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Is This Free? (Short Comedy Film)

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    And a late for the lovely lady!
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    Thank you!
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    Hey!
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    Oh, do I know you...?
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    You do now.
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    OK...
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    Is this free?
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    - ‘Is this free?’
    - ‘Yes, of course!’
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    Standard question, standard response.
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    So standard, we forget to think.
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    Well I like to challenge standards.
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    Catch people off-guard.
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    Make them think.
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    Is this free?
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    No, it’s two pounds.
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    Oh, I’m sorry, are you waiting for someone?
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    Well, not exactly.
    The last guy only had a pound on him.
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    He went looking for the other 50p.
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    But if you've got two pounds on you now –
    it's yours!
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    But you only asked him only one-fifty!
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    Inflation!
    Oh, there he is!
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    I’m taking it!
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    Excuse me, so sorry, is this free?
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    Fuck-off.
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    Look old chap,
    I just asked for the seat!
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    I know. And I only asked you to fuck-off.
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    Well, I say,
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    Fuck-off yourself then!
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    Excuse me!
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    Is this free?
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    Just a minute!
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    Are you gay?
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    No.
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    Are you Muslim?
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    No!
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    Are you black?
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    No!!!
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    - But any of these are a problem to you?
    - No, no, no, no -
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    - Is this free?
    - Yes, of course.
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    But... I wouldn’t advise you to sit there.
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    They're watching this spot very carefully.
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    - Is this free?
    - Of course!
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    But could you help me with a quick survey I’m conducting?
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    - Sure!
    - Thank you!
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    - What’s your name?
    - Rosie.
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    Rosie. Lovely name.
    And your age?
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    22
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    Are you married?
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    No, I’m single.
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    Lovely. What's your profession?
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    I’m a hairdresser.
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    I bet you’re very good at it too!
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    Can I just take a quick photo?
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    - Really?
    - Smile!
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    - Like this?
    - Perfect!
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    Oh, you have a lovely smile!
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    What’s this for?
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    It’s an anthropological research
    for the S&D.
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    - Strictly confidential, of course.
    - I see...
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    What newspaper do you read?
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    The Sun
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    Very popular
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    What's your mobile number?
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    07 700 900 352
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    - And bra size?
    - 34 C
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    Lovely
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    Do you vote Labour?
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    No.
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    - Lib Dem?
    - No...
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    - Conservative?..
    - No!
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    Have you ever been or are you now
    involved in espionage or sabotage,
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    or in terrorist activity, or genocide,
    or between 1933 and 1945
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    were you involved in any way
    with persecutions associated with
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    Nazi Germany or its allies?
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    Erm, no?!
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    Is this free?
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    - I’m sorry?
    - Is this seat free?
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    Is there a problem if I sit there?
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    Yes! I mean... maybe?
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    I don't know... You could...
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    Sorry, who are you talking...
    who are you talking to?
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    Er, Trevor.
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    - Sorry, what’s your name?
    - Alice.
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    Alice: this is Trevor.
    Trevor: this is Alice.
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    This is awkward...
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    I think, yes, I think I better go -
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    No, no, please! I'm sorry,
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    have my seat!
    I insist!
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    So, oh yeah...
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    Do you have a My Space account?
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    No.
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    Do you drive or drive a Hummer?
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    I wish, err, no!
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    Do you consider yourself to have
    any kind of mental illness?
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    No!
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    - Drug addiction?
    - No!
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    - Lactose intolerance?
    - No!
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    - Communication disorder?
    - No!
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    Are you male?
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    NO!.. WAIT!
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    - well, you get the idea!
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    Of course, please -
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    Can I help you?
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    Very good!
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    Is this free?
Title:
Is This Free? (Short Comedy Film)
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
08:37

English, British subtitles

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