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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.88,0:00:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a late for the lovely lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.00,0:00:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.48,0:00:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, do I know you...?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.48,0:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do now.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.52,0:00:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.40,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this free?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.52,0:00:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ‘Is this free?’ \N- ‘Yes, of course!’
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Standard question, standard response.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.04,0:00:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So standard, we forget to think.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I like to challenge standards.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.36,0:00:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Catch people off-guard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.44,0:00:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make them think.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.75,0:01:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this free?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.12,0:01:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it’s two pounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.68,0:01:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I’m sorry, are you waiting for someone?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.64,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not exactly.\NThe last guy only had a pound on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:28.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went looking for the other 50p.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.68,0:01:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you've got two pounds on you now – \Nit's yours!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.16,0:01:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you only asked him only one-fifty!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.76,0:01:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inflation! \NOh, there he is!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.68,0:01:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m taking it!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.52,0:02:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, so sorry, is this free?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.32,0:02:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck-off.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.68,0:02:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look old chap, \NI just asked for the seat!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. And I only asked you to fuck-off.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.52,0:02:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I say,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.52,0:02:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck-off yourself then!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.76,0:02:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.96,0:02:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this free?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.40,0:02:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a minute!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.04,0:02:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gay?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.84,0:02:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.92,0:02:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you Muslim?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.16,0:02:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you black?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.44,0:02:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.56,0:02:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But any of these are a problem to you?\N- No, no, no, no -\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.20,0:03:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this free?\N- Yes, of course.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.32,0:03:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But... I wouldn’t advise you to sit there.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.48,0:03:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're watching this spot very carefully.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.68,0:03:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this free?\N- Of course!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.16,0:03:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But could you help me with a quick survey I’m conducting?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.24,0:03:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sure!\N- Thank you!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.80,0:03:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What’s your name?\N- Rosie.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.52,0:04:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rosie. Lovely name.\NAnd your age?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.16,0:04:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,22
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.36,0:04:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you married?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.92,0:04:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I’m single.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.96,0:04:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lovely. What's your profession?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.24,0:04:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m a hairdresser.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you’re very good at it too!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.08,0:04:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just take a quick photo?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.32,0:04:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Really?\N- Smile!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.88,0:04:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Like this?\N- Perfect!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.68,0:04:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you have a lovely smile!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.92,0:04:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s this for?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.64,0:04:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s an anthropological research\Nfor the S&D.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.68,0:04:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Strictly confidential, of course.\N- I see...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.72,0:04:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What newspaper do you read?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.48,0:04:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Sun
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.84,0:04:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very popular
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.00,0:04:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your mobile number?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.24,0:04:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,07 700 900 352
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.16,0:04:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And bra size?\N- 34 C\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.84,0:04:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lovely
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.28,0:04:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you vote Labour?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.08,0:04:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.08,0:05:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lib Dem?\N- No...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.76,0:05:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Conservative?..\N- No!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.64,0:05:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been or are you now\Ninvolved in espionage or sabotage,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.16,0:05:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or in terrorist activity, or genocide, \Nor between 1933 and 1945\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.72,0:05:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were you involved in any way \Nwith persecutions associated with\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.24,0:05:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nazi Germany or its allies?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.32,0:05:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Erm, no?!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.64,0:05:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this free?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.84,0:05:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I’m sorry?\N- Is this seat free?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.92,0:05:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a problem if I sit there?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.12,0:05:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! I mean... maybe?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.88,0:05:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know... You could...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.96,0:05:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, who are you talking... \Nwho are you talking to?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.76,0:05:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, Trevor.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.00,0:05:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sorry, what’s your name?\N- Alice.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.08,0:05:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alice: this is Trevor.\NTrevor: this is Alice.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.28,0:05:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is awkward...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.04,0:05:50.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, yes, I think I better go -\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.64,0:05:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, please! I'm sorry,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.00,0:05:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have my seat!\NI insist!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.28,0:06:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, oh yeah...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.92,0:06:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have a My Space account?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.28,0:06:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.80,0:06:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you drive or drive a Hummer?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.52,0:06:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish, err, no!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.92,0:06:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you consider yourself to have\Nany kind of mental illness?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.00,0:06:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.96,0:06:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Drug addiction?\N- No!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.24,0:06:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lactose intolerance?\N- No!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.92,0:06:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Communication disorder?\N- No!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.52,0:06:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you male?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.44,0:06:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!.. WAIT!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.20,0:06:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- well, you get the idea!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.00,0:06:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, please -\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.40,0:06:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I help you?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.36,0:06:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.24,0:07:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this free?\N