - 33:07haggis, gallopin' over porridge-covered glens?
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33:08 - 33:09Talking shite.
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33:09 - 33:13Yeah, well, I sent off for one of those Linguaphone packages, 'Talk Shite in a Fortnight' -
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33:13 - 33:16't's all goin' very well. I haven't quite got the hang of the transitive verbs yet, but -
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33:16 - 33:18Will you fuckin' shut it, eh?!
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33:24 - 33:25- What you're doing down here?
- Eh? -
33:26 - 33:29Why are you here in London, O Bodhidharma?
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33:30 - 33:31Put my old man in hospital.
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33:32 - 33:32- Your dad?
- Ah. -
33:33 - 33:36- 'Ow did you do that, then?
- Cracked 'im on the nut wi' a poker. -
33:36 - 33:39- What for?
- 'E was fuckin' asking for it! -
33:40 - 33:41So what, is 'e in a bad way?
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33:42 - 33:43Fuckin' right. He's 'alf dead.
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33:44 - 33:45What does you mam think about it?
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33:45 - 33:47She's off 'er fuckin' nut.
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33:48 - 33:49So you're like on the run, yeah?
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33:50 - 33:51- Aye.
- Yeah, me too. -
33:51 - 33:52Yeah? The cops after you? Yeah?
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33:53 - 33:56- Can you tell me something', Jock.
- Uh? -
33:56 - 33:57What's all that about?
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34:00 - 34:03That. The old Highland fling, there. D'you know you're doing that?
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34:03 - 34:06- What?
- That, you know - 'And now for my next tic...'. That. -
34:06 - 34:08Look, it, it just happened again - I'm not imaginin' it.
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34:08 - 34:10Fuck off, eh?
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34:10 - 34:12D'you do that in a sack with the old tic, spit, 'Eh, Maggie!'?
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34:13 - 34:14You must be a great fuckin' shag.
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34:14 - 34:15You takin' the piss?!
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34:15 - 34:16You're fuckin' givin' it away, aren't yer?
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34:16 - 34:20Fuckin' come on, cunt! Kick your fucking' head open!!
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34:21 - 34:22What's it like being you?
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34:23 - 34:25Bit hectic?
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34:25 - 34:26Fuck off, poof!
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34:29 - 34:32Do you believe in self-fulfillin' prophecies?
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34:35 - 34:36You know, like, Nostradamus?
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34:38 - 34:40'E was like this sixteenth-century astrologer.
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34:40 - 34:44An''e wrote in one of 'is quatrains that this goon called Hister would invade Poland.
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34:45 - 34:47So Hitler reads it, and thinks 'Hister: Hitler. Must mean me',
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34:47 - 34:48and invades Poland.
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34:49 - 34:52So when the guy prophesied that the world would end in 1999, which 'e did,
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34:52 - 34:55does that therefore mean that we're fulfilling the prophecy
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34:55 - 34:57by precipitatin' the Apocalypse?
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34:57 - 34:57Are you with me?
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34:58 - 35:01Do you think the world will end in 1999?
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35:04 - 35:05Listen, mate, what d'you think to this?
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35:06 - 35:09Why don't you 'ave a little wander round and go look for the wee lassie, an' I'll wait 'ere?
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35:09 - 35:12And if she turns up, I'll keep 'er 'ere till you get back?
'Ow does that grab you? -
35:12 - 35:13Are you're gonna be here, aye?
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35:14 - 35:17Right. If she gets back, right, tell her to fuckin' wait here till I get back.
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35:18 - 35:20If she wanders off, knock her oot. And slap her gob for me, right?
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35:21 - 35:21- Yeah, I'll tie her up.
- Aye. -
35:23 - 35:24- You're gonna be here, aye?
- Yeah. -
35:24 - 35:25Oh, listen, what's her name again?
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35:25 - 35:27Maggie.
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35:27 - 35:29- Oh, yeah.
- Will back in a minute, right? -
35:46 - 35:47Excuse me, love.
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35:49 - 35:50Hallo?!
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35:52 - 35:52Are you Maggie ?
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35:53 - 35:54Piss off!
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36:01 - 36:03- Oh, you're Maggie ?
- Wha' ? -
36:03 - 36:05- Is your name Maggie ?
- How d'ye ken that? -
36:06 - 36:09It's just a hunch. Are you looking for the petulant dwarf?
-
36:11 - 36:12Sprechen Sie Deutsch ?
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36:12 - 36:13Archie !
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36:13 - 36:16Yeah, that's the fella.
I was told to wait 'ere for you. -
36:16 - 36:20You, Maggie, 'e's, Archie, I'm nobody -
'e's gone off looking for you, love. -
36:20 - 36:21What, you've seen 'um?
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36:21 - 36:22Look, would you come and sit over 'ere, now?
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36:23 - 36:25Fuck off, you dirty cunt!
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36:25 - 36:27Yeah, well, I know I've not 'ad bath for a good few seasons,
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36:27 - 36:29but there's no need to 'urt my feelin's.
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36:29 - 36:31'E'll be back in a minute!
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36:32 - 36:33What, he's been here?
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36:34 - 36:36He's been here. He's been there. He's been all over the fuckin' shop.
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36:36 - 36:38And did 'e 'ave the chips wi' 'um?
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36:38 - 36:39He had a huge one on 'is shoulder.
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36:39 - 36:40Fuckin' wee radge!
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36:40 - 36:42Oh, come now, there's no need to knock the young lad,
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36:42 - 36:45He's a wonderful exponent of the old Socratic debate.
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36:50 - 36:52Listen love, I've got this great idea.
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36:53 - 36:56Why don't you 'ave a little wander round, see if you can find the wee lad, an' I wait 'ere.
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36:57 - 36:59An' if 'e turns up, I'll keep 'im 'ere until you get back
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36:59 - 37:00I'm fuckin' starvin'.
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37:02 - 37:03D'you wanna get somethin' to eat?
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37:03 - 37:05He's got all money, hasn't 'e?
-
37:05 - 37:06- Who? Laughing Boy?
- Aye. -
37:08 - 37:09Well, I've got a few bob on me.
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37:09 - 37:11And what if he comes back when noone's here?
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37:11 - 37:12We'll leave 'em a note
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37:12 - 37:14He'll no be able to read it.
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37:16 - 37:19Well, we'll get 'im on his bleeper - come on
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37:33 - 37:34Can you feel all those vibrations?
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37:35 - 37:36Wha'?
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37:38 - 37:41Just stand still a minute, love. Try and feel it through your feet.
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37:43 - 37:46D'you not get all those tremblin's and rumblin's comin' up through your bones?
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37:47 - 37:48Not really, no.
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37:50 - 37:52D'you not get like a sense of, like, a whole other world underneath all this?
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37:53 - 37:55You know like the guts of London?
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37:55 - 37:59What with all the tube trains and everything, the city's viscera and the subterranean fuckin'
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37:59 - 38:01fistulas and conduits and colons and bunkers
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38:02 - 38:03and dungeons and tombs an' all that?
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38:03 - 38:05What about Hell? And the sewers, like?
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38:06 - 38:09- You know that wherever you are in London, you're only 30 feet away from a rat?
- Aye? -
38:10 - 38:11- Does that freak you out?
- Nah. -
38:13 - 38:15- D'you believe in hell?
- Aye. -
38:15 - 38:17- So, d'you believe in the devil?
- Aye. -
38:18 - 38:19What d'you think 'e looks like?
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38:19 - 38:21Looks like that, doesn' 'e?
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38:22 - 38:24What, a little nudist homunculus with a pink quiff?
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38:24 - 38:25No, 'e looks like a snake
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38:25 - 38:26Let's 'ave a look at that
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38:28 - 38:29It's Archie, isn't it?
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38:30 - 38:31It's my good-luck charm
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38:31 - 38:32'As he brought you much?
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38:32 - 38:33Has it fuck.
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38:34 - 38:35- Are you superstituous?
- No -
38:36 - 38:38What d'you wear a good-luck charm for, then?
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38:38 - 38:40Are we gonna get something to eat or what?
-
38:45 - 38:46Have you ever seen a dead body?
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38:48 - 38:49Only me own.
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38:56 - 38:58Where was you thinkin' to sleepin' tonight?
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38:58 - 38:59Dunno.
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39:00 - 39:01Where did you kip down last night?
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39:01 - 39:02In the park.
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39:02 - 39:04- Was that not cold?
- Aye. -
39:06 - 39:07Where are you thinkin' of sleepin', like?
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39:08 - 39:09Wherever I drop.
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39:11 - 39:12'Ow old are you, love?
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39:12 - 39:13Twenty-three
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39:14 - 39:15- Do your mam and dad know you're down 'ere?
- No. -
39:17 - 39:18- Will they not be worried about you?
- No -
39:20 - 39:22How old are you, like?
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39:23 - 39:24'Ow old d'you think I am?
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39:25 - 39:26About forty.
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39:28 - 39:29I'm twenty-seven.
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39:29 - 39:30Oh, get to fuck!
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39:38 - 39:40Where the fuck 'a you been?
-
39:40 - 39:44Where the fuck 'a you been?
I've been waitin' on yer! -
39:44 - 39:45- Fuck off!
- Cunt! -
39:45 - 39:46Why the fuck you've been doin', eh?
-
39:46 - 39:48You've got all the money.
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39:48 - 39:49I've been fuckin'g lookin' all over for yer.
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39:49 - 39:50Aye, well, I was wi' him!
-
39:50 - 39:52- Were you fuck!
- I fuckin' was! -
39:52 - 39:54- I was fuckin' wi' him!
- I was fuckin' wi' him! -
39:54 - 39:55Daft cunt!
-
39:56 - 39:57- Fuckin' ask him!
- Fuck off! -
39:57 - 39:58Fuckin' ask him!
-
39:58 - 40:00- Fuckin' daft bitch!
- Where's my chips? -
40:01 - 40:03That was fuckin' years ago.
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40:03 - 40:04Aye, well, I was starvin' wasn't I?
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40:04 - 40:06- I'll fuckin' gi' yer fuckin' chips!
- Fuck off! -
40:06 - 40:07- Fuckin' leave us alone!
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40:07 - 40:09- Kick your fuckin' cunt
-
40:54 - 40:55Did he 'urt you?
-
40:58 - 40:59What d'you mean?
-
41:00 - 41:03You know, when you were fuckin'?
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41:04 - 41:06Why? Did he 'urt you?
-
41:10 - 41:13D'you thing you were made for each other?
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41:13 - 41:15Well, we went out for a year.
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41:15 - 41:19A year?! Fuckin''ell - gimme a year!
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41:23 - 41:25D'you ever feel like topping yourself?
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41:27 - 41:30Oh, God! I wish I was at 'ome
-
41:30 - 41:31Glad I'm not.
-
41:31 - 41:35Yeah, well, I don't mean with me mum and dad.
I just mean in Manchester. -
41:36 - 41:37Oh, you reckon it's different there, do you?
-
41:38 - 41:40- Yeah - people talk to you.
- Well, I'm talkin' to you. -
41:40 - 41:42Yeah, but you talk a pile of shit.
-
41:44 - 41:46Don't matter where are you, anyway.
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41:46 - 41:49You might as well be in Zimbabwe with Sandra.
-
41:52 - 41:54Are you gonna do any washin' up before she gets back?
-
41:54 - 41:57Yeah, course I am.
When is she gettin' back? -
41:59 - 42:00Sunday.
-
42:01 - 42:03Well, that's four fuckin' days away, innit?
-
42:14 - 42:17"Thou shalt not consent unto Him,
nor harken unto Him." -
42:17 - 42:20"Neither shall thine eye pity Him,
neither shalt thou spare", -
42:20 - 42:23"neither shalt thou conceal 'Im.
But thou shalt surely kill 'Im. Thy ha..." -
42:38 - 42:39Lost me place now.
-
42:42 - 42:44"And thou shalt stone 'Im with stones, that He die
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42:44 - 42:47because He hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God. And -"
-
42:48 - 42:51Oh, fuckin' 'ell! Why 'ast though forsaken me? Bastard!"
-
43:17 - 43:20Is that it now, then? Are you through with the regulation pacin'?
-
43:21 - 43:23You're all set to deploy the fatuous sarcasm?
-
43:23 - 43:25Well, I've beaten you to it.
-
43:25 - 43:26Would you like a mint?
-
43:27 - 43:30Oh, what's this, new policy?
Ply the culprit with menthol? -
43:30 - 43:32Extra strong.
-
43:35 - 43:37I get four packets of these a night
-
43:37 - 43:40You want be careful, don't yer? I don't want your poxy mint.
-
43:43 - 43:44Oh? Waste not, want not.
-
43:45 - 43:46And other cliches.
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43:46 - 43:49Ah - but a cliche is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliche.
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43:49 - 43:51Which is in itself a cliche.
-
43:54 - 43:56Tell me, have you
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43:56 - 43:57read the book of Hosea?
-
43:57 - 43:57What now?
-
43:58 - 43:59"For they are the children of whores".
-
44:00 - 44:01There's no need to get personal, mate.
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44:02 - 44:04Look, will you stop fucking about?
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44:04 - 44:05If you're gonna stick the boot in, will you get on with it?
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44:20 - 44:21Have you got nowhere to go, then?
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44:22 - 44:23Yeah, I've got an infinite number of fuckin' places to go.
-
44:23 - 44:25The problem is, where you stay.
-
44:25 - 44:26Are you with me?
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44:27 - 44:28Indeed. Yes.
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44:30 - 44:31So listen, is there much security
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44:31 - 44:32in this job?
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44:33 - 44:34Too much.
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44:39 - 44:42And what is it what goes on in this particular postmodernist gas chamber?
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44:44 - 44:47Nothing. It's empty.
-
44:48 - 44:49So what is it that you're guardin'?
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44:51 - 44:52Space.
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44:54 - 44:55You're guarding space?
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44:57 - 45:00That's stupid, innit? Because someone could break in there, right, and steal all the fuckin' space,
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45:00 - 45:02and you wouldn't know it 'ad gone, would you?
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45:04 - 45:05Good point.
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45:08 - 45:09Night-night.
-
45:52 - 45:57Yeah, all right, pal. I appreciate you've got a job to do,
an' it's "Move on! Move on! Move on!" -
45:57 - 45:59But it's fuckin' freezin' out there, an' I was a Caesarian.
-
45:59 - 46:00Come on, quick!
-
46:00 - 46:02- What?
- Come in. -
46:06 - 46:07Are you serious?
-
46:07 - 46:09Through that door... smartish.
-
46:16 - 46:17It's a funny smell in 'ere.
-
46:18 - 46:19Come on.
-
46:24 - 46:25A bit of waste of space, all this, in't it?
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46:26 - 46:29You could sleep a thousand flea-bitten tramps in 'ere.
-
46:30 - 46:31And what's all that?
-
46:31 - 46:33You know, they say it's a fuckin' jungle out there? 'Ave you seen it in 'ere?
-
46:34 - 46:35I mean, where's the bloody monkeys?
-
46:36 - 46:39Look, Dad, will you just back off?!
What is it you're after? -
46:40 - 46:42- You must be invisible.
- What? -
46:42 - 46:44I must be seen.
-
46:44 - 46:45Follow me.
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46:59 - 47:00Sit here.
-
47:03 - 47:04Am I allowed to smoke in here?
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47:04 - 47:06No. You'll set off the alarm.
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47:08 - 47:09Now, I'm not gonna look at you.
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47:10 - 47:13It mustn't look like I'm talking to anybody.
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47:14 - 47:16If you're seen in here, I'm out of a job.
-
47:17 - 47:18See what I mean?
-
47:18 - 47:21Well, if they see you talking to yourself like that, you'll be out of a job anyway.
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47:21 - 47:22They'll come after you with a big butterfly net.
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47:26 - 47:27Oh, yes.. I'll stand like this, then.
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47:29 - 47:30Well, that's better, isn't it?
-
47:31 - 47:31What?
-
47:32 - 47:33In out of the cold?
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47:38 - 47:39Yeah. Yeah - thanks very much.
-
47:43 - 47:45It's funny bein' inside, in't it?
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47:46 - 47:49'Cos when you are inside, you're still actually outside, aren't you?
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47:50 - 47:51And then you can say when you're outside, you're inside,
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47:52 - 47:53because you're always inside your head.
-
47:54 - 47:55D'you follow that?
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47:55 - 47:57Yes. Sometimes when I'm sitting here, I turn the lights off -
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47:57 - 47:58sit in the dark.
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48:00 - 48:01That always makes me feel like I'm sitting
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48:01 - 48:02outside.
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48:03 - 48:04So what d'you do with you self here of a night-time?
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48:05 - 48:07I read. And I think.
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48:08 - 48:09What do you think about?
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48:10 - 48:11I think about my life.
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48:11 - 48:14- And is that horrendous for you?
- No! Certainly not! -
48:14 - 48:15Is it horrendous for your wife?
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48:16 - 48:17Are you married, mate?
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48:19 - 48:20Well, technically I'm married.
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48:21 - 48:23Although my wife is 5,919 miles away,
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48:23 - 48:25and I haven't seen her for thirteen years.
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48:25 - 48:27It's all going very well then. Where is she?
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48:28 - 48:29She's in Bangkok.
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48:29 - 48:30Saucy!
-
48:34 - 48:37- They're not worth it, are they?
- Whores and harlots. -
48:39 - 48:41When was the last time you 'ad a fuck?
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48:43 - 48:45Is that an embarassin' question for you?
-
48:46 - 48:47It is rather - yes.
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48:48 - 48:49I'm sorry.
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48:52 - 48:54Step this way.
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48:55 - 48:57I want to reveal to you the mysteries of my trade.
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49:02 - 49:03What d'you think that is?
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49:03 - 49:05A Dadaist nun?
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49:05 - 49:09Wrong. This little lady is the representative of my employer.
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49:09 - 49:10How d'you do, love?
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49:10 - 49:10Watch.
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49:14 - 49:15Very Zen.
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49:15 - 49:20My existence at this moment on this spot is now trapped and recorded.
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49:21 - 49:2423 moments, 23 sites, every two hours.
-
49:24 - 49:26That's my job.
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49:27 - 49:29Well, could they not train a tall chimpanzee to do that?
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49:30 - 49:32Or, a small chimpanzee with a bigger gizmo?
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49:33 - 49:35I suppose they could, yes.
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49:36 - 49:37What's your name, son?
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49:37 - 49:40- Brian.
- Hallo Brian - Johnny. -
49:40 - 49:44Well, Brian, congratulations, you've succeeded in convincin' me
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49:44 - 49:47that you do 'ave the most tedious fuckin' job in England.
-
49:50 - 49:51Come on.
-
50:02 - 50:06- Yes! It is a boring job! Bloody boring, actually.
- All right! All right! -
50:06 - 50:08But all you can see is the tip of the iceberg.
-
50:08 - 50:10The present. The tedious here and now.
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50:10 - 50:14What you're not capable of seeing is the rest of time - the rest of the iceberg.
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50:14 - 50:16The past and the future.
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50:16 - 50:19My future. Which is a very interesting place to be.
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50:19 - 50:22And the good thing about this job is that it gives me time and space
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50:22 - 50:23to contemplate the future at my leisure.
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50:24 - 50:25Whilst the city sleeps.
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50:25 - 50:28Free from cacophonous curiosity of the hoi polloi.
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50:29 - 50:31So you see, it's not a boring job.
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50:33 - 50:35And I'm not boring, either.
-
50:35 - 50:37Am I allowed to smoke on the stairs?
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50:37 - 50:39No. There's alarms all over the building.
-
50:41 - 50:44So you think you can make the present palatable by projectin' into the future?
-
50:44 - 50:47You're living in the past, pal. It's the future that fucks you up, Brian.
-
50:48 - 50:49It's the maggot in the apple.
-
50:50 - 50:54See, you're all pissed off with the present, Bri, and there's nothing wrong with the present.
-
50:54 - 50:56The present's fine. The present's perfect.
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50:57 - 50:58The present's peachy-fuckin'-creamy.
-
50:58 - 51:01The only thing wrong with the present is the bastard doesn't exist,
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51:02 - 51:04Because the present is the future, and the future is the past.
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51:05 - 51:07And it's all the same fuckin' bag of bones anyway.
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51:07 - 51:11It's a constant process of comin' into bein' and passin' away, comin' into bein' and passin' away.
-
51:11 - 51:12The future is now.
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51:12 - 51:14But the present does exist. We're in it, now.
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51:15 - 51:19You were just then when you said it, but you're not in it now, you're not in it now, you're not in it now. You're forever being kicked up
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51:19 - 51:21the arse by the future. Are you with me?
-
51:21 - 51:24That's what I mean. See, I'm in the present.
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51:24 - 51:27But I'm not in the present. I'm in the future.
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51:29 - 51:30Exactly.
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51:31 - 51:32Has nobody not told you, Brian,
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51:32 - 51:35that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future?
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51:35 - 51:37I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even 'ave a fuckin' future.
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51:37 - 51:41I don't 'ave a future. Nobody 'as a future. The party's is over.
-
51:41 - 51:43Take a look around you, man. It's all breaking up.
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51:44 - 51:46Are you not familiar with the book of Revelation of St John,
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51:47 - 51:48the final book of the Bible, prophesying the Apocalypse?
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51:49 - 51:51Yes. As it happens, I'm familiar with all the books of the Bible.
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51:51 - 51:52I'm very happy for you
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51:52 - 51:56"He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand, or on his forehead,
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51:57 - 51:59so that no one shall be able to buy or sell,
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51:59 - 52:01unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast.
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52:01 - 52:04Or the number of his name; and the number of the beast is six-six-six.
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52:04 - 52:05- Six-six-six. I know about it
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52:06 - 52:09I know about Nostradamus.
Nostradamus talked about three brothers. -
52:10 - 52:13Now, did he mean the Kennedy brothers, or was he talking about three bits of the Soviet Union?
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52:14 - 52:15You see, you just can't tell.
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52:15 - 52:18Fuck Nostradamus! I'm not talking about Nostradamus
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52:18 - 52:20or Mother Shipton or Russell Grant of Mystic fuckin' Meg -
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52:20 - 52:22I'm talking about a Holy fuckin' Book!
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52:23 - 52:26What can such a specific prophecy mean?
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52:27 - 52:28What is the mark?
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52:29 - 52:32Well the mark, Brian, is the bar code,
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52:32 - 52:36the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog-roll, on every packet of johnnies,
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52:36 - 52:37and every poxy pork pie.
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52:37 - 52:41And every fuckin' bar code is divided into two parts by three markers.
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52:41 - 52:44And those three markers are always represented by the number six.
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52:45 - 52:47Six. Six. Six!
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52:47 - 52:49Now what does it say? "No one shall be able to buy,
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52:50 - 52:52or sell, without that mark."
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52:52 - 52:56And now, what they're plannin' to do in order to eradicate all credit-card fraud,
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52:56 - 52:59and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society,
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52:59 - 53:02what they're plannin' to do, what they've already tested on the American troops,
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53:02 - 53:05they're going to subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark
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53:05 - 53:07on to your right hand or on to your forehead.
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53:07 - 53:10They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact!
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53:11 - 53:14In the same book of Revelation, when the seven seals are broken open on the Day of Judgement,
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53:14 - 53:18and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows 'er bugle,
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53:18 - 53:21"Wormwood will fall from the sky.
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53:21 - 53:23Wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters,
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53:23 - 53:27and a third part of all the land, and many, many, many, people will die."
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53:27 - 53:30Now, d'you know what the Russian translation for "wormwood" is?
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53:31 - 53:32- No
- Chernobyl. -
53:33 - 53:34Fact!
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53:34 - 53:37On August the 18th, 1999,
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53:37 - 53:40the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.
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53:41 - 53:41I don't believe in astrology.
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53:42 - 53:44I'm not talking about astrology. I'm talking about astromony.
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53:45 - 53:48They're going to line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus,
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53:48 - 53:53and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond with the four beasts of the Apocalypse,
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53:53 - 53:54as mentioned in the Book of Daniel.
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53:54 - 53:57Another fuckin' fact! D'you want me to go on?
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53:58 - 54:01The end of the world is nigh, Bri. The game is up!
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54:03 - 54:04I don't believe that.
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54:06 - 54:08Life can't just come to a stop.
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54:14 - 54:17All right, I'm not sayin' that life will end, or the world will end,
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54:17 - 54:19or the universe will cease to exist.
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54:19 - 54:21But Man will cease to exist.
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54:21 - 54:25Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing'll happen to us.
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54:25 - 54:28We're not fuckin' important. We're just a crap idea!
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54:28 - 54:30I'm not gonna cease to exist.
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54:31 - 54:32I'm gonna be here in the future.
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54:34 - 54:36What is this fuckin' fixation with the future?!
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54:37 - 54:40Listen pal, I've got chronic systolic palpitations
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54:40 - 54:42and acute fuckin' neuralgia!
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54:42 - 54:44What about these toilets - can I smoke in 'ere?
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54:44 - 54:45No, you fuckin' can't!
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54:47 - 54:48Let me ask you a question.
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54:49 - 54:51Have you ever had the sense that you've lived in a time different from this one?
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54:51 - 54:53- What you mean like in a past life?
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54:54 - 54:55Yeah, well, in my past life I was dead.
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54:55 - 54:56Ah, well, you see - I wasn't.
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54:57 - 54:59I know I was here in the past, before I was born.
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55:00 - 55:02So I know I'm gonna be here in the future after I've died.
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55:02 - 55:03I see.
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55:03 - 55:05And in this alternative existence,
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55:05 - 55:07did you still 'ave the same noxious body odour?
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55:08 - 55:11There's no need to be personal. It's what I believe.
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55:11 - 55:12Shall I tell you what I believe?
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55:12 - 55:13You don't believe anything.
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55:13 - 55:14Oh, I do, Brian.
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55:14 - 55:15Yeah? What do you believe?
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55:15 - 55:19Do you think the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog?
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55:20 - 55:21Of course it didn't.
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55:22 - 55:25And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed it's vocal chords
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55:25 - 55:28in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator,
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55:28 - 55:31do you think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak would evolve into
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55:31 - 55:33all the languages of the world,
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55:33 - 55:34into all the literature of the world?
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55:34 - 55:36'Course it fuckin' didn't.
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55:36 - 55:40And just as that froggy could never have possibly conceived of - of Shakespeare,
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55:40 - 55:43we can never possibly imagine our destiny.
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55:44 - 55:45I know what my destiny is.
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55:46 - 55:50Yeah but what you're experiencing, as far as I can gather what with all these manifestations of
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55:50 - 55:52regression and precognition
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55:52 - 55:55and transmigratory astral fuckin' chatterin's,
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55:55 - 55:58is just the equivalent of that first primeval grunt.
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55:59 - 56:01Because evolution isn't over.
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56:01 - 56:04Man isn't the fuckin' be-all and fuckin' end-all.
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56:06 - 56:09Look. If you take the whole of time represented by one year,
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56:09 - 56:12we're only in the first few moments of the 1st of January.
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56:12 - 56:14There's a long way to go.
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56:14 - 56:17Only now we're not going to sprout extra limbs and wings and fins
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56:17 - 56:19because evolution itself is evolving.
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56:19 - 56:23And whereas you, through some process of extra-sensory recall,
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56:23 - 56:25might imagine that you were some -
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56:25 - 56:29I dunno, some 17th century little Dutch girl livin' in a windmill in Old Amsterdam,
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56:29 - 56:32one day you'll realize that you've had not just one or two
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56:32 - 56:33past or future existences,
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56:34 - 56:37but that you were, and are, everybody and everything that 'as ever been,
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56:37 - 56:39or will ever be.
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56:40 - 56:43Hang on a minute. You've just contradicted yourself.
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56:43 - 56:44Oh, and 'ow'd you make that out?
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56:44 - 56:46Downstairs you were predicting the end of the world.
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56:46 - 56:47Now you're talking about the future.
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56:48 - 56:49How do you explain that, eh?
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56:49 - 56:50Easy.
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56:51 - 56:52When it comes, the Apocalypse itself
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56:52 - 56:56will be part of the process of that leap of evolution.
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56:59 - 57:02Yeah, well, whatever happens, mankind will not cease to exist.
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57:02 - 57:07He must. By the very definition of Apocalypse, Mankind must cease to exist,
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57:07 - 57:08at least in a material form.
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57:09 - 57:10What d'you mean, in a material form?
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57:11 - 57:12Well, 'e'll evolve.
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57:12 - 57:12What into?
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57:13 - 57:15Into something that transcends matter.
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57:15 - 57:18Into a species of pure thought. Are you with me?
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57:19 - 57:20Yeah. Like a ghost.
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57:21 - 57:23No, not like a fuckin' ghost, you big girl's blouse!
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57:23 - 57:26Into something that's, like, well beyond our comprehension.
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57:26 - 57:28Into a universal consciousness,
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57:28 - 57:30Into God. Who is.
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57:31 - 57:34By the same principle that time is.
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57:35 - 57:36You don't believe in God.
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57:37 - 57:38'Course I believe in God.
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57:42 - 57:44You see... The thing is, Brian
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57:46 - 57:48that God is a hateful God.
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57:50 - 57:53Must be, because if God is good,
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57:53 - 57:55then why is there evil in the world?
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57:55 - 57:59Why is there pain and hate and greed and war?
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58:00 - 58:01It doesn't make sense.
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58:04 - 58:08But if God is a nasty bastard, then you can say, why is there good in the world?
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58:08 - 58:11Why is there love and hope and joy?
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58:13 - 58:15Well, let's face it, good exists
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58:15 - 58:17in order to be fucked up by evil.
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58:17 - 58:21The very existence of good enables evil to flourish.
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58:21 - 58:23Therefore, God is bad.
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58:25 - 58:28And it doesn't matter how many past or future existences you have,
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58:28 - 58:32because they're all going to be riddled with grief and anguish
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58:32 - 58:34and sickness and death.
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58:36 - 58:38You see Brian, God doesn't love you.
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58:39 - 58:40God despises you.
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58:42 - 58:43So there's no hope.
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58:45 - 58:47Mankind is just a component of the device
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58:47 - 58:50by which the devil creates itself.
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58:51 - 58:52You with me?
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58:55 - 58:59You see, what I'm saying, basically, is you can't make an omelette without crackin' a few eggs,
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59:00 - 59:03and humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelette
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59:05 - 59:06stinks.
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59:14 - 59:15Yeah.
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59:36 - 59:38Oh. And what's through the round window?
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59:43 - 59:44'Oo's that?
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59:46 - 59:47Good question.
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59:48 - 59:49'Ave you seen 'er before?
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59:50 - 59:51Oh yeah. She's there every night.
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59:54 - 59:55Good-looking young girl, in't she?
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59:56 - 59:57She's all right.
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59:58 - 59:59Does she ever 'as fellers up there?
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60:00 - 60:01No.
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60:03 - 60:06'Ave you ever seen 'er, like, you know, totally naked?
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60:09 - 60:10Once.
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60:12 - 60:13What's she up to, eh?
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60:14 - 60:17I mean, what's her game, taunting people in the middle of the night, eh?
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60:18 - 60:22She probably gets a kick out of it.
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60:22 - 60:23I'm doing no such thing.
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60:23 - 60:24Well, I am.
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60:26 - 60:27'Ave your got a 'ard-on?
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60:28 - 60:30No, I haven't, as a matter of fact.
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60:31 - 60:33You wouldn't tell me if you had, would you?
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60:34 - 60:36No, I don't think I would.
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60:40 - 60:43- Did you make these youself?
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60:43 - 60:44I thought so.
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60:45 - 60:47Well, listen, I might be back in a couple of minutes.
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60:48 - 60:51Be good. If you can't be good, be careful!
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60:51 - 60:53And other cliches.
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60:56 - 60:57Tatty-bye, Bri.
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61:14 - 61:15Charles !
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61:17 - 61:17What?!
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61:18 - 61:21Mais il est ou alors? Ecoute, je ne sais pas qui vous etes.
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61:24 - 61:26What's the fuck's going on?
Where the bloody hell's Dorfman, -
61:26 - 61:29the bastard costs me 30 grands already!
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61:29 - 61:30Quoi?!
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61:31 - 61:33Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
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61:33 - 61:34Fuck !
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61:36 - 61:37Sorry about that.
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61:47 - 61:51Oh, I'm sorry, love. That's not you on the top floor, is it?
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61:51 - 61:53- Dancin'?
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61:56 - 61:57Oh, right. You're a lovely mover.
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62:00 - 62:02I'm sorry pet. I'm freaking you out.
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62:02 - 62:03Where's Bhapu?
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62:03 - 62:04Bhapu?
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62:05 - 62:06It's cold.
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62:06 - 62:08Listen, I'd better explain myself - you see me brother's working
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62:09 - 62:12as an insecurity guard in that fuckin' monstrosity round the back,
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62:12 - 62:14and we can see straight into your room.
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62:15 - 62:16It's very nice.
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62:17 - 62:20Anyway, 'e's got 'is boss comin' round. So 'e's told me to schlep round the streets
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62:20 - 62:21for a couple of hours, and I said
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62:21 - 62:24I'd come and say 'ello to Isadora Duncan.
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62:26 - 62:29I know it's a big cheeky but I'm a cheeky young monkey!
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62:30 - 62:31D'you wanna come in?
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62:32 - 62:33Is that all right?
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62:44 - 62:45How long you been growing that?
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62:46 - 62:48About two inches.
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62:48 - 62:49It's nice.
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62:50 - 62:51You've 'ad a few, an't you, love?
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62:53 - 62:54Do you wanna come in?
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62:55 - 62:56Thought you'd never ask.
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63:07 - 63:08Am I allowed to smoke in 'ere?
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63:10 - 63:11Thank Christ for that!
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63:13 - 63:14D'you wanna a drink?
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63:17 - 63:21I think I better 'ad, don't you? Got a bit of fuckin' catchin' up to do, an't I?
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63:23 - 63:24Here's to the monarchy!
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63:28 - 63:29- What's funny?
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63:32 - 63:33So, do you live 'ere on yer own, yeah?
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63:36 - 63:40Is this what you're reading?
"Jane Austen" by Emma. -
63:41 - 63:43It's my favorite book.
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63:43 - 63:44Is it really?
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63:46 - 63:48I don't read much, meself.
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63:58 - 63:58You're from Ireland?
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64:00 - 64:01No.
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64:02 - 64:03Why?
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64:05 - 64:06What's that, a damp patch?
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64:12 - 64:14Oh, I never noticed that before.
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64:32 - 64:33'Ow's it goin' inside there?
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64:37 - 64:38Baby.
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64:59 - 65:00'Ow old are you, love?
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65:03 - 65:05It's funny, 'cos from over there you look a lot younger.
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65:07 - 65:09I think me big brother's quite taken with you.
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65:10 - 65:12'E's up there every night, 'avin' a bit of a wank about yer.
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65:12 - 65:13Are you with me?
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66:06 - 66:07What's the matter?
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66:09 - 66:10Don't do that
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66:12 - 66:13What, that?
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66:14 - 66:15Or that?
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66:18 - 66:19Don't you like that?
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66:21 - 66:23You don't 'ave to 'urt me
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66:26 - 66:27I'm sorry
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67:41 - 67:42Bite me.
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67:46 - 67:47Fuckin' bite me!
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67:50 - 67:51Come on!
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68:14 - 68:16'Oo's this?
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68:18 - 68:19'Oo's this?
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69:38 - 69:39I can't, love.
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69:42 - 69:44You look like me mother.
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69:59 - 70:02D'you think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it?
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70:05 - 70:08You don't want to fuck me - you'll catch something cruel.
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71:09 - 71:10Bonjour
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71:11 - 71:13What's goin' on? What're you doin' 'ere?
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71:13 - 71:16Well, you see. I was over 'ere, like this,
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71:16 - 71:18but that didn't work for me, so I thought
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71:18 - 71:21I'd try over here, but I don't think there's much future in this one either.
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71:22 - 71:24Fuckin' 'ell! Have you got any suggestions?
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71:26 - 71:28So what do you do now?
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71:29 - 71:30I'm gonna get some breakfast
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71:30 - 71:32I could do somethin' to eat
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71:33 - 71:34Well, have you got any money?
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71:34 - 71:34No
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71:34 - 71:35How you're gonna pay for it?
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71:37 - 71:39I'm not
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71:41 - 71:42Well, I'm hungry
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71:44 - 71:46Did you have to go and beat her up?
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71:46 - 71:47I never beat 'er up
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71:50 - 71:51You shagged her, though?
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71:53 - 71:53No
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72:01 - 72:03You don't believe me, do you?
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72:05 - 72:06She's older than you
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72:07 - 72:08Bollocks
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72:08 - 72:09Poached egg.
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72:13 - 72:16That skirt's a bit short, innit, love?.
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72:24 - 72:25What's this?
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72:26 - 72:27That's where I'm gonna live
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72:29 - 72:30Where is it?
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72:32 - 72:33Ireland
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72:33 - 72:35I've lived in a cottage before
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72:35 - 72:37What, in one of your past lives?
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72:39 - 72:41Yes, as a matter of fact
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72:44 - 72:46Fuckin' shit-hole, innit?
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72:51 - 72:52Don't waste your life
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72:53 - 72:54What?
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72:54 - 72:56Don't waste your life
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73:12 - 73:13What time does this place close?
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73:14 - 73:14Four o'clock
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73:15 - 73:18Listen, can you tell where I can get somethin' to eat round here?
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73:19 - 73:19What?
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73:20 - 73:22- You've got a very nice smile
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73:23 - 73:23Oh, yeah.
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74:11 - 74:12Sorry, sir
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74:20 - 74:21I'll take that, sir.
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74:26 - 74:27Your lady companion's joinin' you, sir?
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74:29 - 74:32No, - she can't make it today, pal, the old sciatica's
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74:32 - 74:33playin' up an' everything, you know?
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74:35 - 74:35Come on
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74:37 - 74:38What?
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74:40 - 74:41Out the car
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74:41 - 74:43But I've only just got in the car.
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74:43 - 74:44Get out of the fuckin' car!!!
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74:46 - 74:48All right Parker, keep your 'air on.
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74:59 - 75:00Well, that was lovely.
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75:00 - 75:01Thank you
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75:02 - 75:04Keep in touch
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75:28 - 75:29Ooh, fuck
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75:39 - 75:40'Oo are you?
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75:41 - 75:42Sebastian Hawks.
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75:43 - 75:44Nice to meet you
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75:45 - 75:46Yeah, er, what're you doin' 'ere?
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75:46 - 75:48I'm an acquaintance of Sandra's
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75:48 - 75:50I've just popped round to say hallo
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75:50 - 75:52Well, Sandra's away at the moment, actually
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75:53 - 75:56Really?
I hope you don't mind, -
75:56 - 75:57but I helped myself to a beer
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75:58 - 76:01Yeah, I noticed. Is that your champagne an' all?
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76:02 - 76:03You like champagne, do you?
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76:04 - 76:06Yeah. I do, as it 'appens.
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76:07 - 76:09This is a very nice flat, don't you think?
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76:10 - 76:11'Ow'd you get in 'ere?
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76:11 - 76:13Tell me, d'you have any problems with the central heating?
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76:13 - 76:15Oh, are you the plumber?
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76:15 - 76:17Let's just say I've got a vested interest in the property
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76:18 - 76:20Fuckin' 'ell, you're the landlord.
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76:20 - 76:22I'd rather you thought of me as a friend
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76:22 - 76:23Oh shit!
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76:25 - 76:26What, is Sandra behind on the rent or somethin'?
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76:27 - 76:28Was your tattoo painful?
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76:28 - 76:29Yeah
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76:32 - 76:33Good
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76:35 - 76:37You're very beautiful, aren't you?
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76:38 - 76:39Am I?
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76:41 - 76:43In a quirky sort of way.
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76:46 - 76:47Are you a nurse?
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76:47 - 76:49Yeah. Psychiatric.
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76:53 - 76:55These are a very fetching pair of tights
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76:56 - 76:58Ah, you like them, do yer, Mr Landlord?
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76:59 - 77:01Can we 'ave that champagne now, please?
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77:01 - 77:02Did you buy them
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77:02 - 77:04like this or are the holes self-inflicted?
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77:05 - 77:08No. A spider spun them, and that's where he 'ad a tea-break.
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77:10 - 77:12Fuckin' 'ell! That's a bit excessive, innit?
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77:12 - 77:14I rather like this belt too
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77:14 - 77:16Oh, God! 'Ere we go.
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77:20 - 77:22Excuse me, where d'you think you're going?
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77:22 - 77:23I'm goin' home
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77:23 - 77:24What, are you leavin' me?
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77:25 - 77:27I've come all this way to see you and you're goin'!
I can't believe it, -
77:27 - 77:29I'm stunned, I'm flabbergasted.
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77:29 - 77:30Shall we get you a tissue?
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77:31 - 77:33Sounds promisin'. Do you live nearby?
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77:34 - 77:35I might do.
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77:35 - 77:37I mean, is it within walking distance?
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77:41 - 77:44No, 'cause you see, I've got this fascination with all things peripatetic.
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77:44 - 77:45See you!
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77:46 - 77:47I'm cheeky, aren't I?
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77:49 - 77:53Have you stolen the teacosy?
Love, people can see you wearin' that thing, -
77:53 - 77:55are you not embarassed? No?
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78:17 - 78:19Don't give up
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78:31 - 78:32Put this on!
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78:33 - 78:37Oh, what? We're gonna play doctors and nurses now, are we?
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78:37 - 78:38Hurry up!
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78:46 - 78:47Oh, this is ridiculous.
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78:48 - 78:51Listen, I'm really sorry, right?
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78:51 - 78:53But I've had a bit of a rough week,
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78:53 - 78:56and I just don't think I can go through with this
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78:57 - 78:59Oh, no! No!
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79:03 - 79:06Fuck off! leave me alove! No!
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79:11 - 79:12You fuckin' bastard!!
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79:18 - 79:19D'you want some beans?
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79:22 - 79:23Yeah, cheers.
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79:24 - 79:26So, what would you be doin' now if I wasn't 'ere?
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79:27 - 79:28Dunno
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79:29 - 79:32Having a shower, relaxin'
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79:32 - 79:34I could do with a shower myself
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79:34 - 79:35I haven't washed for about a week
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79:35 - 79:37As you've probably noticed
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79:38 - 79:39Well, you can 'ave one if you like
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79:40 - 79:41Are you sure?
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79:42 - 79:44Yeah. Bathroom's just here
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79:47 - 79:48Fuckin' 'ell
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79:49 - 79:51What did I do to deserve you, love?
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79:53 - 79:54Just press this button
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79:58 - 79:59Now listen
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80:00 - 80:03You're not going to creep up on me with a big knife dressed up as your mother, are you?
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80:04 - 80:04No.
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80:10 - 80:12Although it looks like you already are dressed up as your mother
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80:25 - 80:26Can I have me bag?
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80:28 - 80:29It's got me duck in it.
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80:36 - 80:37Ta
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81:10 - 81:12Oh dear
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81:13 - 81:15'Oo lives 'ere, then? Zeus?
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81:19 - 81:20Is all this stuff yours?
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81:21 - 81:22No.
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81:23 - 81:24All these pseudo-Doric midgets
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81:24 - 81:26with their novelty underpants
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81:26 - 81:29Oh, look at this one, touchin' time with a bargepole
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81:29 - 81:30I wouldn't
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81:35 - 81:37Is 'e a home-owner-sexual, yeah?
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81:38 - 81:39What do you think?
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81:40 - 81:41Where is 'e?
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81:41 - 81:42They're in America
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81:43 - 81:44They?
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81:44 - 81:45Yeah.
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81:45 - 81:46When are they gettin' back?
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81:46 - 81:47Dunno
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81:49 - 81:50And they're just letting you stop 'ere, for nothin, yeah?
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81:54 - 81:55Yeah. I don't know them
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81:56 - 81:58I don't know, I find this all a bit sad
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81:58 - 81:59Why?
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82:00 - 82:02No, I don't mean that to sound homophobic
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82:03 - 82:04I mean, I like The Iliad
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82:05 - 82:07and The Odyssey. D'you get that?
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82:08 - 82:10No
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82:13 - 82:16So, 'ave you read many of these books?
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82:16 - 82:17No, I haven't.
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82:19 - 82:20Oh, I've read quite a few
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82:22 - 82:23Oh, look!
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82:23 - 82:25D'you get it now?
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82:26 - 82:27D'you know this?
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82:29 - 82:31I bet you do. You've most likely done it at school
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82:31 - 82:32You just can't remember
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82:32 - 82:34You know, like, Achilles' heel
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82:34 - 82:37the Wooden Horse, Helen of Troy.
You know them? -
82:37 - 82:38Yeah.
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82:39 - 82:40yeah, well, that's all it is.
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82:42 - 82:43Good stuff. Cyclops.
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82:44 - 82:45Oh, hallo,
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82:45 - 82:48it's Pizza Deliveryman
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82:55 - 82:56D'you want those beans?
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82:57 - 82:58Oh, yeah, I forgot
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83:30 - 83:33Sebastian Hawks. Good evening.
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83:35 - 83:37Very nice to meet you, Louise.
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83:38 - 83:39Oh, very nice to meet you
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83:40 - 83:42I've heard a lot about you
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83:48 - 83:49Sophie?
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83:51 - 83:52Yeah? Yeah, I'm in 'ere
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83:54 - 83:56- Oh, are you all right?
- I've never been better -
83:56 - 83:59We've had a very interesting afternoon, haven't we, Sophie?
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83:59 - 84:01It's been fascinatin'!
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84:15 - 84:16For services rendered
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84:17 - 84:19Fuck off!
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84:22 - 84:24'Oo's your friend?
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84:24 - 84:25'E's the landlord, in''e?
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84:25 - 84:27'Oose landlord?
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84:27 - 84:28Our fuckin' landlord
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84:28 - 84:30- Oh, get out o'town!
- Ask 'im -
84:32 - 84:34What you wearin' Sandra's uniform for?
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84:34 - 84:36I don't want to talk about it, all right?
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84:37 - 84:39Well, d'you wanna cup o'tea?
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84:39 - 84:39Yeah
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84:45 - 84:47So,'ave you been sittin' on 'is face all afternoon?
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84:47 - 84:48I don't need this
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84:49 - 84:51Jesus Christ, I get 'ome from work,
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84:51 - 84:53all I want to do is to put me feet up and watch the telly,
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84:53 - 84:56not get involved in one of your orgies. D'you know what I mean?
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85:02 - 85:03What 'appened to your arm?
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85:07 - 85:09Sophie, what's been goin' on?
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85:11 - 85:13Have you put the kettle on?
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85:13 - 85:14Yeah
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85:15 - 85:17Any chance of a coffee, Louise?
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85:17 - 85:18Yeah, sure
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85:21 - 85:22These are a very nice pair of shorts
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85:23 - 85:25Would you take your 'ands off me, please?
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85:26 - 85:27I apologise
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85:31 - 85:34Right, pal. 'Ere's your clothes, get your kit on and sling yer 'ook.
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85:34 - 85:35'Ere's your shoes, mate
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85:40 - 85:42Hope I haven't given you AIDS, Sophie.
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85:42 - 85:45- Jesus Christ
- Fuckin' 'ell!! Are you serious? -
85:46 - 85:47Merely jesting.
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85:47 - 85:48Very funny.
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85:49 - 85:50Mind you, I think AIDS is rather healthy in its way.
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85:51 - 85:52You what?
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85:52 - 85:54I realize that's not the fashionable thing to say, of course.
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85:54 - 85:55No. It's not.
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85:55 - 85:58But the world is overcrowded, isn't it? It could do with a bit of pruning.
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85:58 - 86:00Fuckin' better be jokin'.
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86:01 - 86:02You're not going to have children, are you, Louise?
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86:02 - 86:04I might do, one day.
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86:04 - 86:06I loathe children, I must say
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86:06 - 86:08I bet they're not too keen on you, neither
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86:11 - 86:13- I'm sure you like fucking, don't you, Louise?
- Are you goin'? -
86:13 - 86:15I'm rather enjoying myself, actually
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86:15 - 86:17- Well, we're not
- That's a pity -
86:17 - 86:21Look, you may be the landlord from hell, but that doesn't give you the right to lie on our couch
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86:22 - 86:23Whose couch?
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86:24 - 86:25D'you want me to phone the police?
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86:25 - 86:26Be my guest
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86:28 - 86:29Right
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86:35 - 86:37- Listen, I can't 'ave them in 'ere?
- Why not? -
86:37 - 86:39They gonna take one look at 'im in 'is suit and one look at us
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86:40 - 86:41and 'oo d'you think they're gonna believe?
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86:41 - 86:43There's fuckin' dope all over the place
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86:44 - 86:46Well, we're just windin' him up - 'e's loving this.
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86:47 - 86:48What are we gonna do?
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86:53 - 86:55It's very peaceful in 'ere, isn't it?
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86:57 - 86:58I suppose so
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87:02 - 87:03Are you warm enough?
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87:04 - 87:05Yeah, this is nice - thanks
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87:07 - 87:10It's funny, 'cos the silence usually freaks me out
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87:11 - 87:13You start to pick up on all the small sounds,
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87:13 - 87:15you know what I mean? Like that clock
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87:20 - 87:22I hate that fuckin' clock
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87:22 - 87:23Of course you do - it's a clock
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87:26 - 87:27Is it all right if I stay here
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87:27 - 87:29tonight?
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87:33 - 87:34'Ve you ever 'ad
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87:34 - 87:35a dog?
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87:38 - 87:39No.
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87:42 - 87:43I don't like dogs
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87:43 - 87:44Why?
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87:45 - 87:47Well, they're either vicious or daft
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87:49 - 87:50- Why, 'ave you?
- Yeah -
87:52 - 87:53Is it dead now?
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87:53 - 87:54Yeah.
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87:55 - 87:56Did you bury it?
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87:56 - 87:58I dunno, me dad took it
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88:01 - 88:04And what about you? Would you like to be buried or cremated?
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88:04 - 88:05I couldn't give a shit
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88:10 - 88:11I 'ad this dream the other night, about these two skeletons 'aving a fuck.
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88:11 - 88:17It was a right bloody racket - woke me up.
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88:19 - 88:20'Ave you got a photo of your mum?
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88:25 - 88:26What, on me?
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88:26 - 88:27Yeah
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88:30 - 88:30No
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88:31 - 88:35But I think you might find one over at the newsagent's, on the top shelf
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88:37 - 88:38D'you want some beans?
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88:48 - 88:49You've got a very sad face
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88:49 - 88:50'Ave I?
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88:51 - 88:52It's all right, I mean,
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88:52 - 88:54I find that attractive
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88:56 - 88:58But that's me
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89:01 - 89:03So, 'ave you got a boyfriend or anythin'?
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89:15 - 89:16What are gonna do for Christmas?
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89:19 - 89:20I don't know. What're you gonna do?
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89:23 - 89:24You all right?
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89:28 - 89:29What's the matter?
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89:29 - 89:30Fuck off!
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89:59 - 90:00What's up love?
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90:03 - 90:04Was it something I said?
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90:04 - 90:05I want you to go
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90:06 - 90:07Why?
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90:07 - 90:08Can you go, please?!
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90:10 - 90:11Is it 'cos I don't like dogs?
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90:11 - 90:13Get out!!
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90:14 - 90:15I don't quite follow, love
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90:15 - 90:17Just fuck off!!
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90:18 - 90:19Oh, I see
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90:22 - 90:27Well, perhaps I was jumpin' to conclusions, but I got the impression I could kip down on the sofa or somethin'
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90:28 - 90:30- Go!
- Go where? -
90:30 - 90:31'Ave you got any suggestions? 'Cos it's like
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90:32 - 90:34a fuckin' Eskimo's grave out there.
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90:36 - 90:37All right, I'm going
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91:28 - 91:30It's not easy, is it?
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91:34 - 91:35D'you find that?
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91:45 - 91:47Well, just goes to show you
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91:48 - 91:50that no matter how many books you read,
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91:50 - 91:53there's some things in this world that you never, ever, ever, ever,
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91:53 - 91:56ever fuckin' understand.
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92:16 - 92:19Thank you for the tea, and the bath,
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92:19 - 92:20and the booze.
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92:22 - 92:23And the beans.
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92:31 - 92:33And listen love,
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92:33 - 92:35I hope that when you're tucked up tonight
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92:35 - 92:38all snug and warm underneath your tear-sodden fuckin' duvet
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92:38 - 92:40and your ankle-length Emily Bronte windin'-sheet
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92:41 - 92:44that you spare a thought for me, with my head in a puddle of cold dog's piss,
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92:44 - 92:46An' I hope that you dream about me.
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92:46 - 92:48An' I hope that you wake up screaming.
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92:50 - 92:52And I hope that all your fuckin' children
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92:52 - 92:56are born blind, bow-legged, hare-lipped, homeless hunchbacks!!
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93:11 - 93:13'Ave you ever 'ad an abortion?
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93:15 - 93:16'Ave you?
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93:16 - 93:18No. I thought I was pregnant once.
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93:19 - 93:20Would you 'ave 'ad one?
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93:20 - 93:23Will, In the end, it turned out I wasn't, and 'e left me anyway, so...
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93:25 - 93:26I wanted to keep mine
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93:27 - 93:28What happened?
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93:29 - 93:32All my mates said I couldn't look after a baby
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93:33 - 93:35Too fuckin' right.
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93:35 - 93:36Did it make you feel shitty?
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93:37 - 93:38It was a nightmare.
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93:40 - 93:41I really loved 'im
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93:43 - 93:44'E was a philosopher
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93:45 - 93:46Where was this?
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93:46 - 93:47Paris.
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93:48 - 93:51You should've seen the state of 'is girlfriend
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93:53 - 93:55'Ad one when I was fifteen, an' all.
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93:56 - 93:57Oh, Jesus, Sophie!
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93:58 - 94:00I think that one was worse for my mum,
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94:00 - 94:02fuckin' drama she made out of it
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94:05 - 94:08I could've been married by now, with a four-year-old
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94:09 - 94:11D'you want to get married?
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94:12 - 94:13Don't know
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94:16 - 94:19Just 'cos you 'ave a kid with someone doesn't mean they're gonna stick around.
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94:20 - 94:23My dad didn't. 'E couldn't fuckin' wait to get out.
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94:24 - 94:26Well, don't know if I want to get married,
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94:26 - 94:29but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship
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94:30 - 94:32What is a proper relationship?
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94:33 - 94:36Livin' with someone 'oo talks to you after they've bonked you.
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94:38 - 94:40I don't know what they want from you 'alf the time.
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94:42 - 94:43What they start off liking you for
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94:44 - 94:45they end up hatin' you for.
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94:46 - 94:49Don't like you if you're strong, don't like you if you're weak;
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94:50 - 94:53hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid.
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94:54 - 94:56They don't know what they want.
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95:01 - 95:04D'you think that bastard's fucked off yet?
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95:06 - 95:07Yeah, he musta done by now.
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95:46 - 95:48Is this a stick-up?
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95:50 - 95:52- Sorry - you must get that all the time, yeah?
- Yeah -
95:53 - 95:54Just got it again.
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95:56 - 95:59So is this your job, or a nice little hobby you've got for yourself?
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96:00 - 96:02You're a lovely mover!
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96:11 - 96:12- This your van, yeah?
- Yeah -
96:13 - 96:15It's like, er, I dunno, top o' the range.
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96:16 - 96:17Very nice
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96:17 - 96:19Are you goin' up the road?
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96:19 - 96:20D'you wanna lift?
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96:21 - 96:22Is that all right with you?
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96:23 - 96:24Cheers
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96:25 - 96:28It's just, I've been walkin' round the streets all night, you know what I mean?
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96:28 - 96:31These fuckin' feet are on their last legs, I'm telling you.
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96:35 - 96:37So, 'ow much d'you earn for doin' this?
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96:37 - 96:39It's none of your fuckin' business
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96:39 - 96:43I mean, is the pay as substantial as say, the wages of sin?
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96:44 - 96:45You know what I mean? Are you with me?
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96:45 - 96:48Listen, Captain, is it all right if I 'ave a go at doin' this, yeah?
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96:50 - 96:52Oh! God love you!
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96:52 - 96:55I mean, or does it take like thousands of years of like
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96:55 - 96:56state-subsidized government training to do this clobber, yeah?
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96:56 - 96:58You've gotta slap on like copious quantities
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96:58 - 97:01of the old industrial sputum there.
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97:02 - 97:02Beg your puddin'
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97:03 - 97:06It's a wonderful career opportunity for me -
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97:06 - 97:08you know what I mean? I'm not gonna play the joker on this one.
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97:09 - 97:10- Shift
- It's all goin' very well -
97:11 - 97:13Shift out the fuckin' way, will you?
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97:13 - 97:16No, I like Laurel and Hardy, you know, although apparently they didn't get on in real life,
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97:16 - 97:18You know, another illusion shattered.
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97:20 - 97:23Sorry about that pal, it's just I've 'ad a lot of bad experience with walls,
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97:23 - 97:25you know, what with talking to them and climbing them,
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97:26 - 97:28and me dad's driven me up a good few of them in 'is time, you know what I mean?
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97:28 - 97:31But I think I've got the secret. The saucy little secret,
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97:31 - 97:34this solipsistic, sagacious little secret is just, you got - you just gotta
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97:34 - 97:37bang your fuckin' head against them!
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97:37 - 97:40Just crack the old pate.
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97:40 - 97:41Are you with me?! 'Ave you got it?
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97:42 - 97:45And that's it, that's the key to enlightenment, which is, it's like that's why,
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97:45 - 97:50it's like such a potent motif of civilization - it's the wall.
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97:50 - 97:54It's like the, the Great Wall of China, and the Wall of Jericho
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97:54 - 97:56and the Berlin Wall, and the Wailin' Wall
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97:56 - 97:59Now you see the Jews, they've almost got it, an't they?
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97:59 - 98:02What with the old rockin' and that, and you know, just that six inches away
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98:02 - 98:05and they'd be there, they'd have won the fuckin' race, they'll be there, you with me?
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98:05 - 98:08What is all this, anyway? What are you doin'? Cancel everythin'.
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98:08 - 98:11In the beginnin' there was the Word, and the word was 'cancelled'
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98:11 - 98:14D'you get like satisfaction out of this?
D'you think you're makin' a contribution? -
98:14 - 98:17You're like sort of publicly promulgatin' vacuities? Are you with me?
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98:18 - 98:19Fuckin' hell!!
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98:23 - 98:25Oh, that's it! Blank it all out! Blank it all out
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98:26 - 98:28till you just atrophy and die of fuckin' indifference.
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98:28 - 98:30Can I show you somethin', pal? You see that at the top of your legs?
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98:31 - 98:34That's your arse and that's your fuckin' elbow! Do you want to write it down or s-
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98:39 - 98:41'Oo's that supposed to be, me dad?
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98:41 - 98:45You wanna watch that, mate - I've got a dicky sacrum 'ere
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98:45 - 98:46Shit!
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98:49 - 98:52Can you come back here? Did I upset you?
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98:59 - 99:03You've got me bag! You fuckin' tosser!!
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99:04 - 99:04You f-
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99:09 - 99:10Fuck!!
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99:12 - 99:15Oh, listen!! Does anybody mind if I scream 'ere?
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99:15 - 99:17Is that OK with you all? 'Cos I'd feel better
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99:17 - 99:18for it - won't take long!
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99:23 - 99:24Fuck
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100:40 - 100:40'Os's that?
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101:08 - 101:10Oh Jesus!
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101:11 - 101:13What's been happenin' to you?
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101:13 - 101:16Will you shut up, for God's sake?
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101:22 - 101:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
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101:25 - 101:26Just give us a fag
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101:28 - 101:29Fuckin' comedian
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101:39 - 101:42- It's not my fault
- What's not your fault? -
101:45 - 101:46Where are you goin'?
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101:46 - 101:48I just want to go to bed
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101:48 - 101:50Be quiet!
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101:50 - 101:52I fuckin' walked 'ere
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101:52 - 101:53Where from?
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101:57 - 101:58Johnny.
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102:01 - 102:03I'm gonna be sick
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102:15 - 102:16Fuckin' 'ell, what's 'appened to 'im?
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102:17 - 102:18I dunno
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102:18 - 102:19Johnny, are you all right, Johnny?
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102:20 - 102:21Get off!
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102:25 - 102:27Is 'e still 'ere?
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102:28 - 102:29I dunno
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103:02 - 103:04Right, we'd better get him into bed
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103:05 - 103:07You take that end, I'll take this end
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103:07 - 103:08OK, don't push me, right?
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103:08 - 103:09I'm not pushin' you!
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103:12 - 103:14Careful, that's 'is bad leg
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103:14 - 103:15Well, what d'you want me to do?
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103:15 - 103:16After three
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103:17 - 103:19One, two, three
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103:22 - 103:23I wanna go!
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104:12 - 104:13I know
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104:15 - 104:16I know, you told me
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104:20 - 104:23I'm not here yet. I'm still wet
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104:26 - 104:27What did she mean?
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104:30 - 104:31Why not me brother?
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104:37 - 104:39Will it be quiet now?
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104:47 - 104:48Are we goin'?
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104:49 - 104:50Fuck!
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105:06 - 105:07Who's this?
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105:07 - 105:08It's all right, 'e's a friend of mine
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105:09 - 105:14What extraordinary friends you have. He's only got one sock on.
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105:14 - 105:15Shut up!
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105:15 - 105:18You seem a bit tense, Sophie. Would you like a massage?
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105:18 - 105:20Are you the doctor?
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105:20 - 105:20Pardon?
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105:21 - 105:22Is he the doctor?
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105:22 - 105:24You're rather disgusting, aren't you?
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105:30 - 105:31You're not crying, are you, Louise?
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105:32 - 105:34Oh, listen, when are you gonna fuck off?
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105:34 - 105:36This 'as got nothin' to do with you, right?
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105:38 - 105:39No! No!
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105:42 - 105:43Leave me alone!
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105:44 - 105:45Fuckin' 'ell, me leg!
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105:48 - 105:49You don't know
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105:49 - 105:51Aren't people pathetic?
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105:57 - 105:59Right. I'm going to beddy-byes.
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106:06 - 106:09If anyone wishes to join me, I'll be under the duvet
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106:17 - 106:18Are you all right?
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106:18 - 106:19Yeah. Are you?
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106:19 - 106:20Yeah.
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106:25 - 106:27Come on, I'll give you a hand.
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106:27 - 106:29I'm all right, I walked 'ere.
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106:54 - 106:55Is it 'ere?
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106:56 - 106:57Yeah.
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106:59 - 107:01'Oo's that?
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107:01 - 107:02Clancy.
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107:03 - 107:04I thought so.
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107:06 - 107:07I used to know you, didn't I?
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107:08 - 107:09Yeah.
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107:18 - 107:21"Take me back to Manchester
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107:22 - 107:24when it's raining.
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107:25 - 107:30I want to wet me feet in Albert Square.
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107:31 - 107:36I'm all agog
For a good, thick fog. -
107:37 - 107:39I don't like the sun,
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107:39 - 107:42I like it raining cats and dogs!
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107:43 - 107:48I want to smell the odours of the Irwell.
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107:49 - 107:53I want to feel the soot get in me 'air,
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107:54 - 107:57Oh, I don't want to roam.
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107:57 - 108:00I want to get back 'ome
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108:01 - 108:05to rainy Manchester"
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108:09 - 108:10I've got an 'ard-on.
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109:20 - 109:21What's...?
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109:26 - 109:27What are you...?
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109:29 - 109:32This is...It's disgusting!
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109:34 - 109:35Nobody, in my....
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109:36 - 109:37Who's 'e?
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109:38 - 109:40You've got your boots on! She's...
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109:42 - 109:44And what's this doing?
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109:46 - 109:51This is something I can't...
I don't.... -
109:54 - 109:58It's not...I just don't need all this...palaver.
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110:00 - 110:01Oh, shit!
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110:14 - 110:16Ok, who's Jeremy ?
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110:16 - 110:18- Who's Jeremy ?
- What you mean? -
110:19 - 110:21Sandra! What a nice surprise!
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110:21 - 110:23What are you doing here?
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110:23 - 110:24How was Zimbabwe?
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110:24 - 110:25Shift!
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110:27 - 110:27Morning, Louise.
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110:28 - 110:30- Where's Jeremy ?
- 'Oo's Jeremy ? -
110:30 - 110:31These are Jeremy's
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110:31 - 110:33That's Sebastian's.
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110:33 - 110:37No, look. Jeremy Smart.
Jeremy Smart. Jeremy G. Smart. -
110:37 - 110:38Well, I've never 'eard of him.
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110:40 - 110:44Sebastian. Who -
Are you Jeremy G. Smart ? -
110:45 - 110:46Are you?
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110:47 - 110:49Johnny! Johnny, wake up
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110:49 - 110:50Just leave 'im
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110:50 - 110:52Oh, for fuck's sake, Sophie, Sandra's back.
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110:53 - 110:54- What day is it?
- It's Friday -
110:54 - 110:55Fuck this
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110:55 - 110:57Look at 'is eye
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110:57 - 110:57Christ
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110:58 - 110:59Well, he can lie down in my room - oh, God!
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111:01 - 111:03What're you doin'? 'E's not 'arming anyone
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111:03 - 111:04'Ave you seen the state of 'er?
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111:05 - 111:06- Johnny!
- I'm here, Johnny -
111:06 - 111:07Morning, everyone
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111:08 - 111:10I would, actually, like to have some kind of
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111:10 - 111:12explanation for all this, because...
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111:13 - 111:14- Having fun?
- Can you put these on, please? -
111:15 - 111:18Sophie and I had a fuck on your bed yesterday afternoon, Sandra.
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111:20 - 111:22- She was very good, I must say
- You are just...filth!
- Not as good as you, though -
111:23 - 111:26You lying...nastiness!
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111:27 - 111:29We must do it again sometime
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111:33 - 111:34Will you...?
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111:35 - 111:37How can you...?
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111:38 - 111:39Everything!
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111:41 - 111:43I can't cope with this
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111:43 - 111:45You've got five minutes
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111:45 - 111:48Five minutes to get your things on and get the hell...
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111:49 - 111:51I shouldn't worry about things so much, if I were you
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111:53 - 111:55I'd forgotten what a beautiful bottom you've got, Sandra
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111:55 - 111:56Two minutes
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112:01 - 112:03Marvellous tits!
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112:06 - 112:09Listen, Sandra, I'm really sorry. We weren't expectin' you back.
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112:11 - 112:12I fail to...why...
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112:12 - 112:13It's a pigsty ... it's...
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112:14 - 112:15I know - it just got out of hand
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112:15 - 112:17Obviously. And what's all that?
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112:17 - 112:19'E's a friend of mine - Look, can I make you a cup o'tea?
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112:20 - 112:22I don't want tea... I don't want...
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112:22 - 112:25I just want... My journey was...
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112:25 - 112:26He's not very well!
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112:26 - 112:27What's the matter with 'im?
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112:27 - 112:31'E's got a lump on his face the size of a boiled egg an' 'he won't wake up
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112:40 - 112:42Did he do this?
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112:42 - 112:44- 'Oo ?
- Sebastian - Jeremy? -
112:44 - 112:46You never warned me about 'im, did you?
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112:46 - 112:47What are you talking about?
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112:47 - 112:50Fuckin' lettin' 'imself in with the keys! Bastard!
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112:50 - 112:51I don't...
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112:52 - 112:54Right. Let's get
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112:54 - 112:55this shoe off.
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112:56 - 112:59Have you ever had smoked salmon after making love, Louise?
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113:00 - 113:01Don't like smoked salmon
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113:02 - 113:05I think you should try it.
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113:05 - 113:07Will you undo your flies, Sebastian?
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113:11 - 113:12Would you like me to?
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113:19 - 113:20Honest.
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113:42 - 113:45Or d'you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it up your arse?
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113:57 - 113:58Maggot dick!
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114:09 - 114:11Could you pass me that pillow, please?
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114:11 - 114:12- I can't move, Sandra
- Here you go -
114:13 - 114:15You are worse than useless
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114:15 - 114:18Ooh, are y'all right? You don't think it's broken, do you?
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114:18 - 114:19No, 'e can move it.
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114:20 - 114:21You can do that, can't you?
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114:21 - 114:23Why would I want to do that?
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114:23 - 114:26Don't even...
Not in my room, Sophie. -
114:26 - 114:28I need a fag
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114:28 - 114:30I don't care. Cop hold o'that.
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114:31 - 114:32Just don't start, right?
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114:32 - 114:36It really is beyond me the way you girls choose to live your lives
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114:38 - 114:40My mind just boggles
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114:41 - 114:42'E's gone back to sleep
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114:45 - 114:46Was that the front door?
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114:47 - 114:48'E's gone
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114:48 - 114:49Thank God
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114:59 - 115:00Go slowly, Johnny.
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115:00 - 115:03Now what you two must do is take this one to Casualty
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115:03 - 115:06and make sure he gets himself looked at, 'fore he goes home.
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115:06 - 115:07I'm gonna be sick.
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115:07 - 115:08- Are you?
- Get him into the bathroom! -
115:09 - 115:10All right! Let's not...
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115:11 - 115:12Just a minute...
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115:12 - 115:13That's it.
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115:14 - 115:16- Take it steady.
- Here y'are -
115:18 - 115:19It's in me tash.
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115:21 - 115:22You wanna gerrit cut.
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115:26 - 115:28It's in your mouth
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115:30 - 115:32'Ave you 'ad a bath lately?
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115:32 - 115:33Yeah, I 'ad one yesterday
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115:33 - 115:35- As if!
- I did! -
115:35 - 115:36Where've you been, Johnny?
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115:37 - 115:38Down the Via Dolorosa.
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115:38 - 115:39Don't be nosy
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115:42 - 115:44- Are you not goin' to work?
- I'm late -
115:44 - 115:45Oh, you'll get the sack
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115:46 - 115:47Yeah.
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115:47 - 115:49It's all right - you can put all your troubles in it.
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115:50 - 115:52'Ey, I lost me bag.
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115:52 - 115:54Yeah, I noticed. Where is it?
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115:54 - 115:55I don't know. It's lost.
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115:55 - 115:56Any valuables?
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115:57 - 116:00Yeah, it's got me collection of famous retired glove-puppets in there.
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116:00 - 116:02That's it - all gone.
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116:02 - 116:03Did you get it nicked?
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116:05 - 116:06Would you put that out?
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116:22 - 116:24I 'an't cleaned me teeth yet
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116:25 - 116:27Could you not just put 'em in a glass or something, no?
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116:44 - 116:47I remember when you bought these shorts. I warned you
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116:48 - 116:49about 'em then.
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116:49 - 116:50Yeah, well,
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116:55 - 116:57I only got them to piss you off
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116:57 - 116:58Mission accomplished.
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117:01 - 117:02Is he all right?
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117:04 - 117:04Yeah
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117:08 - 117:11What is this, a spectator sport or something?
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117:11 - 117:12The hundred-metre vomit.
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117:18 - 117:19Sophie, d'you mind if I 'ave a word
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117:19 - 117:21with Johnny on me own?
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117:28 - 117:30D'you want a word with Louise on your own?
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117:31 - 117:32Are you bein' sarcastic?
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117:32 - 117:33No
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117:34 - 117:35Well, do as you're told.
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117:38 - 117:39Right...
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117:43 - 117:44Whose is all this money?
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117:44 - 117:45Three hundred and eighty pounds,
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117:46 - 117:48it's really oughtn't to be left laying waiting for ...
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118:00 - 118:01Whose is all that?
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118:02 - 118:03Dunno
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118:10 - 118:12Who's been playing ping-pong with your face?
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118:13 - 118:17The sky fell in on me. A cloud caught me across the cheek.
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118:20 - 118:22So, why did you come to London?
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118:22 - 118:23I come to run in the Marathon
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118:24 - 118:26Will you give me a straight answer, please?
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118:28 - 118:30Well, I 'ad to get out of Manchester
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118:30 - 118:32'cos I was gonna get a beatin'
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118:32 - 118:35And I come down 'ere, and I get a beatin'
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118:35 - 118:36Were you asking for it?
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118:37 - 118:38No.
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118:38 - 118:39I wasn't. They just came out of nowhere.
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118:40 - 118:41Honest?
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118:41 - 118:42Yeah.
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118:47 - 118:48So what are you gonna do?
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118:48 - 118:49What are you gonna do?
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118:50 - 118:51What are you gonna do?
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118:52 - 118:55Dunno. Might go 'ome for the weekend.
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118:55 - 118:57Well, there's no place like it.
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118:58 - 118:59Might not come back.
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119:01 - 119:03Are you goin' back?
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119:09 - 119:09Is that nice?
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119:12 - 119:13Yeah.
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119:14 - 119:15I'm puttin' the fun back in 'fundament'.
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119:17 - 119:18Are yer?
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119:19 - 119:21Well, I'll 'ave to go back sometime, won't I?
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119:21 - 119:22And what about us?
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119:22 - 119:23What about us?
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119:29 - 119:30Do you hate me?
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119:31 - 119:32Fuck off!
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119:37 - 119:39My mam was seven years younger than you when she had me.
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119:39 - 119:40- Don't.
- What? -
119:40 - 119:41Just...
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119:43 - 119:44Well, she was!
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119:47 - 119:48I'm full o' shit, aren't I?
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119:49 - 119:50Sometimes
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119:50 - 119:52Yeah, well, it's all right, I've had it all kicked out of me now
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119:52 - 119:53Oh? Good
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119:56 - 119:58What if God just put us 'ere for his own entertainment?
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119:59 - 120:03That's all we are. Just somethin' for 'im to 'ave
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120:03 - 120:05a bit of a laugh at. Could be, couln'n't it?
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120:06 - 120:08If you think about it.
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120:11 - 120:12Give us your right 'and.
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120:13 - 120:15Other way up.
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120:25 - 120:26What's that?
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120:28 - 120:29That's funny to me
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120:29 - 120:31You're daft, you
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120:31 - 120:33It's toilet humor
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120:37 - 120:38Will you give me a cuddle,
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120:38 - 120:39Johnny?
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120:40 - 120:41Yeah.
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121:27 - 121:30If no one tells me what's going on, then how am I supposed -
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121:30 - 121:32I don't understand, Johnny!
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121:33 - 121:34- 'Ow was Zambia?
- It was Zimbabwe! -
121:35 - 121:38I went to Zimbabwe with my wanker boyfriend, my ex...
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121:39 - 121:41What did I do wrong?
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121:41 - 121:42Did you see any big animals?
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121:43 - 121:45Yes! We saw elephants and rhinos and zebras
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121:46 - 121:47and lions and vultures...
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121:47 - 121:48Did you see any monkeys?
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121:48 - 121:49We saw many monkeys.
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121:50 - 121:53And were they cheeky?
Oh, it is not good for me, is it, all this, in my condition? -
121:53 - 121:55Well, yes, no, yes...
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121:56 - 122:00It's not good for me. It's not good for you.
It's not good for any of us, it's utterly... -
122:00 - 122:02Oh, excuse me for living!
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122:07 - 122:08Is, is this it, Johnny?
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122:09 - 122:10- Is it?
- Is what it? -
122:11 - 122:12Oh, I can't bear it!
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122:15 - 122:16Right! I'm off!
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122:17 - 122:18Off your trolley.
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122:18 - 122:22Oh, don't fuckin' take a piss out of me you bastard!!
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122:23 - 122:24You don't know!
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122:25 - 122:26All I want...
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122:27 - 122:28Nobody has any...
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122:29 - 122:30Can you just please try...
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122:31 - 122:33I've 'ad enough.
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122:33 - 122:34This is a nightmare!
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122:36 - 122:39Sophie, if you just try and pull yourself together
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122:39 - 122:41- Where are you going?
- I don't know -
122:41 - 122:42Why don't you come in and have a lie-down?
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122:42 - 122:44I don't care!
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122:44 - 122:45Sophie!
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122:45 - 122:46- Here's the key
- Well, I don't wan' 'em! -
122:47 - 122:48Well I don't fuckin' want them!
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122:49 - 122:50I'm not a social worker!
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122:52 - 122:55Look, Sophie. Don't be fuckin' stupid!
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122:55 - 122:57What's the point, Louise?
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123:00 - 123:00Sophie!
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123:02 - 123:04I'm sorry
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123:29 - 123:30Johnny
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123:40 - 123:41You all right?
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123:43 - 123:44I'm goin'
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123:45 - 123:46Where?
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123:46 - 123:48Work. To 'and my notice in.
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123:48 - 123:50Then I'm comin' back 'ere, I'm packing me bags,
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123:50 - 123:52and I'm goin' 'ome. D'you wanna come?
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123:53 - 123:54- Today?
- Yeah. -
123:54 - 123:55- Are you serious?
- Yeah. -
123:56 - 123:57- 'Ow?
- Bus. -
124:01 - 124:03- Well, 'ave you got enough dough?
- Yeah. -
124:03 - 124:04- 'Cos I've not got nothin'
- I know. -
124:08 - 124:09D'you think you can make it?
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124:11 - 124:12Don't know.
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124:14 - 124:16Well, if you dpn't, we can stay 'ere until tomorrow.
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124:29 - 124:30See you later.
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124:32 - 124:35Can you leave us a few fags for cancer research?
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124:35 - 124:36Here are your...
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124:38 - 124:39I was actually hoping that the air could...
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124:42 - 124:43What are we gonna do about all this...
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124:44 - 124:47I dunno, Sandra.
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124:48 - 124:49Fine.
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124:49 - 124:50You will come back?
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124:51 - 124:52Yeah, of course I will
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124:52 - 124:53Because I need...
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124:53 - 124:54You'll be all right, won't you?
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124:55 - 124:56Will I be all right, love?
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124:57 - 124:58I'm going to get the bath cleaned.
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125:17 - 125:19You all know what it does to you
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125:19 - 125:23and yet you still insist on doing it, so... do it.
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125:24 - 125:25Smoke yourself to...
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125:25 - 125:27Well, birds do it, bees do it.
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125:28 - 125:29..high heaven.
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125:30 - 125:32Can you tell me something, love?
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125:32 - 125:34Is it true that some babies are born covered in fur?
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125:35 - 125:36Up.
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125:38 - 125:39Thank you.
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125:40 - 125:42And you know at birth when they cut the umbilical cord?
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125:42 - 125:45What would happen if, well, if it was never cut?
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125:46 - 125:49I don't need this. I just...
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125:49 - 125:50Well it would be embarrassin', wouldn't it?
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125:50 - 125:52Specially at my age.
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125:52 - 125:55Why do you feel the need to take the piss?
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125:55 - 125:57I'm not takin' a piss.
It's nice, that - -
125:58 - 125:59Where it is from?
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125:59 - 126:01I don't know, it's something my dad...
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126:02 - 126:02Now you see,
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126:02 - 126:04Sophie just turned that to the wall, she's got
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126:05 - 126:07this kind of an irritating proclivity for negation -
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126:07 - 126:09I suppose she thinks it's progressive, or somethin'.
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126:09 - 126:11What is your problem?
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126:11 - 126:12Nothing. What is your problem?
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126:12 - 126:14All these silly questions and...
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126:16 - 126:18Well, look, I've never met a nurse before, and
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126:18 - 126:20I'm just interested in, well, in life.
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126:21 - 126:22I mean, d'you think it's worth savin'?
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126:22 - 126:27Of course I do. But there is a time and a place,
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126:27 - 126:30and actually this isn't the time or...
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126:32 - 126:33The place?
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126:33 - 126:35No. And this
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126:36 - 126:37is where I...
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126:38 - 126:39Live?
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126:39 - 126:39Yes,
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126:40 - 126:42- and I'm not feeling very...
- Sexy? -
126:43 - 126:45Comfortable, actually. I'm not feeling very comfortable.
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126:46 - 126:48Well make yourself comfortable, love. Or slip into something more...
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126:49 - 126:49comfortable
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126:51 - 126:52My bath!
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126:53 - 126:57Hot toast... hot milk.. hot-water bottle
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126:57 - 126:58bed, sleep.
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126:58 - 126:59D'you like me?
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127:00 - 127:02I don't know you, so...
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127:02 - 127:04D'you find me attractive?
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127:06 - 127:08Well, listen, love, it's like this - I find you attractive. Very attractive.
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127:09 - 127:12Enough. I've had enough.
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127:13 - 127:17It comes at me from all angles.
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127:17 - 127:19You... all of you just...
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127:19 - 127:21it's the tin lid...
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127:21 - 127:25When... how will the world ever...
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127:26 - 127:27End.
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127:27 - 127:28Yes!
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- Title:
- Naked 1993 - Mike Leigh
- Description:
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After a sexual encounter with a married woman in an alley in Manchester turns into a rape, Johnny (David Thewlis) steals a car and flees for Dalston, "a scrawny, unpretentious area" in the east of London, to seek refuge with his former girlfriend, fellow Mancunian Louise (Lesley Sharp).
David Thewlis......................Johnny
Lesley Sharp.......................Louise Clancy
Katrin Cartlidge...................Sophie
Greg Cruttwell.....................Jeremy G. Smart
Claire Skinner.....................Sandra
Peter Wight........................Brian
Ewen Bremner....................Archie
Susan Vidler.......................Maggie
Deborah MacLaren..............Woman in Window
Gina McKee.......................Cafe Girl
Carolina Giammetta............Masseuse - Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 02:11:46
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