HAIR CAKE (ft. HowToBasic, MaxMoeFoe, and iDubbbz)

Welcome, to the Filthy Frank Show.

I've got MaxMoeFoe here, I've got
iDubbbzTV.

We're gonna bake another cake today man.
It's gonna be good.

It's gonna be real good.

Hey, what's good? This is your boy Filthy
Frank.

The three of us love cooking all kinds of
shit, we're gourmet chefs.

Cakes, cupcakes, gourmet meals.

Ain't that right?

What are you, fucking gay?

This is fucked

I've got my man HowToBasic on the camera.

You're fucking weird, dude. Anyway, we're
gonna fucking bake a cake.

Cheers!

four glass vodka bottles

My man HowToBasic is also a chef.

Fuc-AHHH-

Hey, hey! That's icy you stupid piece of
shit, that's for later!

Okay.

This guy's-

blowing snot out nose noise

ahhh

it's somewhere

That's it right there

No!

That's what you get for kissing me you
fucking gay!

Italian Pizza music playing

Who fucking dropped a hair on there?
That's fucking disgusting dude.

Is this your shit?

That's pretty good.

Man.

Your hair tastes good, dude, holy shit.

We can make the best cake ever.

Grab his arms, Max!

-You have a talent!
-No.

You have a talent! You have a talent!

I'm sorry this has to happen.

Ah, yes! Thanks for buttering him up, pal.

Yo, give him a slap boy.

Holy shit.

I have cancer.

What do you think, boys?

that is fucked (quietly)

I think we need to add a little bit.

mamma make a spicy hot pizza

ahhh ahhh (repeat twice)

Gag sound

I'm not fucking doing this dude

oh come on

frank laughing

max gagging and throwing up noise

it's very hard to swallow dude

I'll tell you that

frank gagging

Oh, come on!

Yeah, that's fun, that's funny.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Yo, yo, iDubbbz, check this shit out.

Oh, I'll check it out in a second.

Dude, what the fuck?

Yo, it's fine. Just come check it out.

iDubbbz are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Seriously.

I'm goo- I'm good.

Hey, hey, dude, what the fuck?

What?

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, let's go check out the cake.

Alright man.

At first it smelled pretty good but now
it's smelling a bit like...

cancer?

Dude!

Dude, that's not okay. That's actually
really fucked

Yeah, no dude, I don't wanna eat that
either.

Dude. Eww, dude!

Ah, yes! Another day of hard work, huh?
Being a chef ain't easy.

Today we made a nice cake, a real gourmet
cake and our friend, our waiter iDubbbz

is...he is...I don't know where he is,
he's a little confused right now.

He's feeling a little sick. A little weak.

Uh, where's that cake?
Oh shit.

Jeez. I. Dude. Are you okay?

I have cancer.

Anyways, thanks for decorating the cake
for all of us and, we're gonna try some

shit now.

Where's that knife? Let's cut the cake.

Jesus Christ.

What the fuck is that?

Yo.

I thought that would cook, like burn.
That's so fucking-

That's pretty bad.

You know when, like, you get a nice tan old
skinned lady to spread her cheeks?

There's one for you and...

Here's to Chef.

-To Chef.
-To Chef.

No, seriously, I would rather eat vomit
cake. This is-

Chef?

I'm trying my hardest to swallow it.
I'm sucking the batter back and that's

coming down but the hair clumps stay in
my mouth.

It's humanly impossible to get, like, a
huge clump of hair down your throat.

Your body rejects it so bad.

It's in my throat and I can't get it out.

That's so fucking hard, dude.

Holy shit, I actually got a big chunk, yeah-

Oh shit.

Waiter, hey waiter, hey waiter.

Hey waiter.
There's a hair in my cake.

Yeah, you try it too.

Excuse me, waiter? There is hair...
in my cake.

There's a hair in my cake.

What are you, a fucking faggot?

There's a hair on my cake.

Waiter!

There's a-

This is gonna get- This is too much-

Did you know the U.S. is funding millions
of Israelis to kill innocent Palestinians?

Innocent Palestinians.

I don't like this video anymore, I wanna
go home.

Well, that was a fun time and it was a
fantastic cake, isn't that right Max,

isn't that right...? Wait, he's-

iDubbbz?

I have cancer.