< Return to Video

Cyprien - Ads VS Real life

  • 0:00 - 0:02
    The guys making ads for the tele :
  • 0:02 - 0:04
    either they're completely out of it
  • 0:04 - 0:07
    or they come from another world.
  • 0:08 - 0:09
    It's the only way!
  • 0:09 - 0:13
    I think that ads,
    they can't be further away from reality.
  • 0:13 - 0:14
    No?
  • 0:14 - 0:15
    Ads VS Real life
  • 0:15 - 0:16
    In advertisements
  • 0:16 - 0:18
    Hello,
    I am your new neighbour
  • 0:18 - 0:19
    We met the other day...
  • 0:19 - 0:20
    Ah yes, I remember.
  • 0:20 - 0:21
    Ah...
    I see that you have...
  • 0:21 - 0:23
    Some cake maybe?
    It's delicious!
  • 0:23 - 0:25
    No thanks. It's a
    bit too much for me.
  • 0:25 - 0:26
    I think I'd rather have...
  • 0:26 - 0:27
    In real life
  • 0:27 - 0:28
    Get out of my apartment!
  • 0:28 - 0:30
    I think I'd rather have the Kin...
  • 0:30 - 0:32
    HEY, GET OUT!
    OR I CALL THE COPS!!
  • 0:32 - 0:33
    No, I want a Kinder B...
  • 0:34 - 0:36
    (They bicker)
  • 0:37 - 0:38
    In advertisements
  • 0:38 - 0:40
    Excuse me, Do you think
    your teeth are actually clean?
  • 0:40 - 0:41
    Yes, of course.
  • 0:41 - 0:42
    Let's verify that.
  • 0:42 - 0:43
    Look.
  • 0:43 - 0:45
    Bacteria?
    But I brushed my teeth this morning.
  • 0:45 - 0:46
    Not with Colgate Total.
  • 0:46 - 0:47
    In real life
  • 0:47 - 0:48
    Excuse me...
    Do you think...
  • 0:48 - 0:50
    Do I come to bother
    you in the street?
  • 0:50 - 0:51
    And to tell me my teeth are dirty.
  • 0:51 - 0:53
    And your ass, is it clean you shithead?
  • 0:53 - 0:54
    With your shitty tie!
  • 0:55 - 0:55
    In advertisements
  • 0:55 - 0:57
    You want to know if
    you'll get back with your ex?
  • 0:57 - 0:59
    Send "EX" at 81212.
  • 0:59 - 1:00
    In real life
  • 1:00 - 1:04
    She still thinks about you,
    she's going to come back,
    200% certainty.
  • 1:05 - 1:06
    She's dead.
  • 1:06 - 1:07
    In advertisements
  • 1:07 - 1:09
    It starts with itching
    and a burning sensation,
  • 1:09 - 1:10
    do you know what it is?
  • 1:10 - 1:12
    It's a yeast infection.
  • 1:12 - 1:14
    No, I don't want to hide!
  • 1:14 - 1:15
    In real life
  • 1:15 - 1:17
    You know...
    I have a yeast infection.
  • 1:17 - 1:19
    But I don't want to hide.
  • 1:19 - 1:20
    Speaking of which,
    it's itching right now
  • 1:20 - 1:22
    but I hold back.
  • 1:22 - 1:23
    But you know...
    It can happen to anyone.
  • 1:23 - 1:25
    But... But...
    Wait!
  • 1:25 - 1:26
    It really burns!
  • 1:26 - 1:26
    In advertisements
  • 1:29 - 1:30
    In real life
  • 1:31 - 1:33
    I think I wore
    it down a bit.
  • 1:33 - 1:33
    In advertisements
  • 1:33 - 1:36
    With 4G you have access
    to the whole internet in an instant.
  • 1:36 - 1:37
    In real life
  • 1:38 - 1:39
    Ehh... I'm going now.
  • 1:39 - 1:42
    - No no no, it's 4G.
    - Right, let's say I'm going.
  • 1:42 - 1:42
    In advertisements
  • 1:47 - 1:47
    In real life
  • 1:52 - 1:53
    In advertisements
  • 1:53 - 1:56
    Sanex Nature Protect,
    Natural efficiency
  • 1:56 - 1:56
    In real life
  • 1:56 - 1:59
    Sanex Nature Protect,
    (Noises of disgust)
  • 1:59 - 1:59
    In advertisements
  • 2:01 - 2:01
    In real life
  • 2:04 - 2:04
    In advertisements
  • 2:04 - 2:06
    Me, I like my bank.
  • 2:06 - 2:06
    In real life
  • 2:06 - 2:09
    Me, I don't give a shit
    about my bank.
  • 2:09 - 2:09
    In advertisements
  • 2:09 - 2:10
    I dream of a bank...
  • 2:10 - 2:11
    (Laughs)
  • 2:11 - 2:12
    In real life
  • 2:12 - 2:13
    I dream of a bank...
  • 2:13 - 2:14
    (Crowd boos)
  • 2:14 - 2:15
    In advertisements
  • 2:16 - 2:16
    In real life
  • 2:16 - 2:17
    Come on you fuck...
  • 2:17 - 2:18
    In advertisements
  • 2:18 - 2:19
    Double cheese
  • 2:19 - 2:19
    In real life
  • 2:23 - 2:24
    Haha.
    Subscribe!
  • 2:24 - 2:29
    Subtitles by Tititesouris
Title:
Cyprien - Ads VS Real life
Description:

The guys making ads for the tele, they're out of it...
I'm wearing my new Narmol T-shirt: http://www.narmol.fr/tee-shirts/42-t-shirt-facepalm-usa.html

Subscribe to watch my upcoming videos!
more » « less
Video Language:
French
Duration:
02:37

English subtitles

Revisions

Our website uses cookies for analysis purposes.