[Clapboard shuts.]
- We are rolling.
Are you safe from the gag reel, Manuel? You got another starring role in it.
[Slide whistle] [Boing]
Heather! Gonna have to step it up.
I've been watching You Tube tutorials, and a simple pour ain't gonna
win you this rodeo.
[Glass breaks]
Like that? [Crew laughs]
Hey! Hey!
He was gonna kill Nathaniel.
He had a -- [bleep].
- Run! Run, Rebecca, run!
[Kissing sounds]
Little left, little left. Left, left.
THERE we go. [She laughs] There it is.
[Burps loudly.]
Excuse me, Scott?
I apologize.
Donna Lynn, is that you?
You know why they call it, uh, beginner's luck?
Because...
It doesn't work the same time when you do it a second time?
Wait. [Laughter]
Doesn't work -- what is it? Sorry.
And the next thing you know, you're in your dorm room,
surrounded by Urban Outfitters.
[Bleep!] I was on such a good -- [Applause]
[Laughs] We got it, we got it. [Laughs loudly]
I can do it though. I have to.
Plant dead rats in Xiao Wong's kitchen, while he's out visiting hospitals,
convincing sick children they're Batman.
[Splutters] [Laughter]
[Kissing noises]
Do -- do you want -- do you want your food, or
what do you want?
[She laughs]
[Laughs]
Oh, continue. Who wants to take it to the top?
You wanna take it to the top? What do you wanna take it by?
- No. That's fine.
Go back. Oh, [bleep] me. Oh, continue.
Ready? No background.
[Bleep] [Laughs]
Just pack the closet, my sweetheart.
[Crash] [He snickers]
[Laughter] - All right. Still rolling.
You exhibit many of the characteristics of...
the...
Borderline personality?
Yep.
[Laughter]
Hey Tasha! Nat, I'm gonna go say 'bye to my friend.
OK.
Nat?
[Door slams open] [Crashes into wall]
[Laughter]
Then do ironic divorce parties and all their second weddings.
That's how you build a book.
Then you do their divorce parties and all their second weddings.
That's how you --
What is it? That's how you build a business?
Then we do their ironic -- divorce -- [Chuckles]
- You're a star. You're a [bleep]ing star.
Noooo. - Star!
What do I do, George? [Thud]
What do I do, George?! [Thud]
[Multiple thuds]
Tell me! What do I do?!
Good stuff. Goood stuff.
[Loud male voices]
[Whispers] What's going on?
It's stuck between floors??
No, wait. I just bought that. [Crew laughs]
- 5, 6, 7, 8. And forward. And then look. [Drops it]
It's okay.
Hi everyone. I'm Rebecca -- [Snorts laughing] No I'm not.
- It's good to see you. It's great to be back.
Really good to see you too, Rachel. - Rebecca.
Rebecca! [Bleep] me.
My [bleep]ing beard came off. [Laughter]
[Scary music] I'm calling the police.
Josh! If you're not in my life, you can't do this.
If you're not in my life, I don't know who I am any more.
[Scary music builds]
[Music building to crescendo]
[Music fades, stops]
Line.
[Singing] We're expressing our pain through the art of dance,
but we'll express so much better without these pants.
There's so much pressure when you're a thick, hot guy.
Um, it's -- I mean, it does -- WHAT?
- From the top?
I think I gotta take it from the pilot. [Laughter]
Very sexy!
Why is everyone in this office always talking about sex?!
Oh, go cry to H. R., Tim!
Oh, right! Those horn dogs?! [She laughs]
[Crew laughs] - Cut.
Happy to see ya. [She sighs]
[Thud] Aww.
[Thud] Ahh.
[Button slips] [Snickers]
I missed the button! - Can we try it again?
So. You needed a name for your bars, so I went to the -- [whispers] okay.
So, you need a name for your bars, so I went to the trademark office, and
these were the ones that were left over. No.
These are the ones that... - Were taken!
Were taken. Sorry.
So, I know you needed a name for your bars,
so I went to the trademark office, and the ones that they already have --
Oh shit. What was it?
So! I knew you needed a new name, or -- a name for your bars...
[Whines] [Gibberish]
Here goes.
You needed a name for your bars, so I went to the trademark office,
and here are the ones -- that they were already in use.
One more time, sorry. - Yep.
So! You need a name for your bars, so I went to the trademark office,
and these are the ones that were taken.
Ant Time. Ant -- Oh, shit. Ant Time, Ant -- ahh, I'm sorry.
Ant Time, Ant Power Time, Ant -- Oh! Insect Power Protein Time,
Insect Power -- Mm, SHIT.
Ant Time, Ant Protein Time, Super Good Insect Protein Time, Super Good Ant Time,
and Uncle Josh's Ant Protein.
Which is confusing, because of "uncle" and "aunt?"
But then I realized...If you're an anteater, well, if you eat ants...
Awww.
They can be talking cats.
- In English? Yeah!
[Laughter] Okay. In English!
[People overtalking each other.]
[She laughs] [Crew groans]
Tim. For your hearing next week, I am going over your opening arguments.
Might wanna WIN a case for a change.
Sorry. Did you just get our names confused?
Oh, shit. Did I?
Will you stop doing that, Paula?! [Laughter]
How many times do we have to tell you?
They call me...Mr. Tim!
We play for keeps.
For keeps.
[They laugh] - One more? Okay.
Yeah. You can try to win some of the money
Tim makes for us, big dumb moms.
[Laughs] Sorry. What's the line? [Laughter]
Okay, I brought it back down. It was a little high.
[Sniffles]
Aaahh! [Crash] - Cut.
Crap. Didn't work.
[Male sings] And when she's not around, I think about her naked.
Huh? Nothin', kiddo.
My friend's Dad. [Music ends]
Hey, wait. You need help? You need help?
You're looking for help. I heard Iris sigh.
Oh, no, don't be sorry. I'm -- I'm happy to see you.
[Bleep]! If that -- sorry. What is it after that?
[Crew] - I missed you, man.
Aw, that's sweet, Ira. Um --
What's that? - Sounds like an air conditioner.
No no, no no. That's part of the scene.
[Laughter]
I would like -- I'm, like, so good, Aaron, like, thought
that I was really saying it. - Still rolling.
[Sings] Da da da da, in Bahamas! Da da da da, now Europe! [ends song]
[sotto voce] But it's all just Atlanta. Everything is filmed in Atlanta.
Alene, I can hear you laughing.
I hear someone whispering. What? You have a note? What?
What? Say it to my face. [Laughter] What? [Laughs]
What's your note?
Tell me to my face, that I'm bad.
Wow, Aaron is just noting the [bleep]ing shit out of me today.
What's up? - Hey guys no talking.
Sounds like Todd. - Taping a TV show!
Oh! - All right.
Wow! Look at how I blamed Todd. - Some of my best work. I try.
Could have sworn it was Todd, going like, [Bleep]!
- Nope! That wasn't me. [Laughter] - Not this time.
Oh, oh hi, post!
Is the beer for Todd? Or is it Nina?
Oh, it's good beer. Which means it's actually Kyla.
[Laughter]
Thanks for the update.
- Great. Let's do that again.
[Phone thuds]
What a great surprise, to see Manuel dead on the floor.
[Laughter]
Welcome.
[Drum: rim shot.]
[Cabaret music.]