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Welcome to Just Between Us!
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I'm Allison!
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You get a new look?
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Yeah. I thought I'd try it out.
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Okay, uh, it's fitting on your little
pea head.
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Heads are all about proportion.
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I think that proportionally,
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totally normal head.
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(whispering) Oh, goddamnit it looks better
on you.
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Yeah, I'm way cool.
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Sometimes I'm like
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if I just wore the right thing I'd be cool.
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Nope, doesn't work.
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You just have to exude cool.
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And then the right thing wears you.
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Oh jesus christ.
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♪ (groovy music) ♪
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This week's question
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comes from the salt of the earth.
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Joe from Columbus, Ohio.
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Salt of the earth?
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Yeah, they're a good
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stock of people.
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Is this to make up for the time that we
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called the midwest ugly?
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Okay got it.
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When should you have "the talk"?
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You mean like
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the birds and the bees?
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with your parents?
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No!
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What is the talk?
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Oh my god, I know something
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that Gaby does not know.
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Like you wanna do butt stuff
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so you need to have a talk
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with them about it?
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The talk is a very special and
important time
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in a relationship
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where you force a guy to be exclusive
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and be your boyfriend.
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You sit them down and tell them--
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Yeah and you say
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"either THIS happens or I'm
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outta here!"
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And it could go 1 of 2 ways.
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Most of the time they're outta there I
imagine.
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Well, what's most?
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Ooh, let's improvise a talk right now.
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Okay.
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So I'm a girl that you wanna LOCK DOWN.
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What a stretch.
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How would you do it?
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But we've already had sex?
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Depends what kinda girl I am.
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Hey Allison,
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can you pause Friends for a second?
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Sure.
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We've been seeing each other
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for a little while.
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We've been seeing each other for 3
and a half weeks.
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3 and a half weeks only!?
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And then you already have the talk!?
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Well yeah!
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Let's do a month. I'm hard to get.
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-G: Would you--
-A: The best month of your life?
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Yes, in which we've definitely
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done oral sex things.
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(whispers) Gross.
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I was wondering
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if you would like to
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be my girlfriend?
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Ohh, I don't know.
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You don't seem like the kind of girl
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I would settle down with.
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THE FUCK!?
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I'm just saying!
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If I was a girl I wouldn't feel
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comfortable dating you!
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But you are a girl, one.
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And two, that's bullshit!
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I can be in a relationship.
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Where you don't cheat?
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Yes!
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I never cheat, polyamory is not about
cheating.
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-A: Okay but what if I wanna--
-G: It's about honest communication.
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Ughhhhh!
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What if I wanted to be monogamous
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and then you wouldn't?
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In this game, am I me?
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You could be whoever you wanna be.
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Okay I'm a very monogamous man.
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Oh, then yeah,
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I'd love to be your girlfriend.
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♪ (groovy music) ♪
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Hi, I'm uh, I'm Corey Sherman.
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Oh! Hi Corey!
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I don't know if you remember me, we went
to high school together?
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No you look so different due to the
drastic betterment of your face
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from plastic surgery!
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Oh! Well fantastic!
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Are you seeing anyone?
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Nope! I'm single. And also
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I make a lot of money!
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Ah, fantastic. I can't wait to go
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to my high school reunion now!
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♪ (groovy music) ♪
