Steven Yeun & Conan Visit A Korean Spa - CONAN on TBS
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0:02 - 0:05CONAN: Well, if there's one thing you can
say about me, it's that I care -
0:05 - 0:09passionately about my health
and my beauty. -
0:09 - 0:17That's why I've come to Koreatown,
to the Wi Spa, an authentic Korean spa. -
0:17 - 0:21I brought with me Steven Yeun,
international star. Come on in here. -
0:21 - 0:24CONAN: Don't look so scared.
STEVEN: Yeah, I'm good. -
0:24 - 0:26CONAN: You all right?
STEVEN: Yeah, this is gonna, uh ... -
0:26 - 0:29CONAN: You look worried.
STEVEN: Yeah, I've only been here one time. -
0:29 - 0:33CONAN: You battle zombies for a living.
You fight the undead. -
0:33 - 0:37Yet you seem worried
about coming to a spa. -
0:37 - 0:39STEVEN: You walk around here naked.
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0:39 - 0:41CONAN: No one told me that was part of
this... -
0:41 - 0:44STEVEN: We're supposed to be naked.
CONAN: I've never been naked. -
0:44 - 0:46CONAN: So what did you just give me here?
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0:46 - 0:49WOMAN: That's a large, it's your t-shirt
for going to the co-ed floor, -
0:49 - 0:52WOMAN: and here are your shorts.
CONAN: There's a co-ed area? -
0:52 - 0:54WOMAN: Yes.
CONAN: If there are going to be women -
0:54 - 0:56around, what are the rules?
May we speak to them? -
0:56 - 0:58WOMAN: You can mingle, whatever you want.
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0:58 - 1:01No sexual activity or you will be banned.
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1:01 - 1:03CONAN: Banned for how long?
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1:03 - 1:05WOMAN: Life.
CONAN: Oh, life ban. -
1:05 - 1:07STEVEN: Is that one of the policies?
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1:07 - 1:10CONAN: You have seventy five thousand
rules here in nine different languages... -
1:10 - 1:13nowhere. Does it say anywhere, Steven?
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1:13 - 1:14STEVEN: Uh-Uh.
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1:14 - 1:16CONAN: This doesn't say anything about
sexual activity. With women. -
1:16 - 1:18WOMAN: I guess we should put that
in there, then. -
1:18 - 1:19CONAN: Yeah!
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1:19 - 1:22Guess what, it's going to take you 24
hours to get that new leaflet made. -
1:22 - 1:26In the mean time...
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1:33 - 1:35CONAN: Hello.
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1:37 - 1:40CONAN: Can you read Korean?
What does this say? -
1:40 - 1:42STEVEN: It says "Fire Exit Only".
It's in English. -
1:42 - 1:46CONAN: This is Jonathan; he works here
at the Wi Spa, is that correct? -
1:46 - 1:49JONATHAN: Yes, I do.
Put your clothes in your locker. -
1:49 - 1:51CONAN: All the clothes?
JONATHAN: All the clothes. -
1:51 - 1:53CONAN: Can I wear jeans, down here?
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1:53 - 1:55JONATHAN: No. No jeans.
CONAN: OK. -
1:55 - 1:58JONATHAN: Because no one's wearing any
jeans in there, so if you're the only one. -
1:58 - 2:00You know, you're going to be
looking awkward. -
2:00 - 2:02CONAN: I'll be in jeans, and they'll have their...
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2:02 - 2:04dicks hanging out...
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2:04 - 2:06so I think I'll look normal, right?
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2:26 - 2:29CONAN: Ah, that's hot!
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2:29 - 2:31CONAN: Ooh!
STEVEN: Super hot... -
2:38 - 2:40CONAN: Hello!
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2:40 - 2:41You're naked!
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2:42 - 2:44You're naked...
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2:44 - 2:47CONAN: Steven and I are now in a Sauna.
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2:47 - 2:51With two nude men we have never met.
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2:51 - 2:52Hello.
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2:52 - 2:54MAN: Hi.
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2:54 - 2:56CONAN: Nice to see you.
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2:56 - 2:58You seem thrilled.
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2:58 - 3:00Calm down.
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3:00 - 3:03Just calm, stay calm.
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3:03 - 3:05Okay, all right.
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3:05 - 3:08Funny culture you have here.
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3:08 - 3:09STEVEN: We're normally funny.
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3:09 - 3:11CONAN: Oh. Hello.
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3:11 - 3:13MAN: Hello, how are you?
CONAN: Good. -
3:13 - 3:15MAN: Can I sit with you?
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3:17 - 3:18CONAN: Penis.
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3:19 - 3:22Ask him if he can tell
that I work out? -
3:22 - 3:24STEVEN: Oh! Uh, 근육 좋지요?.
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3:24 - 3:25MAN: Oh, yeah.
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3:27 - 3:29CONAN: Why are you not looking at me?
Look at me. -
3:29 - 3:31Look at me. Look at me.
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3:31 - 3:33Look at me.
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3:33 - 3:36Look at me. Why do you not look at me?
How do you say "look at me"? -
3:36 - 3:39- STEVEN: 저 보세요
- CONAN: 조 보세로 -
3:43 - 3:46CONAN: [inaudible]...I don't have breasts.
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3:46 - 3:47CONAN: Feel. Feel.
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3:47 - 3:50Don't do that, just...
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3:51 - 3:55CONAN: You think it's funny when one naked
man squeezes the breast of another... -
3:55 - 3:56You thought that was funny?
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3:56 - 3:59MAN ON LEFT: It was.
CONAN: Funny? It is fun, yes... -
3:59 - 4:02CONAN: You like to watch?
MAN ON LEFT: Yeah, I watch. Uh-huh. -
4:03 - 4:06One naked man squeeze...
but you like to watch what he did here... -
4:06 - 4:09MAN ON LEFT: Yeah.
CONAN: See this... for him again. -
4:09 - 4:10You like this?
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4:10 - 4:11MAN ON LEFT: A little bit like this.
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4:11 - 4:14CONAN: A little bit like...
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4:15 - 4:19Okay, I'm becoming aroused now.
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4:19 - 4:20What are we doing now?
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4:20 - 4:23JONATHAN: Now you're going to go
into the cold tub. -
4:23 - 4:25CONAN: Cold tub?
JONATHAN: It's about 61 degrees. -
4:25 - 4:29CONAN: NO NO NO NO!
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4:29 - 4:34STEVEN: Oh my god...
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4:34 - 4:37NOOOO!
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4:37 - 4:39STEVEN: This is actually nice.
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4:39 - 4:42CONAN: It's nice now. Just hold me.
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4:45 - 4:48STEVEN: It's on my thigh. It's on my thigh.
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4:49 - 4:51CONAN: Jonathan, tell us,
what happens now? -
4:51 - 4:54JONATHAN: So you guys are going to
get your scrubs. -
4:54 - 4:56CONAN: My scrub.
This is a full-body scrub? -
4:56 - 4:59JONATHAN: Yes.
CONAN: This is a disturbing setup. -
4:59 - 5:02Is this where they do dolphin autopsies?
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5:02 - 5:05CONAN: Is this going to hurt?
JONATHAN: Um... -
5:06 - 5:07STEVEN: Yeah.
JONATHAN: Steven? -
5:07 - 5:09CONAN: Does this hurt?
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5:14 - 5:18CONAN: Sadist. You like to hurt people.
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5:18 - 5:21You like to help clean.
Gives you pleasure? -
5:21 - 5:25JONATHAN: Mister Lee.
CONAN: Mr. Lee. Mr. Lee. Thank you. -
5:25 - 5:28CONAN: Whoa!
Okay, that's hot. That's hot. -
5:28 - 5:31No, those are freckles! Those stay on,
those aren't supposed to come off. -
5:31 - 5:33Steven, it's not funny! It really hurts!
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5:33 - 5:35STEVEN: I told you, it sucks!
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5:38 - 5:39CONAN: Mother...!
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5:41 - 5:43CONAN: What did Mrs. Lee do to
you last night? -
5:46 - 5:49STEVEN: You can see the skin
he's peeling off of him! -
5:49 - 5:53CONAN: That skin has been on me since
Jimmy Carter was president! -
5:53 - 5:57You can't hurt me now, Mr. Lee, I've
lost all feeling! -
5:57 - 6:00CONAN: Shut the [bleep] up, Steven!
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6:00 - 6:06I'll tell you anything.
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6:06 - 6:09Our battalion is in the mountains.
On the north side. -
6:09 - 6:11You'll never see it coming, Mr. Lee!
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6:12 - 6:14What are you doing? Don't... NO!
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6:14 - 6:17CONAN: Oh my God!
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6:18 - 6:21You took the skin off my balls!
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6:21 - 6:23STEVEN: I'm not doing this.
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6:24 - 6:26CONAN: That's it Lee!
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6:27 - 6:29CONAN: Harder Mr. Lee! Harder!
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6:29 - 6:31CONAN: What happens next?
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6:31 - 6:33JONATHAN: You're heading
over to the Jimjilbang. -
6:33 - 6:36CONAN: What is Jimjilbang?
JONATHAN: Jimjilbang means saunas. -
6:36 - 6:39CONAN: Saunas.
JONATHAN: Uh-huh, in Korean. -
6:40 - 6:41CONAN: Jimjilbang.
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6:51 - 6:53CONAN: Jimjilbang.
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6:54 - 6:57CONAN: 213 degrees.
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6:58 - 7:01People carry pizzas in here uncooked.
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7:01 - 7:03When they come out, they have a freshly
cooked pizza... -
7:03 - 7:05...and they're dead.
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7:06 - 7:08CONAN: I'm going in.
STEVEN: Okay. -
7:08 - 7:10I might stay in for a long time.
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7:10 - 7:13They took my skin and now
I want to sleep forever. -
7:17 - 7:20STEVEN: This one actually is really good.
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7:20 - 7:24CONAN: I think, when you're in a room...
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7:24 - 7:28...filled with Cocoa Puffs...
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7:28 - 7:32STEVEN: Hello!
CONAN: Hello! Are you okay? -
7:32 - 7:33CONAN: Are you feeling good?
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7:33 - 7:37WOMAN: Yes.
STEVEN: Do you know who Conan is? -
7:37 - 7:40WOMAN: No idea.
CONAN: No idea who I am? -
7:40 - 7:43STEVEN: Have you ever seen a show
called Walking Dead? -
7:43 - 7:46- WOMAN: No.
- STEVEN: What's your favorite TV show? -
7:46 - 7:49- CONAN: What TV show do you like?
- WOMAN: Two and a Half Men... -
7:49 - 7:52- CONAN: Two and a Half Men?!
- WOMAN: Everybody Loves Raymond. -
7:52 - 7:57CONAN: Okay, so you don't know who I am.
You don't know who Steven is. -
7:57 - 8:00Everybody Loves Raymond hasn't
been on the air. -
8:00 - 8:02Do you like it? Does it make you laugh?
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8:02 - 8:04WOMAN: It's okay. I get tired of it.
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8:04 - 8:05CONAN: Same joke over and over again, like
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8:05 - 8:08"Oh, what am I going to do?
My wife's mad at me. Ohh!" -
8:08 - 8:12"Ah, my brother's taller than me, what am
I going to do?" Right? -
8:12 - 8:13WOMAN: He was like this: Ahhh!
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8:16 - 8:19CONAN: That is the best Ray Romano
impression I've ever seen. -
8:19 - 8:22May I move closer to you, or would you
rather I did not? -
8:22 - 8:25WOMAN: You better not.
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8:25 - 8:28WOMAN: I get nervous.
CONAN: You get nervous? -
8:28 - 8:30CONAN: You get nervous?
Ah, don't trust yourself, eh? -
8:30 - 8:32WOMAN: I trust myself.
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8:32 - 8:33I don't trust you.
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8:52 - 8:56CONAN: Well, that was our day at the
Wi Spa in Koreatown. -
8:56 - 8:58STEVEN: Thanks, for joining me,
this was fun. -
8:58 - 9:01CONAN: No. No, it was not fun.
STEVEN: I had a blast. -
9:01 - 9:05CONAN: It was awful. It was painful.
And for me, I think, life shortening. -
9:05 - 9:07STEVEN: My skin is really smooth.
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9:07 - 9:09CONAN: I will be dead within 48 hours.
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9:09 - 9:13Thank you for showing me this and I don't
know about you, I'm starving. -
9:13 - 9:15CONAN: Do you want to get lunch?
STEVEN: Yes, I know awesome place. -
9:15 - 9:18STEVEN: Real close, let's go.
CONAN: Let's do it. Thank you. -
9:25 - 9:28CONAN (echoy): They took my skin.
And now I want to sleep forever. -
10:13 - 10:17Thanks to Steven Yeun and everyone at the
Wi Spa. We've got a great show tonight...
- Title:
- Steven Yeun & Conan Visit A Korean Spa - CONAN on TBS
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With "audience laughter" removed. Includes Korean script.
CONAN Highlight: Conan and "The Walking Dead" star strip down to get an authentic Korean scrub at Wi Spa.
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- Video Language:
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- Duration:
- 10:28
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