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♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
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- (intrigued) Oh!
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♪ (eerie music) ♪
(laughing) Nice!
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- What is this?
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This is actually really cool.
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It's Halloween.
This is gonna be scary.
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This is less cool.
I just realized where I am.
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- (FBE) Today, we're going
to show you a series of clips
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from horror films--
- Oh god, okay.
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- (FBE) But the thing
is you can't get scared.
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- Do you not know who I am?!
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- (groaning) I hate you guys so much.
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- (exhaling) That's gonna be tough.
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- I'm a little bit of-- this much
of a scaredy-cat, so we'll see.
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- It's gonna be easy. EASY.
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- (FBE) If you jump or flinch, you lose.
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And just to keep you honest,
we also have this.
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- No! You've gotta be kidding me.
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- What is it?
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- (FBE) This is a heart rate monitor.
- Okay.
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- (FBE) Everyone's resting heart rate
is a little different,
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but if you end up too high
compared to your own, you're out.
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- Really?
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So we can't even fake our way through it.
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- This changes everything.
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I'm excited. I'm ready.
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- How did you get here?
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- (boy) They were chasing me.
- (inhales deeply)
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- (boy) Screaming. I was scared.
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I ran--
- I don't think I've seen this before.
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- (boy) They were empty.
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(uncovering blinders)
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- (woman) Who were chasing you?
- Oh god.
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- Okay, well, this is unfair
'cause little children
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are always just inherently terrifying.
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- (boy) There's others too.
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- I feel like my heart
is gonna start beating faster
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just because I know something's coming.
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- (woman) Sam?
♪ (scary note) ♪
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- (hissing)
- (gasping)
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(glass shatters)
- (laughing)
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That face freaked me out.
(buzzer)
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- (hissing)
(glass shatters)
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(growling)
- Oh my god.
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(woman screams)
(banging noises)
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- No.
- (woman shrieks)
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- I don't like this.
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- (FBE) Your heart rate got too high.
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- Which means that I lost?
(buzzer)
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- (woman) Sam?
- (hissing)
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(glass shatters)
- (woman shrieks)
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- (snickering)
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- (woman shrieks)
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- Nothing. I'm good.
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- (woman shrieks)
- Ugh.
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- (woman shrieks in agony)
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- That's why I stay strapped.
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That's why I stay ready to go.
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- (alien hisses softly)
- (astronaut) Come here.
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- This is Prometheus.
- (alien hisses aggressively)
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- (astronaut) It's okay. It's okay.
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(laughing) It's okay.
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- Oh god, that's not good.
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- (astronaut) You're strong.
- Ow!
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- (astronaut) Maybe
you could help me now, okay?
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(frantically) Get off, man, okay?!
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(man shrieks)
(alien squeezing tightly)
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- The alien's like a really weird piece
of jewelry around his arm.
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(bones snap)
- (astronaut shrieks)
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- Wow.
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(sinews tear)
- (astronaut screams)
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- Oh my god!
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(sizzling)
- (astronauts screaming in anguish)
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Oh my god! Oh-- (screaming)
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- Great special effects.
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- (astronaut whimpers)
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(astronaut screams)
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- Ugh. I just find that gross.
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Broken bones and slugs
going in your body,
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it puts a damper on your day.
(buzzer)
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- (astronaut shrieks)
- That is brutal.
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Those are cool effects though.
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- My heart rate is there a little bit,
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but it's just 'cause that's
what they want you to feel.
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(people chattering)
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- (little girl) Braedon!
- Ah, not with the kids.
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- (little girl) Come out,
come out, wherever you are!
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- Ah, it's the worst when it's kids.
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- Why do they always
go looking for trouble?
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They always go looking for it.
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- This one's gonna be a jumpscare.
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I already know. Oh no.
(door creaks)
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- (little girl) Braedon?
- Oh god.
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I hate first-person filming. Oh god.
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- I feel like this one's
gonna get me, goddamn it.
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- I try to avoid horror films.
And for this reason.
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'Cause it's dark and scary.
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(static)
- No!
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♪ (ghastly note) ♪
Oh my god.
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(static)
- Oh my gosh!
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- (girl shrieks)
(camera thuds)
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- Okay, that was unfair!
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It had all the elements
that were gonna freak me out.
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It was children, nightvision,
first-person camera.
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That's terrifying!
(buzzer)
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(static)
- (girl shrieks)
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(camera thuds)
(running footsteps)
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- She shouldn't have been in that room.
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She needed to get out.
Children need boundaries.
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That was good parenting.
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(crew chattering)
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- (Kane) The first thing I'm gonna do...
- Okay, I know this movie.
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- (Kane) ...when I get back
is to get some decent food.
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- (Parker) I can dig it.
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- See, now, things like this--
that's where it gets scary
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'cause it's just normal,
and then something's gonna happen.
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- (Parker) I don't wanna talk
about what it's made of.
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I'm eating this--
- (Kane chokes)
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(coughing and gagging)
- (Parker) What's the matter?
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- (Kane wheezes and groans)
- See? What is going on?
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- There's gotta be some alien
coming in somewhere, right?
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- (Parker shrieks)
- (alien hisses)
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- That's nasty. (laughs)
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- (Parker shrieks)
- Dude...
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- (Parker shrieks)
- (Ripley screams)
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- Oh my lord.
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- (Ripley screams)
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- There's a difference
between scary and disgusting.
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- You're in outer space.
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At what point do you see that
and be like, "I'm out."
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- (alien growls)
(glass shatters)
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(objects clatter)
- I don't want to eat for a week
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after watching this. (laughing)
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- (FBE) Are you ready for your last video?
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- (stammering) The last one, huh? Okay.
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- I really hope I can do this.
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If it's the last one that gets me,
I'm gonna be so mad.
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- "Final video."
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- (screaming)
- (shrieking) SHIT!
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(laughing)
(buzzer)
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- Okay, final video.
- (growling)
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- AAAH!
(buzzer)
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- It's gonna be my pictures--
- (growling)
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- Jesus! I'm sorry I hit you. (laughing)
(buzzer)
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- (growling)
- (laughing)
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Got me a little bit.
Got me a little bit.
-
(buzzer)
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- Uh-oh.
- (growling)
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- Oh my god! What? (laughing)
-
(buzzer)
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- (sighing) Final video.
- (growling)
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- AAAAH!!!
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NOOOO!
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That was good. Oh!
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You suck!
(buzzer)
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- (growling)
- AAAAAAH!
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I knew that was gonna happen!
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In my head I was like, "No,
they're not gonna have a jumpscare,"
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but you had a jumpscare!
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(laughing) And I want to go home.
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(buzzer)
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- (growling)
- Oh.
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♪ (ghastly chime) ♪
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- Dang it!
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Wait, does that mean I lose?
(buzzer)
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- I'm a fan of all of this.
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I think we should do it ten more times,
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but now I'm expecting it,
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and I'm coming for
whoever's hiding back there.
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- Thanks for watching us try
not to get scared on the React channel.
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- It's not scary to subscribe!
We have new shows every week.
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- Bye. See you guys next time.
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- Bye, guys. I'm done.
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I need to go pet a puppy or something.
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♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪