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Omg: Oh my God. Full movie w/ eng subs

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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna. Krishna;
    Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna. Krishna;
    Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    ''You dwell in my heart.''
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    ''Whether its dusk or dawn.''
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    ''Whether in light or darkness.''
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    ''You're always with me.''
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    lt was my mother's dying wish..
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    ..to take the entire 'Bhajan
    Mandli' group along with their family..
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    ..on a trip to Badrinath.
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    Please do come.
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    Of course.
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    Please join us on the trip..
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    ..and pray for my mother's soul.
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    My mother.
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    Why do souls become
    restless after they die?
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    l mean, once you're dead
    it's the end of all problems.
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    Why become restless?
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    That's not it.
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    Suppose the deceased
    has a unfulfilled wish.
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    Then his son will fulfil it.
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    You won't go on the trip.
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    Get that.
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    Her mother was in the hospital
    for two years.
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    And he didn't even come take a look.
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    He was making dollars in America.
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    This charade is for the world.
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    Not for his mother's soul.
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    No need to look so depressed..
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    ..you won't get an off.
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    Get that.
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    Just one idol left!
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    By the way, where's the trip headed?
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    l can't believe you're coming with us.
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    The children are so happy.
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    She thinks you are crazy.
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    l am going on a visit to the temple.
    - ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    ''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    ''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    Where is he?
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    - A dozen of
    pot-bellied Ganesh idols. - What!
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    Those Krishnas worth 250.
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    Eight of those brawny Hanumans.
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    - What are you saying? - And
    five of those 'Sherawali'.
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    The lady sitting on the tiger.
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    What's the total?
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    Three dozen, sir.
    - Three dozen, right!
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    Then, three Sai Babas bonus.
    - What?
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    They are in a big demand.
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    Send it to the white
    Volvo parked there. - Okay.
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    What did you give him?
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    Give me too. - Funny, people are
    distributing alcohol like offerings..
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    What's that?
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    What should l say?
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    Water of Ganges.
    - Yes, yes.
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    Oh, give me some.
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    Why is it so bitter?
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    Because the Ganges is polluted.
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    Oh!
    - Yes.
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    ''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    ''Hare Rama; Hare Krishna.''
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    ''Krishna; Krishna; Hare; Hare.''
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    Apologise. They were fasting.
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    Hello.
    - We were fasting.
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    And you gave us alcohol.
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    Alcohol is permitted in fasts.
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    lt's made from sugarcane.
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    lt fills you with energy,
    and makes you lightheaded.
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    - Rascal. Keep the phone down.
    - You'll never learn.
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    Abusing in the month of
    'Shravan' (pious month).
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    See. Truth sounds bitter than liquor.
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    There's a limit to cracking jokes.
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    Papa, please.
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    What you did yesterday,
    is a sin in mummy's view.
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    And mummy's fasting
    today to repent for it.
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    l want to know.
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    How can she repent
    for my sins by fasting?
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    Sushila, it's like
    your phone's on charging..
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    ..and my battery's getting charged.
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    ls it Wi-fi?
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    Chintu, careful.
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    Papa.
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    Get down.
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    Papa, we're practising.
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    Today's 'Janmastami'.
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    You've your exams tomorrow.
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    Who will write that?
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    Get down!
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    Why do you always stop
    for religious things?
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    He'll be absolutely fine.
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    My son's playing Govinda.
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    My son won't become
    Govinda or Chunkey Pandey.
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    He'll grow up to become a cricketer.
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    Get down. Get down.
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    Come on.
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    Mahadev.
    - Coming.
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    - Let's go.
    - Come soon.
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    Listen.
    Remove the tag of Rs.250 from..
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    ..all the new idols that we bought.
    - Yes.
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    Now, watch how l sell
    it for 10-12 thousand.
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    And keep one idol from
    each on display. - Okay.
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    Understand?
    - Yes.
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    Come on.
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    One and only one piece in the world.
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    This idol appeared from the ground..
    - Yes.
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    ..when the temple at
    Badrinath was being built.
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    What are you saying?
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    A great sage from Dwarka set
    out for a journey on foot..
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    ..and that afternoon the
    sun was really scorching..
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    ..l gave him a jug of water to drink.
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    He was so pleased.
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    And gave me this idol.
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    And this idol turned my luck around.
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    l bought this, once a rented shop..
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    ..and a three room
    house in Bhooleshwar.
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    With terrace.
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    With terrace.
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    Amazing!
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    Mr. Kanji, sell this idol to me.
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    l am in big trouble.
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    l'll rot in hell
    if l even think of selling my Lord.
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    Sell the God? Look
    at what he's saying.
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    Mischievous... Lord.
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    Listen carefully.
    - Yes.
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    You can hear His flute.
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    lt's time for him to play His flute.
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    What are you saying?
    - Try to hear with devotion.
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    Listen, you can hear
    the echo of Mathura.
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    Rajastan, Om Sai Ram.
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    Heard it?
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    Can you hear?
    - Yes, yes.
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    Now leave. - Sell this idol to me.
    Please, Mr. Kanji.
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    l'll let this idol out of my sight..
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    ..only when that
    special person arrives.
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    The chosen one.
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    Who is that?
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    The sage had said that
    ''A great devotee of Sai..
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    ''..from Rajasthan
    will come for His ldol''.
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    That's amazing.
    - What?
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    That's me.
    - No, no.
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    Look, there's my car.
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    RJ, Rajasthan.
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    And it also has an 'Om Sai' sticker.
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    That's true.
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    What did you say your name was?
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    Bhanwar Lal.
    - Bhanwar Lal?
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    Mahadev...it's him?
    - What?
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    Who?
    - lt's him?
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    What happened? - The sage had
    written your name himself.
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    Look.
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    Bhanwar Lal.
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    l don't understand
    a word that's written here.
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    lt's written in Madrasi.
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    He was a Madrasi.
    Though he lived in Dwarka but, look..
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    Great.
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    This idol now belongs to you.
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    Thank you.
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    Great.
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    Kanji Money?
    - Bhanwar Lal.
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    You only listen, but don't understand.
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    l said l won't
    charge you for this idol..
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    ..but l will have to pay the sage.
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    Yes, of course.
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    Here you go. 100 rupees.
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    Only 100..
    - Mahadev. Mahadev.
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    This is a question of devotion.
    We cannot force anyone.
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    Do you how much l had at that time?
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    Only 20 rupees.
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    Only 20 rupees. Remember?
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    So do you know what l did?
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    l was wearing a similar gold chain.
    And l gave that to him.
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    lt's all about faith.
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    Anything you give is less.
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    Anything you give is less.
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    Wow. What a thought.
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    Not just my gold chain,
    l will give up my gold ring too.
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    That's it.
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    Here. Here you go.
    - Great. Take of everything.
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    Take of everything.
    - Take it.
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    Great, great, great.
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    Glory to..
    - Lord Krishna!
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    Glory.
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    Now, where will this idol emerge from?
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    From the land of Mathura, where else?
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    Glory to Sri Kanji Lalji Mehta.
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    Glory to you.
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    As long as people
    believe in toys like this..
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    ..our business will prosper.
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    Kanji. This is the God's idol,
    don't call it a toy.
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    The Lord is only a delusion.
    - Yes, let's go.
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    lsn't that Chintu?
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    Yes.
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    Yes, that's him.
    - Yes.
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    Yes. He's dancing so well.
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    l'll put an end to all this.
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    Shut down the shop and
    get the scooter. - Yes.
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    Come on.
    - Kanji. - Yes.
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    Look after my shop for a month.
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    Why?
    - l'm going on Haj.
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    l suggest that you
    get your shop fixed..
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    ..rather than going on a Haj.
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    God save me from devils.
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    Your shop will come crashing
    down even if anyone sneezes.
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    Let's go.
    - Coming.
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    Feed them worth 10 rupees.
    - Okay.
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    Let's go, let's go.
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    Glory to..
    - Siddeshwar Maharaj.
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    Let the 'Janmastami'
    festivities begin.
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''You're so striking.''
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    ''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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    ''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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    ''You're so striking.''
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    ''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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    ''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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    ''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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    ''But we promise.''
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    ''We won't let you go.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''You're so striking.''
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    ''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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    ''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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    ''You're so striking.''
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    ''lf you're fire, l am water.''
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    ''lf you're the sky, we're the stars.''
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    ''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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    ''But we promise.''
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    ''We won't let you go.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.''
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    ''ln my body.''
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    ''11, 12, 13...''
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    ''11, 12, 13. The heat's rising.''
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    ''ln my body.''
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    ''Don't look now.''
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    ''My eyes are spitting fire.''
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    ''This sight looks so colourful.''
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    ''You're so talked about,
    you're so unique.''
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    ''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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    ''But we promise.''
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    ''We won't let you go.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    Just one more place left to visit.
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    Mishra.
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    You call me from Kashi for a day..
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    ..and make me travel the entire day.
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    lt's a small area.
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    Once you give them your blessings..
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    ..they'll cast their votes for me.
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    Glory to..
    - Siddeshwar Maharaj.
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    ''What's this fervour?''
    ''What's this obsession?''
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    ''What's this craze?''
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    ''What's this fervour?''
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    ''Tell me. Tell me.''
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    ''What's this fervour?''
    ''What's this obsession?''
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    ''What's this craze?''
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    ''What's this passion all around?''
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    ''We'll lose ourselves in your joy.''
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    ''We'll lose
    ourselves in your devotion.''
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    ''Even if we've to lay down our lives.''
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    ''But we promise.''
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    ''We won't let you go.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    Look, Sonakshi Sinha.
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    She is Rowdy,
    my Rathore's in the next alley.
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    Let's go. Come on.
    - Yes.
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    ''Break the pot.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    Begin with the festivities.
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    What's going on here? Move.
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    Get down
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    Come here.
    - Yes.
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
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    Break it.
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    Hear! Hear! Hear! Hear!
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    Calm down! Calm down!
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    lt's the Swami's orders.
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    Calm down!
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    Calm down! Calm down!
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    What orders?
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    Sri Siddeshwar Maharaj has just said..
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    ..that Lord Krishna is very pleased..
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    ..to see the crowd
    that has gathered around..
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    ..for the 'Janmastami' festivities.
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    And today He'll eat milk
    and butter from His devotees.
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    Yes, He'll drink milk and eat butter.
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    And Siddeshwar
    Maharaj also says that..
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    ..this auspicious
    opportunity will last only for an hour.
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    Only one hour.
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    So, your time begins now.
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    Go. Go.
    - Who is that imposter?
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    Hello.
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    Play it, play it.
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    Go ahead, feed Him.
    - What's wrong with the mic?
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    Take a look.
    - What's wrong with the mic?
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    Where's everyone going?
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    Go, go.
    - No.
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    Where are you going?
    - Go.
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    Get down.
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    Play it.
    - Wait everyone. Wait.
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    Even Siddeshwar
    Maharaj is asking you to go.
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    Go, go, leave.
    - Leave me.
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    What have you done?
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    No, papa. - Fool,
    breaking pots during exam times.
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    Stop it, stop it.
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    Go and feed some butter to the Lord.
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    l won't stop you next time.
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    Stop you fool!
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    You'll be punished for
    your unpardonable sin.
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    He will punish you Himself.
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    He will punish you.
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    Don't try to scare me
    in the name of Lord.
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    l'll see what He does to me.
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    Go home, it's going to rain.
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    You'll get drenched.
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    lt's an earthquake.
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    Swamiji Rain?
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    Rain?
    - Rain?
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    My hand's paining.
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    l won't be able to
    write my exam tomorrow.
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    l'll slap you.
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    l'll make you hold the pen in
    your mouth and write your paper.
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    You're scolding him.
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    But what about you?
    - What did l do?
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    What?
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    The festivities were left incomplete.
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    You've to admit that there's God.
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    You spread the rumour..
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    ..and immediately
    there was an earthquake.
  • 20:24 - 20:25
    - Remember.
    - What earthquake?
  • 20:25 - 20:29
    Even the utensils didn't budge.
  • 20:29 - 20:31
    Papa.
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    l think they took your
    announcement too seriously.
  • 20:34 - 20:38
    This news just came in
    from parts of the country..
  • 20:38 - 20:42
    ..that the idol of Sri
    Krishna's eating butter.
  • 20:42 - 20:44
    ls the Lord eating butter?
    - No.
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    Priest, offer the
    Lord some buttermilk.
  • 20:46 - 20:50
    People are offering cheese,
    cottage-cheese..
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    ..butter, buttermilk to
    the idol of Krishna. - Oh, God!
  • 20:53 - 20:55
    The rumour has spread so far.
  • 20:55 - 20:56
    Please, eat it.
  • 20:56 - 20:59
    This is low-cholesterol cheese.
  • 20:59 - 21:01
    The Lord's so lucky.
  • 21:01 - 21:04
    Look at the things He's getting.
  • 21:04 - 21:06
    Earlier, people would keep
    it in a covered platter..
  • 21:06 - 21:06
    ..in front of Him.
  • 21:06 - 21:09
    But now they're feeding Him.
  • 21:09 - 21:09
    Let Him enjoy.
  • 21:09 - 21:13
    lt's your fault.
  • 21:13 - 21:16
    Mumbai just experienced a
    slight earthquake tremor..
  • 21:16 - 21:19
    ..of 3.5 Richter scale,
    which didn't cause..
  • 21:19 - 21:21
    ..any harm to life or property.
  • 21:21 - 21:24
    See. Heard that?
  • 21:24 - 21:26
    But a shop in the flea
    market has collapsed..
  • 21:26 - 21:28
    ..which was closed at that time.
  • 21:28 - 21:31
    Must be Mohammad's shop.
  • 21:31 - 21:32
    According to our sources..
  • 21:32 - 21:41
    ..the shop was registered
    to Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta.
  • 21:41 - 21:43
    lt's really surprising, because..
  • 21:43 - 21:48
    ..there are other old shops in
    this market which are still intact.
  • 21:48 - 21:52
    But Kanji Lalji Mehta's shop
    has been completely destroyed.
  • 21:52 - 21:57
    This is Shweta Tiwari, with
    cameraman Vaibhav Mishra, ABP News.
  • 21:57 - 22:00
    Sister, switch on ABP News quickly.
  • 22:00 - 22:01
    We saw.
  • 22:01 - 22:02
    Brother-in-law's shop
    is gone. lt's collapsed.
  • 22:02 - 22:05
    Pravin!
    - Calm down, father.
  • 22:05 - 22:07
    No, sister. Come
    there with the children.
  • 22:07 - 22:09
    l'm coming there with
    father and the others. - Yes.
  • 22:09 - 22:10
    Yes, we're coming.
  • 22:10 - 22:15
    We're coming.
  • 22:15 - 22:29
    The idols of Gods
    have gone underneath.
  • 22:29 - 22:32
    The shop is completely ruined
  • 22:32 - 22:35
    Doesn't seem like
    there was ever a shop here.
  • 22:35 - 22:36
    What are you saying?
  • 22:36 - 22:38
    We had goods worth 25 lakhs.
  • 22:38 - 22:41
    And we'll have to
    pay the scrap dealer..
  • 22:41 - 22:42
    ..to have this cleared.
  • 22:42 - 22:44
    Why pay?
  • 22:44 - 22:46
    We'll give him one
    of the broken idols..
  • 22:46 - 22:48
    ..and say ''lt appeared
    from the ground in Amarnath''.
  • 22:48 - 22:50
    What are you saying, brother-in-law?
  • 22:50 - 22:52
    You'll soon be bankrupt.
  • 22:52 - 22:54
    Do you know the
    losses you've incurred?
  • 22:54 - 22:56
    40 lakhs.
  • 22:56 - 22:58
    Goods worth 25 lakhs
    bought on credit..
  • 22:58 - 23:00
    ..and 15 lakhs spent on
    renovation last month.
  • 23:00 - 23:03
    40 lakhs? Where did you
    get that kind of money?
  • 23:03 - 23:08
    We borrowed a part of the
    amount by mortgaging the house.
  • 23:08 - 23:12
    And l borrowed 10 lakhs from a friend.
  • 23:12 - 23:14
    And 5 lakhs from your own pocket..
  • 23:14 - 23:16
    ..for earning 18% interest.
  • 23:16 - 23:18
    Pravin, you fool.
  • 23:18 - 23:22
    You didn't even ask me.
  • 23:22 - 23:25
    How will we arrange
    for such a huge sum?
  • 23:25 - 23:28
    There's hardly 30-40
    thousand in the bank.
  • 23:28 - 23:30
    And we don't even have jewellery.
  • 23:30 - 23:36
    Sushila. We'll manage.
    - How?
  • 23:36 - 23:40
    Why don't you understand?
  • 23:40 - 23:42
    lf you hadn't spoken
    ill about the Lord..
  • 23:42 - 23:44
    ..He wouldn't have
    caused this earthquake.
  • 23:44 - 23:47
    His justice is silent.
  • 23:47 - 23:51
    Will you please stop preaching?
  • 23:51 - 23:53
    You mean to say, that the Lord..
  • 23:53 - 23:56
    ..who doesn't exist,
    razed down my shop..
  • 23:56 - 23:59
    ..because l spoke ill about Him?
  • 23:59 - 24:03
    So, just to prove Himself..
  • 24:03 - 24:07
    ..he razed down just
    my shop in a fit of rage.
  • 24:07 - 24:09
    And if l still don't believe in Him..
  • 24:09 - 24:12
    ..he will make me incur more losses?
    - Yes.
  • 24:12 - 24:14
    What yes?
  • 24:14 - 24:20
    l still don't believe in You?
  • 24:20 - 24:26
    l haven't incurred any loss.
  • 24:26 - 24:31
    Look.
  • 24:31 - 24:33
    What's he doing?
    - What..
  • 24:33 - 24:36
    Everything's lost, Kanji.
  • 24:36 - 25:03
    Only thing left is this Godrej safe.
  • 25:03 - 25:07
    Rolex.
  • 25:07 - 25:09
    lt's a Rolex.
    - Nah.
  • 25:09 - 25:16
    Mr. Dinesh. lsn't that
    a Rolex watch you're wearing?
  • 25:16 - 25:18
    Must be worth 1.5 -2 lakhs.
  • 25:18 - 25:21
    lt's worth 10.
  • 25:21 - 25:23
    Mr. Kanji.
  • 25:23 - 25:25
    l am sure you read the
    terms and conditions..
  • 25:25 - 25:28
    ..before reading the policy.
  • 25:28 - 25:29
    Not at all, sir.
  • 25:29 - 25:33
    Your officer asked me to
    sign at the places marked..
  • 25:33 - 25:34
    ..and l did so.
  • 25:34 - 25:37
    How irresponsible you are.
  • 25:37 - 25:38
    What happened, sir?
  • 25:38 - 25:39
    Your policy insures you against..
  • 25:39 - 25:45
    ..accidents like theft, fire, fraud.
  • 25:45 - 25:47
    Right. That's what we opted for.
  • 25:47 - 25:49
    But not against Act of God.
  • 25:49 - 25:52
    Act of God?
  • 25:52 - 25:54
    See, it's written here clearly.
  • 25:54 - 25:55
    Conditions apply.
  • 25:55 - 25:59
    My glasses.. - ln the event of
    loss or damage to the property..
  • 25:59 - 26:03
    ..the insurance company
    is not liable to pay..
  • 26:03 - 26:09
    ..any amount if the damage
    is caused by act of God.
  • 26:09 - 26:13
    And here are your signatures.
  • 26:13 - 26:16
    lt's written in such small letters.
  • 26:16 - 26:18
    And nobody reads that.
  • 26:18 - 26:20
    What is 'Act of God'?
  • 26:20 - 26:23
    lncidents that are
    not caused by humans.
  • 26:23 - 26:28
    Like?
    - Like earthquake, Tsunami, Thunder.
  • 26:28 - 26:30
    You cannot claim
    insurance in such cases.
  • 26:30 - 26:32
    Because these are natural calamities.
  • 26:32 - 26:34
    But l don't believe in God.
  • 26:34 - 26:35
    Tell him.
  • 26:35 - 26:38
    l don't care if you do or don't.
  • 26:38 - 26:40
    You're signatures are right here.
  • 26:40 - 26:42
    l am so sorry.
  • 26:42 - 26:44
    Sorry? What sorry?
  • 26:44 - 26:45
    Sir.
  • 26:45 - 26:48
    Sir, l've invested my
    entire earnings in the shop.
  • 26:48 - 26:49
    Even my house is mortgaged.
  • 26:49 - 26:49
    And you're saying sorry.
  • 26:49 - 26:52
    l know, but your
    claim cannot be approved.
  • 26:52 - 26:58
    You may go now.
  • 26:58 - 27:03
    No, sir. l won't leave
    until my claim isn't approved.
  • 27:03 - 27:06
    Security.
  • 27:06 - 27:07
    Sir..
  • 27:07 - 27:08
    Sir, why are you calling security?
  • 27:08 - 27:11
    l'm talking to you decently.
    - Yes, sir.
  • 27:11 - 27:13
    Take him away, please.
    - Why call the security..
  • 27:13 - 27:14
    Come on.
    - Just a minute.
  • 27:14 - 27:16
    Just a minute.
  • 27:16 - 27:17
    Come on.
  • 27:17 - 27:19
    You just know how to
    swindle our money.
  • 27:19 - 27:20
    Mind your language.
  • 27:20 - 27:22
    You should be publicly beaten.
  • 27:22 - 27:23
    Throw him out.
  • 27:23 - 27:26
    Get out! Get out!
  • 27:26 - 27:32
    You get this for
    2000 in the flea market.
  • 27:32 - 27:34
    Don't you understand?
  • 27:34 - 27:35
    lt's Act of God.
  • 27:35 - 27:36
    You want money, don't you?
  • 27:36 - 27:38
    Go and ask God. Take him away.
  • 27:38 - 27:41
    Act of God.
  • 27:41 - 27:43
    Just a second. Just a second.
  • 27:43 - 27:45
    Leave me.
  • 27:45 - 27:48
    Act of God.
  • 27:48 - 27:50
    So, you believe in God.
    - Yes.
  • 27:50 - 27:53
    You believe that God
    is present everywhere.
  • 27:53 - 27:58
    ln him, him, that madam, him.
  • 27:58 - 27:59
    God dwells in everyone.
    - Yes.
  • 27:59 - 28:00
    And me?
  • 28:00 - 28:04
    Mr. Dinesh, you believe
    that God dwells in me too.
  • 28:04 - 28:05
    Yes.
  • 28:05 - 28:06
    Thank you.
  • 28:06 - 28:08
    Act of God. l didn't do it.
  • 28:08 - 28:10
    God did. lt's 'Act of God'.
  • 28:10 - 28:12
    God slapped him again.
  • 28:12 - 28:16
    l didn't do it.
  • 28:16 - 28:18
    And now God will shoot you..
  • 28:18 - 28:19
    And you will die.
  • 28:19 - 28:21
    Later, will your
    family get the claim..
  • 28:21 - 28:23
    ..or will that be
    'Act of God' as well?
  • 28:23 - 28:25
    Tell me.
    - No.
  • 28:25 - 28:26
    Kanji, what are you doing?
  • 28:26 - 28:28
    Why are you scared? Take the gun.
  • 28:28 - 28:52
    Get down now, come on.
  • 28:52 - 28:55
    The phone's ringing again.
  • 28:55 - 28:57
    Forget it.
  • 28:57 - 28:58
    You switched of your mobile..
  • 28:58 - 29:00
    ..that's why they're
    calling on the landline now.
  • 29:00 - 29:03
    Tell them l am not at home.
  • 29:03 - 29:06
    They say if we don't
    arrange for the money..
  • 29:06 - 29:12
    ..we'll have to vacate
    the house in a month.
  • 29:12 - 29:16
    l had so many dreams.
  • 29:16 - 29:18
    l wanted to make Jigna a pilot.
  • 29:18 - 29:21
    And my son a cricketer.
  • 29:21 - 29:26
    But soon l'll even lose this house.
  • 29:26 - 29:30
    Everything's lost.
  • 29:30 - 29:32
    Everything will be fine.
  • 29:32 - 29:35
    What will be fine?
  • 29:35 - 29:38
    All l have is the shop property.
  • 29:38 - 29:42
    l'll sell that and repay the mortgage.
  • 29:42 - 29:46
    ''Om Jai Jagdish Hare.''
  • 29:46 - 29:49
    ''Swami..''
  • 29:49 - 29:52
    Yes. Yes, he's here.
  • 29:52 - 29:53
    lt's Nimish.
    - Who?
  • 29:53 - 29:56
    Who Nimish bhai?
    - The estate agent.
  • 29:56 - 30:00
    Oh yes.
  • 30:00 - 30:05
    Yes, Nimish. Go ahead.
  • 30:05 - 30:12
    Did you find a buyer
    for that property?
  • 30:12 - 30:13
    What are you saying?
  • 30:13 - 30:15
    What happened?
  • 30:15 - 30:17
    What happened?
  • 30:17 - 30:20
    He's saying, there are
    broken idols of God on that land..
  • 30:20 - 30:23
    ..so it's become inauspicious.
  • 30:23 - 30:26
    The place has become cursed.
    - Oh, God!
  • 30:26 - 30:27
    No one will buy this land..
  • 30:27 - 30:29
    ..that's the rumour in the market.
  • 30:29 - 30:33
    Nimish. 100 years later,
    when people find..
  • 30:33 - 30:38
    ..idols of God under that land,
    the prices will shoot up by 4 times.
  • 30:38 - 30:39
    Four times.
  • 30:39 - 30:43
    And people will
    construct a temple there as well.
  • 30:43 - 30:44
    lf anyone wants the
    buy the land he can..
  • 30:44 - 30:46
    ..otherwise l care a damn.
  • 30:46 - 30:57
    What now?
  • 30:57 - 31:01
    l've an idea.
  • 31:01 - 31:02
    What are you doing, Kanji?
  • 31:02 - 31:03
    Suicide!
  • 31:03 - 31:05
    Sister-in-law, suicide..
  • 31:05 - 31:08
    Papa.
    - kahan kahan?
  • 31:08 - 31:08
    Leave me.
  • 31:08 - 31:10
    What are you doing?
    - Papa..
  • 31:10 - 31:15
    l am not a coward.
  • 31:15 - 31:18
    l will file a case.
  • 31:18 - 31:21
    Have you lost it?
  • 31:21 - 31:23
    He's gone crazy.
  • 31:23 - 31:26
    You will file a case
    against an insurance company..
  • 31:26 - 31:28
    ..worth 3000 crores!
  • 31:28 - 31:30
    l'm sure there are
    many others like you..
  • 31:30 - 31:33
    ..who have filed a case
    against the insurance company.
  • 31:33 - 31:37
    There must be others like me
    who might have filed a case..
  • 31:37 - 31:44
    ..but no ever filed a
    case against your Kishen.
  • 31:44 - 31:49
    l...will...file a
    case against your God.
  • 31:49 - 31:50
    What are you doing?
  • 31:50 - 31:57
    ''Who controls this world?''
  • 31:57 - 32:04
    ''Who's that sitting
    high up in the sky?''
  • 32:04 - 32:13
    ''Why are You hiding
    behind the clouds?''
  • 32:13 - 32:17
    ''Why are You afraid of being seen?''
  • 32:17 - 32:19
    Kanji.
    - Yes.
  • 32:19 - 32:20
    How will you fight the case?
  • 32:20 - 32:22
    That's simple.
  • 32:22 - 32:23
    lf your Lord can
    appear in the temple..
  • 32:23 - 32:28
    ..from 9-12 and 4-7,
    then he's free from 12-4.
  • 32:28 - 32:33
    He can appear in the
    court at that time.
  • 32:33 - 32:34
    What do you need? Tell me.
  • 32:34 - 32:35
    Agreement,
    affidavit, anything you need.
  • 32:35 - 32:38
    l will make it. Come with me.
  • 32:38 - 32:41
    l've high contacts.
  • 32:41 - 32:43
    Just tell me what you need?
  • 32:43 - 32:45
    High contacts?
    - Yes.
  • 32:45 - 32:48
    l want to send a notice.
    - Come with me.
  • 32:48 - 32:50
    Come on.
  • 32:50 - 32:53
    So, who do you want to
    serve the notice to?
  • 32:53 - 32:56
    'Bhagwan' (God).
  • 32:56 - 32:58
    So, Mr. Bhagwan
  • 32:58 - 33:01
    Surname?
  • 33:01 - 33:02
    Surname?
  • 33:02 - 33:05
    He must have a last name?
  • 33:05 - 33:08
    Sharma, Verma, Kapoor,
    Khanna, Desai, anything.
  • 33:08 - 33:11
    Don't know, because we haven't met.
  • 33:11 - 33:12
    l see.
  • 33:12 - 33:14
    No.
    - You two haven't met?
  • 33:14 - 33:16
    No.
    - That's fine.
  • 33:16 - 33:19
    What's his crime? Crime.
  • 33:19 - 33:21
    He has ruined me.
  • 33:21 - 33:23
    What? You just said
    you two haven't met.
  • 33:23 - 33:26
    This Mr. Bhagwan must live somewhere.
  • 33:26 - 33:28
    Resident?
    - Who do l send the notice too?
  • 33:28 - 33:30
    People say that He lives in temples.
  • 33:30 - 33:32
    l see...
  • 33:32 - 33:34
    What?
  • 33:34 - 33:36
    Which 'Bhagwan' are
    you talking about? - Sit.
  • 33:36 - 33:38
    He has many names,
    which ones should l say?
  • 33:38 - 33:42
    Krishna, Ram, Brahma, Vishnu, Mahesh.
  • 33:42 - 33:43
    Sai Baba.
    - lt's a sin.
  • 33:43 - 33:45
    Hanumanji. Balaji...
  • 33:45 - 33:46
    And ladies too.
  • 33:46 - 33:49
    Durga, Saraswati, Parvati, Santoshi.
  • 33:49 - 33:51
    You've lost your mind!
  • 33:51 - 33:53
    Wasting my time.
  • 33:53 - 33:55
    Get lost. Come on.
  • 33:55 - 33:56
    Mad man.
  • 33:56 - 34:01
    The nerve he has. Come on.
  • 34:01 - 34:03
    Don't trouble me.
  • 34:03 - 34:05
    Leave me alone.
  • 34:05 - 34:06
    Go to someone else.
  • 34:06 - 34:08
    l plead you.
  • 34:08 - 34:11
    Wait a minute, l'm a Hindu.
  • 34:11 - 34:16
    ''Hari Bol. Speak now,
    reveal the secrets.''
  • 34:16 - 34:19
    The person we're going to
    see now is a famed lawyer.
  • 34:19 - 34:23
    lf he says yes, our job will be done.
  • 34:23 - 34:25
    Yes, sir. Which floor?
  • 34:25 - 34:26
    Lift's out of order?
  • 34:26 - 34:28
    11th floor.
  • 34:28 - 34:30
    l forgot the key to the scooter.
  • 34:30 - 34:33
    l'll be right back.
    - Come on.
  • 34:33 - 34:37
    ''He's witty, sells lies.''
  • 34:37 - 34:48
    ''Kanji's cleverness
    is known everywhere.''
  • 34:48 - 34:51
    ''He's witty, sells lies.''
  • 34:51 - 34:55
    ''Kanji's cleverness
    is known everywhere.''
  • 34:55 - 34:57
    ''He locked horns with God.''
  • 34:57 - 34:59
    ''And invited trouble for himself.''
  • 34:59 - 35:01
    ''He always speaks the truth.''
  • 35:01 - 35:02
    ''His honesty is unique.''
  • 35:02 - 35:10
    Mr. Lawyer.
    - Yes.
  • 35:10 - 35:12
    Religious.
  • 35:12 - 35:18
    Kanji.
    - Go back, we're at the wrong place.
  • 35:18 - 35:27
    Are you with him?
  • 35:27 - 35:30
    Stop, stop.
  • 35:30 - 35:32
    Excuse me, where does
    advocate Hanif Qureshi live?
  • 35:32 - 35:40
    Up ahead.
  • 35:40 - 35:44
    ls Hanif at home?
    - Yes.
  • 35:44 - 35:47
    Come. Father's inside.
  • 35:47 - 35:57
    Hello.
  • 35:57 - 36:00
    You seem to be in trouble.
  • 36:00 - 36:07
    ln the last riots,
    l defended some innocent Hindus.
  • 36:07 - 36:12
    And my own people did this to me.
  • 36:12 - 36:16
    Father cannot walk.
  • 36:16 - 36:19
    But you want to fight..
  • 36:19 - 36:24
    ..with the One who
    created your entire community.
  • 36:24 - 36:27
    Will you flee?
  • 36:27 - 36:30
    l've no other option left.
  • 36:30 - 36:32
    l won't run.
  • 36:32 - 36:35
    Look, l cannot fight your
    case in this condition..
  • 36:35 - 36:40
    ..but if the lawyers
    refuse to take up your case..
  • 36:40 - 36:43
    ..then according to the law
    you can defend your own case.
  • 36:43 - 36:48
    ls that possible?
    - Yes, there's a provision in the law.
  • 36:48 - 36:52
    lf you want l can
    prepare your legal notice.
  • 36:52 - 36:56
    l'll be grateful to you, Hanif.
  • 36:56 - 37:02
    Hanif. Do you believe in Allah?
  • 37:02 - 37:03
    Of course.
  • 37:03 - 37:06
    God, Allah, they are all the same.
  • 37:06 - 37:10
    So, l am fighting against Him.
  • 37:10 - 37:13
    So, why are you helping me?
  • 37:13 - 37:15
    You're not the only pleader.
  • 37:15 - 37:17
    Everyone does.
  • 37:17 - 37:24
    Some pleads to Him,
    and some against Him.
  • 37:24 - 37:28
    Where do you want to send this notice?
  • 37:28 - 37:30
    l don't have his...
    - Address.
  • 37:30 - 37:33
    No.
    - Then.
  • 37:33 - 37:35
    The judge will dismiss your
    case in the first hearing.
  • 37:35 - 37:37
    l mean, l don't have His address..
  • 37:37 - 37:45
    ..but of the places
    where people look for Him.
  • 37:45 - 37:47
    ''You're our benefactor, our friend.''
  • 37:47 - 37:48
    ''So scare us.''
  • 37:48 - 37:59
    ''Why ruin our present,
    by telling us about an unknown future.''
  • 37:59 - 38:03
    ''You're our benefactor, our friend.''
  • 38:03 - 38:07
    ''Why ruin our present,
    by telling us about an unknown future.''
  • 38:07 - 38:10
    ''They put a price tag on you.''
  • 38:10 - 38:18
    ''What's money got to do in devotion?''
  • 38:18 - 38:22
    ''Hari Bol.''
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    ''Speak now, reveal the secrets.''
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    ''Speak up.''
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    ''Hari Bol.''
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    ''Speak now, reveal the secrets.''
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    Hello. Relax, just relax.
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    The shop in flea market..
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    ..which collapsed a few days
    ago due to the earthquake..
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    ..the owner of that shop,
    Kanji Lalji Mehta..
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    ..has filed a case against God.
  • 38:40 - 38:43
    This is the reaction of
    people over the matter.
  • 38:43 - 38:44
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
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    Just relax.
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    This case won't be
    accepted in the court.
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    Trust me.
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    Just leave it to me.
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    You won't even have
    to come to the court.
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    Relax.
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    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:10 - 39:12
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:12 - 39:15
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:15 - 39:17
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:17 - 39:19
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:19 - 39:21
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:21 - 39:23
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:23 - 39:24
    Glory to..
    - Leeladhar Maharaj!
  • 39:24 - 39:27
    Greetings.
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    l feel we should
    meet that person once..
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    ..and listen to his problems,
    and try to understand.
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    Well, l..
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    Although we all hold
    different positions..
  • 39:53 - 39:57
    ..in different communities.
  • 39:57 - 39:58
    But our God is one.
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    Later.
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    And today, a human
    has accused our God.
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    This is not a personal war.
  • 40:10 - 40:12
    lnstead, it's a
    battle for all humans..
  • 40:12 - 40:15
    ..who have faith in God.
  • 40:15 - 40:19
    So l've decided that l,
    Siddeshwar Maharaj..
  • 40:19 - 40:23
    ..and Gopi Maiyya,
    will go to the court..
  • 40:23 - 40:31
    ..to give that shameless
    human a fitting reply.
  • 40:31 - 40:33
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
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    Yes, it's a democracy, where
    everyone is treated equally.
  • 40:37 - 40:39
    And now, even God.
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    Even God will have to stand in
    the High Court's witness box..
  • 40:42 - 40:44
    ..where the most dangerous
    criminals stand for trial.
  • 40:44 - 40:45
    Strange, but true.
  • 40:45 - 40:50
    l still say, think about it once.
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    l already have.
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    Today's the first hearing..
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    ..and the judge will decide whether..
  • 40:55 - 41:14
    ..such a case can be accepted or not.
  • 41:14 - 41:17
    lt's a good omen.
  • 41:17 - 41:21
    Really nice. Let's go.
  • 41:21 - 41:27
    Many believers are standing outside
    the court shouting slogans against Kanji.
  • 41:27 - 41:28
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:28 - 41:30
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:30 - 41:32
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:32 - 41:34
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:34 - 41:36
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:36 - 41:39
    Many 'dharma gurus'
    have come to the court..
  • 41:39 - 41:40
    ..to give a reply of
    Kanji's baseless allegations.
  • 41:40 - 41:44
    Very few people have been
    allowed in the courtroom as well.
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    Swami, give me your blessings.
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    Move aside, no one
    will touch the swami.
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    Move aside, move aside.
  • 41:51 - 41:53
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:53 - 41:55
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:55 - 41:57
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:57 - 41:59
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 41:59 - 42:01
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 42:01 - 42:04
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 42:04 - 42:07
    Kanji, people say you're
    doing this for publicity?
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    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 42:09 - 42:10
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 42:10 - 42:18
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 42:18 - 42:22
    - You? - You will sit here.
  • 42:22 - 42:26
    Sit, sit.
  • 42:26 - 42:30
    Hey insurance..
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    How's the Rolex?
  • 42:32 - 42:33
    Working fine.
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    Relax.
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    Relax.
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    He's the one who spread the
    rumour about God eating butter.
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    All rise.
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    Kanji, get up.
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    Mr. Kanji Lalji Mehta.
    - Yes, sir.
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    We've been informed that
    you'll defend your own case.
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    Yes..
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    l don't have any other option,
    Your Honour.
  • 43:25 - 43:27
    The other lawyers are scared.
  • 43:27 - 43:30
    So, l'll have to defend this case..
  • 43:30 - 43:32
    My lordship, this is
    a baseless appeal.
  • 43:32 - 43:34
    A publicity stunt.
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    There's no cause of action
    that can be proved in court.
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    So l suggest, under
    order 7 rule no.11..
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    ..of the code of civil procedure.
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    This case be straightaway dismissed..
  • 43:46 - 43:50
    ..for out of cause action.
  • 43:50 - 43:53
    Your Honour, my
    English isn't that good..
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    ..but l do
    understand that he's asking..
  • 43:56 - 43:58
    ..to shut down this case immediately.
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    Right? You're right.
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    l don't want to get into
    this hassle in the first place.
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    l'm a Gujarati, businessman.
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    Whether the Lord exists or not,
    doesn't make a difference to me.
  • 44:07 - 44:09
    The insurance people said that..
  • 44:09 - 44:10
    ..God has razed down my shop.
  • 44:10 - 44:13
    Or, he's the One behind
    your shop's destruction.
  • 44:13 - 44:15
    So, l said fine. Ask God
    to compensate for my losses.
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    Case closed.
  • 44:16 - 44:20
    But why will God raze down your shop?
  • 44:20 - 44:21
    Fool!
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    Please.
  • 44:23 - 44:31
    Please come to the
    witness box and speak.
  • 44:31 - 44:35
    May Lord forgive his naiveness.
  • 44:35 - 44:39
    May Lord forgive his naiveness.
  • 44:39 - 44:41
    May Lord forgive his naiveness.
  • 44:41 - 44:44
    Why will God raze down my shop?
  • 44:44 - 44:47
    Exactly,
    why will God raze down my shop?
  • 44:47 - 44:51
    He has other important things to do.
  • 44:51 - 44:54
    So, tell the
    insurance company to pay me.
  • 44:54 - 44:55
    End of matter.
  • 44:55 - 44:58
    Why will the
    insurance company pay you?
  • 44:58 - 44:59
    You've agreed to the
    terms and conditions..
  • 44:59 - 45:01
    ..of the insurance company.
  • 45:01 - 45:02
    Exhibit no.1, sir.
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    Right. Then God will
    have to compensate for it.
  • 45:05 - 45:07
    Call upon, Lord Ram, Shiva, Ganpati..
  • 45:07 - 45:09
    ..Whoever you get along better with.
  • 45:09 - 45:14
    Do some of your hocus-pocus, or..
    - Fool!
  • 45:14 - 45:18
    The only way to find
    God is through salvation.
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    God won't descend down on earth..
  • 45:20 - 45:23
    ..for a ordinary man like you.
  • 45:23 - 45:27
    He would only if He exists.
  • 45:27 - 45:31
    You're turnover is in millions,
    and this is a small settlement.
  • 45:31 - 45:32
    Just say yes.
  • 45:32 - 45:37
    l will even give you
    cash discount. Really.
  • 45:37 - 45:40
    l object, Your Honour.
  • 45:40 - 45:44
    Mr. Kanji is calling
    service to God a business.
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    Of course it's business.
  • 45:49 - 45:50
    Take a visit to any religious place.
  • 45:50 - 45:52
    First you've to pay for parking.
  • 45:52 - 45:56
    Then, pay for standing
    in the smaller queue.
  • 45:56 - 45:59
    Then pay for the flowers,
    blanket, candle.
  • 45:59 - 46:01
    And the donation box is
    kept right before the idol.
  • 46:01 - 46:03
    As soon as you bow down,
    you've to put something in it.
  • 46:03 - 46:07
    And they even charge
    for the offerings of God.
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    Just like we're charged for
    seeing wax statues in the museum.
  • 46:11 - 46:15
    Similarly, they charge us for
    seeing the stone idols in temples.
  • 46:15 - 46:17
    And the priests have salaries as well.
  • 46:17 - 46:19
    His is less, and his is more.
  • 46:19 - 46:20
    And you even have income tax benefits.
  • 46:20 - 46:23
    Right?
  • 46:23 - 46:24
    So, where's the service?
  • 46:24 - 46:28
    And, Your Honour, there's
    never recession in this business.
  • 46:28 - 46:29
    No.
  • 46:29 - 46:31
    ln fact, they do better
    business during recession.
  • 46:31 - 46:34
    ''Oh, God! Oh my, God!''
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    Relax.
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    Consider that it is a business.
  • 46:38 - 46:40
    Still, why are you
    asking them for compensation?
  • 46:40 - 46:41
    You pay premiums for your insurance..
  • 46:41 - 46:43
    ..so you can ask
    them for a compensation.
  • 46:43 - 46:45
    But why will the temple pay you?
  • 46:45 - 46:50
    Because...l've paid premiums
    in their temples as well. - What?
  • 46:50 - 46:51
    What nonsense?
  • 46:51 - 46:54
    l knew you won't believe me..
  • 46:54 - 46:57
    ..so l have brought
    all the proofs along.
  • 46:57 - 47:01
    Look. These are the
    receipts of the premium..
  • 47:01 - 47:04
    ..l've been paying
    for the last 18 years.
  • 47:04 - 47:05
    On my wife's advice.
  • 47:05 - 47:07
    Look.
  • 47:07 - 47:10
    My first premium was for 1501 rupees..
  • 47:10 - 47:15
    There's a well-known temple
    in the South. l paid it there.
  • 47:15 - 47:17
    Then, l've been paying
    1000 rupees every year..
  • 47:17 - 47:19
    ..at Lord Ganesha's stall.
  • 47:19 - 47:22
    lt's called a mandap.
  • 47:22 - 47:27
    And, your honour, my
    mother-in-law used to be very sick.
  • 47:27 - 47:31
    So, the temple
    authorities said, ''Pay us 11,000..''
  • 47:31 - 47:33
    ''..perform a veneration
    and watch the miracle''.
  • 47:33 - 47:36
    We performed the veneration
    and my mother-in-law passed away.
  • 47:36 - 47:39
    That was a good thing,
    but l also lost 11,000.
  • 47:39 - 47:43
    And they didn't refund a single rupee.
  • 47:43 - 47:45
    And then, donation at the mosque..
  • 47:45 - 47:48
    ..blanket at the shrine,
    candle at church, alms for beggar..
  • 47:48 - 47:51
    ..incense sticks,
    veil for Mother Goddess.
  • 47:51 - 47:55
    ln total l've paid around 10
    lakhs in all these stores.
  • 47:55 - 47:57
    Enough!
  • 47:57 - 47:59
    Enough!
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    Don't call it a store.
  • 48:01 - 48:05
    lt's called a temple.
  • 48:05 - 48:08
    And people donate
    willingly at the temple..
  • 48:08 - 48:11
    ..for the peace and
    prosperity of their family.
  • 48:11 - 48:13
    Even l gave this amount..
  • 48:13 - 48:16
    ..for the peace and
    prosperity of my family.
  • 48:16 - 48:18
    And not for fun.
  • 48:18 - 48:21
    But your God snatched
    all the peace from my life.
  • 48:21 - 48:24
    Because only God can
    cause earthquakes.
  • 48:24 - 48:25
    Humans cannot do it.
  • 48:25 - 48:28
    So tell me, don't l've a right
    to ask God for compensation?
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    Mr. Kanji.
  • 48:30 - 48:32
    You've a tiff with God, don't you?
    - Yes.
  • 48:32 - 48:33
    So why don't you ask Him
    directly for compensation?
  • 48:33 - 48:36
    Why are you asking the temples?
  • 48:36 - 48:42
    Which company supplies
    electricity to your home?
  • 48:42 - 48:43
    Reliance.
    - Reliance.
  • 48:43 - 48:46
    So if there's an
    electricity problem in your home..
  • 48:46 - 48:48
    ..you will call up the
    Reliance office, won't you?
  • 48:48 - 48:52
    You won't call Anil Ambani directly.
  • 48:52 - 48:56
    Mr. Anil, we've a electricity problem.
  • 48:56 - 48:58
    Silence.
  • 48:58 - 49:00
    What do you mean?
  • 49:00 - 49:01
    What do you mean?
  • 49:01 - 49:06
    These priests, the saints
    are officers of God. - No.
  • 49:06 - 49:08
    They aren't officers.
  • 49:08 - 49:11
    Officers are educated people.
  • 49:11 - 49:13
    They are...
  • 49:13 - 49:17
    They are salesmen, Your Honour.
  • 49:17 - 49:19
    They are collection agents..
  • 49:19 - 49:21
    ..because they own God's franchise.
  • 49:21 - 49:25
    Your Honour.
  • 49:25 - 49:29
    This man's an atheist.
  • 49:29 - 49:35
    He doesn't know what he's saying.
  • 49:35 - 49:39
    But, we are saints.
  • 49:39 - 49:41
    We will forgive him.
  • 49:41 - 49:47
    But the world will never
    forgive him for this grave sin.
  • 49:47 - 49:49
    You won't be able to set
    foot out of your house..
  • 49:49 - 49:51
    ..if you say anything else.
  • 49:51 - 49:55
    ls that your concern for me..
  • 49:55 - 50:00
    ..or are you threatening
    me in front of the judge?
  • 50:00 - 50:03
    We...are concerned for you.
  • 50:03 - 50:05
    They pay me up quickly.
    End this matter.
  • 50:05 - 50:07
    My lord, this is enough.
  • 50:07 - 50:09
    The donation receipts,
    the submissions.
  • 50:09 - 50:13
    There's no agency agreement
    between God and my clients.
  • 50:13 - 50:15
    Kanji is saying baseless things.
  • 50:15 - 50:18
    We cannot file a case
    against God for such a small thing.
  • 50:18 - 50:21
    Small?
  • 50:21 - 50:23
    My lord, this isn't small issue.
  • 50:23 - 50:25
    That shop means everything to me.
  • 50:25 - 50:26
    My means of earning.
  • 50:26 - 50:29
    The only way to support my family.
  • 50:29 - 50:33
    And l built that shop with hard work.
  • 50:33 - 50:36
    Now, it's just a piece of land.
  • 50:36 - 50:39
    And no one's ready
    to buy that as well.
  • 50:39 - 50:42
    These people say,
    ''Donate with faith..''
  • 50:42 - 50:44
    ''..and you'll never be wronged''.
  • 50:44 - 50:48
    And the insurance people say
    ''Pay your premiums on time..''
  • 50:48 - 50:49
    ''..we're there in
    your troubled times''.
  • 50:49 - 50:53
    l gave donations and
    also paid my premiums.
  • 50:53 - 50:55
    But none of them are
    willing to help me.
  • 50:55 - 50:57
    l am an ordinary human.
  • 50:57 - 50:59
    A middle-class man.
  • 50:59 - 51:00
    My family, my wife and children..
  • 51:00 - 51:02
    ..will be forced to live on streets.
  • 51:02 - 51:04
    No, my lord.
  • 51:04 - 51:05
    You'll have to give me a chance..
  • 51:05 - 51:07
    ..to defend my case in this court.
  • 51:07 - 51:11
    And the constituency of
    lndia gives me the right..
  • 51:11 - 51:13
    ..to voice my plea in this court.
  • 51:13 - 51:24
    So please, my lord.
  • 51:24 - 51:31
    One crore is a big amount
    for a middle-class businessman.
  • 51:31 - 51:35
    And especially, when it's
    a question of his survival.
  • 51:35 - 51:48
    So, the court accepts
    Kanji Lalji Mehta's case.
  • 51:48 - 51:51
    Silence.
  • 51:51 - 51:54
    And only after carefully examining..
  • 51:54 - 51:56
    ..all the evidences and arguments..
  • 51:56 - 51:58
    ..the court will give
    its verdict, whether..
  • 51:58 - 52:01
    ..Mr. Mr. Kanji Lal will
    get his compensation or not.
  • 52:01 - 52:04
    And if he does, then who will pay him?
  • 52:04 - 52:07
    The insurance company or, the temple.
  • 52:07 - 52:18
    The court's adjourned for the day.
  • 52:18 - 52:21
    Wait. Wait.
  • 52:21 - 52:25
    You can perform all
    the veneration you want..
  • 52:25 - 52:28
    ..and ring those bells
    as many times you wish.
  • 52:28 - 52:32
    Your God razed down my shop.
  • 52:32 - 52:36
    And now, l will alone
    shut down all his shops..
  • 52:36 - 52:40
    ..or my name isn't Kanji Lalji Mehta.
  • 52:40 - 52:44
    And this isn't my concern for you.
  • 52:44 - 52:47
    lt's a direct warning.
  • 52:47 - 53:31
    Yes.
  • 53:31 - 53:38
    You're safe here,
    it's a government property.
  • 53:38 - 53:49
    But how will you escape them?
  • 53:49 - 53:51
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 53:51 - 53:53
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 53:53 - 53:54
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 53:54 - 53:56
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 53:56 - 53:58
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 53:58 - 54:00
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 54:00 - 54:01
    Down with..
    - Kanji!
  • 54:01 - 54:05
    Sir. The case has been accepted.
  • 54:05 - 54:07
    l'm worried about
    Sushila and the children.
  • 54:07 - 54:08
    l'll take a cab, you go.
  • 54:08 - 54:10
    But how can l leave you alone.
  • 54:10 - 54:12
    l'm going to the police station,
    for protection.
  • 54:12 - 54:14
    Drop her home as well. Go.
  • 54:14 - 54:15
    Be careful, dear.
  • 54:15 - 54:18
    Go, go, go.
  • 54:18 - 54:23
    Are the boys ready?
  • 54:23 - 54:25
    Remember.
  • 54:25 - 54:31
    Kanji shouldn't get to
    see daylight. That's it.
  • 54:31 - 54:33
    There he is.
  • 54:33 - 54:38
    Catch him, beat him. Don't let him go.
  • 54:38 - 54:58
    Wait, where are you running to?
  • 54:58 - 55:00
    He's hiding there. Catch him.
  • 55:00 - 55:03
    There he goes. Catch him.
  • 55:03 - 55:13
    Don't let him go.
  • 55:13 - 55:16
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 55:16 - 55:20
    ''Here comes Govinda...''
  • 55:20 - 55:24
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 55:24 - 55:27
    Don't let him go, catch him.
  • 55:27 - 55:31
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 55:31 - 55:34
    Go that way.
  • 55:34 - 55:54
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 55:54 - 55:55
    Let's sit down and talk.
  • 55:55 - 55:57
    All l did was file a case.
  • 55:57 - 56:00
    lf you try to talk
    they'll cut you in half.
  • 56:00 - 56:01
    Look behind.
  • 56:01 - 56:03
    Catch him.
  • 56:03 - 56:08
    Faster!
  • 56:08 - 56:09
    Who are you?
  • 56:09 - 56:11
    Krishna Vasudev Yadav.
  • 56:11 - 56:11
    What?
  • 56:11 - 56:15
    Krishna Vasudev Yadav from Gokul.
  • 56:15 - 56:17
    So you're from UP.
  • 56:17 - 56:20
    You can call me Kanhaiyya.
  • 56:20 - 56:31
    Catch him.
  • 56:31 - 56:34
    Careful. Careful.
  • 56:34 - 56:37
    Careful, slow down.
  • 56:37 - 56:49
    Slow down.
  • 56:49 - 56:52
    Are you a man or a stuntman?
  • 56:52 - 56:54
    You can call me a stuntman as well.
  • 56:54 - 56:57
    But people call my stunts a miracle.
  • 56:57 - 57:00
    Miracle.
    - Hold on.
  • 57:00 - 57:01
    You aren't wearing a helmet either.
  • 57:01 - 57:10
    There he is.
  • 57:10 - 57:14
    Don't go this way, go that way.
  • 57:14 - 57:30
    Down, down, down, drive on the road.
  • 57:30 - 57:34
    Faster!
    - ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 57:34 - 57:36
    That was a narrow escape.
  • 57:36 - 57:40
    Now, take me to Brahmanwadi.
  • 57:40 - 57:46
    Go straight then take a left,
    then right and another left.
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    And you'll be home, go on.
  • 57:48 - 57:50
    You brought me this far,
    so drop me home as well.
  • 57:50 - 57:52
    My job's to show the way..
  • 57:52 - 57:56
    ..it's your job to
    get to the destination.
  • 57:56 - 57:59
    Fine.
  • 57:59 - 58:01
    Keep it. Thank you so much.
  • 58:01 - 58:03
    You're so kind.
    - Thank you.
  • 58:03 - 58:15
    Take care. ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 58:15 - 58:18
    Papa!
    - Sushila.
  • 58:18 - 58:20
    ls everything fine?
  • 58:20 - 58:23
    Go up and take a look in
    the house, you'll know.
  • 58:23 - 58:24
    Thankfully we survived, otherwise..
  • 58:24 - 58:26
    No, l'll talk to the police.
  • 58:26 - 58:27
    Don't worry.
  • 58:27 - 58:32
    They hurled stones and
    acid bottles in our house.
  • 58:32 - 58:34
    l don't care lf l die.
  • 58:34 - 58:36
    But the children.
  • 58:36 - 58:38
    lf Jigna would've
    been hit by that acid..
  • 58:38 - 58:41
    l won't let anything happen to them.
  • 58:41 - 58:42
    l am their father. Please.
  • 58:42 - 58:43
    So, understand the duties of a father.
  • 58:43 - 58:46
    Withdraw the case.
    - You're a fool.
  • 58:46 - 58:50
    l'm about to lose my house.
  • 58:50 - 58:51
    Where will we stay?
  • 58:51 - 58:54
    On the streets, or in their house?
  • 58:54 - 58:57
    Do we have any other option?
  • 58:57 - 58:58
    Why don't you understand?
  • 58:58 - 59:00
    Come on, Jigna. Sit in the car.
  • 59:00 - 59:02
    Come.
    - He's made a mess of things.
  • 59:02 - 59:05
    l won't leave papa.
  • 59:05 - 59:06
    l'll slap you if you refuse.
    - No, mother.
  • 59:06 - 59:11
    Come on, sit inside.
  • 59:11 - 59:57
    Please..
  • 59:57 - 59:59
    Hello.
  • 59:59 - 60:00
    Hello.
  • 60:00 - 60:03
    Who is it?
    - Bhagwan (God).
  • 60:03 - 60:04
    What?
  • 60:04 - 60:08
    lf you were a Muslim,
    l would've said Allah.
  • 60:08 - 60:10
    lf you were a Christian,
    then Jesus Christ.
  • 60:10 - 60:18
    You're a Hindu, so Krishna.
  • 60:18 - 60:21
    You, here?
  • 60:21 - 60:24
    You're an excellent stuntman, really.
  • 60:24 - 60:25
    Very good.
  • 60:25 - 60:28
    l'm sure you're
    acting is decent as well.
  • 60:28 - 60:31
    Why don't you approach
    some television channel?
  • 60:31 - 60:36
    They keep remaking
    Ramayan and Mahabharat.
  • 60:36 - 60:39
    Krishna.
  • 60:39 - 60:41
    Suited-booted Krishna.
  • 60:41 - 60:44
    Here to teach me a lesson.
  • 60:44 - 60:47
    Look.
  • 60:47 - 60:49
    Look there.
  • 60:49 - 60:51
    Gods are bare-bodied.
  • 60:51 - 60:52
    Like this.
  • 60:52 - 60:56
    They're never fully covered.
  • 60:56 - 60:58
    That's your wedding photo, right?
    - Yes.
  • 60:58 - 60:59
    Wearing that traditional attire.
  • 60:59 - 61:02
    So, did you only wear
    a traditional attire..
  • 61:02 - 61:03
    ..since your wedding?
  • 61:03 - 61:04
    No, right?
    - No.
  • 61:04 - 61:08
    See. That's our older image.
  • 61:08 - 61:10
    Conch in one hand, mace in the other.
  • 61:10 - 61:12
    Where are yours?
  • 61:12 - 61:18
    lf l keep holding them all day,
    won't my arms hurt?
  • 61:18 - 61:19
    Think.
  • 61:19 - 61:22
    Actually, our latest photos
    haven't been updated on Facebook.
  • 61:22 - 61:24
    People still use the
    older ones, and we let them.
  • 61:24 - 61:25
    We don't have a problem.
  • 61:25 - 61:27
    - Let them. - That's enough.
  • 61:27 - 61:33
    You're boring me now. Get out, leave.
  • 61:33 - 61:35
    Mahadev!
  • 61:35 - 61:40
    - Mahadev! - Only you
    can hear and see me.
  • 61:40 - 61:46
    Yes, coming. Coming.
  • 61:46 - 61:47
    Mahadev!
  • 61:47 - 61:49
    What happened? What happened, Kanji?
  • 61:49 - 61:50
    See him.
  • 61:50 - 61:53
    He calls himself God.
  • 61:53 - 61:54
    l can see him.
  • 61:54 - 61:56
    He can see you.
  • 61:56 - 61:59
    My name's Krishna, your new neighbour.
  • 61:59 - 62:01
    Neighbour?
  • 62:01 - 62:03
    Neighbour?
  • 62:03 - 62:05
    The person Kanji had
    mortgaged his house to..
  • 62:05 - 62:08
    ..has sold it to me.
  • 62:08 - 62:13
    Here are the documents.
  • 62:13 - 62:18
    And, Kanji bhai, sorry
    for that joke about God.
  • 62:18 - 62:20
    What's this?
  • 62:20 - 62:22
    How can he sell my house to him?
  • 62:22 - 62:24
    l was about to pay him on time.
  • 62:24 - 62:25
    l already paid him.
  • 62:25 - 62:27
    This isn't done.
  • 62:27 - 62:28
    This is my house.
    Nobody can just buy it.
  • 62:28 - 62:31
    Relax. Chill.
  • 62:31 - 62:34
    When you get your
    compensation from God..
  • 62:34 - 62:38
    ..you can repay me, l will leave.
  • 62:38 - 62:41
    And anyway, l always leave
    after my project is over.
  • 62:41 - 62:45
    Why buy the house
    when you want to leave?
  • 62:45 - 62:48
    Are you a agent?
  • 62:48 - 62:50
    l am not that low.
  • 62:50 - 62:51
    l've a consultancy firm.
  • 62:51 - 62:54
    l give advice to people.
    - Advice.
  • 62:54 - 62:56
    Anyone who thinks of me.
  • 62:56 - 62:58
    Public service. Service open to all.
  • 62:58 - 63:01
    A solution to every problem.
  • 63:01 - 63:03
    Sometimes it gets slightly delayed.
  • 63:03 - 63:06
    But...l always get there on time.
  • 63:06 - 63:07
    There's delay but not denial.
  • 63:07 - 63:10
    Just like l came here,
    to help Kanji bhai.
  • 63:10 - 63:11
    Help me?
  • 63:11 - 63:12
    l found out about your condition..
  • 63:12 - 63:15
    ..only after l brought the house.
  • 63:15 - 63:16
    The court case, lost your shop..
  • 63:16 - 63:17
    ..and your wife and children too.
  • 63:17 - 63:20
    Kanji bhai, don't worry.
  • 63:20 - 63:22
    You can stay here.
  • 63:22 - 63:25
    ln return,
    l will only use your things.
  • 63:25 - 63:30
    Television, fridge, etcetera.
  • 63:30 - 63:32
    Fine, but remember..
  • 63:32 - 63:34
    ..one day l will buy this
    house back from you.
  • 63:34 - 63:36
    So be it!
  • 63:36 - 63:38
    l mean, l promise.
  • 63:38 - 63:41
    He's a nice man.
    - Something you said.
  • 63:41 - 63:44
    No, just.. Cheers.
  • 63:44 - 63:46
    Calls himself God.
  • 63:46 - 63:47
    l think he's drunk.
  • 63:47 - 63:51
    Thank you, for letting
    me stay in my own house.
  • 63:51 - 63:54
    Thank you so much.
  • 63:54 - 63:56
    Thank you.
  • 63:56 - 63:59
    l will sleep outside on the terrace.
  • 63:59 - 64:01
    And you can sleep wherever you want.
  • 64:01 - 64:02
    lt's your house.
  • 64:02 - 64:04
    Thank you. Goodnight.
  • 64:04 - 64:06
    And yes, the light
    switch is at the back.
  • 64:06 - 64:12
    Switch off the lights
    before you go to sleep.
  • 64:12 - 64:14
    Another power failure.
  • 64:14 - 64:19
    No. you switched it off.
    - No, l didn't.
  • 64:19 - 64:20
    You're drunk.
  • 64:20 - 64:24
    So?
  • 64:24 - 64:36
    l see.
  • 64:36 - 64:44
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 64:44 - 64:51
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 64:51 - 65:18
    ''Go...go...go...Govinda.''
  • 65:18 - 65:20
    Case on God admitted. Paper,
    paper, paper.
  • 65:20 - 65:28
    High Court has put it's seal on it.
  • 65:28 - 65:31
    Through the notice prepared
    by advocate Hanif Qureshi..
  • 65:31 - 65:34
    ..Kanji Lalji Mehta's case
    on God has been accepted.
  • 65:34 - 65:35
    l think he's mad.
  • 65:35 - 65:37
    Who is this guy?
  • 65:37 - 65:44
    Hey Jigna, what happened?
  • 65:44 - 65:47
    See, his wife ran away.
  • 65:47 - 65:48
    Who can live with that madman?
  • 65:48 - 65:50
    l don't even talk to him.
  • 65:50 - 65:57
    Or the Lord might punish us as well.
  • 65:57 - 66:00
    What a splendid bike.
    - But, who is he?
  • 66:00 - 66:04
    l think he arrived just last night.
  • 66:04 - 66:07
    Who's playing this classical music?
  • 66:07 - 66:12
    l've heard that the new
    guest is really handsome.
  • 66:12 - 66:15
    Don't l look handsome?
  • 66:15 - 66:23
    Get inside.
  • 66:23 - 66:27
    Hey, Hari Prasad.
  • 66:27 - 66:28
    Hey, Chaurasiya.
  • 66:28 - 66:31
    What's all this?
  • 66:31 - 66:33
    l was waking up the birds!
  • 66:33 - 66:34
    What? Who?
  • 66:34 - 66:36
    l was waking up the birds!
  • 66:36 - 66:37
    Practice. l was practising.
  • 66:37 - 66:40
    lt's a good thing to
    do in the morning.
  • 66:40 - 66:44
    Don't do it.
    Don't do all this in my house.
  • 66:44 - 66:46
    lt's your house you can
    play anything you want.
  • 66:46 - 66:48
    Good morning.
    - What?
  • 66:48 - 66:52
    Not me, there's a lady in your house.
  • 66:52 - 66:53
    Hello.
  • 66:53 - 66:55
    Hello.
  • 66:55 - 66:57
    l brought breakfast.
  • 66:57 - 66:59
    l thought since sister-in-law isn't home,
    so.. - No need.
  • 66:59 - 67:03
    l'll have bread and butter.
  • 67:03 - 67:06
    Where's the butter?
  • 67:06 - 67:10
    l ate it.
  • 67:10 - 67:13
    There was half a kilo of
    butter in there, you ate it all.
  • 67:13 - 67:15
    lt's my favourite thing. So l ate it.
  • 67:15 - 67:17
    Tell me one thing.
  • 67:17 - 67:19
    Why do they make it so salty?
  • 67:19 - 67:22
    Just like his name.
  • 67:22 - 67:23
    Are you all alone?
  • 67:23 - 67:25
    Your wife?
    - Of course.
  • 67:25 - 67:27
    Sixteen thousand..
    - What?
  • 67:27 - 67:29
    She lives in Sholapur.
  • 67:29 - 67:32
    What did you hear?
    - Sixteen thousand.
  • 67:32 - 67:35
    No, she lives in Sholapur.
  • 67:35 - 67:36
    He can't handle one..
  • 67:36 - 67:38
    ..how can l have sixteen thousand.
  • 67:38 - 67:40
    Please go. He's a big liar.
  • 67:40 - 67:42
    He was boring me yesterday.
  • 67:42 - 67:46
    - Please go.
    - Give it.
  • 67:46 - 67:48
    lf you eat all that
    you'll get a stomach ache.
  • 67:48 - 67:50
    First half a kilo of
    butter and now this.
  • 67:50 - 67:55
    l'll be fine.
  • 67:55 - 67:57
    - Hello.
    - Sir, l'm speaking from ABP News.
  • 67:57 - 68:00
    l am standing below your house.
  • 68:00 - 68:02
    Sir.
  • 68:02 - 68:05
    Look, l don't want to be
    a piece of news for you.
  • 68:05 - 68:08
    And don't call me again.
  • 68:08 - 68:10
    Sir, just one interview.
  • 68:10 - 68:17
    Since he filed a case
    against God, he's become alone.
  • 68:17 - 68:20
    One has to tread on such a path alone.
  • 68:20 - 68:26
    Let's see how far our friend goes.
  • 68:26 - 68:28
    The advocate who
    prepared Kanji's notice.
  • 68:28 - 68:30
    He lives that way.
  • 68:30 - 68:31
    Excuse me, advocate Hanif Qureshi.
  • 68:31 - 68:33
    He lives right there.
  • 68:33 - 68:36
    Where does advocate
    Hanif Qureshi live?
  • 68:36 - 68:37
    He lives right there.
  • 68:37 - 68:46
    Advocate Hanif Qureshi lives there.
  • 68:46 - 68:49
    155 letters, and calls too.
  • 68:49 - 68:53
    Bhuj, Latur, Vishakapatnam.
  • 68:53 - 68:57
    Their claims haven't been approved..
  • 68:57 - 69:01
    ..for the past few years due to
    'Act of God'.
  • 69:01 - 69:06
    All they all want you
    to defend their cases.
  • 69:06 - 69:13
    Son, l've lost my house
    in the earthquake.
  • 69:13 - 69:21
    My son and his wife died too.
  • 69:21 - 69:24
    This is my grandson.
  • 69:24 - 69:27
    His cancer needs to be operated.
  • 69:27 - 69:32
    lf l get the insurance money,
    everything will be alright.
  • 69:32 - 69:34
    This is Aslam.
  • 69:34 - 69:35
    Hello.
    - Hello.
  • 69:35 - 69:38
    He lost everything in the Tsunami.
  • 69:38 - 69:44
    He lost all the money he had
    saved for his sister's marriage.
  • 69:44 - 69:45
    So you file a case too.
  • 69:45 - 69:47
    l'll be cast out..
  • 69:47 - 69:51
    ..if l go against the
    priest or community.
  • 69:51 - 69:54
    Look, Aslam. You
    aren't going against anyone.
  • 69:54 - 69:59
    Those who taught you religion,
    taught you to pray..
  • 69:59 - 70:04
    ..you're just questioning
    them why Allah did this to you.
  • 70:04 - 70:08
    But, the priest..
    - Aslam.
  • 70:08 - 70:11
    When you lose your home..
  • 70:11 - 70:15
    ..will the priest let
    you stay in his house?
  • 70:15 - 70:25
    Religion is for people,
    people aren't made for religion.
  • 70:25 - 70:30
    Hanif, how long will it
    take to ready their papers?
  • 70:30 - 70:33
    As long as it will take me to type.
  • 70:33 - 70:56
    Let's begin.
  • 70:56 - 70:59
    First one crore, and now
    claims worth 400 crores.
  • 70:59 - 71:01
    Kanji Mehta!
  • 71:01 - 71:02
    Advocate Sardesai is caught between..
  • 71:02 - 71:05
    ..the insurance company
    and religious organizations.
  • 71:05 - 71:07
    For God's sake, prove that God exists.
  • 71:07 - 71:09
    And...and...make God pay all this!
  • 71:09 - 71:13
    The temples, mosques,
    churches, they will pay everything.
  • 71:13 - 71:14
    Kanji.
  • 71:14 - 71:16
    Wasn't your fight with your God?
  • 71:16 - 71:19
    Silence please!
    - So why call me here?
  • 71:19 - 71:25
    Priest, how can l say
    which God of which religion..
  • 71:25 - 71:29
    ..was behind this earthquake,
    or that Tsunami?
  • 71:29 - 71:31
    That's your department.
  • 71:31 - 71:35
    Your Honour, they're in
    constant touch with God.
  • 71:35 - 71:37
    They're always in contact.
  • 71:37 - 71:41
    Why don't you tell me
    Who was responsible?
  • 71:41 - 71:45
    Why would our God harm
    people of our own religion?
  • 71:45 - 71:46
    God will never do such a thing!
  • 71:46 - 71:48
    - Silence. - He loves his children!
  • 71:48 - 71:50
    Allah doesn't hate
    his followers either!
  • 71:50 - 71:55
    - Relax. - Please be seated.
  • 71:55 - 71:59
    The court needs some time
    to study all these cases.
  • 71:59 - 72:04
    Anyone related to this
    case cannot leave the country.
  • 72:04 - 72:05
    What?
  • 72:05 - 72:07
    Court is adjourned.
  • 72:07 - 72:08
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:08 - 72:10
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:10 - 72:11
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:11 - 72:14
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:14 - 72:15
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:15 - 72:17
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:17 - 72:19
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:19 - 72:20
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:20 - 72:21
    Long live..
    - Kanji!
  • 72:21 - 72:28
    This is government property,
    you're safe here.
  • 72:28 - 72:55
    But how will you escape them, in
    temples, churches and mosques?
  • 72:55 - 72:58
    What are you thinking, Leeladhar?
  • 72:58 - 73:01
    This has gone beyond the limit.
  • 73:01 - 73:10
    Stop all the shams that you're
    running in the name of faith.
  • 73:10 - 73:12
    Otherwise, the day isn't far when..
  • 73:12 - 73:18
    ..no one will even spare
    alms in the name of God.
  • 73:18 - 73:20
    Thank you.
  • 73:20 - 73:46
    You don't understand, Leeladhar..
    - Thank you.
  • 73:46 - 73:49
    This is actually a serious matter.
  • 73:49 - 73:51
    People are making him a hero..
  • 73:51 - 73:55
    ..and the claim amount is increasing.
  • 73:55 - 73:59
    Will you just tell us about
    the problems or do something?
  • 73:59 - 74:00
    Next week,
    l've a religious programme..
  • 74:00 - 74:02
    ..on the Star Cruise, in Singapore
  • 74:02 - 74:05
    And the judge says
    l cannot leave the country.
  • 74:05 - 74:07
    Do something.
    - l would.
  • 74:07 - 74:09
    But it's the court,
    not the parliament..
  • 74:09 - 74:12
    ..where we can break a few
    chairs and the job's done.
  • 74:12 - 74:14
    lt's the court.
  • 74:14 - 74:16
    Let me think.
  • 74:16 - 74:18
    Well, there's one way.
  • 74:18 - 74:18
    l know it's an old idea..
  • 74:18 - 74:21
    ..but these days
    it's a lot in fashion.
  • 74:21 - 74:24
    Laxman Mishra guarantees..
  • 74:24 - 74:25
    ..that you'll get
    the sympathy of people.
  • 74:25 - 74:27
    l guarantee it.
  • 74:27 - 74:28
    Thank you.
  • 74:28 - 74:33
    Lord blessed us with everything.
  • 74:33 - 74:38
    The earth, the air, water,
    the flora, fauna, everything.
  • 74:38 - 74:43
    Did He ever ask us for service tax?
    - No?
  • 74:43 - 74:45
    Did he ever ask us for sales tax?
    - No.
  • 74:45 - 74:53
    And today, a madman has
    dragged Him to court..
  • 74:53 - 74:57
    ..so, will we stay quiet?
    - No.
  • 74:57 - 74:59
    We will fight.
  • 74:59 - 75:01
    We will fight together.
  • 75:01 - 75:08
    And so, guiding us on
    this path, our beloved..
  • 75:08 - 75:16
    ..and revered Sri Siddeshwar
    Maharaj will fast unto death.
  • 75:16 - 75:20
    He will go on a hunger strike.
  • 75:20 - 75:23
    Glory to..
    - Siddeshwar Maharaj
  • 75:23 - 75:27
    Today's the third day of
    Siddeshwar Maharaj's hunger strike.
  • 75:27 - 75:29
    Many religious
    organizations and devotees..
  • 75:29 - 75:34
    ..from different parts of the
    country have supported this movement.
  • 75:34 - 75:36
    On the other hand, Kanji Lalji Mehta..
  • 75:36 - 75:39
    ..has refused to talk to the media.
  • 75:39 - 75:41
    He won't take a sip of water.
  • 75:41 - 75:42
    He won't stop.
  • 75:42 - 75:44
    He's an ascetic.
  • 75:44 - 76:05
    Repeat after me, Glory
    to Ram, glory to Sita-Ram!
  • 76:05 - 76:08
    Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
  • 76:08 - 76:11
    Hare Krishna! Hare Krishna!
  • 76:11 - 76:14
    And what does God say?
  • 76:14 - 76:17
    Awaken the power of your devotion.
  • 76:17 - 76:21
    And go tell Kanji, you
    can do anything you want.
  • 76:21 - 76:26
    We will continue..
  • 76:26 - 76:29
    They're defaming me
    taking Krishna's name.
  • 76:29 - 76:31
    Mine too.
  • 76:31 - 76:32
    What have you got to do with this?
  • 76:32 - 76:34
    l do.
  • 76:34 - 76:37
    When they're defaming you,
    they're defaming me too.
  • 76:37 - 76:39
    You're my friend after all.
  • 76:39 - 76:42
    Look, Kanji bhai, it's
    the era of publicity.
  • 76:42 - 76:45
    These imposters like to show off.
  • 76:45 - 76:48
    l am fighting for my right,
    that's all.
  • 76:48 - 76:52
    And you will win this fight
    only when you expose their lies..
  • 76:52 - 76:57
    ..and that's possible only
    when you speak to the people.
  • 76:57 - 77:02
    Even Krishna had to
    enter the ring to kill Kans.
  • 77:02 - 77:05
    Enough of your fairytales.
  • 77:05 - 77:09
    But l did understand one thing.
  • 77:09 - 77:17
    Now watch...
    how l expose them and their God.
  • 77:17 - 77:22
    He's not going to spare me.
  • 77:22 - 77:26
    Hello, and welcome to a
    very special episode..
  • 77:26 - 77:27
    ..of Oh My God!
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    Why is this episode special?
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    Because Kanji Lalji Mehta..
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    ..is finally here to
    answer all your questions.
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    Many of you think
    he's crazy and cynical.
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    He's the person
    who...filed the case against God.
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    Kanji bhai, welcome to our show.
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    My first question is..
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    Why are you after all
    the religious sects?
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    You media personnel, l tell you..
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    Your questions sound
    more like allegations..
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    ..and make us sound guilty.
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    l respect all religion
    and don't believe in any.
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    This man will never change.
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    And if God exists, he will
    answer all my questions.
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    Not just that, he will
    support me in my fight.
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    How?
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    When you were small, a small child.
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    What would you do to ask
    your papa for chocolate?
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    l mean, would you chant his name.
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    ''Papa, give me chocolates.''
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    Or, did you venerate
    him with incense sticks..
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    ..or throw flowers...
    - No, l didn't do any of that.
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    l would directly ask him
    whatever l wanted. - Exactly.
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    Exactly. l'm doing the same thing.
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    People have always told me,
    that God is like a father-figure.
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    Maybe? But how can l believe,
    as long as l don't see Him.
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    You're an atheist, how
    can God appear before you?
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    Eat. Eat.
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    Kanji bhai, even l believe that
    God's like a father-figure. - Yes.
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    So, will he appear before me?
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    Do you believe in temples,
    idols etcetera?
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    Yes, l do.
    - Then He won't.
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    But why?
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    Because you're searching
    for Him in temples and idols.
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    Then why does
    He have to come personally?
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    No, this is wrong.
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    God does exist.
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    l couldn't find a
    decent job for two years.
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    l prayed that if l find a job,
    l will shave my head.
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    And see, l found a job.
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    Oh, you shaved off the entire thing.
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    Just imagine.
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    You're all dressed and
    leaving for work in the morning..
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    ..and as soon as you open your door..
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    ..you see a pile of hair.
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    Black hair, white hair,
    some with dandruff.
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    Some have lice.
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    There's a pile of every kind of hair.
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    Tell me how you will feel.
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    l won't like it at all.
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    lsn't it? So,
    imagine how bad God feels.
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    God opens his door, and
    there's hair scattered around.
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    Kanji bhai always has the right logic.
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    Do you know what's
    done with all these hairs?
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    They are sold.
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    These hairs are sold in America,
    London, etcetera...
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    ln short, your faith is sold.
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    That's it.
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    He is right.
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    He's got a point.
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    But that money is used to
    run schools, orphanages..
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    ..hospitals, charitable trusts.
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    Do you have a problem with that too?
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    lt's just like a tobacco
    seller builds a cancer hospital.
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    They have to do these things, madam.
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    Because all this is unaccounted money.
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    lf you don't show
    any legal transaction..
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    ..then the lncome Tax people
    will put you behind bars.
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    l've a problem with their
    way of extracting the money.
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    Just like the mafia
    scares us with a gun..
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    ..these people scare us
    in the name of the Lord.
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    That's a good one.
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    ''Your child's stars are unfavourable.''
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    ''He's unlucky.''
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    ''There's an inauspicious
    issue in his horoscope.''
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    ''Saturn's influencing his stars...''
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    What is this?
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    He is just born, let him breathe.
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    And this is where all
    their religious hoaxes begin.
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    Not just this lifetime,
    but they also scare you..
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    ..in the name of your next life. Yes.
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    lf you don't do this and this..
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    ..then you'll become a
    dog in your next lifetime.
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    Or, if you do this,
    you'll be born as a insect..
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    ..and go to hell.
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    And then, they read out
    an entire itinerary of hell.
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    You'll be made to sleep on
    a bed of nails.
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    Thrown in the sea of fire.
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    Fried in hot oil.
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    Am l a man or a fritter?
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    Wonderful, Kanji.
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    Too good.
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    So, what's the definition of
    religion according to you?
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    l believe, where there's religion..
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    ..there's no place for honesty.
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    And where there's truth,
    you don't need religion.
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    He's absolutely right.
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    What's the role..
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    ..of caste and
    religion in a person's life?
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    They do just one thing, madam.
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    Either it makes them helpless.
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    ..or a terrorist.
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    He's too good.
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    He'll never change.
    - Sister.
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    Oh my God.
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    Oh my God, Kanji bhai.
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    Really, you've changed
    my concept about God.
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    Honestly.
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    No matter what the
    verdict of the court is..
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    ..the young generation today,
    not just the young..
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    ..but every generation
    needs to think like you.
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    l applaud you.
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    Hey, guys. He's my father.
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    Just a minute, priest.
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    Explain us the
    meaning of these chants.
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    Priest, your fees is
    500 rupees, right.
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    We will pay you that.
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    We'll pay you 5 rupees for
    every mantra you explain.
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    Let's go.
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    They've seen Kanji
    bhai's interview as well.
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    Let's go from here, come on.
    - Priest.
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    Someone placed a big stone
    in the middle of the ground.
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    And a few people anointed that stone..
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    ..and adorned it with garlands.
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    Now, people call this
    the temple of Hanuman..
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    ..they tie bells here and pray.
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    This is the only ground.
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    Where else can we play?
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    lf the BMC doesn't do anything..
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    ..then we will talk to Kanji bhai..
    - Yes, yes..
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    No, no. That man spares no one.
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    l will move this temple.
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
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    ''Hail Krishna.''
    - Miracle.
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    Swami.
    - Yes.
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    Relieve me from this hunger-strike.
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    Each time l've to go to
    the toilet for eating the fritter.
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    Manage a few more days..
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    ..otherwise you'll have to
    starve for the rest of your life.
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    You've rented such a big ground.
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    But now nobody comes here.
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    The few that are here..
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    ..are the ones who
    rented this dais to us.
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    l fear that if people
    start believing in Kanji..
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    ..then they will
    lose their faith in us.
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    What if they stop
    coming to the temple?
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    That won't happen.
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    ln this country,
    people visit the temple..
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    ..more than they visit the school.
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    The High Court has
    accepted 455 cases..
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    ..but we'll have to wait and watch..
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    ..Kanji Lalji Mehta's
    argument in the court.
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    Siddeshwar Maharaj.
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    What's the area of your temple?
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    22 acres.
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    lt has 322 small temples of God.
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    Meaning, there's an entire
    shopping mall of Gods inside.
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    Silence.
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    There are 142 priests to serve
    the Lord in all these temples.
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    Do you know how many
    beggars are outside your temple?
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    What?
    - Beggars.
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    You remember the 320
    idols and 142 priests..
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    ..but you do you know how many
    beggars sit outside your temple?
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    Your Honour, the beggars
    outside their temple..
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    ..are restricted
    from coming inside. No!
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    Whether its scorching heat, or rains,
    just keep rotting outside.
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    Don't set foot inside.
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    Don't say no.
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    A priest from your temple told me so.
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    And he also said to me..
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    ''..Kanji bhai, if you
    want to win this case..''
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    ''..then come here every Monday.''
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    So l asked ''Where should l come''.
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    He said, ''Come to
    Lord Shiva's temple''.
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    ''Offer a bowl of milk and then watch''.
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    l thought, fine, let's try it.
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    Your Honour, l went
    there on a Monday..
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    ..with a bowl of milk,
    standing in the long queue.
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    Everyone was holding
    bowl in their hands.
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    l thought there must be
    someone inside to drink the milk.
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    All of them aren't fools to
    stand in the line holding a jug.
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    lt was my turn, Your Honour.
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    l went inside, but
    there was no in there.
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    No one to drink the milk?
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    Just then l noticed black stone.
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    lt's called 'Shiva's phallus,
    you fool.
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    Yes, there was a 'Shiva's phallus.
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    And that stone.
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    That stone was
    completely immersed in milk.
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    And right besides the phallus,
    through a small drain..
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    ..the milk was going outside.
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    l thought ''Yes, there must be
    someone outside to drink the milk''.
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    But when l saw there was
    no one outside as well.
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    All the milk was
    going into the sewers.
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    The sewers.
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    Total waste.
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    And there was a beggar
    standing right besides the sewer.
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    He must've been hungry
    for the past 4-5 days.
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    He was shivering.
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    Maybe he wanted to drink the milk..
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    ..but he couldn't do
    so from the sewers.
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    l gave that beggar my bowl of milk.
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    And do you know what he
    said after he drank the milk?
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    God bless you!
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    lf every person visiting the temple..
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    ..gives the milk to a needy instead..
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    ..then they will earn more merits.
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    Right?
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    lf you donate
    blankets to a poor beggar..
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    ..instead of offering it to shrine,
    it will make Allah happy.
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    And if you light a candle
    in some poor man's hut..
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    ..instead of the church, they he'll never
    have to live in the darkness.
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    Don't you believe in God?
    - l am God.
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    And l am Amitabh Bachchan!
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    Look, Kanji.
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    Offering milk, candles,
    blanket is a tradition.
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    Worshipping the Lord.
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    But you won't understand their value..
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    ..because you are an atheist.
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    You're still bounded by
    the illusions of this world.
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    But you aren't.
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    You're at the threshold of salvation.
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    So, why not stop the shams under
    the pretext of rituals and traditions?
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    Do you know how much oil
    is wasted on Saturday..
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    ..on Lord Shani's idol?
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    People stick coins
    on the idol like this.
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    What will Hanuman do
    with all that change?
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    Kanji is absolutely right.
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    Sai Baba lived in poverty
    all his life, for the poor.
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    As long as he was alive..
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    ..he wandered around
    for a drop of oil.
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    And today, after he's dead.
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    Throne worth millions.
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    Gold crown. What for?
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    Tell me one thing.
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    Anyone who is a
    faithful devotee of the Lord..
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    ..is blessed with His grace.
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    Right?
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    Right?
    - Yes.
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    So tell me, why does a bus heading..
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    ..for a trip to Amarnath or
    Vaishno Devi falls in the ravine?
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    They were going to serve the Lord.
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    They were going with complete faith..
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    ..and singing religious discourses.
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    So, the Lord called them directly.
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    And show me one car
    which met with an accident..
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    ..and doesn't have God's
    idol or photo kept inside.
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    Speek up.
    - l object, Your Honour.
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    From day 1 this man's
    trying to twist the case around.
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    Mr. Kanji, this isn't
    a debate about good and bad.
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    This is the court,
    we only believe on proofs here.
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    And we have proof, your
    signatures on the insurance papers.
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    And legally you have no right
    to ask for any compensation..
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    ..from the insurance company.
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    And as far as we're concerned.
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    We don't believe in the
    insurance company's conditions.
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    lf they say that the
    judge caused the earthquake..
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    ..will the judge have
    to pay you compensation?
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    Similarly, if God's name
    is written on the policy..
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    ..he isn't liable to
    pay the compensation.
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    lf you want
    God to give you compensation.
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    Then prove that
    God caused this earthquake.
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    He did..
    - But, in writing.
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    Do you have it...in writing?
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    Do you have it? Any proof?
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    Your Honour..
    - Mr. Kanji, the court of law..
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    ..cannot give a verdict
    on just arguments alone.
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    Your arguments maybe
    valid for the common people..
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    ..but if you cannot
    prove them, it has no value.
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    Do you have any proof?
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    No. - ln that case,
    the court gives you a month's time..
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    ..which is your last chance.
  • 91:31 - 91:33
    On the next hearing,
    if you cannot produce any evidence..
  • 91:33 - 91:41
    ..then l'm afraid you will have
    to rest your case and all others.
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    Court is adjurned for the day.
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    Relax.
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    Next time l see you
    in this courtroom..
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    ..l will sue you for defamation,
    and you'll lose..
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    ..whatever you have left.
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    Relax.
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    What will you do now? How will
    you prove it in the court now?
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    Because you're not alone, Mr. Kanji.
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    lt's a matter of crores of rupees.
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    Many people have hopes with you.
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    Sir, how will you get a proof in writing?
    - Sir, what about these people now?
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    You aren't playing your flute today.
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    You don't like it,
    so l'm sitting quietly.
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    l like it. You play it well too.
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    Thank you.
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    You look worried.
    - Yes.
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    The court says get us proof,
    and in writing.
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    How do l get proof?
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    There's a consultant sitting
    right next to you, ask me.
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    This isn't some housing loan issue.
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    lt's a court case.
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    lt's a big problem.
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    l've a suggestion.
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    Give me the alcohol.
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    You drink this milk.
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    You want me to mix them.
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    No, no, just drink the milk.
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    And l will give you the solution.
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    You know, Kanji,
    where's the solution..
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    ..to all the problems,
    tensions and trouble written?
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    Where?
    - ln this book.
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    'Shrimad Bhagvad Gita.'
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    Have your read it?
    - Who can possibly read it?
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    lt's such a thick book.
  • 93:39 - 93:41
    And not a single photograph.
  • 93:41 - 93:44
    How can anyone read it,
    it's not interesting at all.
  • 93:44 - 93:46
    l used to keep it in my shop.
  • 93:46 - 93:47
    But it would fetch a small margin.
  • 93:47 - 93:49
    Plus it catches termites.
  • 93:49 - 93:52
    lt causes problems. So l threw it out.
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    Threw it?
    - Yes, l threw it.
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    You threw the Bhagwad Gita out.
    - Yes.
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    Wow!
    - Why?
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    Kanji, the Gita,
    Bible, Koran has answers..
  • 94:01 - 94:03
    ..to every problems of humans.
  • 94:03 - 94:06
    l know you don't believe in all this.
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    But for your own good,
    read this book once.
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    And see the result.
  • 94:13 - 94:16
    And if the result isn't good..
  • 94:16 - 94:19
    ..then you can throw it out.
  • 94:19 - 94:23
    Kanji bhai read it once, and then see.
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    Okay.
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    ''l am not human.''
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    ''l am sold in stores.''
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    ''l created the world.''
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    ''Not with mud, but with my emotions.''
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    ''l am wandering around..''
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    ''..looking for my signs,
    where are they.''
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    ''Where are my signs?''
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    Stop begging in the name of Allah.
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    Stop begging and do some hard work.
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''l was always with
    you as your shadow.''
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    ''l gave you shade when
    the heat was strong.''
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    ''l was your
    companion in your journey.''
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    ''Still you're confused.''
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    ''Looking for your
    answers in the question.''
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    ''Where are you lost?''
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    ''Where are my signs?''
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    ''Where are my signs?''
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    Wear your slippers.
    - oh.
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    Thief.
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    Those are my slippers.
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    ''Where are my signs?''
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    Sir, shoe polish.
    - No.
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    Sir, recognise me.
    The beggar outside the shrine.
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    You told me to make an honest living.
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    Shake hands, shake hands.
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    ''My signs.''
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    ''My signs.''
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    Today's the last hearing on
    the case filed against God.
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    The claim amount is 400 crore rupees.
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    Can Kanji bhai win this case?
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    We'll have to wait and watch.
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    You can please proceed.
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    Your Honour,
    before Mr. Kanji can express..
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    ..his sharp and witty
    views before the court..
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    ..without any reference,
    l would like to ask..
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    ..does he have any evidence,
    to prove..
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    ..that God has demolished his shop?
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    Your Honour, l require a learned man..
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    ..for the next
    question l'm going to ask.
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    So, whoever amongst you is
    the learned one can come here.
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    The learned one, please come here.
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    Please sit down.
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    Come.
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    You sages always speak
    about the scriptures..
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    ..in their preaching.
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    ls everything written
    in the scriptures true?
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    Absolutely.
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    lt's not written anywhere,
    you're saying that.
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    lt's written in the Gita.
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    lt is. What's written in the Gita?
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    Chapter four, verse forty of Gita.
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    Meaning?
    - lt means..
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    Any illiterate, or faithless
    person that doubts the Gita..
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    ..is destined to ruination.
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    He stays devoid of
    sanctity on earth and on heaven.
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    Understood?
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    He's an interesting character.
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    Do you understand anything
    written in The Gita or the Scriptures?
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    Or are you blindly agreeing..
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    ..to whatever Leeladhar is saying.
  • 100:09 - 100:11
    Your Honour,
    small children in school..
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    ..don't remember the entire prayer.
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    So they just close their eyes and...
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    Move their lips.
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    They move their lips and
    you're moving your hands.
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    Kanji.
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    You've insulted a learned sage.
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    So?
    - You won't get refuge even in hell.
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    How can l?
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    You've already reserved places there.
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    How dare you?
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    How dare you?
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    Atheist!
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    Silence.
    - Leave me! Leave me!
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    What are you doing?
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    This is the court, sit down.
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    Order, order.
  • 101:01 - 101:22
    Sit down everyone.
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    Chapter 2, verse 56.
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    Meaning, a person for whom
    happiness and sorrows is equal..
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    ..and is devoid of anger and fear,
    and has a calm mind..
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    ..is called a learned person.
  • 101:46 - 101:48
    They'll teach me Gita?
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    They can't teach me, Your Honour.
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    Their lQ is lower than
    the room temperature.
  • 101:57 - 102:01
    l said a few things to instigate you..
  • 102:01 - 102:03
    ..you tried to harm me.
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    ls this your achievement, Siddeshwar?
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    Mr. Kanji, the issue
    isn't his achievement..
  • 102:09 - 102:11
    ..the issue here is
    who razed down your shop?
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    God did.
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    You're giving a verdict.
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    That's the judge's duty.
  • 102:16 - 102:18
    You just have to prove..
  • 102:18 - 102:21
    ..that God caused that earthquake.
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    Yes, and it's
    impossible to prove that.
  • 102:22 - 102:23
    Relax, relax, relax.
  • 102:23 - 102:27
    Nothing is impossible.
  • 102:27 - 102:30
    Tell me one thing.
  • 102:30 - 102:34
    The Lord has narrated
    the 'Bhagvad Gita'. - Yes.
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    And everything said in
    the 'Bhagvad Gita' is true.
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    Absolutely.
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    Point to be noted, Your Honour.
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    So tell me, why did God say in the
    eight verse of the ninth chapter..
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    ..of the 'Gita',
    ''l've created the entire universe..''
  • 102:51 - 102:53
    ''..and it will be
    destroyed on my will''.
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    ''The entire creation follows my will.''
  • 102:56 - 103:00
    ''lt is only l, who is responsible..
  • 103:00 - 103:03
    ..for its creation
    and its destruction.''
  • 103:03 - 103:05
    And look.
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    Your Honour, it's been
    said in the Bible as well.
  • 103:08 - 103:13
    Chapter 54, verse 16.
  • 103:13 - 103:17
    ''See, it is l who have
    created the smith..''
  • 103:17 - 103:20
    ''..who blows the fire of coals
    and produces a weapon..''
  • 103:20 - 103:22
    ''..fit for his purpose.''
  • 103:22 - 103:26
    ''l've also created the
    ravager to destroy.''
  • 103:26 - 103:28
    And see this.
  • 103:28 - 103:30
    Also in the Holy Quran.
  • 103:30 - 103:34
    Sur-e-Zalzala 99,
    verse 108 states that..
  • 103:34 - 103:37
    ''..the entire earth will
    be shaken to its core.''
  • 103:37 - 103:42
    ''And the earth will
    spill out its burden.''
  • 103:42 - 103:45
    ''And humans will question,
    what's happening.''
  • 103:45 - 103:48
    ''And that day,
    she will unveil her plight.''
  • 103:48 - 103:53
    ''Because the Lord would've
    ordered her to do so.''
  • 103:53 - 104:02
    ''The Lord.''
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    All these things mean the same thing..
  • 104:06 - 104:08
    ..that my shop was razed down..
  • 104:08 - 104:10
    ..due to the earthquake caused by God.
  • 104:10 - 104:14
    That means it is an act of God.
  • 104:14 - 104:16
    lt's His doing.
  • 104:16 - 104:19
    And, all those who
    have suffered losses..
  • 104:19 - 104:27
    ..due to Him, will have
    to be compensated by God.
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    Otherwise, their collection agents.
  • 104:34 - 104:36
    Your Honour, Mr. Kanji is
    trying to confuse Leeladhar..
  • 104:36 - 104:37
    ..with his words.
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    Mr. Sardesai.
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    What are you doing? Let him speak.
  • 104:41 - 104:44
    lf it's proven that God exists..
  • 104:44 - 104:45
    ..then we won't have to pay.
  • 104:45 - 104:47
    l see.
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    - Now you want to blame us completely.
    - Be quiet.
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    - You cannot blame the Lord
    to hide your sins. - Be quiet.
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    Because only we have
    a copyright on God.
  • 104:56 - 104:57
    Copyright?
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    Just because you constructed
    a few temples.. - Silence.
  • 104:59 - 105:00
    ..you think God belongs to you..
  • 105:00 - 105:02
    Beware.
  • 105:02 - 105:04
    Our community won't spare you.
  • 105:04 - 105:06
    What's he..
    - Silence!
  • 105:06 - 105:09
    Relax.
  • 105:09 - 105:13
    Until today l had heard
    that God is venerated..
  • 105:13 - 105:16
    ..He is worshipped, prayed to.
  • 105:16 - 105:23
    But now l see that
    Gods have copyrights too.
  • 105:23 - 105:25
    God's copyright?
  • 105:25 - 105:29
    These people have
    turned God into a brand.
  • 105:29 - 105:33
    Now l am assured
    that God doesn't exist.
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    Not possible.
  • 105:35 - 105:38
    Because if He really existed..
  • 105:38 - 105:42
    ..he would've rid
    the world of imposters like you.
  • 105:42 - 105:46
    l've already proven what
    l wanted to, Your Honour.
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    Now the verdict..
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    Mr. Kanji, are you alright?
  • 105:57 - 106:02
    Mr. kanji, are you alright?
  • 106:02 - 106:03
    Mr. Kanji.
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    Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
  • 106:04 - 106:06
    Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
  • 106:06 - 106:08
    What's wrong with my brother?
  • 106:08 - 106:10
    Someone get water.
  • 106:10 - 106:13
    Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
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    Thank you.
    - Call the ambulance.
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    Call the ambulance.
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    Yes, he's here.
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    Excuse me.
    - Just a minute, just a minute.
  • 106:28 - 106:31
    Let me thought.
    - Please let us pass.
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    You cannot go inside.
    - No, no, no.
  • 106:33 - 106:35
    Please, l said you cannot..
    - But he's my husband.
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    l want to see him.
  • 106:39 - 106:43
    Doctor, is he alright?
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    lt's a severe attack of paralysis.
  • 106:45 - 107:06
    And now he's gone into coma.
  • 107:06 - 107:08
    He's on ventilator and..
  • 107:08 - 107:23
    ..only God can save him now.
  • 107:23 - 107:26
    The 400 crore in
    compensations under the 'Act of God'..
  • 107:26 - 107:31
    ..will now be paid out.
  • 107:31 - 108:22
    Great, Lord.
  • 108:22 - 108:25
    Where am l?
  • 108:25 - 108:29
    Don't say that.
  • 108:29 - 108:30
    You're in the lCU.
  • 108:30 - 108:34
    Your wife and children are outside.
  • 108:34 - 108:37
    No one's allowed inside.
  • 108:37 - 108:40
    Then how did you come in?
  • 108:40 - 108:45
    l came here to wake you up.
  • 108:45 - 108:53
    lt's time for you to get up.
  • 108:53 - 108:58
    You cussed God from your heart.
  • 108:58 - 109:00
    And where's the heart?
  • 109:00 - 109:02
    On your left.
  • 109:02 - 109:08
    So God has paralysed
    your entire left side.
  • 109:08 - 109:11
    l am not saying this..
  • 109:11 - 109:16
    ..it's the media outside
    spreading this rumour.
  • 109:16 - 109:21
    l can cure you if you want.
  • 109:21 - 109:23
    So, you're a doctor now.
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    l am all in one.
  • 109:25 - 109:29
    Want to see a miracle.
  • 109:29 - 109:36
    Soaring around on
    the bike isn't called miracle.
  • 109:36 - 109:39
    l see.
  • 109:39 - 110:27
    Here we go.
  • 110:27 - 110:34
    Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul.
  • 110:34 - 110:45
    Do you believe now?
  • 110:45 - 110:48
    ''You're my mother, and my father.''
  • 110:48 - 110:52
    ''You're my friend, and my companion.''
  • 110:52 - 110:55
    l've donned the same
    form you always see..
  • 110:55 - 110:59
    ..on televisions, calendars, movies.
  • 110:59 - 111:01
    l've been seen in this form for ages.
  • 111:01 - 111:06
    And l'm standing before
    you in that same form.
  • 111:06 - 111:11
    But Kanji bhai, l'm not like that.
  • 111:11 - 111:14
    You really..
  • 111:14 - 111:18
    Forgive me, forgive me.
  • 111:18 - 111:22
    Just like a devotee is
    incomplete without his God..
  • 111:22 - 111:34
    ..similarly, God is incomplete
    without his true devotee.
  • 111:34 - 111:39
    Why didn't you show me
    this miracle before?
  • 111:39 - 111:43
    That's the problem.
  • 111:43 - 111:46
    Friend.
  • 111:46 - 111:50
    l am Krishna,
    that's why l perform miracles.
  • 111:50 - 111:55
    l'm not Krishna,
    because l perform miracles.
  • 111:55 - 111:57
    That means you're real.
  • 111:57 - 111:59
    God exists.
  • 111:59 - 112:03
    And God isn't my father-figure,
    he's my friend.
  • 112:03 - 112:08
    l am everyone's friend,
    but no one understands me one.
  • 112:08 - 112:10
    People gave you a high position.
  • 112:10 - 112:13
    And you staggered.
  • 112:13 - 112:17
    Yes, but l am not
    like people think of me.
  • 112:17 - 112:19
    l've common sense too.
  • 112:19 - 112:24
    l am not interested
    in people's offerings.
  • 112:24 - 112:28
    l want them to
    distribute all this to the poor.
  • 112:28 - 112:33
    All l care about is their faith,
    their love, their belief.
  • 112:33 - 112:35
    Just a minute.
  • 112:35 - 112:37
    Belief?
  • 112:37 - 112:39
    But l never believed in You.
  • 112:39 - 112:40
    l was an atheist.
  • 112:40 - 112:43
    Why did You show yourself to only me?
  • 112:43 - 112:52
    Kanji bhai, sit down.
  • 112:52 - 112:56
    Do you know what atheist means?
  • 112:56 - 112:58
    Someone who examines, thinks,
    understands..
  • 112:58 - 113:00
    ..and says that this is wrong.
  • 113:00 - 113:01
    The Lord doesn't exist.
  • 113:01 - 113:04
    He's an atheist.
  • 113:04 - 113:06
    That's why l appeared before you.
  • 113:06 - 113:09
    Because you did
    everything a true atheist does.
  • 113:09 - 113:13
    And a true atheist can
    become a real believer.
  • 113:13 - 113:17
    People come to me for
    their own self-interest.
  • 113:17 - 113:19
    They come with
    different exchange offers.
  • 113:19 - 113:21
    Exchange offer?
  • 113:21 - 113:23
    ''Lord, if l pass my SSC exams..''
  • 113:23 - 113:27
    ''..l will walk to
    Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays.''
  • 113:27 - 113:31
    ''lf Dominic's agrees to marry me..''
  • 113:31 - 113:35
    ''..l will light 11 candles
    at Mt. Mary.''
  • 113:35 - 113:38
    ''lf my wife gets pregnant..''
  • 113:38 - 113:41
    ''..then l will come and
    offer a blanket at your shrine.''
  • 113:41 - 113:43
    Different offers.
  • 113:43 - 113:48
    And those who can't blame me for it.
  • 113:48 - 113:50
    They say, we couldn't go there..
  • 113:50 - 113:52
    ..because the Lord didn't call us.
  • 113:52 - 113:54
    The Lord didn't call?
  • 113:54 - 113:55
    Do they need a invitation card..
    - Yes.
  • 113:55 - 113:57
    Do you want me to write
    you an invitation card?
  • 113:57 - 114:00
    Don't l have anything better to do?
  • 114:00 - 114:03
    And anyway, Kanji bhai,
    l am present in every element.
  • 114:03 - 114:04
    l am omnipresent.
  • 114:04 - 114:06
    lf you're present everywhere..
  • 114:06 - 114:07
    ..why have they built temples?
  • 114:07 - 114:10
    l've my own house.
  • 114:10 - 114:12
    l don't want to live
    inside those four walls.
  • 114:12 - 114:15
    Then? Why did you
    create such a religion?
  • 114:15 - 114:18
    l only created humans.
  • 114:18 - 114:21
    And humans started religion, caste.
  • 114:21 - 114:23
    And it's been going on for years now..
  • 114:23 - 114:26
    ..because you need it.
  • 114:26 - 114:29
    But one should
    discard such a religion.
  • 114:29 - 114:32
    Never snatch the
    religion from the people.
  • 114:32 - 114:39
    lf you take them away, they
    will make you their religion.
  • 114:39 - 114:44
    You don't believe it, do you?
  • 114:44 - 114:48
    You've been in coma for a month.
  • 114:48 - 114:50
    Let me show you what has happened..
  • 114:50 - 114:52
    ..in the past one month.
  • 114:52 - 114:58
    Kanji Prabhu paid me
    a visit in my dreams yesterday.
  • 114:58 - 115:04
    And he said he's
    the 11th Avatar of Lord Vishnu.
  • 115:04 - 115:07
    What's going on?
  • 115:07 - 115:11
    Kanji Prabhu appeared
    in his four-armed form.
  • 115:11 - 115:16
    Holding the mace, the conch..
  • 115:16 - 115:17
    People all around the world..
  • 115:17 - 115:19
    ..are seeing signs
    of Kanji's Godly form.
  • 115:19 - 115:21
    l was on night duty.
  • 115:21 - 115:23
    A just closed my eyes.
  • 115:23 - 115:25
    And someone slapped me.
  • 115:25 - 115:29
    And that's when l heard a voice,
    ''No sleeping on duty''.
  • 115:29 - 115:32
    Circulate a few miraculous
    stories of Kanji in the market..
  • 115:32 - 115:34
    ..and people will
    spread it like wildfire.
  • 115:34 - 115:39
    l had seen Kanji Prabhu
    flying with his scooter.
  • 115:39 - 115:41
    He appeared suddenly.
  • 115:41 - 115:43
    10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet.
  • 115:43 - 115:44
    Brother Kanji is God.
  • 115:44 - 115:46
    He is God.
  • 115:46 - 115:49
    The 'dharma gurus' have accepted
    Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar..
  • 115:49 - 115:51
    ..asked for an apology
    and have decided..
  • 115:51 - 115:54
    ..to pay the claims worth 400 crore.
  • 115:54 - 115:59
    lt was His will that we
    should pay, so we did.
  • 115:59 - 116:00
    But why are you making him God?
  • 116:00 - 116:02
    Who told you that he is God?
  • 116:02 - 116:07
    Do you know...when you will die?
  • 116:07 - 116:09
    Do you?
    - No.
  • 116:09 - 116:12
    l don't know either.
  • 116:12 - 116:19
    But he has decided his death day.
  • 116:19 - 116:22
    On 16th December as soon as
    we switch off the ventilator..
  • 116:22 - 116:24
    ..Kanji's story will be over.
  • 116:24 - 116:27
    But this time we've
    incurred heavy losses.
  • 116:27 - 116:29
    400 crores in insurance claims.
  • 116:29 - 116:30
    One crore to the doctor.
  • 116:30 - 116:32
    And the expense to
    construct the temple.
  • 116:32 - 116:35
    lt's a onetime investment, Mr. Mishra.
  • 116:35 - 116:37
    We'll recover it in a year.
  • 116:37 - 116:47
    And anyway, we haven't had
    a new God for a long time now.
  • 116:47 - 116:51
    ''Hail Lord Kanji Wala.''
  • 116:51 - 116:55
    ''Hail Lord Kanji Wala.''
  • 116:55 - 117:01
    ''Om Lord Kanji Wala.''
  • 117:01 - 117:05
    ''Sugar's high,
    feeling breathless too.''
  • 117:05 - 117:11
    ''Cure my swine flu.''
    - Cure my swine flu.
  • 117:11 - 117:14
    l am going.
    - Mahadev, wait.
  • 117:14 - 117:16
    Where are you going so hastily?
  • 117:16 - 117:18
    Forsake your anger.
  • 117:18 - 117:22
    The bed besides Kanji bhai is empty.
  • 117:22 - 117:23
    Do you want me to
    reserve that for you?
  • 117:23 - 117:30
    He will forsake his
    body on his birthday.
  • 117:30 - 117:36
    His shrine will be built
    right where his shop was.
  • 117:36 - 117:38
    That isn't all. Now watch this.
  • 117:38 - 117:41
    All arrangements to transport
    Kanji bhai's tomb has been made.
  • 117:41 - 117:43
    You snatched their business..
  • 117:43 - 117:46
    ..and they made you their business.
  • 117:46 - 117:47
    Yes.
  • 117:47 - 117:50
    Kanji bhai, they've made an estimate..
  • 117:50 - 117:55
    ..to earn 450 crores from your temple.
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    You're God, you
    should've stopped them.
  • 117:58 - 118:01
    Friend, l would've ended the
    battle of Mahabharat in a second..
  • 118:01 - 118:01
    ..if l had picked up the weapon.
  • 118:01 - 118:04
    But that isn't my job.
  • 118:04 - 118:07
    My job is to show
    people right and wrong.
  • 118:07 - 118:09
    This is your temple, your battle.
  • 118:09 - 118:11
    You decide what you should do.
  • 118:11 - 118:26
    Fight if you want to, or stay quiet.
  • 118:26 - 118:27
    Save him, please doctor.
  • 118:27 - 118:29
    We cannot do anything now.
  • 118:29 - 118:32
    And anyway, it's his last wish.
  • 118:32 - 118:36
    He is God.
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    Just a minute.
  • 118:38 - 118:47
    Wait here,
    we'll bring the dead body out.
  • 118:47 - 118:51
    Donate as much as you wish in the donation
    box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu..
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    ..and have your wishes fulfilled.
  • 118:54 - 118:57
    The rate for VlP line is Rs. 101.
  • 118:57 - 119:01
    Welcome, welcome, Mahadev.
  • 119:01 - 119:05
    Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar.
  • 119:05 - 119:07
    This is called destiny.
  • 119:07 - 119:23
    Kanji's chapter's going to
    end right where it started.
  • 119:23 - 119:26
    Kanji bhai's body has gone
    missing from the hospital.
  • 119:26 - 119:30
    The hospital
    administration has no explanation.
  • 119:30 - 119:33
    Offerings made in
    clarified butter, only Rs.25.
  • 119:33 - 119:37
    Where did Kanji disappear to?
  • 119:37 - 119:41
    Call Mr. Mishra.
  • 119:41 - 119:42
    There he is.
  • 119:42 - 119:45
    He isn't Spiderman. Find him.
  • 119:45 - 119:47
    l just found out. Don't worry.
  • 119:47 - 119:51
    l am there. l'll do something.
  • 119:51 - 119:57
    Kanji Prabhu's dead body can arrive
    in the truck anytime now. - Go on.
  • 119:57 - 120:04
    Everyone please keep calm, everyone
    will get a chance to behold him.
  • 120:04 - 120:06
    photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu.
  • 120:06 - 120:22
    Kanji Prabhu's autobiography.
  • 120:22 - 120:25
    You are a fool.
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    l gave orders and you
    set out to look for Kanji.
  • 120:26 - 120:28
    Who do you think he is?
  • 120:28 - 120:30
    Let's get out of here quietly,
    otherwise..
  • 120:30 - 120:32
    ..the people won't spare us.
  • 120:32 - 120:53
    Come on.
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    Kanji is alive.
  • 120:58 - 121:06
    Yes, l am alive.
  • 121:06 - 121:08
    What are you staring at?
  • 121:08 - 121:12
    l am the same Kanji whom
    you've turned into God.
  • 121:12 - 121:16
    l don't know whether
    you're great or fool.
  • 121:16 - 121:19
    l kept telling you don't
    turn religion into business..
  • 121:19 - 121:24
    ..you made him God and
    started your business.
  • 121:24 - 121:26
    Tell me one thing.
  • 121:26 - 121:31
    The world's so beautiful,
    why should God live only in temples?
  • 121:31 - 121:34
    l say, have faith in Him.
  • 121:34 - 121:36
    Believe in Him from your heart..
  • 121:36 - 121:38
    ..and you will find God.
  • 121:38 - 121:41
    Try to find God in humans,
    and you will find Him.
  • 121:41 - 121:43
    You will find Him in humans.
  • 121:43 - 121:46
    Not in these stones.
  • 121:46 - 121:58
    Not in these...stones.
  • 121:58 - 122:00
    They played with our emotions.
  • 122:00 - 122:01
    We won't spare them!
  • 122:01 - 122:03
    We won't spare them!
  • 122:03 - 122:04
    They spread the rumour
    of your death as well.
  • 122:04 - 122:06
    They are the imposters.
  • 122:06 - 122:08
    Listen.
  • 122:08 - 122:11
    You kill two and there
    are two hundred more.
  • 122:11 - 122:13
    Don't you see it on
    television everyday?
  • 122:13 - 122:16
    Their real punishment is..
  • 122:16 - 122:19
    ..let them leave respectfully.
  • 122:19 - 122:22
    Let them leave in
    their expensive cars.
  • 122:22 - 122:28
    And no one will set foot
    in their temples or hermitages.
  • 122:28 - 122:30
    Get that.
  • 122:30 - 122:33
    That will be their real punishment.
  • 122:33 - 123:01
    Please leave.
  • 123:01 - 123:08
    Faith and belief,
    are very addictive, Kanji.
  • 123:08 - 123:14
    Once you're addicted to it,
    you cannot let go easily.
  • 123:14 - 123:17
    All the people that you see here..
  • 123:17 - 123:22
    ..they are not God-loving people,
    they are God-fearing.
  • 123:22 - 123:30
    Sooner or later, you might
    see them in hermitages again.
  • 123:30 - 123:42
    Be fearless!
  • 123:42 - 123:48
    So...won't you go along?
  • 123:48 - 123:50
    Come on, break the idol.
  • 123:50 - 123:51
    Papa.
    - Where? Where is he?
  • 123:51 - 123:58
    l want you to promise that
    no one will ever drop a penny..
  • 123:58 - 124:04
    ..at any of the relegious places.
  • 124:04 - 124:06
    What are you staring at?
  • 124:06 - 124:22
    Break the statue.
  • 124:22 - 124:25
    Here, come here.
    - Come, l'll introduce you to Krishna.
  • 124:25 - 124:33
    What?
    - Come that way.
  • 124:33 - 124:41
    Look, Kanji bhai,
    they're felling the statue.
  • 124:41 - 124:44
    lt's exactly like you wanted.
  • 124:44 - 125:05
    Look..
  • 125:05 - 125:09
    Who are you looking for, Kanji?
  • 125:09 - 125:12
    Didn't l say l am present everywhere?
  • 125:12 - 125:15
    l am pouring on fields as the rain.
  • 125:15 - 125:18
    And making nests along with the birds.
  • 125:18 - 125:28
    l am also taking lunch
    with the ants down there.
  • 125:28 - 125:30
    Are you fine?
    - Papa.
  • 125:30 - 125:31
    Yes, l am fine.
  • 125:31 - 125:37
    Whom did you want us to introduce to?
  • 125:37 - 125:39
    No one.
  • 125:39 - 125:43
    No one.
  • 125:43 - 125:44
    What are you doing, Kanji?
  • 125:44 - 125:48
    Don't wear this around
    your neck as a talisman.
  • 125:48 - 125:51
    You finally succeeded
    in explaining people..
  • 125:51 - 125:53
    ..that this is wrong.
  • 125:53 - 125:55
    Throw it.
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    Throw it away.
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