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It's always sunny-bird law

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    MAC: All right, Charlie, we
    are going to be gentlemen.
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    CHARLIE: Yeah.
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    MAC: We have the
    law on our side.
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    We just show them the deed, and
    then they vacate the premises,
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    and that's it!
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    No reason to be
    animals about it.
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    CHARLIE: And they changed
    the locks, didn't they?
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    MAC: Yes, they did.
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    CHARLIE: You were right.
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    Frank, they changed
    the locks, bud.
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    FRANK: I'm killing these people.
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    They're uncivilized deadbeats.
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    CHARLIE: Let's smash the door.
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    MAC: All right, ready?
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    CHARLIE: Let's go.
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    MAC: Here we go.
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    ALL: And a one, and
    a two, and a three!
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    Whoa!
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    [GROAN]
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    CHARLIE: Shut up.
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    MAC: That was a bummer.
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    [GROAN]
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    FRANK: Man.
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    [INAUDIBLE]
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    DENNIS: Got to admit,
    that's, uh, that
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    felt very unsatisfying to me.
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    ALL: Yeah.
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    MAC: I didn't like that.
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    CHARLIE: Should you guys, um--
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    DENNIS: What is--
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    FRANK: No.
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    CHARLIE: Yeah.
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    MAC: Try and spin it--
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    [INTERPOSING VOICES]
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    DENNIS: Let's just
    give it another shot.
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    ALL: And--
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    FRANK: Ooh!
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    MAC: Ah, give it another one.
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    FRANK: Kick it.
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    MAC: Another one.
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    [VOICES]
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    CHARLIE: Nice! [INAUDIBLE]
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    HOMEOWNER: My door!
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    FRANK: My door, deadbeat.
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    My door.
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    And what's this shyster
    lawyer doing here?
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    LAWYER: Well, it's just so nice
    to see you again, Mr. Reynolds.
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    I see you're still
    just horrible.
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    FRANK: Yes, you're horrible
    too, and I hate your tie.
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    CHARLIE: Uh, hey--
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    LAWYER: You know what?
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    This family behind me
    has 90 days to vacate.
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    FRANK: [INAUDIBLE]
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    LAWYER: Until then,
    you can't touch them.
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    FRANK: That's bullbird, man.
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    MAC: Uh--
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    CHARLIE: Let me--
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    FRANK: What do you got there?
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    CHARLIE: Let me
    handle this, Frank.
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    It's not bullbird.
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    MAC: Yeah, uh, [INAUDIBLE].
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    CHARLIE: He's making
    a few good points.
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    Look, buddy, I know
    a lot about the law
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    and various other lawyerings.
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    I'm well educated, well versed.
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    I know that situations like
    this, real estate-wise,
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    they're very complex.
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    LAWYER: Actually,
    they're pretty simple.
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    The forms are all
    standard boilerplate.
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    CHARLIE: OK.
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    Well, we're all hungry.
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    We're going to get to our hot
    plate soon enough, all right?
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    But let's talk about
    the contract here.
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    LAWYER: Sorry, I forgot.
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    Where did you go to
    law school again?
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    CHARLIE: Uh, well, I could ask
    you that very same question.
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    LAWYER: I went to Harvard.
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    CHARLIE: Oh, mhm.
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    LAWYER: How about you?
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    CHARLIE: Where?
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    LAWYER: Yep.
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    CHARLIE: I'm pleading
    the fifth, sir.
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    LAWYER: Mhm, I'd
    advise that you do.
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    CHARLIE: And I'll take that
    advice into cooperation,
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    all right?
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    DENNIS: Ugh.
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    CHARLIE: Now let's say you and
    I go toe-to-toe on bird law
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    and see who comes
    out the victim.
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    LAWYER: You know, I don't
    think I'm going to do anything,
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    um, close to that.
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    And I can see clearly you
    know nothing about the law.
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    It's seems like you
    have a tenuous grasp
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    on the English
    language in general.
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    CHARLIE: Uh, well-- filibuster.
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    LAWYER: Do you--do you
    know what that word means?
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    CHARLIE: Yep.
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    LAWYER: Now what's that mean?
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    CHARLIE: Ah-- Ah!
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    [BANG]
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    LAWYER: I, I'm gonna--
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    CHARLIE: Ah!
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    LAWYER: We're gonna leave.
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    CHARLIE: Oh!
Title:
It's always sunny-bird law
Description:

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:22

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