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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna. Krishna;
Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna. Krishna;
Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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''You dwell in my heart.''
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''Whether its dusk or dawn.''
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''Whether in light or darkness.''
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''You're always with me.''
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lt was my mother's dying wish..
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..to take the entire 'Bhajan
Mandli' group along with their family..
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..on a trip to Badrinath.
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Please do come.
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Of course.
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Please join us on the trip..
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..and pray for my mother's soul.
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My mother.
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Why do souls become
restless after they die?
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l mean, once you're dead
it's the end of all problems.
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Why become restless?
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That's not it.
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Suppose the deceased
has a unfulfilled wish.
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Then his son will fulfil it.
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You won't go on the trip.
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Get that.
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Her mother was in the hospital
for two years.
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And he didn't even come take a look.
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He was making dollars in America.
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This charade is for the world.
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Not for his mother's soul.
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No need to look so depressed..
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..you won't get an off.
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Get that.
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Just one idol left!
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By the way, where's the trip headed?
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l can't believe you're coming with us.
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The children are so happy.
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She thinks you are crazy.
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l am going on a visit to the temple.
- ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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Where is he?
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- A dozen of
pot-bellied Ganesh idols. - What!
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Those Krishnas worth 250.
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Eight of those brawny Hanumans.
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- What are you saying? - And
five of those 'Sherawali'.
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The lady sitting on the tiger.
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What's the total?
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Three dozen, sir.
- Three dozen, right!
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Then, three Sai Babas bonus.
- What?
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They are in a big demand.
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Send it to the white
Volvo parked there. - Okay.
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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What did you give him?
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Give me too. - Funny, people are
distributing alcohol like offerings..
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What's that?
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What should l say?
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Water of Ganges.
- Yes, yes.
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Oh, give me some.
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Why is it so bitter?
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Because the Ganges is polluted.
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Oh!
- Yes.
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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Apologise. They were fasting.
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Hello.
- We were fasting.
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And you gave us alcohol.
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Alcohol is permitted in fasts.
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lt's made from sugarcane.
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lt fills you with energy,
and makes you lightheaded.
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- Rascal. Keep the phone down.
- You'll never learn.
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Abusing in the month of
'Shravan' (pious month).
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See. Truth sounds bitter than liquor.
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There's a limit to cracking jokes.
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Papa, please.
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What you did yesterday,
is a sin in mummy's view.
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And mummy's fasting
today to repent for it.
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l want to know.
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How can she repent
for my sins by fasting?
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Sushila, it's like
your phone's on charging..
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..and my battery's getting charged.
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ls it Wi-fi?
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Chintu, careful.
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Papa.
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Get down.
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Papa, we're practising.
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Today's 'Janmastami'.
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You've your exams tomorrow.
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Who will write that?
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Get down!
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Why do you always stop
for religious things?
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He'll be absolutely fine.
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My son's playing Govinda.
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My son won't become
Govinda or Chunkey Pandey.
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He'll grow up to become a cricketer.
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Get down. Get down.
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Come on.
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Mahadev.
- Coming.
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- Let's go.
- Come soon.
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Listen.
Remove the tag of Rs.250 from..
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..all the new idols that we bought.
- Yes.
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Now, watch how l sell
it for 10-12 thousand.
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And keep one idol from
each on display. - Okay.
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Understand?
- Yes.
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Come on.
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One and only one piece in the world.
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This idol appeared from the ground..
- Yes.
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..when the temple at
Badrinath was being built.
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What are you saying?
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A great sage from Dwarka set
out for a journey on foot..
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..and that afternoon the
sun was really scorching..
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..l gave him a jug of water to drink.
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He was so pleased.
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And gave me this idol.
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And this idol turned my luck around.
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l bought this, once a rented shop..
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..and a three room
house in Bhooleshwar.
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With terrace.
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With terrace.
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Amazing!
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Mr. Kanji, sell this idol to me.
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l am in big trouble.
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l'll rot in hell
if l even think of selling my Lord.
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Sell the God? Look
at what he's saying.
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Mischievous... Lord.
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Listen carefully.
- Yes.
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You can hear His flute.
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lt's time for him to play His flute.
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What are you saying?
- Try to hear with devotion.
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Listen, you can hear
the echo of Mathura.
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Rajastan, Om Sai Ram.
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Heard it?
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Can you hear?
- Yes, yes.
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Now leave. - Sell this idol to me.
Please, Mr. Kanji.
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l'll let this idol out of my sight..
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..only when that
special person arrives.
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The chosen one.
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Who is that?
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The sage had said that
''A great devotee of Sai..
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''..from Rajasthan
will come for His ldol''.
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That's amazing.
- What?
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That's me.
- No, no.
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Look, there's my car.
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RJ, Rajasthan.
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And it also has an 'Om Sai' sticker.
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That's true.
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What did you say your name was?
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Bhanwar Lal.
- Bhanwar Lal?
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Mahadev...it's him?
- What?
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Who?
- lt's him?
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What happened? - The sage had
written your name himself.
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Look.
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Bhanwar Lal.
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l don't understand
a word that's written here.
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lt's written in Madrasi.
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He was a Madrasi.
Though he lived in Dwarka but, look..
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Great.
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This idol now belongs to you.
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Thank you.
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Great.
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Kanji Money?
- Bhanwar Lal.
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You only listen, but don't understand.
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l said l won't
charge you for this idol..
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..but l will have to pay the sage.
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Yes, of course.
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Here you go. 100 rupees.
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Only 100..
- Mahadev. Mahadev.
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This is a question of devotion.
We cannot force anyone.
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Do you how much l had at that time?
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Only 20 rupees.
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Only 20 rupees. Remember?
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So do you know what l did?
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l was wearing a similar gold chain.
And l gave that to him.
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lt's all about faith.
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Anything you give is less.
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Anything you give is less.
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Wow. What a thought.
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Not just my gold chain,
l will give up my gold ring too.
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That's it.
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Here. Here you go.
- Great. Take of everything.
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Take of everything.
- Take it.
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Great, great, great.
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Glory to..
- Lord Krishna!
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Glory.
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Now, where will this idol emerge from?
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From the land of Mathura, where else?
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Glory to Sri Kanji Lalji Mehta.
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Glory to you.
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As long as people
believe in toys like this..
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..our business will prosper.
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Kanji. This is the God's idol,
don't call it a toy.
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The Lord is only a delusion.
- Yes, let's go.
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lsn't that Chintu?
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Yes.
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Yes, that's him.
- Yes.
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Yes. He's dancing so well.
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l'll put an end to all this.
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Shut down the shop and
get the scooter. - Yes.
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Come on.
- Kanji. - Yes.
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Look after my shop for a month.
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Why?
- l'm going on Haj.
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l suggest that you
get your shop fixed..
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..rather than going on a Haj.
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God save me from devils.
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Your shop will come crashing
down even if anyone sneezes.
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Let's go.
- Coming.
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Feed them worth 10 rupees.
- Okay.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj.
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Let the 'Janmastami'
festivities begin.
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''You're so striking.''
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''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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''You're so striking.''
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''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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''But we promise.''
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''We won't let you go.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''You're so striking.''
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''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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''You're so striking.''
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''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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''But we promise.''
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''We won't let you go.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.''
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''ln my body.''
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''11, 12, 13...''
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''11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.''
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''ln my body.''
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''Don't look now.''
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''My eyes are spitting fire.''
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''This sight looks so colourful.''
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''You're so talked about,
you're so unique.''
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''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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''But we promise.''
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''We won't let you go.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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Just one more place left to visit.
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Mishra.
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You call me from Kashi for a day..
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..and make me travel the entire day.
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lt's a small area.
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Once you give them your blessings..
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..they'll cast their votes for me.
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Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj.
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''What's this fervour?''
''What's this obsession?''
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''What's this craze?''
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''What's this fervour?''
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''Tell me. Tell me.''
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''What's this fervour?''
''What's this obsession?''
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''What's this craze?''
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''What's this passion all around?''
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''We'll lose ourselves in your joy.''
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''We'll lose
ourselves in your devotion.''
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''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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''But we promise.''
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''We won't let you go.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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Look, Sonakshi Sinha.
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She is Rowdy,
my Rathore's in the next alley.
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Let's go. Come on.
- Yes.
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''Break the pot.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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Begin with the festivities.
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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What's going on here? Move.
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Get down
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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Come here.
- Yes.
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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Break it.
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Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear!
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Calm down! Calm down!
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lt's the Swami's orders.
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Calm down!
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Calm down! Calm down!
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What orders?
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Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj has just said..
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..that Lord Krishna is very pleased..
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..to see the crowd
that has gathered around..
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..for the 'Janmastami' festivities.
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And today He'll eat milk
and butter from His devotees.
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Yes, He'll drink milk and eat butter.
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And Siddeshwar
Maharaj also says that..
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..this auspicious
opportunity will last only for an hour.
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Only one hour.
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So, your time begins now.
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Go. Go.
- Who is that imposter?
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Hello.
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Play it, play it.
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Go ahead, feed Him.
- What's wrong with the mic?
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Take a look.
- What's wrong with the mic?
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Where's everyone going?
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Go, go.
- No.
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Where are you going?
- Go.
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Get down.
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Play it.
- Wait everyone. Wait.
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Even Siddeshwar
Maharaj is asking you to go.
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Go, go, leave.
- Leave me.
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What have you done?
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No, papa. - Fool,
breaking pots during exam times.
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Stop it, stop it.
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Go and feed some butter to the Lord.
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l won't stop you next time.
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Stop you fool!
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You'll be punished for
your unpardonable sin.
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He will punish you Himself.
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He will punish you.
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Don't try to scare me
in the name of Lord.
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l'll see what He does to me.
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Go home, it's going to rain.
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You'll get drenched.
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lt's an earthquake.
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Swamiji Rain?
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Rain?
- Rain?
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My hand's paining.
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l won't be able to
write my exam tomorrow.
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l'll slap you.
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l'll make you hold the pen in
your mouth and write your paper.
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You're scolding him.
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But what about you?
- What did l do?
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What?
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The festivities were left incomplete.
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You've to admit that there's God.
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You spread the rumour..
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..and immediately
there was an earthquake.
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- Remember.
- What earthquake?
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Even the utensils didn't budge.
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Papa.
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l think they took your
announcement too seriously.
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This news just came in
from parts of the country..
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..that the idol of Sri
Krishna's eating butter.
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ls the Lord eating butter?
- No.
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Priest, offer the
Lord some buttermilk.
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People are offering cheese,
cottage-cheese..
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..butter, buttermilk to
the idol of Krishna. - Oh, God!
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The rumour has spread so far.
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Please, eat it.
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This is low-cholesterol cheese.
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The Lord's so lucky.
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Look at the things He's getting.
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Earlier, people would keep
it in a covered platter..
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..in front of Him.
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But now they're feeding Him.
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Let Him enjoy.
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lt's your fault.
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Mumbai just experienced a
slight earthquake tremor..
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..of 3.5 Richter scale,
which didn't cause..
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..any harm to life or property.
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See. Heard that?
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But a shop in the flea
market has collapsed..
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..which was closed at that time.
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Must be Mohammad's shop.
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According to our sources..
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..the shop was registered
to Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta.
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lt's really surprising, because..
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..there are other old shops in
this market which are still intact.
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But Kanji Lalji Mehta's shop
has been completely destroyed.
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This is Shweta Tiwari, with
cameraman Vaibhav Mishra, ABP News.
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Sister, switch on ABP News quickly.
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We saw.
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Brother-in-law's shop
is gone. lt's collapsed.
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Pravin!
- Calm down, father.
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No, sister. Come
there with the children.
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l'm coming there with
father and the others. - Yes.
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Yes, we're coming.
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We're coming.
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The idols of Gods
have gone underneath.
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The shop is completely ruined
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Doesn't seem like
there was ever a shop here.
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What are you saying?
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We had goods worth 25 lakhs.
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And we'll have to
pay the scrap dealer..
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..to have this cleared.
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Why pay?
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We'll give him one
of the broken idols..
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..and say ''lt appeared
from the ground in Amarnath''.
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What are you saying, brother-in-law?
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You'll soon be bankrupt.
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Do you know the
losses you've incurred?
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40 lakhs.
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Goods worth 25 lakhs
bought on credit..
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..and 15 lakhs spent on
renovation last month.
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40 lakhs? Where did you
get that kind of money?
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We borrowed a part of the
amount by mortgaging the house.
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And l borrowed 10 lakhs from a friend.
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And 5 lakhs from your own pocket..
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..for earning 18% interest.
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Pravin, you fool.
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You didn't even ask me.
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How will we arrange
for such a huge sum?
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There's hardly 30-40
thousand in the bank.
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And we don't even have jewellery.
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Sushila. We'll manage.
- How?
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Why don't you understand?
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lf you hadn't spoken
ill about the Lord..
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..He wouldn't have
caused this earthquake.
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His justice is silent.
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Will you please stop preaching?
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You mean to say, that the Lord..
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..who doesn't exist,
razed down my shop..
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..because l spoke ill about Him?
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So, just to prove Himself..
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..he razed down just
my shop in a fit of rage.
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And if l still don't believe in Him..
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..he will make me incur more losses?
- Yes.
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What yes?
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l still don't believe in You?
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l haven't incurred any loss.
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Look.
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What's he doing?
- What..
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Everything's lost, Kanji.
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Only thing left is this Godrej safe.
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Rolex.
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lt's a Rolex.
- Nah.
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Mr. Dinesh. lsn't that
a Rolex watch you're wearing?
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Must be worth 1.5 -2 lakhs.
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lt's worth 10.
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Mr. Kanji.
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l am sure you read the
terms and conditions..
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..before reading the policy.
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Not at all, sir.
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Your officer asked me to
sign at the places marked..
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..and l did so.
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How irresponsible you are.
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What happened, sir?
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Your policy insures you against..
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..accidents like theft, fire, fraud.
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Right. That's what we opted for.
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But not against Act of God.
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Act of God?
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See, it's written here clearly.
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Conditions apply.
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My glasses.. - ln the event of
loss or damage to the property..
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..the insurance company
is not liable to pay..
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..any amount if the damage
is caused by act of God.
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And here are your signatures.
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lt's written in such small letters.
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And nobody reads that.
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What is 'Act of God'?
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lncidents that are
not caused by humans.
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Like?
- Like earthquake, Tsunami, Thunder.
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You cannot claim
insurance in such cases.
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Because these are natural calamities.
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But l don't believe in God.
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Tell him.
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l don't care if you do or don't.
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You're signatures are right here.
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l am so sorry.
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Sorry? What sorry?
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Sir.
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Sir, l've invested my
entire earnings in the shop.
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Even my house is mortgaged.
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And you're saying sorry.
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l know, but your
claim cannot be approved.
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You may go now.
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No, sir. l won't leave
until my claim isn't approved.
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Security.
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Sir..
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Sir, why are you calling security?
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l'm talking to you decently.
- Yes, sir.
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Take him away, please.
- Why call the security..
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Come on.
- Just a minute.
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Just a minute.
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Come on.
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You just know how to
swindle our money.
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Mind your language.
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You should be publicly beaten.
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Throw him out.
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Get out! Get out!
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You get this for
2000 in the flea market.
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Don't you understand?
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lt's Act of God.
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You want money, don't you?
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Go and ask God. Take him away.
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Act of God.
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Just a second. Just a second.
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Leave me.
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Act of God.
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So, you believe in God.
- Yes.
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You believe that God
is present everywhere.
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ln him, him, that madam, him.
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God dwells in everyone.
- Yes.
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And me?
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Mr. Dinesh, you believe
that God dwells in me too.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Act of God. l didn't do it.
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God did. lt's 'Act of God'.
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God slapped him again.
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l didn't do it.
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And now God will shoot you..
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And you will die.
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Later, will your
family get the claim..
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..or will that be
'Act of God' as well?
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Tell me.
- No.
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Kanji, what are you doing?
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Why are you scared? Take the gun.
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Get down now, come on.
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The phone's ringing again.
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Forget it.
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You switched of your mobile..
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..that's why they're
calling on the landline now.
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Tell them l am not at home.
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They say if we don't
arrange for the money..
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..we'll have to vacate
the house in a month.
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l had so many dreams.
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l wanted to make Jigna a pilot.
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And my son a cricketer.
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But soon l'll even lose this house.
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Everything's lost.
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Everything will be fine.
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What will be fine?
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All l have is the shop property.
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l'll sell that and repay the mortgage.
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''Om Jai Jagdish Hare.''
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''Swami..''
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Yes. Yes, he's here.
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lt's Nimish.
- Who?
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Who Nimish bhai?
- The estate agent.
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Oh yes.
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Yes, Nimish. Go ahead.
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Did you find a buyer
for that property?
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What are you saying?
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What happened?
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What happened?
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He's saying, there are
broken idols of God on that land..
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..so it's become inauspicious.
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The place has become cursed.
- Oh, God!
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No one will buy this land..
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..that's the rumour in the market.
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Nimish. 100 years later,
when people find..
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..idols of God under that land,
the prices will shoot up by 4 times.
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Four times.
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And people will
construct a temple there as well.
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lf anyone wants the
buy the land he can..
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..otherwise l care a damn.
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What now?
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l've an idea.
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What are you doing, Kanji?
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Suicide!
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Sister-in-law, suicide..
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Papa.
- kahan kahan?
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Leave me.
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What are you doing?
- Papa..
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l am not a coward.
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l will file a case.
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Have you lost it?
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He's gone crazy.
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You will file a case
against an insurance company..
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..worth 3000 crores!
-
l'm sure there are
many others like you..
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..who have filed a case
against the insurance company.
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There must be others like me
who might have filed a case..
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..but no ever filed a
case against your Kishen.
-
l...will...file a
case against your God.
-
What are you doing?
-
''Who controls this world?''
-
''Who's that sitting
high up in the sky?''
-
''Why are You hiding
behind the clouds?''
-
''Why are You afraid of being seen?''
-
Kanji.
- Yes.
-
How will you fight the case?
-
That's simple.
-
lf your Lord can
appear in the temple..
-
..from 9-12 and 4-7,
then he's free from 12-4.
-
He can appear in the
court at that time.
-
What do you need? Tell me.
-
Agreement,
affidavit, anything you need.
-
l will make it. Come with me.
-
l've high contacts.
-
Just tell me what you need?
-
High contacts?
- Yes.
-
l want to send a notice.
- Come with me.
-
Come on.
-
So, who do you want to
serve the notice to?
-
'Bhagwan' (God).
-
So, Mr. Bhagwan
-
Surname?
-
Surname?
-
He must have a last name?
-
Sharma, Verma, Kapoor,
Khanna, Desai, anything.
-
Don't know, because we haven't met.
-
l see.
-
No.
- You two haven't met?
-
No.
- That's fine.
-
What's his crime? Crime.
-
He has ruined me.
-
What? You just said
you two haven't met.
-
This Mr. Bhagwan must live somewhere.
-
Resident?
- Who do l send the notice too?
-
People say that He lives in temples.
-
l see...
-
What?
-
Which 'Bhagwan' are
you talking about? - Sit.
-
He has many names,
which ones should l say?
-
Krishna, Ram, Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh.
-
Sai Baba.
- lt's a sin.
-
Hanumanji. Balaji...
-
And ladies too.
-
Durga, Saraswati, Parvati, Santoshi.
-
You've lost your mind!
-
Wasting my time.
-
Get lost. Come on.
-
Mad man.
-
The nerve he has. Come on.
-
Don't trouble me.
-
Leave me alone.
-
Go to someone else.
-
l plead you.
-
Wait a minute, l'm a Hindu.
-
''Hari Bol. Speak now,
reveal the secrets.''
-
The person we're going to
see now is a famed lawyer.
-
lf he says yes, our job will be done.
-
Yes, sir. Which floor?
-
Lift's out of order?
-
11th floor.
-
l forgot the key to the scooter.
-
l'll be right back.
- Come on.
-
''He's witty, sells lies.''
-
''Kanji's cleverness
is known everywhere.''
-
''He's witty, sells lies.''
-
''Kanji's cleverness
is known everywhere.''
-
''He locked horns with God.''
-
''And invited trouble for himself.''
-
''He always speaks the truth.''
-
''His honesty is unique.''
-
Mr. Lawyer.
- Yes.
-
Religious.
-
Kanji.
- Go back, we're at the wrong place.
-
Are you with him?
-
Stop, stop.
-
Excuse me, where does
advocate Hanif Qureshi live?
-
Up ahead.
-
ls Hanif at home?
- Yes.
-
Come. Father's inside.
-
Hello.
-
You seem to be in trouble.
-
ln the last riots,
l defended some innocent Hindus.
-
And my own people did this to me.
-
Father cannot walk.
-
But you want to fight..
-
..with the One who
created your entire community.
-
Will you flee?
-
l've no other option left.
-
l won't run.
-
Look, l cannot fight your
case in this condition..
-
..but if the lawyers
refuse to take up your case..
-
..then according to the law
you can defend your own case.
-
ls that possible?
- Yes, there's a provision in the law.
-
lf you want l can
prepare your legal notice.
-
l'll be grateful to you, Hanif.
-
Hanif. Do you believe in Allah?
-
Of course.
-
God, Allah, they are all the same.
-
So, l am fighting against Him.
-
So, why are you helping me?
-
You're not the only pleader.
-
Everyone does.
-
Some pleads to Him,
and some against Him.
-
Where do you want to send this notice?
-
l don't have his...
- Address.
-
No.
- Then.
-
The judge will dismiss your
case in the first hearing.
-
l mean, l don't have His address..
-
..but of the places
where people look for Him.
-
''You're our benefactor, our friend.''
-
''So scare us.''
-
''Why ruin our present,
by telling us about an unknown future.''
-
''You're our benefactor, our friend.''
-
''Why ruin our present,
by telling us about an unknown future.''
-
''They put a price tag on you.''
-
''What's money got to do in devotion?''
-
''Hari Bol.''
-
''Speak now, reveal the secrets.''
-
''Speak up.''
-
''Hari Bol.''
-
''Speak now, reveal the secrets.''
-
Hello. Relax, just relax.
-
The shop in flea market..
-
..which collapsed a few days
ago due to the earthquake..
-
..the owner of that shop,
Kanji Lalji Mehta..
-
..has filed a case against God.
-
This is the reaction of
people over the matter.
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Just relax.
-
This case won't be
accepted in the court.
-
Trust me.
-
Just leave it to me.
-
You won't even have
to come to the court.
-
Relax.
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Glory to..
- Leeladhar Maharaj!
-
Greetings.
-
l feel we should
meet that person once..
-
..and listen to his problems,
and try to understand.
-
Well, l..
-
Although we all hold
different positions..
-
..in different communities.
-
But our God is one.
-
Later.
-
And today, a human
has accused our God.
-
This is not a personal war.
-
lnstead, it's a
battle for all humans..
-
..who have faith in God.
-
So l've decided that l,
Siddeshwar Maharaj..
-
..and Gopi Maiyya,
will go to the court..
-
..to give that shameless
human a fitting reply.
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Yes, it's a democracy, where
everyone is treated equally.
-
And now, even God.
-
Even God will have to stand in
the High Court's witness box..
-
..where the most dangerous
criminals stand for trial.
-
Strange, but true.
-
l still say, think about it once.
-
l already have.
-
Today's the first hearing..
-
..and the judge will decide whether..
-
..such a case can be accepted or not.
-
lt's a good omen.
-
Really nice. Let's go.
-
Many believers are standing outside
the court shouting slogans against Kanji.
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Many 'dharma gurus'
have come to the court..
-
..to give a reply of
Kanji's baseless allegations.
-
Very few people have been
allowed in the courtroom as well.
-
Swami, give me your blessings.
-
Move aside, no one
will touch the swami.
-
Move aside, move aside.
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Kanji, people say you're
doing this for publicity?
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
- You? - You will sit here.
-
Sit, sit.
-
Hey insurance..
-
How's the Rolex?
-
Working fine.
-
Relax.
-
Relax.
-
He's the one who spread the
rumour about God eating butter.
-
All rise.
-
Kanji, get up.
-
Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta.
- Yes, sir.
-
We've been informed that
you'll defend your own case.
-
Yes..
-
l don't have any other option,
Your Honour.
-
The other lawyers are scared.
-
So, l'll have to defend this case..
-
My lordship, this is
a baseless appeal.
-
A publicity stunt.
-
There's no cause of action
that can be proved in court.
-
So l suggest, under
order 7 rule no.11..
-
..of the code of civil procedure.
-
This case be straightaway dismissed..
-
..for out of cause action.
-
Your Honour, my
English isn't that good..
-
..but l do
understand that he's asking..
-
..to shut down this case immediately.
-
Right? You're right.
-
l don't want to get into
this hassle in the first place.
-
l'm a Gujarati, businessman.
-
Whether the Lord exists or not,
doesn't make a difference to me.
-
The insurance people said that..
-
..God has razed down my shop.
-
Or, he's the One behind
your shop's destruction.
-
So, l said fine. Ask God
to compensate for my losses.
-
Case closed.
-
But why will God raze down your shop?
-
Fool!
-
Please.
-
Please come to the
witness box and speak.
-
May Lord forgive his naiveness.
-
May Lord forgive his naiveness.
-
May Lord forgive his naiveness.
-
Why will God raze down my shop?
-
Exactly,
why will God raze down my shop?
-
He has other important things to do.
-
So, tell the
insurance company to pay me.
-
End of matter.
-
Why will the
insurance company pay you?
-
You've agreed to the
terms and conditions..
-
..of the insurance company.
-
Exhibit no.1, sir.
-
Right. Then God will
have to compensate for it.
-
Call upon, Lord Ram, Shiva, Ganpati..
-
..Whoever you get along better with.
-
Do some of your hocus-pocus, or..
- Fool!
-
The only way to find
God is through salvation.
-
God won't descend down on earth..
-
..for a ordinary man like you.
-
He would only if He exists.
-
You're turnover is in millions,
and this is a small settlement.
-
Just say yes.
-
l will even give you
cash discount. Really.
-
l object, Your Honour.
-
Mr. Kanji is calling
service to God a business.
-
Of course it's business.
-
Take a visit to any religious place.
-
First you've to pay for parking.
-
Then, pay for standing
in the smaller queue.
-
Then pay for the flowers,
blanket, candle.
-
And the donation box is
kept right before the idol.
-
As soon as you bow down,
you've to put something in it.
-
And they even charge
for the offerings of God.
-
Just like we're charged for
seeing wax statues in the museum.
-
Similarly, they charge us for
seeing the stone idols in temples.
-
And the priests have salaries as well.
-
His is less, and his is more.
-
And you even have income tax benefits.
-
Right?
-
So, where's the service?
-
And, Your Honour, there's
never recession in this business.
-
No.
-
ln fact, they do better
business during recession.
-
''Oh, God! Oh my, God!''
-
Relax.
-
Consider that it is a business.
-
Still, why are you
asking them for compensation?
-
You pay premiums for your insurance..
-
..so you can ask
them for a compensation.
-
But why will the temple pay you?
-
Because...l've paid premiums
in their temples as well. - What?
-
What nonsense?
-
l knew you won't believe me..
-
..so l have brought
all the proofs along.
-
Look. These are the
receipts of the premium..
-
..l've been paying
for the last 18 years.
-
On my wife's advice.
-
Look.
-
My first premium was for 1501 rupees..
-
There's a well-known temple
in the South. l paid it there.
-
Then, l've been paying
1000 rupees every year..
-
..at Lord Ganesha's stall.
-
lt's called a mandap.
-
And, your honour, my
mother-in-law used to be very sick.
-
So, the temple
authorities said, ''Pay us 11,000..''
-
''..perform a veneration
and watch the miracle''.
-
We performed the veneration
and my mother-in-law passed away.
-
That was a good thing,
but l also lost 11,000.
-
And they didn't refund a single rupee.
-
And then, donation at the mosque..
-
..blanket at the shrine,
candle at church, alms for beggar..
-
..incense sticks,
veil for Mother Goddess.
-
ln total l've paid around 10
lakhs in all these stores.
-
Enough!
-
Enough!
-
Don't call it a store.
-
lt's called a temple.
-
And people donate
willingly at the temple..
-
..for the peace and
prosperity of their family.
-
Even l gave this amount..
-
..for the peace and
prosperity of my family.
-
And not for fun.
-
But your God snatched
all the peace from my life.
-
Because only God can
cause earthquakes.
-
Humans cannot do it.
-
So tell me, don't l've a right
to ask God for compensation?
-
Mr. Kanji.
-
You've a tiff with God, don't you?
- Yes.
-
So why don't you ask Him
directly for compensation?
-
Why are you asking the temples?
-
Which company supplies
electricity to your home?
-
Reliance.
- Reliance.
-
So if there's an
electricity problem in your home..
-
..you will call up the
Reliance office, won't you?
-
You won't call Anil Ambani directly.
-
Mr. Anil, we've a electricity problem.
-
Silence.
-
What do you mean?
-
What do you mean?
-
These priests, the saints
are officers of God. - No.
-
They aren't officers.
-
Officers are educated people.
-
They are...
-
They are salesmen, Your Honour.
-
They are collection agents..
-
..because they own God's franchise.
-
Your Honour.
-
This man's an atheist.
-
He doesn't know what he's saying.
-
But, we are saints.
-
We will forgive him.
-
But the world will never
forgive him for this grave sin.
-
You won't be able to set
foot out of your house..
-
..if you say anything else.
-
ls that your concern for me..
-
..or are you threatening
me in front of the judge?
-
We...are concerned for you.
-
They pay me up quickly.
End this matter.
-
My lord, this is enough.
-
The donation receipts,
the submissions.
-
There's no agency agreement
between God and my clients.
-
Kanji is saying baseless things.
-
We cannot file a case
against God for such a small thing.
-
Small?
-
My lord, this isn't small issue.
-
That shop means everything to me.
-
My means of earning.
-
The only way to support my family.
-
And l built that shop with hard work.
-
Now, it's just a piece of land.
-
And no one's ready
to buy that as well.
-
These people say,
''Donate with faith..''
-
''..and you'll never be wronged''.
-
And the insurance people say
''Pay your premiums on time..''
-
''..we're there in
your troubled times''.
-
l gave donations and
also paid my premiums.
-
But none of them are
willing to help me.
-
l am an ordinary human.
-
A middle-class man.
-
My family, my wife and children..
-
..will be forced to live on streets.
-
No, my lord.
-
You'll have to give me a chance..
-
..to defend my case in this court.
-
And the constituency of
lndia gives me the right..
-
..to voice my plea in this court.
-
So please, my lord.
-
One crore is a big amount
for a middle-class businessman.
-
And especially, when it's
a question of his survival.
-
So, the court accepts
Kanji Lalji Mehta's case.
-
Silence.
-
And only after carefully examining..
-
..all the evidences and arguments..
-
..the court will give
its verdict, whether..
-
..Mr. Mr. Kanji Lal will
get his compensation or not.
-
And if he does, then who will pay him?
-
The insurance company or, the temple.
-
The court's adjourned for the day.
-
Wait. Wait.
-
You can perform all
the veneration you want..
-
..and ring those bells
as many times you wish.
-
Your God razed down my shop.
-
And now, l will alone
shut down all his shops..
-
..or my name isn't Kanji Lalji Mehta.
-
And this isn't my concern for you.
-
lt's a direct warning.
-
Yes.
-
You're safe here,
it's a government property.
-
But how will you escape them?
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Down with..
- Kanji!
-
Sir. The case has been accepted.
-
l'm worried about
Sushila and the children.
-
l'll take a cab, you go.
-
But how can l leave you alone.
-
l'm going to the police station,
for protection.
-
Drop her home as well. Go.
-
Be careful, dear.
-
Go, go, go.
-
Are the boys ready?
-
Remember.
-
Kanji shouldn't get to
see daylight. That's it.
-
There he is.
-
Catch him, beat him. Don't let him go.
-
Wait, where are you running to?
-
He's hiding there. Catch him.
-
There he goes. Catch him.
-
Don't let him go.
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
''Here comes Govinda...''
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
Don't let him go, catch him.
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
Go that way.
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
Let's sit down and talk.
-
All l did was file a case.
-
lf you try to talk
they'll cut you in half.
-
Look behind.
-
Catch him.
-
Faster!
-
Who are you?
-
Krishna Vasudev Yadav.
-
What?
-
Krishna Vasudev Yadav from Gokul.
-
So you're from UP.
-
You can call me Kanhaiyya.
-
Catch him.
-
Careful. Careful.
-
Careful, slow down.
-
Slow down.
-
Are you a man or a stuntman?
-
You can call me a stuntman as well.
-
But people call my stunts a miracle.
-
Miracle.
- Hold on.
-
You aren't wearing a helmet either.
-
There he is.
-
Don't go this way, go that way.
-
Down, down, down, drive on the road.
-
Faster!
- ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
That was a narrow escape.
-
Now, take me to Brahmanwadi.
-
Go straight then take a left,
then right and another left.
-
And you'll be home, go on.
-
You brought me this far,
so drop me home as well.
-
My job's to show the way..
-
..it's your job to
get to the destination.
-
Fine.
-
Keep it. Thank you so much.
-
You're so kind.
- Thank you.
-
Take care. ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
Papa!
- Sushila.
-
ls everything fine?
-
Go up and take a look in
the house, you'll know.
-
Thankfully we survived, otherwise..
-
No, l'll talk to the police.
-
Don't worry.
-
They hurled stones and
acid bottles in our house.
-
l don't care lf l die.
-
But the children.
-
lf Jigna would've
been hit by that acid..
-
l won't let anything happen to them.
-
l am their father. Please.
-
So, understand the duties of a father.
-
Withdraw the case.
- You're a fool.
-
l'm about to lose my house.
-
Where will we stay?
-
On the streets, or in their house?
-
Do we have any other option?
-
Why don't you understand?
-
Come on, Jigna. Sit in the car.
-
Come.
- He's made a mess of things.
-
l won't leave papa.
-
l'll slap you if you refuse.
- No, mother.
-
Come on, sit inside.
-
Please..
-
Hello.
-
Hello.
-
Who is it?
- Bhagwan (God).
-
What?
-
lf you were a Muslim,
l would've said Allah.
-
lf you were a Christian,
then Jesus Christ.
-
You're a Hindu, so Krishna.
-
You, here?
-
You're an excellent stuntman, really.
-
Very good.
-
l'm sure you're
acting is decent as well.
-
Why don't you approach
some television channel?
-
They keep remaking
Ramayan and Mahabharat.
-
Krishna.
-
Suited-booted Krishna.
-
Here to teach me a lesson.
-
Look.
-
Look there.
-
Gods are bare-bodied.
-
Like this.
-
They're never fully covered.
-
That's your wedding photo, right?
- Yes.
-
Wearing that traditional attire.
-
So, did you only wear
a traditional attire..
-
..since your wedding?
-
No, right?
- No.
-
See. That's our older image.
-
Conch in one hand, mace in the other.
-
Where are yours?
-
lf l keep holding them all day,
won't my arms hurt?
-
Think.
-
Actually, our latest photos
haven't been updated on Facebook.
-
People still use the
older ones, and we let them.
-
We don't have a problem.
-
- Let them. - That's enough.
-
You're boring me now. Get out, leave.
-
Mahadev!
-
- Mahadev! - Only you
can hear and see me.
-
Yes, coming. Coming.
-
Mahadev!
-
What happened? What happened, Kanji?
-
See him.
-
He calls himself God.
-
l can see him.
-
He can see you.
-
My name's Krishna, your new neighbour.
-
Neighbour?
-
Neighbour?
-
The person Kanji had
mortgaged his house to..
-
..has sold it to me.
-
Here are the documents.
-
And, Kanji bhai, sorry
for that joke about God.
-
What's this?
-
How can he sell my house to him?
-
l was about to pay him on time.
-
l already paid him.
-
This isn't done.
-
This is my house.
Nobody can just buy it.
-
Relax. Chill.
-
When you get your
compensation from God..
-
..you can repay me, l will leave.
-
And anyway, l always leave
after my project is over.
-
Why buy the house
when you want to leave?
-
Are you a agent?
-
l am not that low.
-
l've a consultancy firm.
-
l give advice to people.
- Advice.
-
Anyone who thinks of me.
-
Public service. Service open to all.
-
A solution to every problem.
-
Sometimes it gets slightly delayed.
-
But...l always get there on time.
-
There's delay but not denial.
-
Just like l came here,
to help Kanji bhai.
-
Help me?
-
l found out about your condition..
-
..only after l brought the house.
-
The court case, lost your shop..
-
..and your wife and children too.
-
Kanji bhai, don't worry.
-
You can stay here.
-
ln return,
l will only use your things.
-
Television, fridge, etcetera.
-
Fine, but remember..
-
..one day l will buy this
house back from you.
-
So be it!
-
l mean, l promise.
-
He's a nice man.
- Something you said.
-
No, just.. Cheers.
-
Calls himself God.
-
l think he's drunk.
-
Thank you, for letting
me stay in my own house.
-
Thank you so much.
-
Thank you.
-
l will sleep outside on the terrace.
-
And you can sleep wherever you want.
-
lt's your house.
-
Thank you. Goodnight.
-
And yes, the light
switch is at the back.
-
Switch off the lights
before you go to sleep.
-
Another power failure.
-
No. you switched it off.
- No, l didn't.
-
You're drunk.
-
So?
-
l see.
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
-
Case on God admitted. Paper,
paper, paper.
-
High Court has put it's seal on it.
-
Through the notice prepared
by advocate Hanif Qureshi..
-
..Kanji Lalji Mehta's case
on God has been accepted.
-
l think he's mad.
-
Who is this guy?
-
Hey Jigna, what happened?
-
See, his wife ran away.
-
Who can live with that madman?
-
l don't even talk to him.
-
Or the Lord might punish us as well.
-
What a splendid bike.
- But, who is he?
-
l think he arrived just last night.
-
Who's playing this classical music?
-
l've heard that the new
guest is really handsome.
-
Don't l look handsome?
-
Get inside.
-
Hey, Hari Prasad.
-
Hey, Chaurasiya.
-
What's all this?
-
l was waking up the birds!
-
What? Who?
-
l was waking up the birds!
-
Practice. l was practising.
-
lt's a good thing to
do in the morning.
-
Don't do it.
Don't do all this in my house.
-
lt's your house you can
play anything you want.
-
Good morning.
- What?
-
Not me, there's a lady in your house.
-
Hello.
-
Hello.
-
l brought breakfast.
-
l thought since sister-in-law isn't home,
so.. - No need.
-
l'll have bread and butter.
-
Where's the butter?
-
l ate it.
-
There was half a kilo of
butter in there, you ate it all.
-
lt's my favourite thing. So l ate it.
-
Tell me one thing.
-
Why do they make it so salty?
-
Just like his name.
-
Are you all alone?
-
Your wife?
- Of course.
-
Sixteen thousand..
- What?
-
She lives in Sholapur.
-
What did you hear?
- Sixteen thousand.
-
No, she lives in Sholapur.
-
He can't handle one..
-
..how can l have sixteen thousand.
-
Please go. He's a big liar.
-
He was boring me yesterday.
-
- Please go.
- Give it.
-
lf you eat all that
you'll get a stomach ache.
-
First half a kilo of
butter and now this.
-
l'll be fine.
-
- Hello.
- Sir, l'm speaking from ABP News.
-
l am standing below your house.
-
Sir.
-
Look, l don't want to be
a piece of news for you.
-
And don't call me again.
-
Sir, just one interview.
-
Since he filed a case
against God, he's become alone.
-
One has to tread on such a path alone.
-
Let's see how far our friend goes.
-
The advocate who
prepared Kanji's notice.
-
He lives that way.
-
Excuse me, advocate Hanif Qureshi.
-
He lives right there.
-
Where does advocate
Hanif Qureshi live?
-
He lives right there.
-
Advocate Hanif Qureshi lives there.
-
155 letters, and calls too.
-
Bhuj, Latur, Vishakapatnam.
-
Their claims haven't been approved..
-
..for the past few years due to
'Act of God'.
-
All they all want you
to defend their cases.
-
Son, l've lost my house
in the earthquake.
-
My son and his wife died too.
-
This is my grandson.
-
His cancer needs to be operated.
-
lf l get the insurance money,
everything will be alright.
-
This is Aslam.
-
Hello.
- Hello.
-
He lost everything in the Tsunami.
-
He lost all the money he had
saved for his sister's marriage.
-
So you file a case too.
-
l'll be cast out..
-
..if l go against the
priest or community.
-
Look, Aslam. You
aren't going against anyone.
-
Those who taught you religion,
taught you to pray..
-
..you're just questioning
them why Allah did this to you.
-
But, the priest..
- Aslam.
-
When you lose your home..
-
..will the priest let
you stay in his house?
-
Religion is for people,
people aren't made for religion.
-
Hanif, how long will it
take to ready their papers?
-
As long as it will take me to type.
-
Let's begin.
-
First one crore, and now
claims worth 400 crores.
-
Kanji Mehta!
-
Advocate Sardesai is caught between..
-
..the insurance company
and religious organizations.
-
For God's sake, prove that God exists.
-
And...and...make God pay all this!
-
The temples, mosques,
churches, they will pay everything.
-
Kanji.
-
Wasn't your fight with your God?
-
Silence please!
- So why call me here?
-
Priest, how can l say
which God of which religion..
-
..was behind this earthquake,
or that Tsunami?
-
That's your department.
-
Your Honour, they're in
constant touch with God.
-
They're always in contact.
-
Why don't you tell me
Who was responsible?
-
Why would our God harm
people of our own religion?
-
God will never do such a thing!
-
- Silence. - He loves his children!
-
Allah doesn't hate
his followers either!
-
- Relax. - Please be seated.
-
The court needs some time
to study all these cases.
-
Anyone related to this
case cannot leave the country.
-
What?
-
Court is adjourned.
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
Long live..
- Kanji!
-
This is government property,
you're safe here.
-
But how will you escape them, in
temples, churches and mosques?
-
What are you thinking, Leeladhar?
-
This has gone beyond the limit.
-
Stop all the shams that you're
running in the name of faith.
-
Otherwise, the day isn't far when..
-
..no one will even spare
alms in the name of God.
-
Thank you.
-
You don't understand, Leeladhar..
- Thank you.
-
This is actually a serious matter.
-
People are making him a hero..
-
..and the claim amount is increasing.
-
Will you just tell us about
the problems or do something?
-
Next week,
l've a religious programme..
-
..on the Star Cruise, in Singapore
-
And the judge says
l cannot leave the country.
-
Do something.
- l would.
-
But it's the court,
not the parliament..
-
..where we can break a few
chairs and the job's done.
-
lt's the court.
-
Let me think.
-
Well, there's one way.
-
l know it's an old idea..
-
..but these days
it's a lot in fashion.
-
Laxman Mishra guarantees..
-
..that you'll get
the sympathy of people.
-
l guarantee it.
-
Thank you.
-
Lord blessed us with everything.
-
The earth, the air, water,
the flora, fauna, everything.
-
Did He ever ask us for service tax?
- No?
-
Did he ever ask us for sales tax?
- No.
-
And today, a madman has
dragged Him to court..
-
..so, will we stay quiet?
- No.
-
We will fight.
-
We will fight together.
-
And so, guiding us on
this path, our beloved..
-
..and revered Sri Siddeshwar
Maharaj will fast unto death.
-
He will go on a hunger strike.
-
Glory to..
- Siddeshwar Maharaj
-
Today's the third day of
Siddeshwar Maharaj's hunger strike.
-
Many religious
organizations and devotees..
-
..from different parts of the
country have supported this movement.
-
On the other hand, Kanji Lalji Mehta..
-
..has refused to talk to the media.
-
He won't take a sip of water.
-
He won't stop.
-
He's an ascetic.
-
Repeat after me, Glory
to Ram, glory to Sita-Ram!
-
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
-
Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
-
And what does God say?
-
Awaken the power of your devotion.
-
And go tell Kanji, you
can do anything you want.
-
We will continue..
-
They're defaming me
taking Krishna's name.
-
Mine too.
-
What have you got to do with this?
-
l do.
-
When they're defaming you,
they're defaming me too.
-
You're my friend after all.
-
Look, Kanji bhai, it's
the era of publicity.
-
These imposters like to show off.
-
l am fighting for my right,
that's all.
-
And you will win this fight
only when you expose their lies..
-
..and that's possible only
when you speak to the people.
-
Even Krishna had to
enter the ring to kill Kans.
-
Enough of your fairytales.
-
But l did understand one thing.
-
Now watch...
how l expose them and their God.
-
He's not going to spare me.
-
Hello, and welcome to a
very special episode..
-
..of Oh My God!
-
Why is this episode special?
-
Because Kanji Lalji Mehta..
-
..is finally here to
answer all your questions.
-
Many of you think
he's crazy and cynical.
-
He's the person
who...filed the case against God.
-
Kanji bhai, welcome to our show.
-
My first question is..
-
Why are you after all
the religious sects?
-
You media personnel, l tell you..
-
Your questions sound
more like allegations..
-
..and make us sound guilty.
-
l respect all religion
and don't believe in any.
-
This man will never change.
-
And if God exists, he will
answer all my questions.
-
Not just that, he will
support me in my fight.
-
How?
-
When you were small, a small child.
-
What would you do to ask
your papa for chocolate?
-
l mean, would you chant his name.
-
''Papa, give me chocolates.''
-
Or, did you venerate
him with incense sticks..
-
..or throw flowers...
- No, l didn't do any of that.
-
l would directly ask him
whatever l wanted. - Exactly.
-
Exactly. l'm doing the same thing.
-
People have always told me,
that God is like a father-figure.
-
Maybe? But how can l believe,
as long as l don't see Him.
-
You're an atheist, how
can God appear before you?
-
Eat. Eat.
-
Kanji bhai, even l believe that
God's like a father-figure. - Yes.
-
So, will he appear before me?
-
Do you believe in temples,
idols etcetera?
-
Yes, l do.
- Then He won't.
-
But why?
-
Because you're searching
for Him in temples and idols.
-
Then why does
He have to come personally?
-
No, this is wrong.
-
God does exist.
-
l couldn't find a
decent job for two years.
-
l prayed that if l find a job,
l will shave my head.
-
And see, l found a job.
-
Oh, you shaved off the entire thing.
-
Just imagine.
-
You're all dressed and
leaving for work in the morning..
-
..and as soon as you open your door..
-
..you see a pile of hair.
-
Black hair, white hair,
some with dandruff.
-
Some have lice.
-
There's a pile of every kind of hair.
-
Tell me how you will feel.
-
l won't like it at all.
-
lsn't it? So,
imagine how bad God feels.
-
God opens his door, and
there's hair scattered around.
-
Kanji bhai always has the right logic.
-
Do you know what's
done with all these hairs?
-
They are sold.
-
These hairs are sold in America,
London, etcetera...
-
ln short, your faith is sold.
-
That's it.
-
He is right.
-
He's got a point.
-
But that money is used to
run schools, orphanages..
-
..hospitals, charitable trusts.
-
Do you have a problem with that too?
-
lt's just like a tobacco
seller builds a cancer hospital.
-
They have to do these things, madam.
-
Because all this is unaccounted money.
-
lf you don't show
any legal transaction..
-
..then the lncome Tax people
will put you behind bars.
-
l've a problem with their
way of extracting the money.
-
Just like the mafia
scares us with a gun..
-
..these people scare us
in the name of the Lord.
-
That's a good one.
-
''Your child's stars are unfavourable.''
-
''He's unlucky.''
-
''There's an inauspicious
issue in his horoscope.''
-
''Saturn's influencing his stars...''
-
What is this?
-
He is just born, let him breathe.
-
And this is where all
their religious hoaxes begin.
-
Not just this lifetime,
but they also scare you..
-
..in the name of your next life. Yes.
-
lf you don't do this and this..
-
..then you'll become a
dog in your next lifetime.
-
Or, if you do this,
you'll be born as a insect..
-
..and go to hell.
-
And then, they read out
an entire itinerary of hell.
-
You'll be made to sleep on
a bed of nails.
-
Thrown in the sea of fire.
-
Fried in hot oil.
-
Am l a man or a fritter?
-
Wonderful, Kanji.
-
Too good.
-
So, what's the definition of
religion according to you?
-
l believe, where there's religion..
-
..there's no place for honesty.
-
And where there's truth,
you don't need religion.
-
He's absolutely right.
-
What's the role..
-
..of caste and
religion in a person's life?
-
They do just one thing, madam.
-
Either it makes them helpless.
-
..or a terrorist.
-
He's too good.
-
He'll never change.
- Sister.
-
Oh my God.
-
Oh my God, Kanji bhai.
-
Really, you've changed
my concept about God.
-
Honestly.
-
No matter what the
verdict of the court is..
-
..the young generation today,
not just the young..
-
..but every generation
needs to think like you.
-
l applaud you.
-
Hey, guys. He's my father.
-
Just a minute, priest.
-
Explain us the
meaning of these chants.
-
Priest, your fees is
500 rupees, right.
-
We will pay you that.
-
We'll pay you 5 rupees for
every mantra you explain.
-
Let's go.
-
They've seen Kanji
bhai's interview as well.
-
Let's go from here, come on.
- Priest.
-
Someone placed a big stone
in the middle of the ground.
-
And a few people anointed that stone..
-
..and adorned it with garlands.
-
Now, people call this
the temple of Hanuman..
-
..they tie bells here and pray.
-
This is the only ground.
-
Where else can we play?
-
lf the BMC doesn't do anything..
-
..then we will talk to Kanji bhai..
- Yes, yes..
-
No, no. That man spares no one.
-
l will move this temple.
-
''Hail Krishna.''
-
''Hail Krishna.''
-
''Hail Krishna.''
-
''Hail Krishna.''
-
''Hail Krishna.''
-
''Hail Krishna.''
- Miracle.
-
Swami.
- Yes.
-
Relieve me from this hunger-strike.
-
Each time l've to go to
the toilet for eating the fritter.
-
Manage a few more days..
-
..otherwise you'll have to
starve for the rest of your life.
-
You've rented such a big ground.
-
But now nobody comes here.
-
The few that are here..
-
..are the ones who
rented this dais to us.
-
l fear that if people
start believing in Kanji..
-
..then they will
lose their faith in us.
-
What if they stop
coming to the temple?
-
That won't happen.
-
ln this country,
people visit the temple..
-
..more than they visit the school.
-
The High Court has
accepted 455 cases..
-
..but we'll have to wait and watch..
-
..Kanji Lalji Mehta's
argument in the court.
-
Siddeshwar Maharaj.
-
What's the area of your temple?
-
22 acres.
-
lt has 322 small temples of God.
-
Meaning, there's an entire
shopping mall of Gods inside.
-
Silence.
-
There are 142 priests to serve
the Lord in all these temples.
-
Do you know how many
beggars are outside your temple?
-
What?
- Beggars.
-
You remember the 320
idols and 142 priests..
-
..but you do you know how many
beggars sit outside your temple?
-
Your Honour, the beggars
outside their temple..
-
..are restricted
from coming inside. No!
-
Whether its scorching heat, or rains,
just keep rotting outside.
-
Don't set foot inside.
-
Don't say no.
-
A priest from your temple told me so.
-
And he also said to me..
-
''..Kanji bhai, if you
want to win this case..''
-
''..then come here every Monday.''
-
So l asked ''Where should l come''.
-
He said, ''Come to
Lord Shiva's temple''.
-
''Offer a bowl of milk and then watch''.
-
l thought, fine, let's try it.
-
Your Honour, l went
there on a Monday..
-
..with a bowl of milk,
standing in the long queue.
-
Everyone was holding
bowl in their hands.
-
l thought there must be
someone inside to drink the milk.
-
All of them aren't fools to
stand in the line holding a jug.
-
lt was my turn, Your Honour.
-
l went inside, but
there was no in there.
-
No one to drink the milk?
-
Just then l noticed black stone.
-
lt's called 'Shiva's phallus,
you fool.
-
Yes, there was a 'Shiva's phallus.
-
And that stone.
-
That stone was
completely immersed in milk.
-
And right besides the phallus,
through a small drain..
-
..the milk was going outside.
-
l thought ''Yes, there must be
someone outside to drink the milk''.
-
But when l saw there was
no one outside as well.
-
All the milk was
going into the sewers.
-
The sewers.
-
Total waste.
-
And there was a beggar
standing right besides the sewer.
-
He must've been hungry
for the past 4-5 days.
-
He was shivering.
-
Maybe he wanted to drink the milk..
-
..but he couldn't do
so from the sewers.
-
l gave that beggar my bowl of milk.
-
And do you know what he
said after he drank the milk?
-
God bless you!
-
lf every person visiting the temple..
-
..gives the milk to a needy instead..
-
..then they will earn more merits.
-
Right?
-
lf you donate
blankets to a poor beggar..
-
..instead of offering it to shrine,
it will make Allah happy.
-
And if you light a candle
in some poor man's hut..
-
..instead of the church, they he'll never
have to live in the darkness.
-
Don't you believe in God?
- l am God.
-
And l am Amitabh Bachchan!
-
Look, Kanji.
-
Offering milk, candles,
blanket is a tradition.
-
Worshipping the Lord.
-
But you won't understand their value..
-
..because you are an atheist.
-
You're still bounded by
the illusions of this world.
-
But you aren't.
-
You're at the threshold of salvation.
-
So, why not stop the shams under
the pretext of rituals and traditions?
-
Do you know how much oil
is wasted on Saturday..
-
..on Lord Shani's idol?
-
People stick coins
on the idol like this.
-
What will Hanuman do
with all that change?
-
Kanji is absolutely right.
-
Sai Baba lived in poverty
all his life, for the poor.
-
As long as he was alive..
-
..he wandered around
for a drop of oil.
-
And today, after he's dead.
-
Throne worth millions.
-
Gold crown. What for?
-
Tell me one thing.
-
Anyone who is a
faithful devotee of the Lord..
-
..is blessed with His grace.
-
Right?
-
Right?
- Yes.
-
So tell me, why does a bus heading..
-
..for a trip to Amarnath or
Vaishno Devi falls in the ravine?
-
They were going to serve the Lord.
-
They were going with complete faith..
-
..and singing religious discourses.
-
So, the Lord called them directly.
-
And show me one car
which met with an accident..
-
..and doesn't have God's
idol or photo kept inside.
-
Speek up.
- l object, Your Honour.
-
From day 1 this man's
trying to twist the case around.
-
Mr. Kanji, this isn't
a debate about good and bad.
-
This is the court,
we only believe on proofs here.
-
And we have proof, your
signatures on the insurance papers.
-
And legally you have no right
to ask for any compensation..
-
..from the insurance company.
-
And as far as we're concerned.
-
We don't believe in the
insurance company's conditions.
-
lf they say that the
judge caused the earthquake..
-
..will the judge have
to pay you compensation?
-
Similarly, if God's name
is written on the policy..
-
..he isn't liable to
pay the compensation.
-
lf you want
God to give you compensation.
-
Then prove that
God caused this earthquake.
-
He did..
- But, in writing.
-
Do you have it...in writing?
-
Do you have it? Any proof?
-
Your Honour..
- Mr. Kanji, the court of law..
-
..cannot give a verdict
on just arguments alone.
-
Your arguments maybe
valid for the common people..
-
..but if you cannot
prove them, it has no value.
-
Do you have any proof?
-
No. - ln that case,
the court gives you a month's time..
-
..which is your last chance.
-
On the next hearing,
if you cannot produce any evidence..
-
..then l'm afraid you will have
to rest your case and all others.
-
Court is adjurned for the day.
-
Relax.
-
Next time l see you
in this courtroom..
-
..l will sue you for defamation,
and you'll lose..
-
..whatever you have left.
-
Relax.
-
What will you do now? How will
you prove it in the court now?
-
Because you're not alone, Mr. Kanji.
-
lt's a matter of crores of rupees.
-
Many people have hopes with you.
-
Sir, how will you get a proof in writing?
- Sir, what about these people now?
-
You aren't playing your flute today.
-
You don't like it,
so l'm sitting quietly.
-
l like it. You play it well too.
-
Thank you.
-
You look worried.
- Yes.
-
The court says get us proof,
and in writing.
-
How do l get proof?
-
There's a consultant sitting
right next to you, ask me.
-
This isn't some housing loan issue.
-
lt's a court case.
-
lt's a big problem.
-
l've a suggestion.
-
Give me the alcohol.
-
You drink this milk.
-
You want me to mix them.
-
No, no, just drink the milk.
-
And l will give you the solution.
-
You know, Kanji,
where's the solution..
-
..to all the problems,
tensions and trouble written?
-
Where?
- ln this book.
-
'Shrimad Bhagvad Gita.'
-
Have your read it?
- Who can possibly read it?
-
lt's such a thick book.
-
And not a single photograph.
-
How can anyone read it,
it's not interesting at all.
-
l used to keep it in my shop.
-
But it would fetch a small margin.
-
Plus it catches termites.
-
lt causes problems. So l threw it out.
-
Threw it?
- Yes, l threw it.
-
You threw the Bhagwad Gita out.
- Yes.
-
Wow!
- Why?
-
Kanji, the Gita,
Bible, Koran has answers..
-
..to every problems of humans.
-
l know you don't believe in all this.
-
But for your own good,
read this book once.
-
And see the result.
-
And if the result isn't good..
-
..then you can throw it out.
-
Kanji bhai read it once, and then see.
-
Okay.
-
''l am not human.''
-
''l am sold in stores.''
-
''l created the world.''
-
''Not with mud, but with my emotions.''
-
''l am wandering around..''
-
''..looking for my signs,
where are they.''
-
''Where are my signs?''
-
Stop begging in the name of Allah.
-
Stop begging and do some hard work.
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
''l was always with
you as your shadow.''
-
''l gave you shade when
the heat was strong.''
-
''l was your
companion in your journey.''
-
''Still you're confused.''
-
''Looking for your
answers in the question.''
-
''Where are you lost?''
-
''Where are my signs?''
-
''Where are my signs?''
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
Wear your slippers.
- oh.
-
Thief.
-
Those are my slippers.
-
''Where are my signs?''
-
Sir, shoe polish.
- No.
-
Sir, recognise me.
The beggar outside the shrine.
-
You told me to make an honest living.
-
Shake hands, shake hands.
-
''My signs.''
-
''My signs.''
-
Today's the last hearing on
the case filed against God.
-
The claim amount is 400 crore rupees.
-
Can Kanji bhai win this case?
-
We'll have to wait and watch.
-
You can please proceed.
-
Your Honour,
before Mr. Kanji can express..
-
..his sharp and witty
views before the court..
-
..without any reference,
l would like to ask..
-
..does he have any evidence,
to prove..
-
..that God has demolished his shop?
-
Your Honour, l require a learned man..
-
..for the next
question l'm going to ask.
-
So, whoever amongst you is
the learned one can come here.
-
The learned one, please come here.
-
Please sit down.
-
Come.
-
You sages always speak
about the scriptures..
-
..in their preaching.
-
ls everything written
in the scriptures true?
-
Absolutely.
-
lt's not written anywhere,
you're saying that.
-
lt's written in the Gita.
-
lt is. What's written in the Gita?
-
Chapter four, verse forty of Gita.
-
Meaning?
- lt means..
-
Any illiterate, or faithless
person that doubts the Gita..
-
..is destined to ruination.
-
He stays devoid of
sanctity on earth and on heaven.
-
Understood?
-
He's an interesting character.
-
Do you understand anything
written in The Gita or the Scriptures?
-
Or are you blindly agreeing..
-
..to whatever Leeladhar is saying.
-
Your Honour,
small children in school..
-
..don't remember the entire prayer.
-
So they just close their eyes and...
-
Move their lips.
-
They move their lips and
you're moving your hands.
-
Kanji.
-
You've insulted a learned sage.
-
So?
- You won't get refuge even in hell.
-
How can l?
-
You've already reserved places there.
-
How dare you?
-
How dare you?
-
Atheist!
-
Silence.
- Leave me! Leave me!
-
What are you doing?
-
This is the court, sit down.
-
Order, order.
-
Sit down everyone.
-
Chapter 2, verse 56.
-
Meaning, a person for whom
happiness and sorrows is equal..
-
..and is devoid of anger and fear,
and has a calm mind..
-
..is called a learned person.
-
They'll teach me Gita?
-
They can't teach me, Your Honour.
-
Their lQ is lower than
the room temperature.
-
l said a few things to instigate you..
-
..you tried to harm me.
-
ls this your achievement, Siddeshwar?
-
Mr. Kanji, the issue
isn't his achievement..
-
..the issue here is
who razed down your shop?
-
God did.
-
You're giving a verdict.
-
That's the judge's duty.
-
You just have to prove..
-
..that God caused that earthquake.
-
Yes, and it's
impossible to prove that.
-
Relax, relax, relax.
-
Nothing is impossible.
-
Tell me one thing.
-
The Lord has narrated
the 'Bhagvad Gita'. - Yes.
-
And everything said in
the 'Bhagvad Gita' is true.
-
Absolutely.
-
Point to be noted, Your Honour.
-
So tell me, why did God say in the
eight verse of the ninth chapter..
-
..of the 'Gita',
''l've created the entire universe..''
-
''..and it will be
destroyed on my will''.
-
''The entire creation follows my will.''
-
''lt is only l, who is responsible..
-
..for its creation
and its destruction.''
-
And look.
-
Your Honour, it's been
said in the Bible as well.
-
Chapter 54, verse 16.
-
''See, it is l who have
created the smith..''
-
''..who blows the fire of coals
and produces a weapon..''
-
''..fit for his purpose.''
-
''l've also created the
ravager to destroy.''
-
And see this.
-
Also in the Holy Quran.
-
Sur-e-Zalzala 99,
verse 108 states that..
-
''..the entire earth will
be shaken to its core.''
-
''And the earth will
spill out its burden.''
-
''And humans will question,
what's happening.''
-
''And that day,
she will unveil her plight.''
-
''Because the Lord would've
ordered her to do so.''
-
''The Lord.''
-
All these things mean the same thing..
-
..that my shop was razed down..
-
..due to the earthquake caused by God.
-
That means it is an act of God.
-
lt's His doing.
-
And, all those who
have suffered losses..
-
..due to Him, will have
to be compensated by God.
-
Otherwise, their collection agents.
-
Your Honour, Mr. Kanji is
trying to confuse Leeladhar..
-
..with his words.
-
Mr. Sardesai.
-
What are you doing? Let him speak.
-
lf it's proven that God exists..
-
..then we won't have to pay.
-
l see.
-
- Now you want to blame us completely.
- Be quiet.
-
- You cannot blame the Lord
to hide your sins. - Be quiet.
-
Because only we have
a copyright on God.
-
Copyright?
-
Just because you constructed
a few temples.. - Silence.
-
..you think God belongs to you..
-
Beware.
-
Our community won't spare you.
-
What's he..
- Silence!
-
Relax.
-
Until today l had heard
that God is venerated..
-
..He is worshipped, prayed to.
-
But now l see that
Gods have copyrights too.
-
God's copyright?
-
These people have
turned God into a brand.
-
Now l am assured
that God doesn't exist.
-
Not possible.
-
Because if He really existed..
-
..he would've rid
the world of imposters like you.
-
l've already proven what
l wanted to, Your Honour.
-
Now the verdict..
-
Mr. Kanji, are you alright?
-
Mr. kanji, are you alright?
-
Mr. Kanji.
-
Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
-
Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
-
What's wrong with my brother?
-
Someone get water.
-
Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
-
Thank you.
- Call the ambulance.
-
Call the ambulance.
-
Yes, he's here.
-
Excuse me.
- Just a minute, just a minute.
-
Let me thought.
- Please let us pass.
-
You cannot go inside.
- No, no, no.
-
Please, l said you cannot..
- But he's my husband.
-
l want to see him.
-
Doctor, is he alright?
-
lt's a severe attack of paralysis.
-
And now he's gone into coma.
-
He's on ventilator and..
-
..only God can save him now.
-
The 400 crore in
compensations under the 'Act of God'..
-
..will now be paid out.
-
Great, Lord.
-
Where am l?
-
Don't say that.
-
You're in the lCU.
-
Your wife and children are outside.
-
No one's allowed inside.
-
Then how did you come in?
-
l came here to wake you up.
-
lt's time for you to get up.
-
You cussed God from your heart.
-
And where's the heart?
-
On your left.
-
So God has paralysed
your entire left side.
-
l am not saying this..
-
..it's the media outside
spreading this rumour.
-
l can cure you if you want.
-
So, you're a doctor now.
-
l am all in one.
-
Want to see a miracle.
-
Soaring around on
the bike isn't called miracle.
-
l see.
-
Here we go.
-
Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul.
-
Do you believe now?
-
''You're my mother, and my father.''
-
''You're my friend, and my companion.''
-
l've donned the same
form you always see..
-
..on televisions, calendars, movies.
-
l've been seen in this form for ages.
-
And l'm standing before
you in that same form.
-
But Kanji bhai, l'm not like that.
-
You really..
-
Forgive me, forgive me.
-
Just like a devotee is
incomplete without his God..
-
..similarly, God is incomplete
without his true devotee.
-
Why didn't you show me
this miracle before?
-
That's the problem.
-
Friend.
-
l am Krishna,
that's why l perform miracles.
-
l'm not Krishna,
because l perform miracles.
-
That means you're real.
-
God exists.
-
And God isn't my father-figure,
he's my friend.
-
l am everyone's friend,
but no one understands me one.
-
People gave you a high position.
-
And you staggered.
-
Yes, but l am not
like people think of me.
-
l've common sense too.
-
l am not interested
in people's offerings.
-
l want them to
distribute all this to the poor.
-
All l care about is their faith,
their love, their belief.
-
Just a minute.
-
Belief?
-
But l never believed in You.
-
l was an atheist.
-
Why did You show yourself to only me?
-
Kanji bhai, sit down.
-
Do you know what atheist means?
-
Someone who examines, thinks,
understands..
-
..and says that this is wrong.
-
The Lord doesn't exist.
-
He's an atheist.
-
That's why l appeared before you.
-
Because you did
everything a true atheist does.
-
And a true atheist can
become a real believer.
-
People come to me for
their own self-interest.
-
They come with
different exchange offers.
-
Exchange offer?
-
''Lord, if l pass my SSC exams..''
-
''..l will walk to
Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays.''
-
''lf Dominic's agrees to marry me..''
-
''..l will light 11 candles
at Mt. Mary.''
-
''lf my wife gets pregnant..''
-
''..then l will come and
offer a blanket at your shrine.''
-
Different offers.
-
And those who can't blame me for it.
-
They say, we couldn't go there..
-
..because the Lord didn't call us.
-
The Lord didn't call?
-
Do they need a invitation card..
- Yes.
-
Do you want me to write
you an invitation card?
-
Don't l have anything better to do?
-
And anyway, Kanji bhai,
l am present in every element.
-
l am omnipresent.
-
lf you're present everywhere..
-
..why have they built temples?
-
l've my own house.
-
l don't want to live
inside those four walls.
-
Then? Why did you
create such a religion?
-
l only created humans.
-
And humans started religion, caste.
-
And it's been going on for years now..
-
..because you need it.
-
But one should
discard such a religion.
-
Never snatch the
religion from the people.
-
lf you take them away, they
will make you their religion.
-
You don't believe it, do you?
-
You've been in coma for a month.
-
Let me show you what has happened..
-
..in the past one month.
-
Kanji Prabhu paid me
a visit in my dreams yesterday.
-
And he said he's
the 11th Avatar of Lord Vishnu.
-
What's going on?
-
Kanji Prabhu appeared
in his four-armed form.
-
Holding the mace, the conch..
-
People all around the world..
-
..are seeing signs
of Kanji's Godly form.
-
l was on night duty.
-
A just closed my eyes.
-
And someone slapped me.
-
And that's when l heard a voice,
''No sleeping on duty''.
-
Circulate a few miraculous
stories of Kanji in the market..
-
..and people will
spread it like wildfire.
-
l had seen Kanji Prabhu
flying with his scooter.
-
He appeared suddenly.
-
10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet.
-
Brother Kanji is God.
-
He is God.
-
The 'dharma gurus' have accepted
Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar..
-
..asked for an apology
and have decided..
-
..to pay the claims worth 400 crore.
-
lt was His will that we
should pay, so we did.
-
But why are you making him God?
-
Who told you that he is God?
-
Do you know...when you will die?
-
Do you?
- No.
-
l don't know either.
-
But he has decided his death day.
-
On 16th December as soon as
we switch off the ventilator..
-
..Kanji's story will be over.
-
But this time we've
incurred heavy losses.
-
400 crores in insurance claims.
-
One crore to the doctor.
-
And the expense to
construct the temple.
-
lt's a onetime investment, Mr. Mishra.
-
We'll recover it in a year.
-
And anyway, we haven't had
a new God for a long time now.
-
''Hail Lord Kanji Wala.''
-
''Hail Lord Kanji Wala.''
-
''Om Lord Kanji Wala.''
-
''Sugar's high,
feeling breathless too.''
-
''Cure my swine flu.''
- Cure my swine flu.
-
l am going.
- Mahadev, wait.
-
Where are you going so hastily?
-
Forsake your anger.
-
The bed besides Kanji bhai is empty.
-
Do you want me to
reserve that for you?
-
He will forsake his
body on his birthday.
-
His shrine will be built
right where his shop was.
-
That isn't all. Now watch this.
-
All arrangements to transport
Kanji bhai's tomb has been made.
-
You snatched their business..
-
..and they made you their business.
-
Yes.
-
Kanji bhai, they've made an estimate..
-
..to earn 450 crores from your temple.
-
You're God, you
should've stopped them.
-
Friend, l would've ended the
battle of Mahabharat in a second..
-
..if l had picked up the weapon.
-
But that isn't my job.
-
My job is to show
people right and wrong.
-
This is your temple, your battle.
-
You decide what you should do.
-
Fight if you want to, or stay quiet.
-
Save him, please doctor.
-
We cannot do anything now.
-
And anyway, it's his last wish.
-
He is God.
-
Just a minute.
-
Wait here,
we'll bring the dead body out.
-
Donate as much as you wish in the donation
box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu..
-
..and have your wishes fulfilled.
-
The rate for VlP line is Rs. 101.
-
Welcome, welcome, Mahadev.
-
Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar.
-
This is called destiny.
-
Kanji's chapter's going to
end right where it started.
-
Kanji bhai's body has gone
missing from the hospital.
-
The hospital
administration has no explanation.
-
Offerings made in
clarified butter, only Rs.25.
-
Where did Kanji disappear to?
-
Call Mr. Mishra.
-
There he is.
-
He isn't Spiderman. Find him.
-
l just found out. Don't worry.
-
l am there. l'll do something.
-
Kanji Prabhu's dead body can arrive
in the truck anytime now. - Go on.
-
Everyone please keep calm, everyone
will get a chance to behold him.
-
photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu.
-
Kanji Prabhu's autobiography.
-
You are a fool.
-
l gave orders and you
set out to look for Kanji.
-
Who do you think he is?
-
Let's get out of here quietly,
otherwise..
-
..the people won't spare us.
-
Come on.
-
Kanji is alive.
-
Yes, l am alive.
-
What are you staring at?
-
l am the same Kanji whom
you've turned into God.
-
l don't know whether
you're great or fool.
-
l kept telling you don't
turn religion into business..
-
..you made him God and
started your business.
-
Tell me one thing.
-
The world's so beautiful,
why should God live only in temples?
-
l say, have faith in Him.
-
Believe in Him from your heart..
-
..and you will find God.
-
Try to find God in humans,
and you will find Him.
-
You will find Him in humans.
-
Not in these stones.
-
Not in these...stones.
-
They played with our emotions.
-
We won't spare them!
-
We won't spare them!
-
They spread the rumour
of your death as well.
-
They are the imposters.
-
Listen.
-
You kill two and there
are two hundred more.
-
Don't you see it on
television everyday?
-
Their real punishment is..
-
..let them leave respectfully.
-
Let them leave in
their expensive cars.
-
And no one will set foot
in their temples or hermitages.
-
Get that.
-
That will be their real punishment.
-
Please leave.
-
Faith and belief,
are very addictive, Kanji.
-
Once you're addicted to it,
you cannot let go easily.
-
All the people that you see here..
-
..they are not God-loving people,
they are God-fearing.
-
Sooner or later, you might
see them in hermitages again.
-
Be fearless!
-
So...won't you go along?
-
Come on, break the idol.
-
Papa.
- Where? Where is he?
-
l want you to promise that
no one will ever drop a penny..
-
..at any of the relegious places.
-
What are you staring at?
-
Break the statue.
-
Here, come here.
- Come, l'll introduce you to Krishna.
-
What?
- Come that way.
-
Look, Kanji bhai,
they're felling the statue.
-
lt's exactly like you wanted.
-
Look..
-
Who are you looking for, Kanji?
-
Didn't l say l am present everywhere?
-
l am pouring on fields as the rain.
-
And making nests along with the birds.
-
l am also taking lunch
with the ants down there.
-
Are you fine?
- Papa.
-
Yes, l am fine.
-
Whom did you want us to introduce to?
-
No one.
-
No one.
-
What are you doing, Kanji?
-
Don't wear this around
your neck as a talisman.
-
You finally succeeded
in explaining people..
-
..that this is wrong.
-
Throw it.
-
Throw it away.
-
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