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Famous Last Words 2

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    (snaps fingers)
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    Cliff diving without water is a lot safer.
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    There's no way you can drown!
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    If I drink this, I'll glow. It's science.
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    Whatever, sign.
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    I'll yield when I want to yield.
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    How could I possibly catch on fire?
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    My body is 70% water.
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    When you leave Chinese food out
    for few months, it really brings out the flavor.
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    Uh, I don't need a gas mask.
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    I've had gas before.
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    Of course they're good for you.
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    They're pills!
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    Now you've seen a man ride a horse...
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    but have you ever seen a horse ride a man?
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    You don't think I could swallow three golf balls?
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    If I don't get bit by a spider,
    how will I ever get superpowers?
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    If I don't jump into the radioactive waste,
    how will I ever get super powers?
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    Of course I can fly.
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    I'm wearing a cape.
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    Quick! We gotta get this dynamite
    to the explosion factory!
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    Oh, so you think I'm too scared
    to rip out my own brain stem?
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    Scissor race!
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    If we cover ourselves in steak,
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    the wolves will think we're
    dead cows and leave us alone.
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    If you snort mayonnaise, it's less calories.
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    My toast won't come out. Bring me a fork!
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    And pour some water on me.
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    It's hot in front of this toaster.
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    Wow! From way up here
    on this metallic structure,
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    you can really see the lightning!
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    No, Doctor. Don't wash your hands.
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    I don't want my insides to smell like soap.
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    Why pay $20 for a haircut when I have
    a perfectly good chainsaw right here.
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    Bring it on, zombies!
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    Bring it on, ninjas.
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    Bring it on, ninja-zombies!
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    I don't have time to wait for the elevator.
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    I'll just jump it.
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    (thud)
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    (thud)
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Title:
Famous Last Words 2
Description:

Never say these 25 things.
Watch the Mythical Show - http://bit.ly/MythShow10
Watch the original Famous Last Words - http://youtu.be/jpdOyoqsXzo

Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-Written by: NSP - http://www.youtube.com/NinjaSexParty
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Director of Photography: Benjamin Eck
Editor: Benjamin Eck
Additional Editing: Josh Frackleton, Brian Jaggers,
Production Coordinator: Kendall Kanoa Hawley

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PO Box 6578
Burbank CA 91510

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:54

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