Teens & Parents Play Never Have I Ever!

- (React) Three teenagers.
- (group) Hello!

- (React) And their parents.
- Hi!

- (React) Have courageously entered
into our honestly gauntlet,

and they're here to play
Never Have I Ever!

- Yay!
- Yay!

- (React) Let's go!

Do you guys have
some secrets, you think?

- I'm sure we have some secrets.
- He probably does.

- Well, she knows everything, so...

- (React) Does she?
- Yeah.

- (React) That's what we're
gonna find out today.

- Some stories may be revealed.
- Oh no!

- (React) Are you prepared to answer
honestly and openly,

to the greatest of your abilities,
so much so,

it would hold up
in a court of law?

- Yes.
- Always.

- (both) Yes.

- 105%.

- (React) Okay, I'm believe you.
- I'm in.

- (React) He's in!
- All in.

- Woo!
- Let's do it!

- Let's do it!

- (React) First one,
never have I ever ditched school.

Double up!

- (crowd) Woah!

- What!?
- (React) Oh!

- Dad!
- What? (laughs)

- Dad, you're supposed to be
a really smart guy!

- Well, I am!

- You ditched school?
- Girl, come on!

- No, I can't, I've...

- Oh, she's never, but I have.
- I've never!

Wait, how?
- That was back in the day.

They didn't have all them
cameras and things like they do now.

- It's usually for a really
good reason.

- I ditch school almost
every time I come here!

- I know, it's true!
(both laugh)

- (React) How'd you ditch school?
What were you doing?

- I don't wanna know that!
(both laugh)

- I was with her dad.
- Okay, next!

- I didn't do the full
senior skip day.

- Loser!

- I did a half
senior skip day.

Perfect attendance was
important to me.

- I ditched school to
hang out with my friends,

to go to the beach,
I lived in a beach town.

- (React) Never have I ever
cheated on a test.

- What?

- I don't think I have
cheated on a test.

- (React) Double have!
(both laugh)

- She's ashamed that she's
a cool mom.

(Kia laughs)
'Cause she is.

- (React) She's ditching school,
she's letting you cheat!

(both laugh)

- Look, quarantine was rough,
okay? (laughs)

- (React) And made it really
easy to cheat.

- Exactly!
Thank you!

- (React) What was your
preferred method of cheating, Kia?

- Oh, I would just
peak over at the smart student.

- (React) You're a little
voyeuristic cheater.

- Or maybe, maybe bring
a piece of paper.

- Looking over at
somebody's paper,

that kind of a thing.

- I could never do that.

- (React) Do as she says,
not as she does.

- Aw, she loves that!

- She didn't even know
I did that 'til now.

- She loves saying that.
- So, it's the truth!

- (React) Never have I ever
made out on school grounds.

(bell rings)
(Ryker laughs)

- Girl, that purple better,
what?

- (React) No purple!
- You do know!

- Dad, why are you
thinking about that? (gasps)

- Well, wait.
(React laughs)

(Juliana screams)

- You do know,
remember fourth grade?

- So don't even right now.
I don't even...

- (React) Oh, he evened,
he evened all over the place.

- I don't even wanna know!

- (React) Are we surprised
at each other's answers at all?

- Not at all.
- Not at all.

- You gotta live a little.
- On school grounds?

- Yeah.
- Oh. (laughs)

- You kissed...
- You know!

- A fourth grader that was just...
I know!

- We went behind the school
building and started kissing,

and then I cried,

and then I went to
the principal.

- Passionate people.
- Passionate people.

- (React) Yeah?
- Passionate people.

- (React) At home, at school,
passion abounds!

Never have I ever
had a crush on a teacher or professor.

- Oh.
(bell rings)

- Oh lord, oh God!
Oh God!

- (React) Never, but have?
- Never?

- (React) (laughs) Dad,
I having all over the place.

- I don't think so.
- Really?

- He was a cutie too!

- (React) Oh, you both have!
(laughs)

Does that surprise you?

- After the making out
on school grounds,

it does not surprise me.
(laughs)

- Well, that was after
Mrs. Belle.

- Really?
- Yeah, he was fine.

- You never told me!
- He was fine.

'Cause I didn't, this was
like my freshman year,

but he was the ooh!
That much.

- Oh, you never told me!

- A long time ago.
- (React) What class?

- He was a botanist,
and I dropped it.

It was so hard!

I still kill plants
today!

- (React) It would've never
worked out.

- It was high school.
- Oh.

- He was so cute.
(both laugh)

- (React) Like mother,
like daughter.

Moving on from school
to disgusting human behavior,

are you ready?

Never have I ever
peed in a pool or hot tub.

- What?
(React laughs)

- I think I have.

- Every single pool.
(React laughs)

Every single one.

- I hope not ours.
- (laughs) Ours.

- Really, come on.

- Because this psychopath
put me into a,

like when I was three years old,
she put me into a class.

- I remember that!

- They're gonna teach you
how to swim in a couple days.

This guy drowned me,
I barfed, I peed, I pooped,

I did everything.

- Now your home...
- (laughs) You too!

- Yeah, but not my own pool!
(Juliana laughs)

- Terrible!

- I feel like everybody has!

- Doesn't the pool do
self cleaning?

- If it cleans...
- Well, it's filtered, yeah.

- If it's filtered,
then it's like water.

- (React) Next one, never have I ever
wiped a booger on furniture.

- Gosh.
(bell rings)

Really?
- Dad!

- Hmm, nah,
I don't think I never did that.

- I don't do that.

- Wiped a booger
on furniture.

- I think that's totally gross,
my husband, I've seen him do that.

- On furniture!?
- On furniture!

- On furniture!

I've never done that.
- No, no.

- I'm not gonna, no,
that's disgusting.

(Angel laughs)
- Ugh, you gross.

- (React) You're so gross!

Where, what?

- Now I'm gonna be
at home looking at...

- I was sick!
- Suspicious spots on the furniture.

- Don't reach under
the chairs at home.

(Juliana laughs)

- I was really sick,
and it was a bloody booger.

- (React) Ugh!
- Ugh, Angel!

(Angel laughs)

She is nasty!

- Because other people
use that.

- (React) Like the pool.

- (laughs) No, 'cause the pool
is filtered.

The furniture
is not filtered, okay?

- (React) Never have I ever
pooped my pants

as a functioning
non-baby person.

- Oh lord, no.
- What the heck?

(bell rings)

- (React) There we go,
I love it.

(laughs) Yeah,
double poopage!

- Who's done that?

Come back and tell me,
Joe, oh...

- Joe, oh no!
- Joe, Joe!

- (React) Multiple times
in my life, yes.

Thank you very much.
- Oh my God.

- I don't really wanna tell
the story about that one.

- Sick, sick, okay?
I was sick.

They like quarantined me
like I had Ebola and stuff,

but no one knows
what I had.

- (React) Maybe you had
Ebola.

- Maybe I did,
but I lived, so...

- He lived!
- (Ryker) Yeah.

- I was working in the garden,
weeding or...

And needed to get
to the bathroom,

but sometimes things come
quickly and suddenly,

and I didn't make it.

- Everybody's pooped
their pants,

so I don't believe you one,
and two,

have you ever peed
your pants?

Never have I ever
peed my pants

as a functioning
non-baby person.

- Um, I would say, peed.
- Yeah.

(bell rings)

- This is impressive.

- (React) Boom!

- I was scootering
home from school.

- (React) Again!?
(both laugh)

- No pee pee pants for me.
- (React) Boom!

Finally, one for you.

- We were in the car
from Vegas.

- In my car?

- I was all the way
in the back seat,

and I had to pee
really bad.

This was a few years ago,
but I had to pee really, really bad,

and I was... (laughs)

- What'd you do?
You just peed?

- Yeah. (laughs)
- In my car?

(React laughs)

In my car?
(Angel laughs)

- Mommy!

- (React) Last disgusting question.

Never have I ever ate food
out of a trash can.

- Ew.
You better not.

- I'm trying to think about it,
hold up.

(React laughs)
No, I have never.

- No, that's disgusting.

(React laughs)

- (React) You see his sign?

(bell rings)

Both of you, yeah?

You've never just like looked
in the trash and been like oh.

- I'm mad at myself because
I had to think about that, like...

(group laughs)

- (React) What are some things
you've eaten out of the trash?

- I don't know,
whatever's in the trash.

I mean, let's say there's a nice
looking plate in the trash.

- If it's not touched
gross trash things,

and if it was just
in the trash can,

why not, it's cleanish,
and it's perfectly fine food.

- (React) Ish?
- Ish!

- (React) Let's call this
the bad girl, bad boy round.

- Oh yay, I like it.

- (React) Never have I ever
been in a physical fight.

- Um, kind of.
- Well...

- (React) Ooh.

Boom!
Never?

- Besides me
sitting on children.

- (React) You're sitting on children?

Well yeah, they would
bite me and stuff,

and I feel like, I've punched
my brother once in the teeth,

and my hands were bleeding,
'cause he had braces.

- (React) That'll do it.

- What fight you done
been in?

- The fourth grade one,
remember?

- I grew up with brothers.

- He pulled his brother
out of his wheelchair one time.

- Don't talk about that.
(both laugh)

- We were in the cafeteria,

and my friend had said something
out of nowhere,

and I disagreed with him,
and she punched me out of nowhere.

And I fell to the ground
and blacked out.

- Actually, I have, with Abby.
- Oh.

- I have.
- (React) What's an Abby?

- My sister.
- (React) Oh, okay.

- I have.
- (React) Who won?

- Well, she slapped me,
so I slapped her,

and she slapped me,
and then I told my mom.

- I got beaten up, but
I didn't punch the kid back actually.

- (React) Being in a fight
doesn't mean you won necessarily.

- Oh, I've gotten beat up, yeah.
Yeah. (laughs)

Yo, I've been
in a fight.

(bell rings)
(both laugh)

- I was so mad,
I went up to that school.

- She was really
pissed off at me.

- And I handled it myself.

- Yeah, I got in a fight,
junior high,

Lenora Garza,
still remember it.

Came out, and then I hit her.
- (React) Yeah!

- Because she was
going to hit me.

- (React) Next one,
never have I ever

tried the marijuana.

(bell rings)
- The what?

- (React) Marijuana, weed.
- Oh, have, oh.

- (laughs) The what?
Weed!

- I've tried it,
I don't like it.

- (Angel) She has.

- (React) Never?
- Never.

- (React) Double nevers!
- Never.

(bell rings)

- I've never.
I'm still yet to, I'm yet to.

- (React) Ever been tempted?

- No.
- Sure.

- I think probably at one point,
I'll try that.

- I'm always getting comments
about my eyes.

- Saying Angel's mom is so high.
- They be like Angel's mom is so high.

Angel's mom buzzed.
- Oh my God.

- I don't even do drugs!
- Let's do a disclaimer.

She is very much sober,
and she does not smoke.

- Yes.
- She doesn't even know how.

- (React) Never have I ever
went skinny dipping,

or gone streaking.

- I have never.
- (React) Never!

- I've never done
either of those.

- Um...
- You nasty!

- I have.
- Really?

- (React) Just holding 'em up!
Yeah!

- Oh wait a minute,
I'm sorry.

- (React) Zink!
- Dad! (laughs)

- Yeah, I have.
- In our pool?

- Maybe.
- Dad, oh my God, actually!

- I've done skinny dipping.
- Where?

- Home.
- You did it at home?

(Kia laughs)

- No!
Oh!

- You weren't home.

- This is worse than
peeing in the pool, dad!

- It's Hawaii, you know,
you don't need clothes.

- (React) I don't know if
that's the law. (laughs)

- I was in a Jacuzzi! (laughs)

- Eww! (gags)
(Kia laughs)

- (React) It's her Jacuzzi,
she can do what she wants!

- The hot tub counts, right?
- Eww!

- I wish I did not know
about the skinny dipping.

That's disgusting.

- But think about
around the house! (laughs)

- And she asking...

What!? (laughs)

- Gotta christen every room
before we moved in! (laughs)

Yeah, ask your dad!
- That's not...

I don't want...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Just real quick.

What we have to do before
everybody moved in to the house,

to each room.

- (dad) We had sex
all over the house!

- No, eww!
(Kia laughs)

(Angel screams)

Stop it,
that's disgusting!

I don't, that's disgusting!
I didn't know!

Hang up, hang up, hang up!

- (React) Never have I ever
stole an item from a store.

- You did?
(Juliana laughs)

What did you take?

- Not on purpose.
- (React) Not on purpose?

- Not on purpose.

- You have, totally.

- I was look, nah,
I was trying to see my sign!

- Okay.
- (React) We talked about this.

- I was trying to see my sign!

- (React) We talked about this
in the Two Truths and a Lie episode.

- Yes!
- (both) Link in the description.

- (React) Oh, that was so good!
You're professionals.

- I took a pack
of baseball cards.

- (React) Oh!
- Yeah.

- Dad.
- I still feel bad about it.

- I was a kid, and I was like,

actually, I was with
my parents.

- Yeah.

- And I put something
in my pocket,

and I was like, and then
I took it out,

and I was like aww,
we didn't pay for this!

And they were like,
I'm gonna go back,

and you guys were like
you're fine.

- I know I've taken
bracelets from stores.

- Jules!

- Just like the cheap little ones
that are like a dollar each.

- (React) Man, you sinners.

You don't look like you
feel bad about your bracelets at all.

(Juliana laughs)

- You still have the bracelets?
- No.

- (React) Never have I ever
snuck out of the house.

- Oh.
- Oh, I can't!

- (React) Oh!

(bell rings)
Boom!

(bell rings)
(React laughs)

- I don't think I've snuck out.
- Oh, you've snuck out.

- I have?

- (React) He doesn't even remember
it's so often.

- I mean, I'm pretty sure that,
let me see,

well, maybe not.
I mean, like...

- (React) You can
switch that around, boom! (laughs)

- I can't!
- (React) Why can't you?

- She can't.
- We have alarms and stuff.

- Camera age!
- Cameras.

- My dad is a very
light sleeper.

You have to learn how to be
really creative,

and how to leave doors
pre-unlocked,

and you know,
come in the back,

or the basement.
- (React) Pre-planning.

What were you doing
when you were sneaking out?

- Uh, what was I doing...
- Why?

♪ La la la la la la la ♪

- Meeting her dad! (laughs)
- ♪ La la la la la ♪

- (React) The one that's awkward
for me to even ask.

Never have I ever
sent a sext.

- Oh, come on, Joe.
- You nasty.

(bell rings)

- It so doesn't count.
I wish it counted.

- Not really.

- Oh yeah.

- But you told me not to!
And I don't ever!

- You, don't, do what I say...
- No!

- Say it Joe, let's say it together!
- She's always!

- (both) Do as I say,
not as I do.

- Eh, no!

- What? (laughs)

Come on!
Where are you going?

- I'm not cool like that.

- At least it was
to your mother.

- Oh! (laughs)
That's even worse!

- (React) Alright, never have I ever
been pulled over for speeding.

- Oh, um...
- (React) Bing!

(bell rings)
- (React) (laughs) She's just like...

- I don't, I don't...
- (React) You don't drive yet.

- Many times, many times.

I like to get
where I'm going.

- (React) Oh, you're
a speed demon.

- The cop looked at her
little brother and said

make sure you tell your mom
to stop speeding.

- Oh yeah, totally.
- When I tell you,

I was in jail,
I was on probation,

you might as well say, for the
next two years of his little life.

- Oh yeah, TJ was on her!

- It would be like
what's the speed limit, mom?

- Slow down!
- (React) Aww!

- What's the speed limit?
- Aww, I forgot that, aww!

- He used to always,
I used to be like oh my God!

- I know that you've been pulled
over multiple times for speeding,

and I know that one time,
you sped with me in the car,

but you didn't
get pulled over,

and that was the only time
that I've ever clinched my toes

in fear in a car.

He literally said the words
these people are too slow for me.

(laughs) And just nrrrm!

- The 405.
- Weaving around cars!

- The 405 is really busy.

- (React) Never have I ever
drank alcohol.

- Oh.
(bell rings)

(bell rings)

- Well, little sips, you've
given me tiny little sips.

- (React) Oh, then you can
turn it around, boop!

- You forced me to!
- I did.

(React laughs)

I'd rather him drink at home.

- I done gave her a shot, so...
- Yeah.

(Kia laughs)

- For socializing, whatever,
with drinks and stuff,

and then like taking a shot,

and my parents are like
join them!

And I'm like no!

- I'm not liking making him
drink or anything.

- No. (laughs)

- It's just that if he's
going to drink,

do it with us.

- It's pretty gross.

I've had the tiniest sip,
and I've wanted to throw up.

- (React) Never have I ever
kissed a stranger.

- Oh, I have never.

- Have I never, I don't think
I have ever kissed a stranger.

- (React) Okay.

- I've never,
never kissed a stranger.

- I am trying to think, woman!
- Have you never kissed a stranger?

- Uh...
- When you say kiss, you mean kiss.

Not a kiss on the cheek.

A kiss,
that should've been up.

- (React) That is not a very
confident I have never.

- Yes, it's not!

- Oh no, I haven't okay.
(laughs)

- Oh wait a minute,
no, I have kissed, I have,

but I'd rather not
discuss the details.

(group laughs)

- (React) Next one,
never have I ever

cheated on a significant other.

- No.

- (React) Oh!

- No, I've never!
- She's lying!

- I've never had
a boyfriend.

- Yeah.
(React gasps)

- Dad, that is a horrible
thing to do!

- Flip that sign around.
- Joe!

(React laughs)
Joe!

- She has!
- Joe!

- Flip it around!
- No, I've never!

Never on my husband now.

- Yeah, it's not, I'm sure
until you got a ring on it,

I respect it.

- Just out partying,
kinda drinking with a friend,

he kissed me,
and I kissed him back.

- (React) Oh, see...

- And I'm like
I have a boyfriend!

- How would you feel
to be cheated on?

- Not very good.
- Exactly!

- I'm sorry.

- And how do you think they felt
when you cheated on them?

- I'm teaching you all the...
- Not very good, huh?

Not very good, say it.
- Yeah, not very good.

- Good.

- (React) Dad, what did you learn
from the experience?

- Never to cheat again, huh?
- Yeah.

- Yeah!
- Never to cheat again.

- (React) Never have I ever
broke up with someone over text.

- Oh, I've done that
a couple of times.

- I've never had a boyfriend.

- No, not text.

- (React) Ooh, nasty!

- On text, you're like
you got me messed up!

I don't know who you think this is!
- Uh-huh.

- Oh man!

- (React) Last round,
you guys are having a lot of fun.

I'm having fun.
(Angel laughs)

- Yes, I am.

- (React) Never have I ever
almost died.

- I'm pretty sure,
I guess, maybe.

- Hmm,
I don't think so.

- (React) Oh!

- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah.

- (React) Oh, of course! (laughs)
What do you mean of course?

- Your dad called himself
teach me how to swim.

- Oh yeah.
(both laugh)

- Oh my God,
I almost drowned in the ocean.

A huge wave, I was surfing,
a huge wave came over me,

and then I didn't know
which way was up.

- When I was young, surfing,
that was terrifying.

- I jump in and go down
to the bottom,

and I see my life
flash before me,

and all I know is back at the top,
I'm like help, help!

And he's standing there like this.
(Angel laughs)

- (React) Mom, how'd you
almost die?

- Water too.
- (React) Small town Texas.

- Small town Texas.

- (React) Next one,
never have I ever

cried in a movie theater.

- Aww.

- Well, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

- Hasn't everyone?

- She's cried at commercials.
- I cry, I am crying.

Surprised I'm not
crying right now.

- Oh!
- You cry too.

- I have!

- (React) What's the last movie
that made you cry?

- Barbie.
(both laugh)

- (React) Don't know why,
a lot of people cried at Barbie.

- It totally did, the ending.
- I didn't see it.

- She hasn't seen it with me,
I told her,

it's like a mom-daughter
must see.

- What did I cry off of?

- But it was
Secret Life of Pets.

- (React) Which part?

- The ending.
I was sad, 'cause it ended.

- (React) Oh.
(both laugh)

You really liked that movie!

Never have I ever
thrown food or drink

at somebody in anger.

Oh!
- Oh wait, in anger?

- (React) In anger, yeah.
- Not in anger.

- I've always wanted to.
- I don't think I have that, no.

- Yeah, I've never.

(Michele laughs)

- I noticed when she
did that with me. (laughs)

- Sometimes I throw
a tomato at someone.

- (React) You just have a tomato
ready to go?

- Oh!

- Yeah, like the tomatoes.

- I have to switch
my answer, sorry.

- (React) Yeah!

- You made me think tomatoes,
reminded me of something.

- I've thrown stuff at him, yeah.
- (React) Really?

- Stuff has been thrown. (laughs)

- Stuff has been thrown
in our house.

- Yes.

- We had to pick tomatoes,
and other vegetables,

but we would chuck 'em
at each other,

and get angry
at each other.

- (React) Alright!

- Thrown a drink
at your dad.

I've thrown a drink
at a guy in a bar.

I've thrown food at you,
I know.

- (React) Is there any never
have I evers you wanna ask each other?

- I don't, because I don't wanna
learn anything else.

- I'm wondering who left
that little gift

in the toilet the other day,
we're still trying to figure that out.

It was...
(Juliana laughs)

- I'm not even gonna ask her,
'cause...

(Angel laughs)
- (React) Yeah, ignorance is bliss.

- I'm like, she'll tell me.

- (React) What is the thing

that you were surprised to hear
the most, today?

- That she peed in my car!

- That you had sex
in my room!

(both laugh)

- I feel like there's so much
you guys did not get out of my mom.

- Kidnap victim, I went backpacking
around other countries.

- You peed in our pool.

- You've done worse.