SANTA ATE MY COOKIES -lyrics by Ed Barry

(reggae music)

- Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

It was Christmas Eve in the island

Our house was all lit up and stylin'

We were waiting for Santa to show at our door

No we don't have a chimney

No need for that chore

I left out the cookies

And milk so we can bond

We all know Santa likes to cry

Oh, oh, Santa you didn't know

I put something special in my cookie dough

Oh, oh, Santa you getting high

Let the reindeer know
before they take off to fly-y

Hi, Santa Claus, giggling at the tree

Laughing so loud that I came down to see

Santa was so hungry,
so I fixed him some food

I cooked up some chicken
and I gave him beer too

This Christmas time

The cookies were the special kind

Santa Clause was all mine

'Cause I never let him know
about my cookie dough

I've never seen Santa move so fricking slow

Hurry up there, you got places to go

I know it's nice here 'cause we get no snow

I feel the [?] beginning to blow

Ho, ho, ho