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Nice hat

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Dork

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You look like a duck

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I had alfred read your books

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He told me they suck

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I'll crush your British nuts until

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They "Bangers and Mash"

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I'v seen better detective work

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In tango and cash

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You chump

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I kick punks like you off the street

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While you and Velma here

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Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries

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Nothing makes me laugh

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But I bet raps can

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So bring it on

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Bitch

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I am Batman

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I once met a rich fellow

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Who smelled of guano and pain

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Holmes explain

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I deduce this deuce stain

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Is Bruce Wayne

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The billionaire?

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Yes, his wealth would allow

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This adversary of ours

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To afford the toys he need

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Since he has no superpower

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You want a battle, bat?

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Bring it then!

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I heard he has a British Butler

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Good! Then he'll be used to

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Getting served by Englishmen

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Whack vigilante black-pantied

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Spud with no skills

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My sidekick is a doctor

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'cause his flows are so ill

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Shut up, nerds!

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I serve justice, so eat it

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My sidekick only comes around

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When he's needed

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Boy

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Wonder make you wonder

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how your ass got killed

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bite harder than those hounds

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down in Baskerville

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I'll blast you with that

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Bat-wack-rap repellent

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rappel a building, snatch a villain

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then by dinner be chillin'

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gotta secret 'bout your homegirl

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Irene Adler

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took her back to my nest

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to bam pow kersplat her

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I'll shatter that fiddle

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with a chop of the hand

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holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em

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oh god damn

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You're not smart

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You're selfish

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You endanger everyone's life

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Why don't you let your boyfriend here

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Go home to his wife

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Nobody likes you

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Not your brother, not you partner

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Nor Scotland Yard

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You'll die alone with no friends

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Except that needle in your arm

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This mustn't register on an emotional level

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First: exploit childhood tragedy

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Then, gesture with pipe

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Watson finishes punchline

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Next, acknowledge compliment

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Conclude with killer catchphrase

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I believe your parents' homicide

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Is why you mask your face

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You're shamed and traumatized

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And haunted by the vast disgrace

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of watching like a passive waste

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As momma died

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and daddy was dispatched with haste

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Holmes you've cracked the case!

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you're a batshit crazy basketcase

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Bloody good rhymes!

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I've got tonnes

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Dissing these dynamic douchebags was

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Elementary my dear Watson!

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Hoooooo!

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide!