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[Woman laughing]
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[Man's voice] Do you understand what I am saying?
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[Woman] No.
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[Man's voice] DO you understand what I am saying?
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[Woman] No!
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[Man's voice] What do I have to do to make you understand?
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[Woman's voice] Just give it one more twist and pull it hard.
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[Woman] Hey! See Jody, I knew I could solve your problem.
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[Man] A naked woman can solve any problem, erase any doubt.
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It's the answer, Petey. Believe me.
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[Woman] I wish I had an answer for your Jo, but you know those quirks.
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Oh, yes. Very tricky. Very unpredictable.
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[Man] We live in a very unpredictable world, yes but there are certain responses from
people you can't always count on.
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The response to sex! I'm not making this up.
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I'll make it up to you, Jody. Don't worry. Just don't drink the whole bottle.
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Save me a drop and I'll come over later.
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No, I am not kidding.
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I am not kidding, Petey.
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I've been in advertising for what, 9 years?
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Believe me, I wouldn't be Creative Director if I didn't have my finger on the pulse of the consumers libido.
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I can't put my finger on it, Jo. You seem a little distant.
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I know, it isn't easy planning a party.
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What do you mean that you aren't going to be a part of the this?
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We need this account, Petey.
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And the only way we are going to get it is with a naked woman.
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I know you two are deep in conversation but would you excuse me for a moment?
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I just wanted to let you know we are out of veal.
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I didn't order veal.
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Neither did I.
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I just thought I'd let you know.
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I gotta go.
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Jody, I'll call you back. Don't get hysterical.
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That's hysterical! Do it! Alright, bye.
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[Sigh] That guy is so funny.
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Michael...
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Arlene...
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I've been meaning to talk to you.
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Yes..
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I.. [Phone rings]
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Hello, Jody..
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What is the matter?! You know if planning this party is going to cause you so much anxiety, then I...
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Wait a minute, where is he? I don't understand.
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You threw him out?! When?! Oh, my..
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Oh, my god! What did he say? [Waiter pouring water]
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No, no. It's fine.
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It's okay, I am just having dinner with Michael.
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It's fine, it's fine. Don't worry.
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Oh, honey. My god. I am so sorry.
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I didn't know. How long?
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A year?
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Thomas has been cheating on you for a year?
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Petey, listen.
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[Arlene] I'm listening.
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[Michael] I've got it.
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[Arlene] I don't get it.
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[Michael] Citizen watches. We know what makes you tick.
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I still don't get it.
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A naked chick wearing only a watch.
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Oh, now I get it.
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Billboards, man. Billboards. You see?
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How could you see him? How could anybody?
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No, you probably did see it and you repressed it?
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I know we live in a repressed society, kid. But, let me tell you, underneath every repressed woman is a lioness
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waiting to be released from her cage. And that's exactly what this new Citizen woman represents.
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All she needs is her watch, man. Her watch.
You cannot deny it.
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If there is one thing we are all good at, it's denial.
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I'm telling you, it's going to be great. Get to work on it.
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Yeah, right now. I want to see something as soon as I get in tomorrow morning.
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Alright, listen. I gotta go.
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I'm on a date with Arlene.
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Yeah, we are having a great time.
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See you later. Bye.
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Honey, listen. I'll come over tonight.
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Yeah, no. After dinner. I don't have anything else planned.
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Not a problem.
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Hey, can I bring you anything?
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Some salad? Some veal?
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They are out of veal.
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Anything?
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No? Alright, sweetie.
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Yes, they do.
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Bye.
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What?
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Jody just found out this morning that her husband, Thomas, remember you met him once.
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Anyway, he just told her he's been having an affair and it's been going on for a year.
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She was getting ready to throw him this big surprise birthday party and she ended up throwing him out instead.
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That's what she's been trying to tell me this whole time.
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Wait. It's been going on for a year and you say she had no idea?
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Oh, she had no idea.
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That's ridiculous. She had to have known.
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Why?
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Because.. Be.. [phone rings]
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Hello?
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Petey, can it wait?
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Can it wait 'till...
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Alright, I'll come back.
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Yeah, I'll come back tonight, alright?
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No, it's fine. We didn't have anything else planned.
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Yeah, I'm sure. Let's just get it done tonight and we'll present tomorrow.
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How's it coming?
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What do you mean that you haven't started yet? Where's Cathy?
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Isn't she helping you?
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C'mon, guys!
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Alright, alright, alright. See you later. Bye.
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What do you mean she had to have known?
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You said it yourself. We are all guilty of denial.
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We've repressed what we don't want to deal with. It's all very Freudian but it's true.
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You heard that?
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Hey, it's my job to listen. Listen, understand, react. That's why the pay me the big bucks, baby.
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What in your sick, deranged mind makes you think that a naked woman wearing a watch is going to make me go out
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and buy one?
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Because subconsciously, you want to be her.
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Women are going to see this chick on a billboard, or ad, or whatever it is that reflects back to them,
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a beauty which they most desperately desired to attain themselves and they are going to respond.
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The same way they respond to Liz, or Clarol, or Cosmo, or fucking Jockey.
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And, you know why? Because that's how needy you people are.
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You're insane.
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[Waiter] You called me?
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Hmm?
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You didn't call me? I thought I heard you call me. You don't need anything?
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No, I didn't call you.
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Don't look at me.
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Fine. Whatever.
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Are you sure you didn't call me?
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[Arlene and Michael in unison] No!
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What was that all about?
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I'm never coming here again.
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[Phone rings] Hello?
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Petey! You're brea...You're breaking up. Call.. Yeah.. Call me back.
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Okay. Bye.
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Michael, I've been meaning to talk to you. [Phone rings]
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Hello, Jody.
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Lis.. Listen, I'm thinking and I don't think it's such a good idea for me to come over tonight after all.
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No, I.. I don't want to get in the middle of things with you and Thomas.
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I mean, you guys have been married for a long time and I just...
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Well, I think you should try to work it out.
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[Michael typing a text message, phone keyboard key strokes]
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No, I don't think I am being preachy.
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Am I being preachy?
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A little bit.
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I'm trying to give you your space, honey, that's all.
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[Michael typing a text message, phone keyboard key strokes, sends text message]
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Alright, alright. Yes, I'll be there in an hour. Probably something like that.
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You barely touched your salads. Aren't you guys hungry?
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She's on the phone.
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I see that. Fun date.
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Okay. Alright. Jody, listen. You'll be fine, don't worry.
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It's only a man and they are interchangeable.
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Bye.
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Oh, she is so needy.
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You see, there's my target. She'll probably buy two watches.
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Did you take my salad?
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Why? Did you want it?
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[Phone rings]
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Hello?
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Petey, you were all over the place before. What's up?
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What do you mean Cathy doesn't want to work on the project with you?
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She's your partner, right?
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You need an Art Director on this.
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It offends her moral sensabilities as a female?
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She doesn't like women being treated as objects?
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You tell her I said that women are objects.
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That's right.
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And as long as they allow themselves to perpetuate certain stereotypes by posing naked or provocatively, or suggestively
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and using their bodies and looks to get whatever the hell they want out of life, and succeeding quite well
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for the most part, thank you very much. They will continue to be treated as objects
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and they will continue to make a lot of money doing so. And so forth, and so on, ad infinitum.
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Listen, listen, listen. I'm not making this up. I'm just telling it like it is.
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and I am getting it from all ends. So, if she has a problem. Tell her to fucking call me herself.
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Otherwise, get back to work or get the hell out of the way and let me hire someone who does want to be associated
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with an award winning fucking ad.
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Thank you!
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Grilled tofu. Vegetables, and steak. Will you be wanting anything else?
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No, I think we are okay.
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I'd like mine to-go please.
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What?!
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I can't sit here with you another minute, Michael!
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You know, I've been attempting all night to talk to you about breaking up.
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What do you mean attempting all night?! We both have been on the phone all night.
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Pardon me..
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I know that we both have been preoccupied with other things. And to tell you the truth, I'm glad.
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It's given me a lot of insight into who you really are. And, I gotta tell you, I don't like it.
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What are you talking about?
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Excuse me!
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What?!
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Now, now. No reason to get upset with the waiter.
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How can I put this, Michael. I mean, I never thought you were perfect.
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But tonight, tonight you have indisputably proven to me what a dick you really are!
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Well, I don't think that's very fair!
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You're a lesbian aren't you?
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[Michael and Arlene in unison] What?!
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It's all over her face. I could tell by the way she was talking to her friend all night.
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"Deep concern." Furrowed brow. Why don't you just face up to it?
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Who the hell are you to talk to me in this way!
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Just answer the question. [Phone rings]
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Do you dig chicks?
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Michael, are you going to let him talk to me this way?
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[Phone rings]
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Well, go ahead Michael. What's more important? What's going on here
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or what's going on there?
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[Phone is still ringing]
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Well, you have been deeply immersed in conversation with Jody all night.
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She's my friend for Christ's sake!
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Well, maybe that's what you have been trying to tell me.
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Well, I'll tell you this. After tonight, I just may switch.
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[Phone ringing]
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I called it the minute you guys walked in!
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Hello?!
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Cathy?! Cathy!, Cathy! Listen to me, Cathy.
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You have to get started with Petey on this thing tonight.
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We're presenting tomorrow.
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I don't have time for anymore dilemma bullshit. You can do all the moralizing you want
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when you cash in your bonus checks.
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Yeah, checks.
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That's right.
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Uh, huh.
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I knew you would. I knew you would, honey.
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Now, knock 'em dead, sweetheart like you do.
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She's a whore.
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Aren't we all.
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Exactly. And, we are all afraid of the truth too.
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We like it neatly tucked away where no one else can see it.
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I mean, Jesus. Do you realize how much time we would save if we all just came out and said what we really felt?
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Eugene O'Neill says, "We hide ourselves behind the sounds called words."
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I was always more of a Harold Pinter man myself.
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Didn't he write a play called "The Dumb Waiter"?
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Yeah, but it had nothing to do with restaurants.
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Anyway, I'm not so sure I agree.
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About what?
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The truth. I think we need masks to hide behind. It keep things interesting.
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Otherwise, the show would be over before intermission.
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Hmm.. You are pretty wise for a waiter.
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Actually, I'm a writer. What is it you do again?
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Advertising.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Really?!
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Yeah, I thought about doing that for a while. Copywriting, you know?
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What happened?
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Too much bullshit. I hate bullshit.
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Look at you talking on your phone all night doing business. That's bullshit.
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What are you going to do? Technology. You don't have to wait for anything anymore.
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Well, just consider me a Luddite.
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You can keep your cell phones, your e-mails, your i-whatevers. I prefer to deal with people personally.
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Mano-a-mano. You are so immersed, you barely even flinched when I insulted your friend tonight.
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I had my doubts about her.
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Marshall McLuhan calls it, "Acoustic Space."
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What, being a lesbian?
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No, what we are doing now. Talking. Unmediated all encompassing conversation.
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He saw all this coming. Technology taking over our lives.
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Let's not get carried away.
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Just had to face up to what is a natural progression. Soon, there won't be any reason to leave the house.
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I thought you'd be back.
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You know what? The service here sucks!
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Now, that hurts.
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Michael, I want to make one thing perfectly clear to you. I know who I am.
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I don't need a fucking billboard in the middle of Times Square to tell me who I should be.
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And this is going to sound really cliché, but the truth is you helped me learn something about myself tonight.
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I am in love with Jody. And it took an evening with you to make me fully realize it.
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You're right. It does sound cliché.
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Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
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I'll tell you something else, Michael. The woman that her husband was having the affair with, that was me.
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[Phone rings]
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I felt so terrible about it, I actually wanted to tell you tonight, but you know you're just so distracted all the time.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm distracted?!
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Are you kidding me?!
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What about you and your little friend all night?
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You sense a double standard here?
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Phone's ringing.
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Hello?! Who?
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Oh, yes. Hold on a second.
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It's Thomas.
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Thomas?
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Thomas?
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Stop crying, Thomas. Please don't...
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[Phone rings]
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You had to know she was going to react this way. What were you expecting?
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Hello?
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She said she's in love with someone else.
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Petey, what is it now?
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Did she say who?
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Go ahead, I'm listening.
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I'm listening.
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Thank you. Come again.
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No, not urban. Think island.
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Yeah, the water can be blue. Blue. Blue-Green, I don't care.
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[Music plays through conversation]
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[Arlene] She did.
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[Michael] White sand.
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[Music]