Hello all
I'm Evildea. Your God.
and today the wife and I
are in a new Vietnamese city
the name of this city is Da Lat
I don't know if that is a Vietnamese name
or a French name
because everything here looks French
So, we've just arrived at the first location
and I don't know where we are
because our guide doesn't speak English at all, GREAT!
So, it seems that there's some type of garden here
full of flowers ... I don't know ...
So, through my use of Chinese
I've discovered from another person in this group, that
those flowers, the first you saw
are tea flowers
So, they grow tea here
she said that you can purchase it really cheaply
for example, you can purchase 10 flowers for one US dollar
So, we've just arrived at the second location
and we're now somewhere in the mountains
I guess that we'll just climb the mountain
and see the sights
part of our group wants to do a group photo
Hopefully, someone can translate that
because I have no idea what it's about
So, this location seems to just be a big Vietnamese garden
there's many flowers and decorated bushes and trees etc ...
It always surprises me how little people here
understand English
it's very rare that you'll find someone
outside the hotels who can speak English
In fact, it's easier to find someone who speaks French
or Russian, in fact, Russian it quite frequent here
particularly in the southern part of Vietnam
there's Russian everywhere, in the hotels, on the streets
in the signs so forth, it's everywhere
So, based on my understanding of Vietnamese
and my understanding of picture language
this is some how related to ... I guess ... strawberries?
So, nearly the whole time I've been in Vietnam
except for when I'm in the cities
I don't wear shoes
because I just prefer to not wear them
since I was a child, I've preferred
to just touch the earth with my real flesh
someone it feels better
it's as if the earth itself is massaging my feet
I don't know if I'm a strange person because of this
but ... f**k others ... I only mention that
because people often look at me
and point at my feet as if
they want to say, "You don't have shoes
did you lose them?"
So, my wife now wants to ride this water bike
So, it seems that the three of us now want to ride the water bike
I don't know how well that will work
So, I've just found out how this water bike works
of course, you need to ride it
but at the same time, this is the steering wheel
that moves to the left
and that to the right
and if you want to go forward
you just leave it in the middle
There's my father-in-law, what you doing?
Hello
So, we just finished the water bike riding
and now I guess I'll just
walk around the garden.
I just found the Hobbit's toilet
Finally!
Oh, look at this very small cute bench!
It's so alone
So, we've almost reached the end of this garden
We're actually back at the start again
We just walked in a big circle around it
So, we just arrived at a small city
which belongs to the local minority nation here
and our guide said through Chinese
that this location profited a lot from France
when they ruled this location
because it has a special type of tea
and because of this, they developed and were enriched
So, I guess we're in the Vietnam's Hollywood
because they have a sign there
which says the name of this location
I can't be certain but
I think that is a zebra
F**k ... it actually is!
That can't be a zebra!
I think someone just painted that really unlucky horse
So, it seems that our cars just arrived
Some random just sat next to my wife
My guide is really hot
but don't tell my wife that!
This car and location remind me
of the film, Jurassic Park
I think we'll soon enter the main staging area
we'll enter through that massive door
and after that, we'll see T-rex and other dinosaurs
So, we've just arrived on top of this mountain
and I really feel like I'm in
Jurassic Park with this many jeeps here
I need to move
So, I'm now wondering where the T-rex is
and the other dinosaurs
I'm on top of the world
the farms there are so far that
they just look like a carpet on the earth
So, people really do paint the horses!
I don't know if that's cruel
or if it bothers ...
What the f**k
My wife just randomly appeared behind me
So, this is a Vietnamese plant
it is very rare
So, you're really lucky to see it
and that definitely isn't a real zebra
I just found a foal
It's so cute!
Hello
How are you?
You have really long balls
and that is all on the mountain
and now we're going to the third location
So, we've just arrived at the strawberry shop
and I was quite happy because someone offered me
a strawberry to try out
and I ate it and it was really good
but then I wanted to eat a second
but they said I needed to pay
I just found a small strawberry
So, we just arrived at some station
and it's some how famous
but I don't know why
So ...
So, I'm on the platform of this station
and it's obvious that's it's no longer used
because people are just standing on the tracks
and I just saw the Hogwarts train!
I'm very unhappy that I shaved off my beard
because then I would act as Hagrid
Harry Potter, the boy who lived!
You're a wizard, Harry
Did I do Hagrid well?
It's obvious, that no one can read the sign here
which says, "Please don't climb the train"
Now I need to find the platform, 9 3/4
1 ... 2 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, is somewhere there
I think I've finally found it
now I need to enter
So, I couldn't find the magical land of Harry Potter
in that station
but I still hope
I'm an Esperanto speaker, right?