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Hello all

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I'm Evildea. Your God.

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and today the wife and I

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are in a new Vietnamese city

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the name of this city is Da Lat

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I don't know if that is a Vietnamese name

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or a French name

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because everything here looks French

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So, we've just arrived
at the first location

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and I don't know where we are

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because our guide doesn't speak
English at all, GREAT!

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So, it seems that there's some
type of garden here

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full of flowers ... I don't know ...

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So, through my use of Chinese

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I've discovered from another person
in this group, that

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those flowers, the first you saw

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are tea flowers

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So, they grow tea here

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she said that you can purchase
it really cheaply

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for example, you can purchase
10 flowers for one US dollar

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So, we've just arrived at
the second location

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and we're now somewhere
in the mountains

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I guess that we'll just
climb the mountain

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and see the sights

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part of our group wants to
do a group photo

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Hopefully, someone can
translate that

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because I have no idea what
it's about

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So, this location seems to just
be a big Vietnamese garden

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there's many flowers and decorated
bushes and trees etc ...

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It always surprises me how little
people here

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understand English

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it's very rare that you'll find someone

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outside the hotels who can
speak English

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In fact, it's easier to find someone
who speaks French

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or Russian, in fact, Russian
it quite frequent here

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particularly in the southern
part of Vietnam

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there's Russian everywhere, in
the hotels, on the streets

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in the signs so forth, it's everywhere

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So, based on my understanding of
Vietnamese

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and my understanding of
picture language

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this is some how related to ...
I guess ... strawberries?

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So, nearly the whole time I've
been in Vietnam

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except for when I'm in the cities

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I don't wear shoes

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because I just prefer to
not wear them

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since I was a child,
I've preferred

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to just touch the earth with
my real flesh

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someone it feels better

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it's as if the earth itself
is massaging my feet

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I don't know if I'm a strange person
because of this

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but ... f**k others ... I only
mention that

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because people often look at me

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and point at my feet as if

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they want to say, "You don't have shoes

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did you lose them?"

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So, my wife now wants to ride
this water bike

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So, it seems that the three of us
now want to ride the water bike

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I don't know how well that
will work

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So, I've just found out how
this water bike works

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of course, you need to ride it

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but at the same time, this
is the steering wheel

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that moves to the left

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and that to the right

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and if you want to go
forward

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you just leave it in the middle

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There's my father-in-law,
what you doing?

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Hello

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So, we just finished the
water bike riding

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and now I guess I'll just

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walk around the garden.

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I just found the Hobbit's toilet

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Finally!

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Oh, look at this very small
cute bench!

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It's so alone

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So, we've almost reached
the end of this garden

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We're actually back at the start
again

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We just walked in a big circle
around it

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So, we just arrived at
a small city

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which belongs to the local
minority nation here

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and our guide said
through Chinese

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that this location profited
a lot from France

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when they ruled this location

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because it has a special type
of tea

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and because of this,
they developed and were enriched

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So, I guess we're in the
Vietnam's Hollywood

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because they have a sign there

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which says the name of this location

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I can't be certain but

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I think that is a zebra

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F**k ... it actually is!

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That can't be a zebra!

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I think someone just painted
that really unlucky horse

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So, it seems that our cars
just arrived

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Some random just sat next to
my wife

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My guide is really hot

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but don't tell my wife that!

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This car and location
remind me

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of the film, Jurassic Park

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I think we'll soon enter the main
staging area

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we'll enter through that massive door

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and after that, we'll see T-rex
and other dinosaurs

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So, we've just arrived on top
of this mountain

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and I really feel like I'm in

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Jurassic Park with this many
jeeps here

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I need to move

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So, I'm now wondering where
the T-rex is

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and the other dinosaurs

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I'm on top of the world

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the farms there are so far that

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they just look like a carpet on the earth

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So, people really do paint
the horses!

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I don't know if that's cruel

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or if it bothers ...

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What the f**k

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My wife just randomly appeared
behind me

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So, this is a Vietnamese plant

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it is very rare

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So, you're really lucky to see it

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and that definitely isn't a real zebra

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I just found a foal

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It's so cute!

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Hello

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How are you?

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You have really long balls

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and that is all on the mountain

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and now we're going to
the third location

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So, we've just arrived at
the strawberry shop

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and I was quite happy because
someone offered me

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a strawberry to try out

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and I ate it and it was really good

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but then I wanted to eat a second

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but they said I needed to pay

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I just found a small strawberry

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So, we just arrived at some station

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and it's some how famous

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but I don't know why

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So ...

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So, I'm on the platform
of this station

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and it's obvious that's
it's no longer used

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because people are just standing
on the tracks

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and I just saw the Hogwarts train!

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I'm very unhappy that I shaved
off my beard

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because then I would act as
Hagrid

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Harry Potter, the boy who lived!

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You're a wizard, Harry

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Did I do Hagrid well?

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It's obvious, that no one can
read the sign here

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which says, "Please don't climb
the train"

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Now I need to find the platform,
9 3/4

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1 ... 2 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
is somewhere there

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I think I've finally found it

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now I need to enter

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So, I couldn't find the magical
land of Harry Potter

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in that station

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but I still hope

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I'm an Esperanto speaker, right?