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Captain Koons by Piti Contest

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    This watch
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    This watch was on your daddy’s wrist
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    When he was shot down over Hanoi
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    He was captured and put in a
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    Vietnamese prison camp
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    he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch
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    It’d be confiscated.
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    Think of it this way
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    The way your daddy looked at it
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    This watch was your birthright
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    And he’d be damned if any slopeheads
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    gonna put their greasy yella hands
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    On his boys birthright
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    So he hid it in the one place he knew
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    He could hide something
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    His ass
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    Five long years he wore this watch
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    Up his ass
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    Then died of dissentery
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    He gave me the watch
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    I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal
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    Up my ass for two years
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    Then, after seven years I was sent home
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    To my family. And now, little man.
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    I give the watch to you
Title:
Captain Koons by Piti Contest
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
01:04

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