Roast of Gabriel Iglesias (LCS Season 4 Ep. 6) Part One

Anthony: "3, Alright it looks like
Gabriel you have the

most votes and you will
be the one roasted.

Gabriel: "In the words of the dearly

departed Stella, "It's game time bitches!""

laughs

TY: "Traditionally a roast is you know you're

supposed to go there and
poke fun at the roastee.

Uh, which in this case is Gabriel.

I'm trying to think of the meanest things

to say, and it's kind of hard."

Rebecca: "Gabe are you totally cool

with it, this roast?"

Gabriel: "Oh yah! I wanted to be the one

being roasted, it's fun."

Gabriel: "I love all roasts, pot roast,

uh roasted chicken.

No I love any chance that people can rag

on each other and it's open season.

Oh my god that's the best."

Josh: "Of any of us, Gabriel made the

most sense to roast. He's very talented,

he's a heavy set fellow.

Who doesn't love a good fat joke."

TY: "Gabe's favorite flavor
of Snapple is gravy."

: "His umbilical cord is now being used

to inaudible clean at the dock."

Chris: "So what if he's fat it's not his

fault he's Mexican that's what they do.

It's gods way of telling them to stop

roofing houses."

"Damn."

"Hahahahaha."

Announcer: "From the Friars of
Beverly Hills!

Welcome to the Last Comic Standing roast

of Gabriel Iglesias!

With Phyllis Diller,

Gilbert Gottfried,

and Alonzo Bodden.

Please welcome Anthony Clark!"

Anthony: "Thank you very much.
Hello and welcome.

Tonight these comics are going to take on

one of the Friar's most time
honored traditions.

We do them through the fiery pits of

comedy from a man you probably know

from the Opie and Anthony show.

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome

your roast master, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton!"

Jim: "Thank you, thanks everybody.

I appreciate you all coming I take it you're

all in a good mood I hope
you're feeling good.

Silence

Wow that was nice.

*Audience Laughs*

So I'll try to suck on the way out.

Hey how are you, "Well he's not funny."

*Audience Laughs*

Here are the 3 celebrity judges to be very

honest with you, the first one really needs

no introduction.
She was a pioneer in comedy,

Ms. Phyllis Diller.

Your next judge is a comedian and actor

we all know, uh, from the blockbusters like

"The Amazing Floydini"

Please welcome, Gilbert Gottfried.

And uh, going in the order of fame,

your final judge.

He won uh, season 3 of
Last Comic Standing,

uh which occurred 25 minutes after

season 2 had ended.

Please welcome, Alonzo Bodden.

For those of you that dont know Gabriel,

hes actually a pretty well known guy.

He's certainly not an amateur.

Umm he has a huge following and uh their

all Mexican which is great because he shows

up at a club and just does
his act in the kitchen."

Captioned by Danyoul