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Intolerable Cruelty (2/12) Movie CLIP - The Ass Nailer (2003) HD

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    Yeah.! Yeah.!
    [Woman Continues Screaming]
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    A silly misunderstanding... Mm-hmm.
    Someone nailed yo'ass.!
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    Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
    I'm gon' nail yo' ass!
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    I'm gon'nail yo' ass!
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    Yep, I nailed his ass.
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    I thought he'd outgrown trains.
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    They never grow up, lady.
    They just get tubby.
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    How charming. An aphorist.
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    Oh, yeah, I've always
    had ample proportions.
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    But believe you me, it's all muscle.
    I'm as hard as a rock.
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    I'm not one of these cream puff,
    sit-behind-the-desk private dicks.
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    I'm an ass-nailer.
    So I see.
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    Gym four times a week...
    hour and a half, plus stretching,
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    LifeCycle, LifeStep, LifeCircuit.
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    Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
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    I must say, for someone in your line of work,
    you don't exhibit a great deal of tact.
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    You want tact, call a tactician.
    You want an ass nailed,
    you call Gus Petch.
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    Christ, you seem to be
    taking it pretty good.
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    I seen 'em come in here, weep and
    wail like Baptists at a funeral.
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    Like they hired me to prove
    their husbands weren't foolin' around.
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    Don't get me wrong, Mr., um...
    Petch.
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    Gus Petch.
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    Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing,
    I am delighted that you found this material.
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    This is going to be
    my passport to wealth,
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    independence and freedom.
Title:
Intolerable Cruelty (2/12) Movie CLIP - The Ass Nailer (2003) HD
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Film & TV
Duration:
01:47

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