POKEMON RED AND BLUE W/ Smosh (Honest Game Trailers)

(HT Guy) The following trailer
is rated H for Honest.

From Nintendo,

the company that's doing fine.

Why do you ask?

Comes the game that spawned
five generations of sequels,

five TV shows,

one Magic the Gathering rip off,

17 movies,

and a god!

Pokémon: Red and Blewwwww.

Embark on an epic journey

to become a PokéMaster,

someone who beats
wild animals into submission,

traps them inside tiny prison balls,

turns them into kiling machines,

and forces them to repeat the process

on their own brothers and sisters!

It's really f*cked up
if you think about it.

You gotta catch 'em all!

So trade your captured pokémon
with your friends

to become the very best.

Hey, uh, how 'bout I trade you
my Diglett for your Charizard?

(HT Guy) Or buy two copies of the game

to trade with yourself
like a friendless loser!

Deal!

(HT Guy) Journey
to the region of Conto,

where you'll interact
with colorful characters like

nurse Joy, who hopes
you keep ending up in the hospital.

Professor Oak. a brilliant scientist
who can't remember

the name of his own grandson.

And the rival pokémon trainer, Ass Fart!

Step into the shoes of Red,
an immortal child

who never eats, sleeps, or talks.

When you're sent away from home,
you'll do all kinds of things

that a ten-year-old never should, like:

Wander alone through the woods,

talk to strangers,

gamble in a casino,

hang out in a cemetery,

beat up other kids' pets for money,

and single-handedly
try to take down the mafia!

Also, that Professor Oak
has more time

back home to bang your mom.

Engage in a turn based battle system

with all the subtlety
of rock-paper-scissors,

where you can fine-tune your team
to have a perfect balance

of attacks, then get stomped
by that one kid

who caught Mewtwo.

So relive the games that started it all,

if you're willing to override
your one save file,

or play through the barrage of sequels
that Nintendo will keep putting out

until they run out of colors.

Or letters.

Starring...

151 original pokémon,
so hold onto your butts

'cause we're doing them all!

(sharp inhale)

The One No One Ever Picked,

Bloomin' Onion,

Plantasaurus Rex,

Oh God My Tail Is On Fire,

Charma Chameleon,

Smaug,

Squirter,

Leonardo,

Water Bowser,

The Very Hungry Caterpillar,

What Doesn't Kill You
Makes You Harden,

Lower Back Tattoo,

Smokin' Weedle,

Kakuna Matata,

Mohammed A-Bee,

A Bird,

A Big Bird,

A Slightly Bigger Bird Than That,

Ratatat,

Deadmau5,

Britney Spearow,

Fearow to the Knee,

Snake Spelled Backwards,

Kobra Kai,

Japanese Mickey,

Wrongchu,

Taming of The Sandshrew,

Hurricane Sandy,

Jailbait,

Barely Legal,

MILF,

Pedobait,

Boy Toy,

DILF,

Lame Kirby,

Queefable,

What Does the Vulpix Say?

Miles "Ninetails" Prower,

Lana Del Rey,

Mama June,

Cave Herpes,

Edward Cullen,

Turnup For What?

Orlando Gloom,

Black Toad,

Paras Hilton,

The Flood,

Evil Furby,

Mothra,

Dicklett

Three Little Dickletts,

Grumpy Cat,

Kim Catdashian,

Gangam Style,

Goldwing Duck,

Spankey my Mankey,

Planet of the Primeapes,

Macklemore,

R-K-9,

Spin Art,

This Is Your Brain,

This Is Your Brain on Drugs,

There Is No Spoon,

There Is One Spoon,

There Are Two Spoons,

Judo Chop,

Machop on Roids,

GORO,

Plant VS. Zombies,

Nature's fleshlight,

Venus Dicktrap,

Japanese Lunch,

Japanese Pornstar,

Rackey Ballboa,

Pet Rock,

Angry Golf Ball,

My Little Ponyta

This Horse Is On Fiyaaaa

Duhhhh

Derrrrrr

Junior Science Fair Project

Magneto's Baaaalls

A Bird With a Unibro Holding a Green Onion

DooDoooh

Ooh!

Cirbirdus

Kiss From A Rose,

Mountain Dewgong

Grimace,

Kum Spelled Backwards,

Shelldon Cooper,

Haunted Vagina,

Rick Gastly,

Dead Wolverine,

Evil Stitch,

Hooked on Onix,

Nyquil,

Date Rapist,

Krabby Patty,

Stage 5 Kingler,

A Pokéball,

Al Qaeda,

Exeggute Order 66,

Smelly Pineapple,

Mommy Issues,

Jack Skullington,

Bruce Lee,

Jacqui Chan,

Girl's Best Friend,

Bronchitis,

Lung Cancer,

Ryback,

Rhydon't,

Teen Mom,

Walking Spaghetti Monster,

Krangas Khaaaaaan!

Water Birdo,

Hail Seadra,

Finding Goldeen,

Desperately Seaking Susan,

Patrick,

Jewish Starmie,

Hi, I'm A Registered Sex Offender,

Rock, Paper, Scyther,

Nicki Minaj,

Buzzfeed,

Flaming Butthead,

Like a Pinsir,

Bullsh*t,

Not Living Up To Your Potential,

Gyary Busey,

The Loch Ness Monster,

Whatever You Want Me To Be,

Eevee Spelled Backwards,

Catfish,

Rabbichu,

Firecrotch,

Asian Polygon,

Praise Helix,

Baby Cthulu,

Headcrab,

Edward Scytherhands,

Sarah Jurassica Parker,

Diabetus,

Blue Jay Leno,

Shoes In Spanish,

This Bird Is On Fiyaaa!

Drapeeny,

Puff the Magic Dragonair,

Chawizawd,

Buu Two,

Space Fetus,

And A Glitch In The Matrix.

Digemon!

And that's why I never made
direct eye contact

with anyone.

Hey, Smosh Gamers,
did you know we do movies too?

Check out the Honest Trailer for Divergent
over on Screen Junkies.

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Killing spree.

Nooooobs.

I must go.
My people need me.

Sometimes, I like to coat myself in lotion

and pretend I'm a giant slug!