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(Pizza Plalace - Incoming call - detecting phone number...)
[Phone rings] (Detecting National ID)

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[Operator:] Pizza Palace. Guaranteed Hot in Thirty Minutes or it’s free.

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This is Mary. May I take your order?
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[Customer] Hi ...er... Mary. Yes, I'd like to order.

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[Operator - Q based on screen info: same afterwards] Is this Mr. Kelly?

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[Customer] Er ... yes.

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[Operator] Thank you for calling again sir. I show your National Identification Number

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as 6102049998-45-54610. Is that correct?

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[Customer] Er... yes.

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[Operator] Thank you, Mr. Kelly. I see you live at 736 Montrose Court,

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but you’re calling from your cell phone. Are you at home?

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[Customer] I’m just leaving work, but I’m —

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[Operator] Oh, we can deliver to Bob’s Auto Supply. That’s at 175 Lincoln Avenue, yes?

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[Customer] No! I’m on my way home. How do you know all this stuff?

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[Operator] We just got wired into the system, sir.

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[Customer] (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your Double-Meat Special pizzas...

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[Operator] Sure thing. There will be a new $20.00 charge for those, sir.

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[Customer] Whaddya mean?

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[Operator] Sir, the system shows me that your medical records indicate

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that you have high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.

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Luckily, we have a new agreement with your National Health Care provider that allows us

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to sell you double meat pies as long as you agree to waive all future claims of liability.

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[Customer] What?
[Operator] Do you agree, sir?

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You can sign the form when we deliver. But there is a charge for processing.

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The total is $67.00 even.

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[Customer] $67.00!!!

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[Operator] That includes the delivery surcharge of $15.00

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to cover the added risk to our driver of traveling through an orange zone.

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[Customer] I live in an orange zone?

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[Operator] Now you do.

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Looks like there was another robbery on Montrose yesterday.

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Hmm ... you could save $48.00 if you ordered our special Sprout Submarine combo

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and picked it up yourself.

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Comes with Tofu sticks. Those are very tasty, Sir. Good value too.

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[Customer] But I want Double Meat!

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[Operator] Well, I’m sure you can afford the $67, then.

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You just bought those tickets to Hawaii. They weren’t cheap, eh?

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Oh, but I see you checked out “The Budget Beach Bum” at the library last week.

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Hmmm. Up to you sir.

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[Customer] All right, all right... I’ll get the Sprout Subs.

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[Operator] Good choice sir.

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Gotta watch that waist if your hitting the beach, eh?

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42 inches.

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Wow. Man, I’d say tofu and sprouts is, like... required!”

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[Customer - sputters] That’s how much?

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[Operator] Just between you and me, there’s a $3.00 off coupon

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in this month’s Total Men’s Fitness Magazine.

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Your wife Betty subscribes to that, right? (pause)

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Anyhow, clip that and it’s $19.99 even.

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Whoa, looks like your maxed out on all your credit cards. Bring cash, ok?

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