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← ERB - Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

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Showing Revision 9 created 12/27/2014 by Hazem M. Zaki.

  1. Nice hat
  2. Dork
  3. You look like a duck
  4. I had alfred read your books
  5. He told me they suck
  6. I'll crush your British nuts until
  7. They "Bangers and Mash"
  8. I'v seen better detective work
  9. In tango and cash
  10. You chump
  11. I kick punks like you off the street
  12. While you and Velma here
  13. Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries
  14. Nothing makes me laugh
  15. But I bet raps can
  16. So bring it on
  17. Bitch
  18. I am Batman
  19. I once met a rich fellow
  20. Who smelled of guano and pain
  21. Holmes explain
  22. I deduce this deuce stain
  23. Is Bruce Wayne
  24. The billionaire?
  25. Yes, his wealth would allow
  26. This adversary of ours
  27. To afford the toys he need
  28. Since he has no superpower
  29. You want a battle, bat?
  30. Bring it then!
  31. I heard he has a British Butler
  32. Good! Then he'll be used to
  33. Getting served by Englishmen
  34. Whack vigilante black-pantied
  35. Spud with no skills
  36. My sidekick is a doctor
  37. 'cause his flows are so ill
  38. Shut up, nerds!
  39. I serve justice, so eat it
  40. My sidekick only comes around
  41. When he's needed
  42. Boy
  43. Wonder make you wonder
  44. how your ass got killed
  45. bite harder than those hounds
  46. down in Baskerville
  47. I'll blast you with that
  48. Bat-wack-rap repellent
  49. rappel a building, snatch a villain
  50. then by dinner be chillin'
  51. gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
  52. Irene Adler
  53. took her back to my nest
  54. to bam pow kersplat her
  55. I'll shatter that fiddle
  56. with a chop of the hand
  57. holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
  58. oh god damn
  59. You're not smart
  60. You're selfish
  61. You endanger everyone's life
  62. Why don't you let your boyfriend here
  63. Go home to his wife
  64. Nobody likes you
  65. Not your brother, not you partner
  66. Nor Scotland Yard
  67. You'll die alone with no friends
  68. Except that needle in your arm
  69. This mustn't register on an emotional level
  70. First: exploit childhood tragedy
  71. Then, gesture with pipe
  72. Watson finishes punchline
  73. Next, acknowledge compliment
  74. Conclude with killer catchphrase
  75. I believe your parents' homicide
  76. Is why you mask your face
  77. You're shamed and traumatized
  78. And haunted by the vast disgrace
  79. of watching like a passive waste
  80. As momma died
  81. and daddy was dispatched with haste
  82. Holmes you've cracked the case!
  83. you're a batshit crazy basketcase
  84. Bloody good rhymes!
  85. I've got tonnes
  86. Dissing these dynamic douchebags was
  87. Elementary my dear Watson!
  88. Hoooooo!
  89. Who won?
  90. Who's next?
  91. You decide!