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IMITOSIS
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Next.
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- Good evening.
- Good evening.
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- How are you doing?
- Not so good.
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What's the problem?
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Him.
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- What's with him?
- He's imitating me.
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- Who's him?
- Him!
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No, but who's imitating who?
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Him!
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Not me, him!
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It's simple, doc, this guy started to
imitate me and never stopped since!
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- "This guy"? You mean you
don't know each other? - No.
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So how did "he"
started to imitate you?
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I was at a party, he approached
me and started to imitate me!
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- Were it gestures, sentences,
or all at once? - All at once.
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- All of it?
- All of it.
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Sorry.
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- Name?
- Luís.
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- You're both named Luís? - No, I don't
know his name or where he lives...
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I mean, now he lives with me.
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- But have you tried to ask him his name?
- Yeah, you wanna see?
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What's your name?
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See? He doesn't answer!
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Well, I'll have to run a test now.
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- It's a quick and painless test,
with high technology, okay? - Okay.
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High five.
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Told ya.
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This means he's imitating...
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- This means he's imitating you.
- Yes.
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Is he mirroring you or is he
doing exactly the same thing?
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Sometimes he mirrors,
sometimes it's the same thing.
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I see. Well, this is
clearly a case of imitosis.
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- Is it bad, doctor?
- It depends, there's two kinds of imitosis.
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Simple and multiple imitosis. Multiple imitosis
has an enormous epidemic potential.
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- But it's extremely rare.
- Is there a way to know the difference?
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They are very similar, but I can only
remember one case of multiple imitosis
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there was a time in Japan, when...
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- Doctor, what's happening?
- I guess this is a case of multiple imitosis...
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- Oh my God, what now?
- Calm down, you need to be calm!
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I know, but you said it
could become epidemic!
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- I know what I said!
- So, he's starting to imitate you!
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But we can still stop it... It hasn't
reached the advanced stage yet.
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- And what's the advanced stage? - The parasite
multiplies and we don't know who's imitating who.
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- I'm not following you! - You idiot,
how long have you been with him?
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- About five days. - Five days?
Why didn't you come here before?
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- I had to respect the waiting period...
- Oh, my God...
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Jinx!
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Close the window!
Hurry! Close the window!
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It will spread throughout
the planet! Close the window!
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I'll close it myself...
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Oh, my God!
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There's just a few!
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It's increasing!
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- I'd like salmon, please.
- Salt, hand.
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Cast stones, rocks...
