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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKTALES | ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF

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    Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
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    That's duck science!
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    They don't have sphincters,
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    dump in piles
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    that's why ducks don't buy pants!
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    And we have to face this:
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    male ducks are rapists!
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    Duck Tales, Whoo hoo!
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    Scientifically accurate Duck Tales
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Crazy pooping, bird shit go to Duck tales!
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    Then there's the whole pool of gold
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    Scrooge won't write a check.
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    And whether he was young or old
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    If he dived in
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    He'd break his neck
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    A gold pile looks neat
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    But it's hard as concrete!
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    Duck Tales!
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    Whooo hoo!
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    Scientifically accurate
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    D-D-Danger a duck's behind you
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    Poor girl, a girl will duck will grind you!
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    Also, ducks are cannibals
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    So Duck Tales!
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Have Salmonella and H5N1
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    Bird flu
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Scientifically accurate Duck Tales
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Last verse is on genitalia
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    So stay in your places
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    Because ducks hump so much
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    girl ducks have vagina mazes!
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    To screw around this
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    Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
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    Duck Tales!
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic Duck Tales
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    Whoo hoo!
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    Penis in the shape of a cork screw
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    Duck Tales!
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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKTALES | ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF
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Real ducks are not nice to each other. Scientifically Accurate Duckberg would be closer to Mogadishu than the Magic Kingdom. Also, gold is not soft.

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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCKTALES | ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:02

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