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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.54,0:00:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.87,0:00:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man's voice] Do you understand what I am saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.80,0:00:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.94,0:00:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man's voice] DO you understand what I am saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.75,0:00:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman] No!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.42,0:00:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man's voice] What do I have to do to make you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.16,0:00:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman's voice] Just give it one more twist and pull it hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.34,0:00:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman] Hey! See Jody, I knew I could solve your problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.12,0:00:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man] A naked woman can solve any problem, erase any doubt.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.47,0:00:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the answer, Petey. Believe me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.87,0:00:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Woman] I wish I had an answer for your Jo, but you know those quirks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.71,0:00:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. Very tricky. Very unpredictable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.13,0:00:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man] We live in a very unpredictable world, yes but there are certain responses from \Npeople you can't always count on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.80,0:00:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The response to sex! I'm not making this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.51,0:00:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make it up to you, Jody. Don't worry. Just don't drink the whole bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.81,0:00:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Save me a drop and I'll come over later.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.40,0:00:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I am not kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.61,0:00:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not kidding, Petey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.62,0:00:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been in advertising for what, 9 years?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Believe me, I wouldn't be Creative Director if I didn't have my finger on the pulse of the consumers libido.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.73,0:00:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't put my finger on it, Jo. You seem a little distant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.59,0:00:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, it isn't easy planning a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.60,0:00:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean that you aren't going to be a part of the this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.26,0:00:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need this account, Petey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.88,0:00:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the only way we are going to get it is with a naked woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.85,0:01:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you two are deep in conversation but would you excuse me for a moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.33,0:01:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to let you know we are out of veal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't order veal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.90,0:01:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neither did I.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought I'd let you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.86,0:01:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.06,0:01:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jody, I'll call you back. Don't get hysterical.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.06,0:01:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's hysterical! Do it! Alright, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.20,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sigh] That guy is so funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.16,0:01:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arlene...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.63,0:01:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been meaning to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.86,0:01:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I.. [Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.75,0:01:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Jody..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.03,0:01:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the matter?! You know if planning this party is going to cause you so much anxiety, then I...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.63,0:01:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute, where is he? I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.63,0:01:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You threw him out?! When?! Oh, my..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.86,0:02:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my god! What did he say? [Waiter pouring water]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.14,0:02:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.90,0:02:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, I am just having dinner with Michael.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.91,0:02:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine, it's fine. Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.13,0:02:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey. My god. I am so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.22,0:02:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know. How long?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.72,0:02:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A year?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.50,0:02:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thomas has been cheating on you for a year?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.96,0:02:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Petey, listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.39,0:02:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Arlene] I'm listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.04,0:02:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael] I've got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.93,0:02:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Arlene] I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael] Citizen watches. We know what makes you tick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.53,0:02:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.48,0:02:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A naked chick wearing only a watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.78,0:02:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, now I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.84,0:02:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Billboards, man. Billboards. You see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.42,0:02:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you see him? How could anybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.84,0:02:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you probably did see it and you repressed it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.25,0:02:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know we live in a repressed society, kid. But, let me tell you, underneath every repressed woman is a lioness
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.10,0:02:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting to be released from her cage. And that's exactly what this new Citizen woman represents.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.04,0:02:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All she needs is her watch, man. Her watch. \NYou cannot deny it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.48,0:02:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there is one thing we are all good at, it's denial.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, it's going to be great. Get to work on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.11,0:02:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right now. I want to see something as soon as I get in tomorrow morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.98,0:02:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, listen. I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.95,0:02:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm on a date with Arlene.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.52,0:02:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we are having a great time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.83,0:02:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you later. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.81,0:02:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, listen. I'll come over tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.86,0:03:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no. After dinner. I don't have anything else planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.46,0:03:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.39,0:03:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, can I bring you anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.39,0:03:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some salad? Some veal?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.96,0:03:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are out of veal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.08,0:03:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.56,0:03:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No? Alright, sweetie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.54,0:03:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.74,0:03:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.36,0:03:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.51,0:03:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jody just found out this morning that her husband, Thomas, remember you met him once.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.42,0:03:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, he just told her he's been having an affair and it's been going on for a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.15,0:03:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was getting ready to throw him this big surprise birthday party and she ended up throwing him out instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.27,0:03:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what she's been trying to tell me this whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.47,0:03:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait. It's been going on for a year and you say she had no idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.94,0:03:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, she had no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.80,0:03:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's ridiculous. She had to have known.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.16,0:03:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.71,0:03:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because.. Be.. [phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.92,0:03:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Petey, can it wait?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.03,0:04:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can it wait 'till...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.17,0:04:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'll come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.67,0:04:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'll come back tonight, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.13,0:04:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's fine. We didn't have anything else planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.63,0:04:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm sure. Let's just get it done tonight and we'll present tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.63,0:04:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it coming?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.51,0:04:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean that you haven't started yet? Where's Cathy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.75,0:04:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't she helping you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.15,0:04:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.52,0:04:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright, alright. See you later. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.52,0:04:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean she had to have known?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.36,0:04:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said it yourself. We are all guilty of denial.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.98,0:04:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've repressed what we don't want to deal with. It's all very Freudian but it's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.44,0:04:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.70,0:04:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, it's my job to listen. Listen, understand, react. That's why the pay me the big bucks, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.31,0:04:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What in your sick, deranged mind makes you think that a naked woman wearing a watch is going to make me go out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.52,0:04:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and buy one?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.03,0:04:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because subconsciously, you want to be her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.54,0:04:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women are going to see this chick on a billboard, or ad, or whatever it is that reflects back to them,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.90,0:05:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a beauty which they most desperately desired to attain themselves and they are going to respond.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.77,0:05:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The same way they respond to Liz, or Clarol, or Cosmo, or fucking Jockey.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.83,0:05:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know why? Because that's how needy you people are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.15,0:05:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.46,0:05:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Waiter] You called me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.69,0:05:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.04,0:05:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't call me? I thought I heard you call me. You don't need anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.06,0:05:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.16,0:05:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.92,0:05:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.07,0:05:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure you didn't call me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.67,0:05:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Arlene and Michael in unison] No!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.02,0:05:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that all about?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.56,0:05:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm never coming here again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.44,0:05:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone rings] Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.78,0:05:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Petey! You're brea...You're breaking up. Call.. Yeah.. Call me back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.60,0:05:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.06,0:05:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael, I've been meaning to talk to you. [Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.68,0:05:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Jody.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.05,0:05:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lis.. Listen, I'm thinking and I don't think it's such a good idea for me to come over tonight after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.82,0:05:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I.. I don't want to get in the middle of things with you and Thomas.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.47,0:06:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you guys have been married for a long time and I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.06,0:06:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I think you should try to work it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.87,0:06:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael typing a text message, phone keyboard key strokes]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.14,0:06:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't think I am being preachy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.72,0:06:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I being preachy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.34,0:06:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.12,0:06:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to give you your space, honey, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.02,0:06:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael typing a text message, phone keyboard key strokes, sends text message]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.06,0:06:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright. Yes, I'll be there in an hour. Probably something like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.78,0:06:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You barely touched your salads. Aren't you guys hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.70,0:06:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's on the phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.71,0:06:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see that. Fun date.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.43,0:06:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Alright. Jody, listen. You'll be fine, don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.52,0:06:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's only a man and they are interchangeable.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.29,0:06:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.87,0:06:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, she is so needy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.17,0:06:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, there's my target. She'll probably buy two watches.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.47,0:06:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you take my salad?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.06,0:06:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Did you want it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.10,0:06:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.65,0:06:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.48,0:06:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Petey, you were all over the place before. What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.66,0:06:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean Cathy doesn't want to work on the project with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.11,0:06:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's your partner, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.89,0:06:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need an Art Director on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.60,0:07:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It offends her moral sensabilities as a female?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.88,0:07:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't like women being treated as objects?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.31,0:07:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell her I said that women are objects.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.00,0:07:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.93,0:07:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as long as they allow themselves to perpetuate certain stereotypes by posing naked or provocatively, or suggestively
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.39,0:07:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and using their bodies and looks to get whatever the hell they want out of life, and succeeding quite well
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.69,0:07:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the most part, thank you very much. They will continue to be treated as objects
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.67,0:07:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they will continue to make a lot of money doing so. And so forth, and so on, ad infinitum.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.51,0:07:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, listen, listen. I'm not making this up. I'm just telling it like it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.18,0:07:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I am getting it from all ends. So, if she has a problem. Tell her to fucking call me herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.12,0:07:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise, get back to work or get the hell out of the way and let me hire someone who does want to be associated
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.61,0:07:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with an award winning fucking ad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.88,0:07:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.77,0:07:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grilled tofu. Vegetables, and steak. Will you be wanting anything else?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.96,0:07:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I think we are okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.27,0:07:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like mine to-go please.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.87,0:07:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.86,0:07:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't sit here with you another minute, Michael!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.73,0:07:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I've been attempting all night to talk to you about breaking up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.33,0:07:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean attempting all night?! We both have been on the phone all night.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.32,0:07:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon me..
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.86,0:08:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that we both have been preoccupied with other things. And to tell you the truth, I'm glad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.86,0:08:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's given me a lot of insight into who you really are. And, I gotta tell you, I don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.53,0:08:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.36,0:08:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.12,0:08:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.37,0:08:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, now. No reason to get upset with the waiter.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.22,0:08:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can I put this, Michael. I mean, I never thought you were perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.42,0:08:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But tonight, tonight you have indisputably proven to me what a dick you really are!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.83,0:08:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't think that's very fair!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.75,0:08:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a lesbian aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.45,0:08:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael and Arlene in unison] What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.69,0:08:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all over her face. I could tell by the way she was talking to her friend all night.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.36,0:08:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Deep concern." Furrowed brow. Why don't you just face up to it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.82,0:08:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell are you to talk to me in this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.97,0:08:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just answer the question. [Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.46,0:08:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you dig chicks?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.57,0:08:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael, are you going to let him talk to me this way?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.53,0:08:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.82,0:08:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, go ahead Michael. What's more important? What's going on here
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.47,0:08:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or what's going on there?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.36,0:08:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone is still ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.93,0:08:56.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you have been deeply immersed in conversation with Jody all night.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.67,0:08:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's my friend for Christ's sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.10,0:08:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, maybe that's what you have been trying to tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.61,0:09:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'll tell you this. After tonight, I just may switch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.40,0:09:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.75,0:09:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I called it the minute you guys walked in!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.46,0:09:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.58,0:09:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cathy?! Cathy!, Cathy! Listen to me, Cathy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.70,0:09:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to get started with Petey on this thing tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.82,0:09:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're presenting tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.94,0:09:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time for anymore dilemma bullshit. You can do all the moralizing you want
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.32,0:09:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you cash in your bonus checks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.50,0:09:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, checks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.55,0:09:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew you would. I knew you would, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.34,0:09:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, knock 'em dead, sweetheart like you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.86,0:09:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's a whore.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.74,0:09:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't we all.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.37,0:09:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. And, we are all afraid of the truth too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.38,0:09:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We like it neatly tucked away where no one else can see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.72,0:09:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, Jesus. Do you realize how much time we would save if we all just came out and said what we really felt?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.07,0:09:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eugene O'Neill says, "We hide ourselves behind the sounds called words."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.67,0:09:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was always more of a Harold Pinter man myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.37,0:10:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't he write a play called "The Dumb Waiter"?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.16,0:10:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but it had nothing to do with restaurants.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.40,0:10:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I'm not so sure I agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.40,0:10:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.58,0:10:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth. I think we need masks to hide behind. It keep things interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.77,0:10:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise, the show would be over before intermission.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.16,0:10:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.. You are pretty wise for a waiter.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.61,0:10:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I'm a writer. What is it you do again?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.16,0:10:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Advertising.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.13,0:10:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I figured.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.67,0:10:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.74,0:10:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I thought about doing that for a while. Copywriting, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.92,0:10:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.51,0:10:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too much bullshit. I hate bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.99,0:10:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at you talking on your phone all night doing business. That's bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.99,0:10:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you going to do? Technology. You don't have to wait for anything anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.61,0:10:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, just consider me a Luddite.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.49,0:10:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can keep your cell phones, your e-mails, your i-whatevers. I prefer to deal with people personally.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.59,0:10:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mano-a-mano. You are so immersed, you barely even flinched when I insulted your friend tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.08,0:10:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had my doubts about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.74,0:10:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marshall McLuhan calls it, "Acoustic Space."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.34,0:11:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, being a lesbian?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.66,0:11:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, what we are doing now. Talking. Unmediated all encompassing conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.91,0:11:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He saw all this coming. Technology taking over our lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.13,0:11:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's not get carried away.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.01,0:11:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just had to face up to what is a natural progression. Soon, there won't be any reason to leave the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.57,0:11:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you'd be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.24,0:11:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? The service here sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.59,0:11:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, that hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.09,0:11:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael, I want to make one thing perfectly clear to you. I know who I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.09,0:11:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need a fucking billboard in the middle of Times Square to tell me who I should be.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.35,0:11:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is going to sound really cliché, but the truth is you helped me learn something about myself tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.74,0:11:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am in love with Jody. And it took an evening with you to make me fully realize it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.04,0:11:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right. It does sound cliché.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.63,0:11:57.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.13,0:12:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you something else, Michael. The woman that her husband was having the affair with, that was me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.62,0:12:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.70,0:12:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I felt so terrible about it, I actually wanted to tell you tonight, but you know you're just so distracted all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.01,0:12:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm distracted?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.07,0:12:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.06,0:12:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you and your little friend all night?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.68,0:12:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sense a double standard here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.97,0:12:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phone's ringing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.33,0:12:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?! Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.38,0:12:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes. Hold on a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.02,0:12:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Thomas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.94,0:12:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thomas?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.50,0:12:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thomas?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.47,0:12:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop crying, Thomas. Please don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.51,0:12:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.91,0:12:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had to know she was going to react this way. What were you expecting?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.76,0:12:36.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.100,0:12:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said she's in love with someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.44,0:12:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Petey, what is it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.53,0:12:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she say who?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.81,0:12:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead, I'm listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.16,0:12:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.32,0:12:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Come again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.48,0:12:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not urban. Think island.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.92,0:12:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, the water can be blue. Blue. Blue-Green, I don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.65,0:12:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music plays through conversation]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.83,0:12:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Arlene] She did.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.04,0:12:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Michael] White sand.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.39,0:12:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]