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Ordering Pizza in the Future

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    (Pizza Plalace - Incoming call - detecting phone number...)
    [Phone rings] (Detecting National ID)
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    [Operator:] Pizza Palace. Guaranteed Hot in Thirty Minutes or it’s free.
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    This is Mary. May I take your order?
    (Loading record...)
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    [Customer] Hi ...er... Mary. Yes, I'd like to order.
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    [Operator - Q based on screen info: same afterwards] Is this Mr. Kelly?
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    [Customer] Er ... yes.
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    [Operator] Thank you for calling again sir. I show your National Identification Number
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    as 6102049998-45-54610. Is that correct?
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    [Customer] Er... yes.
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    [Operator] Thank you, Mr. Kelly. I see you live at 736 Montrose Court,
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    but you’re calling from your cell phone. Are you at home?
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    [Customer] I’m just leaving work, but I’m —
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    [Operator] Oh, we can deliver to Bob’s Auto Supply. That’s at 175 Lincoln Avenue, yes?
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    [Customer] No! I’m on my way home. How do you know all this stuff?
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    [Operator] We just got wired into the system, sir.
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    [Customer] (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your Double-Meat Special pizzas...
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    [Operator] Sure thing. There will be a new $20.00 charge for those, sir.
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    [Customer] Whaddya mean?
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    [Operator] Sir, the system shows me that your medical records indicate
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    that you have high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.
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    Luckily, we have a new agreement with your National Health Care provider that allows us
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    to sell you double meat pies as long as you agree to waive all future claims of liability.
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    [Customer] What?
    [Operator] Do you agree, sir?
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    You can sign the form when we deliver. But there is a charge for processing.
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    The total is $67.00 even.
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    [Customer] $67.00!!!
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    [Operator] That includes the delivery surcharge of $15.00
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    to cover the added risk to our driver of traveling through an orange zone.
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    [Customer] I live in an orange zone?
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    [Operator] Now you do.
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    Looks like there was another robbery on Montrose yesterday.
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    Hmm ... you could save $48.00 if you ordered our special Sprout Submarine combo
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    and picked it up yourself.
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    Comes with Tofu sticks. Those are very tasty, Sir. Good value too.
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    [Customer] But I want Double Meat!
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    [Operator] Well, I’m sure you can afford the $67, then.
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    You just bought those tickets to Hawaii. They weren’t cheap, eh?
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    Oh, but I see you checked out “The Budget Beach Bum” at the library last week.
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    Hmmm. Up to you sir.
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    [Customer] All right, all right... I’ll get the Sprout Subs.
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    [Operator] Good choice sir.
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    Gotta watch that waist if your hitting the beach, eh?
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    42 inches.
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    Wow. Man, I’d say tofu and sprouts is, like... required!”
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    [Customer - sputters] That’s how much?
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    [Operator] Just between you and me, there’s a $3.00 off coupon
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    in this month’s Total Men’s Fitness Magazine.
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    Your wife Betty subscribes to that, right? (pause)
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    Anyhow, clip that and it’s $19.99 even.
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    Whoa, looks like your maxed out on all your credit cards. Bring cash, ok?
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Title:
Ordering Pizza in the Future
Description:

the ACLU s version of ordering a pizza in the future.
scary !
See http://www.aclu.org/ordering-pizza and http://www.aclu.org/blog/technology-and-liberty/aclus-pizza-video-10-years-later

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