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Shit Asian Moms Say

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    Cho-oy! You look like prostitute! Go put on pants!
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    Do you have boyfriend?
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    Don't change boy like you change t-shirt!
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    Is he risch?
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    Why you so dark!?
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    Is he the black guy?
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    Why you go out everyday trying to have the sex!?
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    Why you go out, you try to sell drug!?
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    Why you like the black guy??
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    I raised you all by myself.
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    How many boyfriend you have?
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    Donnn~'t forget your culture.
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    The Walk.mov
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    I know you try the sex every day!
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    So embarrass me!
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    Why you eat outside all the time, waste the money? Eat at home!
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    BE GOOD BOY!
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    La-la- laaaaast niiiiight~
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    Bere- be- haya, HONEY DO FOR ME!
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    HONEY, DO FOR ME!
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    HONEY, DO FOR ME!
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    HONEY.. DO FOR ME!
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    DO FOR ME!
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    BUY ONE GET ONE FREE :D
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    ta ta ta ta, HONEY DO FOR ME!
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    Confucius say:
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    "HONEY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!"
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    I already make dinner.
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    DAGITDA TABLE READY!
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    Eat, eat, eat! Eat!
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    My son is so lazy!
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    Is this your friend? SO HANDSOME!
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    How come my son not like your son?
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    Sit straight.
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    NO SHAKEY LEG!
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    NO ELBOW!
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    My daughter so fat.
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    So skinny, you need to eat more!
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    gasp, WHY YOU SO FAT
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    SO. FAT.
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    CHOY-OY, HOW MANY TIME I TELL YOU YOU ARE NOT MY SON, ANYMORE YOU SO RESPECT ME!
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    ding a ling a ling a ling!
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    HELLO~! :3
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    Hello~~~
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    My son is so stupid.
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    YOU SO STUPID.
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    STUPID!
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    STUPID-
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    WHY YOU SO STUPID?
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    SO, STUPID!
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    AI~GU~HUuuU!
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    Hai! Hello pretty princess!
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    You don't like it here? Go join their family!
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    You need to finish your food! There is hungry children in Africa!
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    gasp! Aya!
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    A~ya!
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    Aya!
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    Aya!
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    Aya.
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    Ai~yah!
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    I, YEA
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    rough inhalation aaaa~yaaaaaa~
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    Soy milk? Is good!
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    Waaaaa!
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    DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
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    Is that your boyfriend? I tell you no boyfriend!
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    What the hell you looking, hah!?
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    Honey, is that your girlfriend? Hello!!!!
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    AYA, POKAI
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    B? B is for BITCH!
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    This part doesn't really matter to be honest that's it that's the video
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Shit Asian Moms Say
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Shit Asian Moms Say. Sequel to Shit Asian Dads Say.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:46
HEALTHY EATING YOU'LL edited English subtitles for Shit Asian Moms Say
HEALTHY EATING YOU'LL edited English subtitles for Shit Asian Moms Say

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  • Revision 2 Edited (legacy editor)
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