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Steven Yeun & Conan Visit A Korean Spa - CONAN on TBS

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    CONAN: Well, if there's one thing you can
    say about me, it's that I care
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    passionately about my health
    and my beauty.
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    That's why I've come to Koreatown,
    to the Wi Spa, an authentic Korean spa.
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    I brought with me Steven Yeun,
    international star. Come on in here.
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    CONAN: Don't look so scared.
    STEVEN: Yeah, I'm good.
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    CONAN: You all right?
    STEVEN: Yeah, this is gonna, uh ...
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    CONAN: You look worried.
    STEVEN: Yeah, I've only been here one time.
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    CONAN: You battle zombies for a living.
    You fight the undead.
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    Yet you seem worried
    about coming to a spa.
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    STEVEN: You walk around here naked.
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    CONAN: No one told me that was part of
    this...
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    STEVEN: We're supposed to be naked.
    CONAN: I've never been naked.
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    CONAN: So what did you just give me here?
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    WOMAN: That's a large, it's your t-shirt
    for going to the co-ed floor,
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    WOMAN: and here are your shorts.
    CONAN: There's a co-ed area?
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    WOMAN: Yes.
    CONAN: If there are going to be women
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    around, what are the rules?
    May we speak to them?
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    WOMAN: You can mingle, whatever you want.
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    No sexual activity or you will be banned.
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    CONAN: Banned for how long?
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    WOMAN: Life.
    CONAN: Oh, life ban.
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    STEVEN: Is that one of the policies?
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    CONAN: You have seventy five thousand
    rules here in nine different languages...
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    nowhere. Does it say anywhere, Steven?
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    STEVEN: Uh-Uh.
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    CONAN: This doesn't say anything about
    sexual activity. With women.
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    WOMAN: I guess we should put that
    in there, then.
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    CONAN: Yeah!
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    Guess what, it's going to take you 24
    hours to get that new leaflet made.
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    In the mean time...
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    CONAN: Hello.
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    CONAN: Can you read Korean?
    What does this say?
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    STEVEN: It says "Fire Exit Only".
    It's in English.
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    CONAN: This is Jonathan; he works here
    at the Wi Spa, is that correct?
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    JONATHAN: Yes, I do.
    Put your clothes in your locker.
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    CONAN: All the clothes?
    JONATHAN: All the clothes.
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    CONAN: Can I wear jeans, down here?
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    JONATHAN: No. No jeans.
    CONAN: OK.
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    JONATHAN: Because no one's wearing any
    jeans in there, so if you're the only one.
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    You know, you're going to be
    looking awkward.
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    CONAN: I'll be in jeans, and they'll have their...
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    dicks hanging out...
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    so I think I'll look normal, right?
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    CONAN: Ah, that's hot!
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    CONAN: Ooh!
    STEVEN: Super hot...
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    CONAN: Hello!
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    You're naked!
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    You're naked...
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    CONAN: Steven and I are now in a Sauna.
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    With two nude men we have never met.
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    Hello.
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    MAN: Hi.
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    CONAN: Nice to see you.
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    You seem thrilled.
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    Calm down.
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    Just calm, stay calm.
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    Okay, all right.
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    Funny culture you have here.
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    STEVEN: We're normally funny.
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    CONAN: Oh. Hello.
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    MAN: Hello, how are you?
    CONAN: Good.
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    MAN: Can I sit with you?
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    CONAN: Penis.
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    Ask him if he can tell
    that I work out?
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    STEVEN: Oh! Uh, 근육 좋지요?.
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    MAN: Oh, yeah.
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    CONAN: Why are you not looking at me?
    Look at me.
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    Look at me. Look at me.
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    Look at me.
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    Look at me. Why do you not look at me?
    How do you say "look at me"?
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    - STEVEN: 저 보세요
    - CONAN: 조 보세로
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    CONAN: [inaudible]...I don't have breasts.
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    CONAN: Feel. Feel.
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    Don't do that, just...
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    CONAN: You think it's funny when one naked
    man squeezes the breast of another...
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    You thought that was funny?
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    MAN ON LEFT: It was.
    CONAN: Funny? It is fun, yes...
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    CONAN: You like to watch?
    MAN ON LEFT: Yeah, I watch. Uh-huh.
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    One naked man squeeze...
    but you like to watch what he did here...
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    MAN ON LEFT: Yeah.
    CONAN: See this... for him again.
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    You like this?
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    MAN ON LEFT: A little bit like this.
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    CONAN: A little bit like...
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    Okay, I'm becoming aroused now.
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    What are we doing now?
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    JONATHAN: Now you're going to go
    into the cold tub.
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    CONAN: Cold tub?
    JONATHAN: It's about 61 degrees.
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    CONAN: NO NO NO NO!
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    STEVEN: Oh my god...
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    NOOOO!
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    STEVEN: This is actually nice.
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    CONAN: It's nice now. Just hold me.
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    STEVEN: It's on my thigh. It's on my thigh.
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    CONAN: Jonathan, tell us,
    what happens now?
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    JONATHAN: So you guys are going to
    get your scrubs.
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    CONAN: My scrub.
    This is a full-body scrub?
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    JONATHAN: Yes.
    CONAN: This is a disturbing setup.
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    Is this where they do dolphin autopsies?
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    CONAN: Is this going to hurt?
    JONATHAN: Um...
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    STEVEN: Yeah.
    JONATHAN: Steven?
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    CONAN: Does this hurt?
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    CONAN: Sadist. You like to hurt people.
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    You like to help clean.
    Gives you pleasure?
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    JONATHAN: Mister Lee.
    CONAN: Mr. Lee. Mr. Lee. Thank you.
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    CONAN: Whoa!
    Okay, that's hot. That's hot.
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    No, those are freckles! Those stay on,
    those aren't supposed to come off.
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    Steven, it's not funny! It really hurts!
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    STEVEN: I told you, it sucks!
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    CONAN: Mother...!
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    CONAN: What did Mrs. Lee do to
    you last night?
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    STEVEN: You can see the skin
    he's peeling off of him!
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    CONAN: That skin has been on me since
    Jimmy Carter was president!
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    You can't hurt me now, Mr. Lee, I've
    lost all feeling!
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    CONAN: Shut the [bleep] up, Steven!
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    I'll tell you anything.
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    Our battalion is in the mountains.
    On the north side.
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    You'll never see it coming, Mr. Lee!
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    What are you doing? Don't... NO!
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    CONAN: Oh my God!
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    You took the skin off my balls!
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    STEVEN: I'm not doing this.
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    CONAN: That's it Lee!
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    CONAN: Harder Mr. Lee! Harder!
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    CONAN: What happens next?
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    JONATHAN: You're heading
    over to the Jimjilbang.
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    CONAN: What is Jimjilbang?
    JONATHAN: Jimjilbang means saunas.
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    CONAN: Saunas.
    JONATHAN: Uh-huh, in Korean.
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    CONAN: Jimjilbang.
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    CONAN: Jimjilbang.
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    CONAN: 213 degrees.
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    People carry pizzas in here uncooked.
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    When they come out, they have a freshly
    cooked pizza...
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    ...and they're dead.
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    CONAN: I'm going in.
    STEVEN: Okay.
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    I might stay in for a long time.
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    They took my skin and now
    I want to sleep forever.
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    STEVEN: This one actually is really good.
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    CONAN: I think, when you're in a room...
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    ...filled with Cocoa Puffs...
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    STEVEN: Hello!
    CONAN: Hello! Are you okay?
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    CONAN: Are you feeling good?
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    WOMAN: Yes.
    STEVEN: Do you know who Conan is?
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    WOMAN: No idea.
    CONAN: No idea who I am?
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    STEVEN: Have you ever seen a show
    called Walking Dead?
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    - WOMAN: No.
    - STEVEN: What's your favorite TV show?
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    - CONAN: What TV show do you like?
    - WOMAN: Two and a Half Men...
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    - CONAN: Two and a Half Men?!
    - WOMAN: Everybody Loves Raymond.
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    CONAN: Okay, so you don't know who I am.
    You don't know who Steven is.
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    Everybody Loves Raymond hasn't
    been on the air.
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    Do you like it? Does it make you laugh?
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    WOMAN: It's okay. I get tired of it.
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    CONAN: Same joke over and over again, like
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    "Oh, what am I going to do?
    My wife's mad at me. Ohh!"
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    "Ah, my brother's taller than me, what am
    I going to do?" Right?
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    WOMAN: He was like this: Ahhh!
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    CONAN: That is the best Ray Romano
    impression I've ever seen.
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    May I move closer to you, or would you
    rather I did not?
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    WOMAN: You better not.
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    WOMAN: I get nervous.
    CONAN: You get nervous?
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    CONAN: You get nervous?
    Ah, don't trust yourself, eh?
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    WOMAN: I trust myself.
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    I don't trust you.
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    CONAN: Well, that was our day at the
    Wi Spa in Koreatown.
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    STEVEN: Thanks, for joining me,
    this was fun.
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    CONAN: No. No, it was not fun.
    STEVEN: I had a blast.
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    CONAN: It was awful. It was painful.
    And for me, I think, life shortening.
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    STEVEN: My skin is really smooth.
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    CONAN: I will be dead within 48 hours.
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    Thank you for showing me this and I don't
    know about you, I'm starving.
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    CONAN: Do you want to get lunch?
    STEVEN: Yes, I know awesome place.
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    STEVEN: Real close, let's go.
    CONAN: Let's do it. Thank you.
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    CONAN (echoy): They took my skin.
    And now I want to sleep forever.
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    Thanks to Steven Yeun and everyone at the
    Wi Spa. We've got a great show tonight...
Title:
Steven Yeun & Conan Visit A Korean Spa - CONAN on TBS
Description:

With "audience laughter" removed. Includes Korean script.

CONAN Highlight: Conan and "The Walking Dead" star strip down to get an authentic Korean scrub at Wi Spa.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
10:28

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