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(Pizza Plalace - Incoming call - detecting phone number...) [Phone rings] (Detecting National ID)
[Operator:] Pizza Palace. Guaranteed Hot in Thirty Minutes or it’s free.
This is Mary. May I take your order? (Loading record...)
[Customer] Hi ...er... Mary. Yes, I'd like to order.
[Operator - Q based on screen info: same afterwards] Is this Mr. Kelly?
[Customer] Er ... yes.
[Operator] Thank you for calling again sir. I show your National Identification Number
as 6102049998-45-54610. Is that correct?
[Customer] Er... yes.
[Operator] Thank you, Mr. Kelly. I see you live at 736 Montrose Court,
but you’re calling from your cell phone. Are you at home?
[Customer] I’m just leaving work, but I’m —
[Operator] Oh, we can deliver to Bob’s Auto Supply. That’s at 175 Lincoln Avenue, yes?
[Customer] No! I’m on my way home. How do you know all this stuff?
[Operator] We just got wired into the system, sir.
[Customer] (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your Double-Meat Special pizzas...
[Operator] Sure thing. There will be a new $20.00 charge for those, sir.
[Customer] Whaddya mean?
[Operator] Sir, the system shows me that your medical records indicate
that you have high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.
Luckily, we have a new agreement with your National Health Care provider that allows us
to sell you double meat pies as long as you agree to waive all future claims of liability.
[Customer] What? [Operator] Do you agree, sir?
You can sign the form when we deliver. But there is a charge for processing.
The total is $67.00 even.
[Customer] $67.00!!!
[Operator] That includes the delivery surcharge of $15.00
to cover the added risk to our driver of traveling through an orange zone.
[Customer] I live in an orange zone?
[Operator] Now you do.
Looks like there was another robbery on Montrose yesterday.
Hmm ... you could save $48.00 if you ordered our special Sprout Submarine combo
and picked it up yourself.
Comes with Tofu sticks. Those are very tasty, Sir. Good value too.
[Customer] But I want Double Meat!
[Operator] Well, I’m sure you can afford the $67, then.
You just bought those tickets to Hawaii. They weren’t cheap, eh?
Oh, but I see you checked out “The Budget Beach Bum” at the library last week.
Hmmm. Up to you sir.
[Customer] All right, all right... I’ll get the Sprout Subs.
[Operator] Good choice sir.
Gotta watch that waist if your hitting the beach, eh?
42 inches.
Wow. Man, I’d say tofu and sprouts is, like... required!”
[Customer - sputters] That’s how much?
[Operator] Just between you and me, there’s a $3.00 off coupon
in this month’s Total Men’s Fitness Magazine.
Your wife Betty subscribes to that, right? (pause)
Anyhow, clip that and it’s $19.99 even.
Whoa, looks like your maxed out on all your credit cards. Bring cash, ok?
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