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Will You Be My Girlfriend?

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    Welcome to Just Between Us!
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    I'm Allison!
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    You get a new look?
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    Yeah. I thought I'd try it out.
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    Okay, uh, it's fitting on your little
    pea head.
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    Heads are all about proportion.
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    I think that proportionally,
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    totally normal head.
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    (whispering) Oh, goddamnit it looks better
    on you.
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    Yeah, I'm way cool.
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    Sometimes I'm like
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    if I just wore the right thing I'd be cool.
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    Nope, doesn't work.
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    You just have to exude cool.
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    And then the right thing wears you.
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    Oh jesus christ.
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    ♪ (groovy music) ♪
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    This week's question
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    comes from the salt of the earth.
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    Joe from Columbus, Ohio.
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    Salt of the earth?
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    Yeah, they're a good
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    stock of people.
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    Is this to make up for the time that we
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    called the midwest ugly?
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    Okay got it.
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    When should you have "the talk"?
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    You mean like
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    the birds and the bees?
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    with your parents?
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    No!
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    What is the talk?
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    Oh my god, I know something
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    that Gaby does not know.
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    Like you wanna do butt stuff
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    so you need to have a talk
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    with them about it?
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    The talk is a very special and
    important time
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    in a relationship
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    where you force a guy to be exclusive
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    and be your boyfriend.
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    You sit them down and tell them--
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    Yeah and you say
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    "either THIS happens or I'm
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    outta here!"
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    And it could go 1 of 2 ways.
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    Most of the time they're outta there I
    imagine.
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    Well, what's most?
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    Ooh, let's improvise a talk right now.
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    Okay.
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    So I'm a girl that you wanna LOCK DOWN.
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    What a stretch.
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    How would you do it?
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    But we've already had sex?
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    Depends what kinda girl I am.
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    Hey Allison,
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    can you pause Friends for a second?
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    Sure.
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    We've been seeing each other
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    for a little while.
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    We've been seeing each other for 3
    and a half weeks.
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    3 and a half weeks only!?
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    And then you already have the talk!?
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    Well yeah!
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    Let's do a month. I'm hard to get.
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    -G: Would you--
    -A: The best month of your life?
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    Yes, in which we've definitely
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    done oral sex things.
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    (whispers) Gross.
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    I was wondering
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    if you would like to
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    be my girlfriend?
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    Ohh, I don't know.
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    You don't seem like the kind of girl
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    I would settle down with.
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    THE FUCK!?
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    I'm just saying!
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    If I was a girl I wouldn't feel
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    comfortable dating you!
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    But you are a girl, one.
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    And two, that's bullshit!
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    I can be in a relationship.
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    Where you don't cheat?
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    Yes!
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    I never cheat, polyamory is not about
    cheating.
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    -A: Okay but what if I wanna--
    -G: It's about honest communication.
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    Ughhhhh!
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    What if I wanted to be monogamous
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    and then you wouldn't?
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    In this game, am I me?
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    You could be whoever you wanna be.
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    Okay I'm a very monogamous man.
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    Oh, then yeah,
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    I'd love to be your girlfriend.
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    ♪ (groovy music) ♪
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    Hi, I'm uh, I'm Corey Sherman.
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    Oh! Hi Corey!
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    I don't know if you remember me, we went
    to high school together?
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    No you look so different due to the
    drastic betterment of your face
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    from plastic surgery!
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    Oh! Well fantastic!
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    Are you seeing anyone?
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    Nope! I'm single. And also
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    I make a lot of money!
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    Ah, fantastic. I can't wait to go
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    to my high school reunion now!
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    ♪ (groovy music) ♪
Title:
Will You Be My Girlfriend?
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:08

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