Try To Watch This Without Laughing or Grinning #59 (REACT)

- She and her son are gonna have
a loooong talk after this.

- Oh no!

- (cameraman) Oh no!
- No. Whoa!

♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

- (FBE) So today we have
a challenge for you.

- I hope it's not
a laughing challenge

because I suck at those. (laughing)

- If it's the don't
laugh thing, forget it.

- I love challenges, man. (laughing)

- (FBE) We're gonna
show you a series of videos...

- Okay.

- (FBE) ...and you can't smile
or laugh while watching.

- Yes! (laughing)
I'm so excited.

- I've failed this every single time,
usually on the first two videos.

I don't have high hopes, you know?

I should, but I don't.

- Oh, you can't smile or laugh?

(groaning) Come on!

These are the best.

- (FBE) As you know,
all these videos were submitted

by fans who are going
to make you lose the challenge.

- Gotta love fans, you know?
Gotta love 'em.

- This better be funny
and make me laugh,

because if it's not funny,
my reaction's gonna be very honest.

- (FBE) Since you're
our guest stars today,

we're gonna let you keep watching,
even if you laugh,

but we'll be keeping score.
- Oh gosh.

- The no laugh challenge
is the opposite of my life goal.

I'm trying to smile and laugh
as much as I can,

but, you know what,
for the sake of competition,

you gotta do what you gotta do.

Remember.
(imitates sizzling pan)

No laughing!

- No laughing.

I can't help it.
I'm already laughing.

- (toddler babbling)

- (mom) Everything's fine--
- Oh, she's breast feeding?

- Oh no, I love kids.
Kids are so funny.

- (toddler) You don't bite!
- (mom laughing)

- (toddler) You don't bite!
- (mom) Honey, honey.

- "Don't bite mommy."
Oh my god.

One of my son's
actually did the same.

- It's kind of difficult for her.
- (toddler) On your boobies?

- (chuckling)
- (mom laughing)

- (toddler) That's okay. It's great.

(buzzer)

- I love toddlers.
- (toddler) On your boobies?

- (mom laughing)
- No!

(buzzer)

- (mom) Do you know
what she's eating from mom?

Ava? Ava--

- Just looking at her,
she like... she must be about two.

She looking like, "What?"

- (Ava) Where's the chocolate milk at?

- (chuckling)

- (Ava) I don't see chocolate milk.

- The kids are always so innocent.
(buzzer)

- (Ava) Where's the chocolate milk at?

I don't see chocolate milk.
- I love chocolate milk, personally.

- You know what
I was thinking, though,

does anybody like strawberry milk?

- Oh my god. (exhaling)
- (mom laughing)

- I'm good.

- That would be pretty rad.

That would be pretty rad.

- (mom laughing)
- (Ava) Where's that chocolate milk?

- Oh my god, everyone
wants chocolate milk.

- She likes chocolate milk.

That's not funny at all.
- Nope.

- (cameraman)
Better luck next time, darling!

- (suspect) [Bleep]!
- Okay.

- (cameraman laughing)
Someone's angry. I'm okay, though.

- (cameraman)
Better luck next time, darling.

- (suspect) [Bleep]!
- (cameraman laughs)

- She must've got locked up
for stealing something.

- (cameraman)
Better luck next time, darling.

- (suspect) [Bleep]!

- Oh my god.

- (cameraman)
Better luck next time, darling.

- (suspect) [Bleep]!
- Woo!

Wow, that was quick.

- That's her dumb fault.
People these days.

- It was kind of intense.

- (Elmo) ♪ La la la la ♪

- (singing along) ♪ La la la la ♪

(cheerfully) Elmo!

(flatly) Friend.

- ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪
- Okay. Okay.

- (Elmo) ♪ La la la la ♪

- (high pitched voice) Elmo's world!

- ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪

- Pretty good meme.
All right, I'll give it that.

- It seemed like it was nighttime,
and there was

a random Elmo in the street.

That's scary.
- I'm sweating.

- I think-- you smiled, though.
- I did?

Dang it!
(buzzer)

- ♪ La la la la ♪

♪ Elmo's world ♪

♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪

- Poor Elmo.

Was it in the snow?

- ♪ La la la la ♪

♪ Elmo's world ♪

♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪

- Dude, come on!

- Just breathing through. I'm good.

- (Jimmy) So what do you guys
want to do today?

- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.

♪ (steamy music) ♪
- (snickering)

Damn it!
(buzzer)

- (Jimmy) So what do you guys
want to do today?

- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.

♪ (steamy music) ♪
- (cracking up)

I was like-- I was like trying
not really focus

on what's happening.

No!
(buzzer)

- (Jimmy) So what do you guys
want to do today?

- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.

♪ (steamy music) ♪
- Mm-mmm!

Mm-mmm!

- (Jimmy) So what do you guys
want to do today?

- (chiming in)
"Hang out with your mom."

♪ (steamy music) ♪
- Okay, that's gross.

- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.

♪ (steamy music) ♪

- That is really funny.

♪ (steamy music) ♪

- What else you got?

- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.

♪ (steamy music) ♪

- No, they're violating
Jimmy Neutron's mom.

- "The world's fastest reflex."

(slow-mo collision)
- Ooh!

Bust him right in his head, too.

Woo!

(slow-mo collision)

- (exhaling) Wow.
That was--

That's honestly me, though.

I feel like that's
happened to me before.

- Everything looks
terrible in slow-mo.

- Oh my god.
- Oh, it got him.

- Oh god.
This hurts.

- Not funny at all.

- I like how the people in the back
are just not even paying attention.

♪ (curse laden music) ♪

- "Mom finds eight grader's
Spotify playlist."

- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪
- Oh no.

- (mom) [Inaudible].

[Inaudible]--
- (snickering)

It's the fact that somebody
was watching her do it.

(laughing)
(buzzer)

- Mom, just stop. Just stop.

- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪

- Why does she keep going?

- (singing along) ♪ ...friends,
we get turnt up ♪

♪ We get turnt... ♪

Aaah, did I just laugh
because I got excited?

Ah, okay, whatever. It's okay.

It's worth it.
I got turnt up.

(buzzer)

- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪

- (chuckling) I'm sorry.

I can't. The mom's face.

Oh my god.
(buzzer)

- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪

- She and her son are gonna have
a looooong talk after this.

- Oh, they got a Jesus picture
right on top.

(hearty laugh)

(buzzer)

- (mom) Disgusting [bleep]
they were talking about.

- That is hard!
- (mom) Sex, suckin'...

and you think that's fine
and that's funny?

- She is mad.

- (mom) Well, tell me
what you want to say about this.

- (laughing)
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- She is mad!

Uh-oh.
- (cracking up)

(buzzer)

- (mom) ...disgusting [bleep]
they're talking about,

[bleep], sex--

- You don't to hear your mom
say those words.

- (mom) And you think that's fine
and that's funny?

- See, what she has
to do is start listening to it

and act like she likes it,
and then he won't listen to it anymore.

- (boy 1) Go!

- (boy 2) Let's do it.

- Oh no!
- (cameraman) Oh no!

- No. Whoa!
(explosion)

- (cameraman) Oh no!

- Those things are cheap-ass anyway.

Well, that's what you get.

You're lucky it didn't start a fire.

- (cameraman) Oh no!

- Who thinks to do that?
- (cameraman) Oh no!

(explosion)
- Aaah!

That is crazy.
- That's awful.

- That's not even funny.
- No.

- (child giggling)
- Wee!

He's gonna throw up.

- Oh no.
- This is awesome.

- (cameraman) He gon' fall
when he get up.

- I already want to laugh
because this kid is so cute!

(buzzer)

- Looks like the teacups
at Disneyland.

I hate that ride.

- There we go.

There you go!
- (dad laughing)

- That's what I'd do,
just lay on the ground.

- That's it.

Well, that's what children are for.

Your enjoyment.

- That's his best move, like,
trying to take a step, no chance.

All right, here we go.
- (laughing)

- (laughing)
(buzzer)

- The mom would care
if the kid got hurt or not.

The dad's just laughing
and keeps recording.

- (dad laughing)
- Oh my god.

- (FBE) You won!
- Yes?

That took-- oh my god.

No way!

- Yes! Woo, finally!

- Yes!
- (FBE laughing)

- Now I can laugh at them
and smile at them.

(laughing)

- It's a fun competition.

I'm glad I got to participate.

- Thanks for watching
us try not to smile or laugh

on the React channel.

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- (both) Thanks for watching!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bye!

- Hey, guys, I'm Zach,
React channel producer.

Thank you so much
for watching this episode.

I gotta go because I think Hunter Pence
actually wanted to hang out me.

- (cameraman) He doesn't.
- Oh. Okay.