Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 3 Gag Reel (NSFW)

[Clapboard shuts.]

- We are rolling.

Are you safe from the gag reel, Manuel?
You got another starring role in it.

[Slide whistle]
[Boing]

Heather! Gonna have to step it up.

I've been watching You Tube tutorials,
and a simple pour ain't gonna

win you this rodeo.

[Glass breaks]

Like that?
[Crew laughs]

Hey! Hey!

He was gonna kill Nathaniel.

He had a -- [bleep].

- Run! Run, Rebecca, run!

[Kissing sounds]

Little left, little left. Left, left.

THERE we go.
[She laughs] There it is.

[Burps loudly.]

Excuse me, Scott?

I apologize.

Donna Lynn, is that you?

You know why they call it, uh,
beginner's luck?

Because...

It doesn't work the same time
when you do it a second time?

Wait.
[Laughter]

Doesn't work -- what is it? Sorry.

And the next thing you know,
you're in your dorm room,

surrounded by Urban Outfitters.

[Bleep!] I was on such a good --
[Applause]

[Laughs] We got it, we got it.
[Laughs loudly]

I can do it though. I have to.

Plant dead rats in Xiao Wong's kitchen,
while he's out visiting hospitals,

convincing sick children
they're Batman.

[Splutters]
[Laughter]

[Kissing noises]

Do -- do you want --
do you want your food, or

what do you want?

[She laughs]

[Laughs]

Oh, continue. Who wants to
take it to the top?

You wanna take it to the top?
What do you wanna take it by?

- No. That's fine.

Go back. Oh, [bleep] me.
Oh, continue.

Ready? No background.

[Bleep]
[Laughs]

Just pack the closet,
my sweetheart.

[Crash]
[He snickers]

[Laughter]
- All right. Still rolling.

You exhibit many of the
characteristics of...

the...

Borderline personality?

Yep.

[Laughter]

Hey Tasha! Nat, I'm gonna go
say 'bye to my friend.

OK.

Nat?

[Door slams open]
[Crashes into wall]

[Laughter]

Then do ironic divorce parties
and all their second weddings.

That's how you build a book.

Then you do their divorce parties
and all their second weddings.

That's how you --

What is it? That's how you
build a business?

Then we do their ironic --
divorce -- [Chuckles]

- You're a star. You're a
[bleep]ing star.

Noooo.
- Star!

What do I do, George?
[Thud]

What do I do, George?!
[Thud]

[Multiple thuds]

Tell me! What do I do?!

Good stuff.
Goood stuff.

[Loud male voices]

[Whispers] What's going on?

It's stuck between floors??

No, wait. I just bought that.
[Crew laughs]

- 5, 6, 7, 8. And forward.
And then look. [Drops it]

It's okay.

Hi everyone. I'm Rebecca --
[Snorts laughing] No I'm not.

- It's good to see you. It's great
to be back.

Really good to see you too, Rachel.
- Rebecca.

Rebecca! [Bleep] me.

My [bleep]ing beard came off.
[Laughter]

[Scary music]
I'm calling the police.

Josh! If you're not in my life,
you can't do this.

If you're not in my life,
I don't know who I am any more.

[Scary music builds]

[Music building to crescendo]

[Music fades, stops]

Line.

[Singing] We're expressing our pain
through the art of dance,

but we'll express so much better
without these pants.

There's so much pressure when
you're a thick, hot guy.

Um, it's -- I mean, it does --
WHAT?

- From the top?

I think I gotta take it from the pilot.
[Laughter]

Very sexy!

Why is everyone in this office
always talking about sex?!

Oh, go cry to H. R., Tim!

Oh, right! Those horn dogs?!
[She laughs]

[Crew laughs]
- Cut.

Happy to see ya.
[She sighs]

[Thud]
Aww.

[Thud]
Ahh.

[Button slips]
[Snickers]

I missed the button!
- Can we try it again?

So. You needed a name for your bars,
so I went to the -- [whispers] okay.

So, you need a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office, and

these were the ones that were
left over. No.

These are the ones that...
- Were taken!

Were taken. Sorry.

So, I know you needed a name
for your bars,

so I went to the trademark office,
and the ones that they already have --

Oh shit. What was it?

So! I knew you needed a new name,
or -- a name for your bars...

[Whines]
[Gibberish]

Here goes.

You needed a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office,

and here are the ones -- that they
were already in use.

One more time, sorry.
- Yep.

So! You need a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office,

and these are the ones that were taken.

Ant Time. Ant -- Oh, shit.
Ant Time, Ant -- ahh, I'm sorry.

Ant Time, Ant Power Time, Ant --
Oh! Insect Power Protein Time,

Insect Power -- Mm, SHIT.

Ant Time, Ant Protein Time, Super Good
Insect Protein Time, Super Good Ant Time,

and Uncle Josh's Ant Protein.

Which is confusing, because of "uncle"
and "aunt?"

But then I realized...If you're an
anteater, well, if you eat ants...

Awww.

They can be talking cats.

- In English?
Yeah!

[Laughter]
Okay. In English!

[People overtalking each other.]

[She laughs]
[Crew groans]

Tim. For your hearing next week, I am
going over your opening arguments.

Might wanna WIN a case for a change.

Sorry. Did you just get our names
confused?

Oh, shit. Did I?

Will you stop doing that, Paula?!
[Laughter]

How many times do we have to tell you?

They call me...Mr. Tim!

We play for keeps.

For keeps.

[They laugh]
- One more? Okay.

Yeah. You can try to win
some of the money

Tim makes for us,
big dumb moms.

[Laughs] Sorry. What's the line?
[Laughter]

Okay, I brought it back down.
It was a little high.

[Sniffles]

Aaahh! [Crash]
- Cut.

Crap. Didn't work.

[Male sings] And when she's not
around, I think about her naked.

Huh?
Nothin', kiddo.

My friend's Dad.
[Music ends]

Hey, wait. You need help?
You need help?

You're looking for help.
I heard Iris sigh.

Oh, no, don't be sorry. I'm --
I'm happy to see you.

[Bleep]! If that -- sorry.
What is it after that?

[Crew]
- I missed you, man.

Aw, that's sweet, Ira. Um --

What's that?
- Sounds like an air conditioner.

No no, no no.
That's part of the scene.

[Laughter]

I would like -- I'm, like, so good,
Aaron, like, thought

that I was really saying it.
- Still rolling.

[Sings] Da da da da, in Bahamas!
Da da da da, now Europe! [ends song]

[sotto voce] But it's all just Atlanta.
Everything is filmed in Atlanta.

Alene, I can hear you laughing.

I hear someone whispering. What?
You have a note? What?

What? Say it to my face.
[Laughter] What? [Laughs]

What's your note?

Tell me to my face, that I'm bad.

Wow, Aaron is just noting the [bleep]ing
shit out of me today.

What's up?
- Hey guys no talking.

Sounds like Todd.
- Taping a TV show!

Oh!
- All right.

Wow! Look at how I blamed Todd.
- Some of my best work. I try.

Could have sworn it was Todd, going like,
[Bleep]!

- Nope! That wasn't me.
[Laughter] - Not this time.

Oh, oh hi, post!

Is the beer for Todd?
Or is it Nina?

Oh, it's good beer.
Which means it's actually Kyla.

[Laughter]

Thanks for the update.

- Great. Let's do that again.

[Phone thuds]

What a great surprise, to see
Manuel dead on the floor.

[Laughter]

Welcome.

[Drum: rim shot.]

[Cabaret music.]