Jurassic Park and Hogwarts in Vietnam | Jurassic Park kaj Hogwarts en Vietnamio

Hello all

I'm Evildea. Your God.

and today the wife and I

are in a new Vietnamese city

the name of this city is Da Lat

I don't know if that is a Vietnamese name

or a French name

because everything here looks French

So, we've just arrived
at the first location

and I don't know where we are

because our guide doesn't speak
English at all, GREAT!

So, it seems that there's some
type of garden here

full of flowers ... I don't know ...

So, through my use of Chinese

I've discovered from another person
in this group, that

those flowers, the first you saw

are tea flowers

So, they grow tea here

she said that you can purchase
it really cheaply

for example, you can purchase
10 flowers for one US dollar

So, we've just arrived at
the second location

and we're now somewhere
in the mountains

I guess that we'll just
climb the mountain

and see the sights

part of our group wants to
do a group photo

Hopefully, someone can
translate that

because I have no idea what
it's about

So, this location seems to just
be a big Vietnamese garden

there's many flowers and decorated
bushes and trees etc ...

It always surprises me how little
people here

understand English

it's very rare that you'll find someone

outside the hotels who can
speak English

In fact, it's easier to find someone
who speaks French

or Russian, in fact, Russian
it quite frequent here

particularly in the southern
part of Vietnam

there's Russian everywhere, in
the hotels, on the streets

in the signs so forth, it's everywhere

So, based on my understanding of
Vietnamese

and my understanding of
picture language

this is some how related to ...
I guess ... strawberries?

So, nearly the whole time I've
been in Vietnam

except for when I'm in the cities

I don't wear shoes

because I just prefer to
not wear them

since I was a child,
I've preferred

to just touch the earth with
my real flesh

someone it feels better

it's as if the earth itself
is massaging my feet

I don't know if I'm a strange person
because of this

but ... f**k others ... I only
mention that

because people often look at me

and point at my feet as if

they want to say, "You don't have shoes

did you lose them?"

So, my wife now wants to ride
this water bike

So, it seems that the three of us
now want to ride the water bike

I don't know how well that
will work

So, I've just found out how
this water bike works

of course, you need to ride it

but at the same time, this
is the steering wheel

that moves to the left

and that to the right

and if you want to go
forward

you just leave it in the middle

There's my father-in-law,
what you doing?

Hello

So, we just finished the
water bike riding

and now I guess I'll just

walk around the garden.

I just found the Hobbit's toilet

Finally!

Oh, look at this very small
cute bench!

It's so alone

So, we've almost reached
the end of this garden

We're actually back at the start
again

We just walked in a big circle
around it

So, we just arrived at
a small city

which belongs to the local
minority nation here

and our guide said
through Chinese

that this location profited
a lot from France

when they ruled this location

because it has a special type
of tea

and because of this,
they developed and were enriched

So, I guess we're in the
Vietnam's Hollywood

because they have a sign there

which says the name of this location

I can't be certain but

I think that is a zebra

F**k ... it actually is!

That can't be a zebra!

I think someone just painted
that really unlucky horse

So, it seems that our cars
just arrived

Some random just sat next to
my wife

My guide is really hot

but don't tell my wife that!

This car and location
remind me

of the film, Jurassic Park

I think we'll soon enter the main
staging area

we'll enter through that massive door

and after that, we'll see T-rex
and other dinosaurs

So, we've just arrived on top
of this mountain

and I really feel like I'm in

Jurassic Park with this many
jeeps here

I need to move

So, I'm now wondering where
the T-rex is

and the other dinosaurs

I'm on top of the world

the farms there are so far that

they just look like a carpet on the earth

So, people really do paint
the horses!

I don't know if that's cruel

or if it bothers ...

What the f**k

My wife just randomly appeared
behind me

So, this is a Vietnamese plant

it is very rare

So, you're really lucky to see it

and that definitely isn't a real zebra

I just found a foal

It's so cute!

Hello

How are you?

You have really long balls

and that is all on the mountain

and now we're going to
the third location

So, we've just arrived at
the strawberry shop

and I was quite happy because
someone offered me

a strawberry to try out

and I ate it and it was really good

but then I wanted to eat a second

but they said I needed to pay

I just found a small strawberry

So, we just arrived at some station

and it's some how famous

but I don't know why

So ...

So, I'm on the platform
of this station

and it's obvious that's
it's no longer used

because people are just standing
on the tracks

and I just saw the Hogwarts train!

I'm very unhappy that I shaved
off my beard

because then I would act as
Hagrid

Harry Potter, the boy who lived!

You're a wizard, Harry

Did I do Hagrid well?

It's obvious, that no one can
read the sign here

which says, "Please don't climb
the train"

Now I need to find the platform,
9 3/4

1 ... 2 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
is somewhere there

I think I've finally found it

now I need to enter

So, I couldn't find the magical
land of Harry Potter

in that station

but I still hope

I'm an Esperanto speaker, right?