0:00:00.000,0:00:01.504 Hello all 0:00:01.504,0:00:03.701 I'm Evildea. Your God. 0:00:03.701,0:00:05.451 and today the wife and I 0:00:05.451,0:00:07.570 are in a new Vietnamese city 0:00:07.570,0:00:09.814 the name of this city is Da Lat 0:00:09.814,0:00:11.886 I don't know if that is a Vietnamese name 0:00:11.886,0:00:13.793 or a French name 0:00:13.793,0:00:17.350 because everything here looks French 0:00:19.833,0:00:21.623 So, we've just arrived[br]at the first location 0:00:21.623,0:00:23.167 and I don't know where we are 0:00:23.167,0:00:26.604 because our guide doesn't speak[br]English at all, GREAT! 0:00:26.604,0:00:30.274 So, it seems that there's some[br]type of garden here 0:00:30.274,0:00:32.609 full of flowers ... I don't know ... 0:00:34.955,0:00:36.704 So, through my use of Chinese 0:00:36.704,0:00:39.616 I've discovered from another person[br]in this group, that 0:00:39.616,0:00:41.866 those flowers, the first you saw 0:00:41.866,0:00:43.745 are tea flowers 0:00:43.745,0:00:46.332 So, they grow tea here 0:00:46.332,0:00:49.509 she said that you can purchase[br]it really cheaply 0:00:49.509,0:00:54.318 for example, you can purchase[br]10 flowers for one US dollar 0:01:11.008,0:01:13.046 So, we've just arrived at[br]the second location 0:01:13.046,0:01:15.069 and we're now somewhere[br]in the mountains 0:01:15.069,0:01:17.698 I guess that we'll just[br]climb the mountain 0:01:17.698,0:01:19.312 and see the sights 0:01:19.416,0:01:22.390 part of our group wants to[br]do a group photo 0:01:25.503,0:01:27.874 Hopefully, someone can[br]translate that 0:01:27.874,0:01:30.520 because I have no idea what[br]it's about 0:01:32.986,0:01:37.602 So, this location seems to just[br]be a big Vietnamese garden 0:01:37.602,0:01:42.862 there's many flowers and decorated[br]bushes and trees etc ... 0:01:43.062,0:01:46.034 It always surprises me how little[br]people here 0:01:46.034,0:01:47.448 understand English 0:01:47.448,0:01:49.548 it's very rare that you'll find someone 0:01:49.548,0:01:53.039 outside the hotels who can[br]speak English 0:01:53.039,0:01:57.156 In fact, it's easier to find someone[br]who speaks French 0:01:57.156,0:02:00.929 or Russian, in fact, Russian[br]it quite frequent here 0:02:00.929,0:02:03.659 particularly in the southern[br]part of Vietnam 0:02:03.659,0:02:06.505 there's Russian everywhere, in[br]the hotels, on the streets 0:02:06.505,0:02:09.008 in the signs so forth, it's everywhere 0:02:11.142,0:02:13.352 So, based on my understanding of[br]Vietnamese 0:02:13.352,0:02:15.840 and my understanding of[br]picture language 0:02:15.840,0:02:19.671 this is some how related to ...[br]I guess ... strawberries? 0:02:23.857,0:02:26.862 So, nearly the whole time I've[br]been in Vietnam 0:02:26.862,0:02:29.015 except for when I'm in the cities 0:02:29.015,0:02:30.623 I don't wear shoes 0:02:30.623,0:02:33.123 because I just prefer to[br]not wear them 0:02:33.123,0:02:36.792 since I was a child,[br]I've preferred 0:02:36.792,0:02:39.991 to just touch the earth with[br]my real flesh 0:02:39.991,0:02:41.483 someone it feels better 0:02:41.483,0:02:45.017 it's as if the earth itself[br]is massaging my feet 0:02:45.017,0:02:47.524 I don't know if I'm a strange person[br]because of this 0:02:47.524,0:02:50.799 but ... f**k others ... I only[br]mention that 0:02:50.799,0:02:52.799 because people often look at me 0:02:52.799,0:02:55.106 and point at my feet as if 0:02:55.106,0:02:57.648 they want to say, "You don't have shoes 0:02:57.648,0:02:59.115 did you lose them?" 0:03:05.312,0:03:08.743 So, my wife now wants to ride[br]this water bike 0:03:13.036,0:03:16.787 So, it seems that the three of us[br]now want to ride the water bike 0:03:16.787,0:03:18.888 I don't know how well that[br]will work 0:03:19.477,0:03:23.012 So, I've just found out how[br]this water bike works 0:03:23.012,0:03:25.029 of course, you need to ride it 0:03:25.029,0:03:27.888 but at the same time, this[br]is the steering wheel 0:03:27.888,0:03:29.986 that moves to the left 0:03:29.986,0:03:31.720 and that to the right 0:03:31.720,0:03:33.872 and if you want to go[br]forward 0:03:33.872,0:03:36.443 you just leave it in the middle 0:03:37.589,0:03:40.413 There's my father-in-law,[br]what you doing? 0:03:41.771,0:03:43.149 Hello 0:03:43.553,0:03:45.959 So, we just finished the[br]water bike riding 0:03:45.959,0:03:48.370 and now I guess I'll just 0:03:48.370,0:03:49.979 walk around the garden. 0:03:52.390,0:03:54.550 I just found the Hobbit's toilet 0:03:54.550,0:03:55.540 Finally! 0:03:58.822,0:04:01.315 Oh, look at this very small[br]cute bench! 0:04:01.315,0:04:03.071 It's so alone 0:04:03.161,0:04:06.084 So, we've almost reached[br]the end of this garden 0:04:06.084,0:04:08.382 We're actually back at the start[br]again 0:04:08.382,0:04:11.483 We just walked in a big circle[br]around it 0:04:15.543,0:04:18.539 So, we just arrived at[br]a small city 0:04:18.539,0:04:21.877 which belongs to the local[br]minority nation here 0:04:21.877,0:04:25.643 and our guide said[br]through Chinese 0:04:25.643,0:04:29.165 that this location profited[br]a lot from France 0:04:29.165,0:04:30.876 when they ruled this location 0:04:30.876,0:04:33.849 because it has a special type[br]of tea 0:04:33.849,0:04:37.566 and because of this,[br]they developed and were enriched 0:04:41.106,0:04:44.986 So, I guess we're in the[br]Vietnam's Hollywood 0:04:44.986,0:04:47.454 because they have a sign there 0:04:47.454,0:04:49.730 which says the name of this location 0:04:49.730,0:04:51.344 I can't be certain but 0:04:51.344,0:04:53.247 I think that is a zebra 0:04:54.048,0:04:55.968 F**k ... it actually is! 0:04:56.615,0:04:58.510 That can't be a zebra! 0:04:58.510,0:05:02.597 I think someone just painted[br]that really unlucky horse 0:05:03.250,0:05:05.560 So, it seems that our cars[br]just arrived 0:05:07.940,0:05:10.260 Some random just sat next to[br]my wife 0:05:12.802,0:05:14.947 My guide is really hot 0:05:14.947,0:05:16.870 but don't tell my wife that! 0:05:18.294,0:05:20.630 This car and location[br]remind me 0:05:20.630,0:05:22.660 of the film, Jurassic Park 0:05:22.660,0:05:26.612 I think we'll soon enter the main[br]staging area 0:05:26.612,0:05:29.182 we'll enter through that massive door 0:05:29.182,0:05:33.180 and after that, we'll see T-rex[br]and other dinosaurs 0:05:35.620,0:05:38.407 So, we've just arrived on top[br]of this mountain 0:05:38.407,0:05:40.286 and I really feel like I'm in 0:05:40.286,0:05:43.627 Jurassic Park with this many[br]jeeps here 0:05:43.627,0:05:45.096 I need to move 0:05:45.096,0:05:47.815 So, I'm now wondering where[br]the T-rex is 0:05:47.815,0:05:49.610 and the other dinosaurs 0:05:49.610,0:05:51.986 I'm on top of the world 0:05:51.986,0:05:53.938 the farms there are so far that 0:05:53.938,0:05:56.803 they just look like a carpet on the earth 0:05:58.943,0:06:00.907 So, people really do paint[br]the horses! 0:06:00.907,0:06:03.253 I don't know if that's cruel 0:06:03.253,0:06:05.408 or if it bothers ... 0:06:06.301,0:06:07.958 What the f**k 0:06:07.958,0:06:10.662 My wife just randomly appeared[br]behind me 0:06:10.943,0:06:12.831 So, this is a Vietnamese plant 0:06:12.831,0:06:14.294 it is very rare 0:06:14.294,0:06:16.631 So, you're really lucky to see it 0:06:19.948,0:06:22.587 and that definitely isn't a real zebra 0:06:22.910,0:06:24.890 I just found a foal 0:06:25.140,0:06:26.820 It's so cute! 0:06:26.820,0:06:28.190 Hello 0:06:28.451,0:06:29.560 How are you? 0:06:32.490,0:06:36.101 You have really long balls 0:06:46.513,0:06:48.574 and that is all on the mountain 0:06:48.574,0:06:50.783 and now we're going to[br]the third location 0:06:53.943,0:06:56.353 So, we've just arrived at[br]the strawberry shop 0:06:56.353,0:06:59.118 and I was quite happy because[br]someone offered me 0:06:59.118,0:07:01.147 a strawberry to try out 0:07:01.147,0:07:03.400 and I ate it and it was really good 0:07:03.400,0:07:04.919 but then I wanted to eat a second 0:07:04.919,0:07:06.576 but they said I needed to pay 0:07:09.858,0:07:12.506 I just found a small strawberry 0:07:15.434,0:07:17.690 So, we just arrived at some station 0:07:17.690,0:07:19.206 and it's some how famous 0:07:19.206,0:07:20.269 but I don't know why 0:07:20.269,0:07:21.576 So ... 0:07:21.886,0:07:24.379 So, I'm on the platform[br]of this station 0:07:24.379,0:07:26.392 and it's obvious that's[br]it's no longer used 0:07:26.392,0:07:29.009 because people are just standing[br]on the tracks 0:07:29.197,0:07:31.698 and I just saw the Hogwarts train! 0:07:31.968,0:07:35.049 I'm very unhappy that I shaved[br]off my beard 0:07:35.049,0:07:38.689 because then I would act as[br]Hagrid 0:07:38.689,0:07:42.029 Harry Potter, the boy who lived! 0:07:42.029,0:07:45.032 You're a wizard, Harry 0:07:45.594,0:07:47.902 Did I do Hagrid well? 0:07:47.950,0:07:50.961 It's obvious, that no one can[br]read the sign here 0:07:50.961,0:07:54.398 which says, "Please don't climb[br]the train" 0:07:54.670,0:07:58.683 Now I need to find the platform,[br]9 3/4 0:07:58.683,0:08:05.392 1 ... 2 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,[br]is somewhere there 0:08:05.512,0:08:07.876 I think I've finally found it 0:08:07.876,0:08:09.144 now I need to enter 0:08:13.483,0:08:15.793 So, I couldn't find the magical[br]land of Harry Potter 0:08:15.793,0:08:17.426 in that station 0:08:17.426,0:08:19.018 but I still hope 0:08:19.018,0:08:21.585 I'm an Esperanto speaker, right?